Ok this is epic

welp, good Sunday morning buddy! you're up early!

I would suggest including these in the description too.

Is this from personal experience? I hope not.

@@theodorepinnock1517 It sounds like it. Press 'F' to pay respects, THEN HEAD OVER TO HIS PATREON HE CAN EAT AND SLE_ ERR MAKE NEW VIDEOS EVERY MONTH! :D

Aidan Muller best part of it all, you don’t need her name to identify her. She will be the one with the 3rd arm and glowing in the dark.... gonna save you soooo much money by not having to have lights on in the house at night, and free heat for the winter..... win win and win, if I do say so myself... which I do.

@@wrayday7149 better than most wives earned by investing in "meaningful" relationships that just keep using up your money for useless cosmetics after marriage. I'd say that Ukrainian beauty is a quadruple money saving win.

As someone who reads a lot of business and sale books, here are some tricks businesses use to scam or influence people to buy their stuff at the top of my head. 1. Notice how some stories put 1.99 and not just 2 bucks? Notice how some products are 3.99 and not 4 bucks? Well, research shows that this slight difference in price makes it look a lot cheaper to people. 2. Some companies make certain similar products more expensive than other similar products on purpose, because people assume more expensive products are always higher quality. 3. Some companies like to make stuff available only for a limited time to use fear to pressure you in making a decision to buy it. 4. Some companies show you a list of bad options, products and services first on purpose, then show you the real product they want you to buy because it makes it look so much better compared to the worst ones. 5. Some stores give you freebies such as trying some free tries of their snacks because it influences you to embarassed so you would feel obliged to pay them back with their product. 6. Some companies like to make really emotional advertisements, especially ones to make you cry, to attract as many viewers as possible. 7. Some companies put fake good reviews on their websites, so check out some of more honest reviews on other websites. 8. Notice how in call worker companies, when you pick up the phone, they tell you how many years of experience they have? Yes, that’s for a reason. 9. Some companies aim to make their product views as controversial as possible on purpose, because that would attract more buyers because people love the drama, even if they say they hate it. 10. Lastly, advertisers and companies often have something called Company Archetypes based on Carl Jung’s 12 archetypes. That is when they market themselves, they attach certain values to their product, so when people buy the product, they’re not just buying the product, but the values associated with the company. That’s why you associate hippie and rebellious young techies with Apple users and think more experienced and hardworking older programmers with Microsoft. Sincerely, Very honest marketer. PS : If you want some info on how to avoid being manipulated, inform others not to be manipulated or how to manipulate those who manipulate others to not make them manipulate others as I do, try the books 48 Laws of Power or Influence. There’s the Chinese “Thick Face, Black Heart.” Also books on Toltecs’ advice on how to live life (Think basically Mexican philosophers and spiritual thinkers) has a lot to mention on how not to care about others think that would make you pressured to spend a lot of dumb money on something. Think Don Miguel Ruiz maybe as an author, “The Four Attachments,” and a lot more if you look.

*for those interested the value/exchange rate of the Ukrainian dollar (or hryvnia) is around 0.041 per United States Dollar so yeah, at 243.89 that's a real bargain alright...*

this reply is extremely unoriginal and annoying but 2000th like

Clearly the money is in the red flag business

***STONKS***

I have invested all my money in red flag enterprises.. I am sure they will call me back anyday to tell me how much I have earned

Hopefully this will help pay off my $500,000 dollar debt from that Pakistani monk's contrivium deal.

@Hoàng Nguyên What are you talking about? All the Pakistanis I've met are wise hermit monks who shun all material possessions but still have the internet and a large stockpile of rare minerals that I can inherit for nothing but a small processing fee paid through Western Union.

Doctors hate "them" and not "him"? this inconsistent grammar is interesting, now I really need to know too!

They killed the doctor's family. The doctor is angry. Wear a necklace of apples to ward his attacks while you speak.

Who should I trust? Just Some Guy with a Mustache or Just Some Guy without a Mustache?

He/they are malpractice attorneys who committed suicide.

it's all down to this one simple trick! ...number five will SHOCK you. [photo of a really gross injury] [photo of a bowl of mashed bananas]

I ship TRA and the Nigerian prince

Plot twist: Nigerian Prince and Ukrainian Bride are the same person

Quick find another character to complete the love triangle!

@@daltonfilho835 Second twist: The Nigerian Prince/Ukrainian Bride was JP's *cousin* all along! We can make a full soap opera out of this trio

@@dipdop9734 duo*.

Did he charge you a call fee everyone knows if you call someone who's injured you got to pay a call fee

Do any of them have a particular recommendation on masculinity size-wise enhancement techniques? I receive lots of offers of this kind, I'm sure some may be just more effective than others.

A Nigerian prince once tried to romance me.

@@petitio_principii yeah he charged me $60 from he said he would deliver it in 6 months

@@highcouncil1302 I was making a reference to how scammers pretend to be someone you know. it was just another scammer pretending to be my "uncle"

Err.404=Logic_not_found

You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly!

Maybe you should ask a completely honest person what a dishonest person would do. It's not like the FBI would ever hired successful criminals or anything.

@@christianbjorck816 It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Nameless Person God I love that movie.

Yeah, but you sure do feel guilty for discrediting another human being though.

Just like the simulations.

Or you could do Scammer: If you sign with us we’ll enter you in for 10 different awards and sign you with a 5 star editor for $2. You: My sensors indicate you’re lying, and my bullshit meter agrees.

*the real fun starts when you put up a considerable bounty on the heads of those who scammed you then post the video of their cowering forms as they are being attacked by giant lobsters while canned laughter plays in the background....naturally that footage would be demonetized on some social media platforms but you can accept that*

Wanna make sure you're getting scammed at some point? Just say 'I can't be scammed' out loud. Modesty *does* work.

same here... Is JP alright?

ALUCARD If this was real, it probably happened a long time ago. I doubt JP would be alluding to it if it were _that_ recent.

@@BlackCover95 True. But still.

Unrelated but damn your avatar gave me nostalgia flashbacks. Been years since I've seen a Slorg.

It feels like he’s got scam emails, but never replied

If you can do something well, never do it for free.

Draco Murdock what if you are good at helping homeless people?

Okkkkkk I will give u my roYal Nigerian credit caErd numbbb if u give me yours first ;)

Ok, my VISA is 4017-0988-2013-0991, the expiration is 02/23 and the three-digit code is 988. When can I get the info? :)

Ok, i trust you fully without any question what records or other clients you even had, and sucessful sales, or if you have an office, no take my house key, my credit card, my first born. I trust you call back some day.

@Mediocrity Don't worry, if you send me a copy of it along with your credit card and valid ID, I'm sure we can find a pseudo catego... I mean _target_ _audience_ that can make your work shine in the -trash- -bin- glory it belongs to.

@Mediocrity modern art

@vacuum sealed garfield finally a good book

@vacuum sealed garfield Ah yes, a classic slice of rock experience. If you pay me “One HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS,” I will find a market for it. I’ll even throw in a Super Darwin Award! - A Totally Trustworthy Bald Evil Doctor With A Cat

I mean......... Technically.

There is such a thing as a Ménage à trois... But if you've got the energy, stamina, AND raw charisma to pull one of those of, I don't think you need even the mighty Skillshare.

Yeah. The reader

The love pyramid scheme

Love pyramid scheme.

Give them full control-theres no three big series **cough** Harry Potter** **cough** Percy Jackson** **avatar the last Airbender** -excuse me, that give you any reason to pause when giving control to a director

Well if Stephen King's remake of the Shining has proven anything just because the author is the director and more faithful doesn't mean it's going to be good.Steven King hates Kubrick's version of the Shining and Anne Rice has no issue with Queen of the Damned.

@@whatteamwildcats4033 Jurassic Park, How to Train your Dragon, Fight Club, Princess Bride, Forest Gump, Jumangi, Godfather, Jaws, Shawshank Redemption Am I a Joke to you?

​@@FraserSouris The Princess Bride is one of the greatest movies of all time. I don't mean to be rude, for I have not read the book yet, I just have to speak the truth.

I think the big issue is to avoid being fleeced. Jaws is a big reason why you'll find the original writer in the credits of every movie. IIRC, the writer had so little faith in that movie that he opted out of all affiliation with it, including royalties.

Those shark agency could have had a treacherous love triangle. With pointless, senseless intrigues and romance. What a missed opportunity.

@@jonsnor4313 A bunch of love triangles in a cutthroat industry generating and complicating plots and interests actually sounds like a golden writer's prompt

@@glumbortango7182 Probably, but I still wouldn’t read it. Maybe it should rebrand to the inexperienced but horny YA audience.

@@glumbortango7182 so basically a telenovela I've always scam callers yuck you can make good stuff with that but not my cup of tea

Jokes on them, I sold my child for a toaster years ago.

Thanks Says every last person with myopia

@@joehayes9933 A Keurig woulda been better.

@@joslyncarter4813 does your keurig machine have a timer? If not, then suck it!

@@joehayes9933 😔

Ikr, like he's personally been through this before. *HMMM*

@@Crawdithe98 Everyone was. It isn't unique problem.

@@TheRezro Well, I haven't. At least not yet.

@@Crawdithe98 Good luck then.

@@Crawdithe98 *yet*

@blackrave404 So he could deposit the huge royalties directly!

"Funniest movie of the year!" - its February.

Literally every popular book ever

It's hilarious to see a book with the "New York Times best seller" quote right after passing by 5 other books that say the same thing.

Who remembers this? www.amazon.com/Putting-Foot-Down-Brent-Underwood-ebook/dp/B01CGVG6RQ

New York Times Best Seller just means a lot of people read it. It doesn't mean it's necessarily GOOD.

Dont say ok to scammer make a long boring and unecessary conversation instead

Ok

James Veitch? Ok.

okay

Steven Matthews also ask for a toaster

@Fountainblaze Yeah...a legit profession with a long pedigree. You do the work, someone else's name is on the finished product. In exchange for a one-time fee, you do this job.

Skillshare, however, is obviously not a scam, since it's advertised absolutely everywhere.

@@mikitz Raid Casino Legends is also advertised everywhere

If they are, at least he's matured and wizened enough to be able to laugh at his follies. Not too many of us get to that point.

glad im not the only one who felt that. kindda intense

I really hope the scam he fell to wasn't nearly this transparent though. I mean, sure, you should learn from your mistakes but you don't need vast experience to figure out that a shady email you got is not something you should throw your money on.

I’m thinking it was someone he knew that got scammed

It makes sense he would be angry when talking about lowlife scammers who prey on young naive writer. People who do that are awful

My Prince gave me 12 million dollars.

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I had an Ivorian who told me of my uncle's death in a car accident and that I needed his help to get the inheritance money.

@@ralek592 What! That’s insane in a hilarious way, I’d totally like to read anything you write.

@@ConnanTheCivilized I got scared reading my own comment I thought an actual bot took over my account and posted weird ad shit lol

Or Disney, definitely not Disney.

@@ArtichokeAnarchy Yeah or your stuff will be ruined

Wow. An EA joke. Where'd you copy and paste this from?

@@boshwa20 wow, a copy-paste joke. Did you read that on the back of a cereal box.?

Being bought out is not exactly something you are in control of.

Do you know what the Cyrillic email translates to?

Nope, it's either not Russian, or just gibberish. Most likely the latter, because I doubt TWA would go out of his way to find some word from a foreign language to use in an email in one of his videos.

I'm pretty sure its just JP typing "notascam" into Google Translate

@@Schut_gorokhoviy I think it says notascam but in a weird way

Honestly, Blazar, I don't see a problem with your use of English. I'd say you use it quite well.

Author: gets scammed Comic relief character: Z A P P E R S I'm waiting are you laughing yet? is this reply funny to you? does this even look remotely like comedy? Why do yo have to do this, I don't think there's even a recognizable joke here, it's just the zappers shit that we heard a million times from jp himself.

May seem random to some but this video made me wanna recommend Atomic Shrimp, Sci Man Dan, Professor Dave and maybe-more-if-youw-want, cause they cover $camms and i dont want people to fal for ‚em.

I can verify that all three of these job types have popped up on Upwork until recently.

Why are you so upset about being trustworthy?

Lmaooo

IKR! I really love the villain skits xD

**Skill Share Intensifies**

H U M M U S I S G O I N G T O B E B I G

@blackrave404 Look up James Veitch. xD

@blackrave404 thats just part of his jokes. Also, would like to have a red toaster?

TOASTER BONANZA *No conditions apply!*

*i hear he's very thoughtful with is gift selections...especially with his friends and online acquaintances*

Twilight fanfic? Wait, are you the author of Fifty Shades of Gray?

At least you're self-aware.

It's has the word "anal" in it. I don't like the sound of it.

Just slap in a random love triangle and you're done

So wouldn't the video end up giving good writing advice?

@@Joey-pb6ul {head explodes}

Meta.

They are from Notascamistan.

I couldn't figure it out for I read it as notastsam ...

good chance that was intentional

Good luck buddy, it's tough out there

Know what you mean.

I get texts about my Wells Fargo account. The account I don't actually have.

Oh Ackbar. Many will miss him. In more than one way. Ackbar's suit actor almost cried in his statement as in a way Rian Johnson disrespected the character of Ackbar by a rather tone death take on set. To understand why this hit the suit actor and many old fans in the heart was because while Ackbar may only had a few lines in the movies, he is one of the most important and fleshed- out characters in the lore of Star Wars. Realising that the director of the new production most likely doesn't know the "off- screen" importance of the character and instead treated him as a joke, since his meme status, must have hurt for the suit actor. Realising that many new fans don't know/ care about the original canonical backstories either, looking at twitter responses, hurts me personally as worldbuilder/ writer.

@@valentinmitterbauer4196 Most only have seen the movies, and those few lines don't make an interesting character...

@@francisthompson3772 You could at least demand that the movie's director has a clue about it...

Hey I know a prince from there!

$6000?! That's practically a steal!

@@louisduarte8763 ikr?🤗

I'll take your entire stock of definitely not a scam brides

Слава Україні!

Painfully true a lot of the time.

ArtofthePossible really? TmT Oh well TwT

Plot twist: the Prince *is* the bride.

@@huntarthebarbarian8407 that should be his next video, Plot Twists!

Careful, the Ukrainian bride will get jealous

May seem random to some but this video made me wanna recommend Atomic Shrimp, Sci Man Dan, Professor Dave and maybe-more-if-youw-want, cause they cover $camms and i dont want people to fal for ‚em.

I have three first names also, but my surname is pretty obviously a surname, even if people get it wrong all the time :P

@The Jester - Fool Of Hearts Never been called sir over the phone, but most of thr calls I get are people who know me, robocalls, and people who speak spanish trying to get ahold of the last person who had my number.

@The Jester - Fool Of Hearts Yeah. I don't know who had the phone before me, but apparently they they have a car ticket in West Florida that whoever was trying to text them was outraged about them getting. I've never been to Florida.

No and no. He said money not writing. The scientists you mentioned are often university professors that get better payed jobs the more they publish for example the ones that get tenure. The universities they work at also gives them access to their database so that part eith them paying to read what their colleagues articles is off. Their research projects expense are almost always paid by someone else. Cant compare writers with people with doctorates. Writers are more like actors with a small few making bank and the rest have to live off another job or survive. While a majority of scientists have a decent stable income. There's the few earning big in the pharmaceutical or any field that has commercial use. Of course always a small minority struggling because of the nature of the field they study. But those are very rare.

He already did. (Commenting from the future.)

Andrew Gwilliam then why can’t I find it?

@@wizofwonders Because you're not in the future. 😀

Yes

@@big_slurp4603 oh wow! Thank you

So THAT'S what that other guy was grousing about... Thanks! ;o)

The roast🔥

You cant avoid Scams better than by watching YT-Channels specilizing in teaching you how to be wary of 'em. Like Atomis Shrimp, Professor Dave Explains, Jim Browning.

*HMMMMMMMMMM*

@@MasterP86 HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM?!?!?!?!