"the police are coming for you buddy" * coincidental police sirens in the background * "Ya hear that?"

"I feel bad cause my best friend thinks I lost my virginity to my bf at the time" No feeling bad about the boyfriend?!?! 🤯

You should do a: Sleepover secrets Period secrets Camp secrets

6:49 Alex: The cops are coming for you. Me: *hears sirens*

i don’t think i would date a guy named amanda

Luckily my family doesn't speak English or understand it so I can just play this video on full volume without headphones lol

"spraying your juices on the wall..." Me: *done* 😅

9:01 “ Health Teacher died from a heart attack... “ Me: That’s Ironic

I love how she puts a hands up whenever there's a bracket in a sentence.

The choir thing is so real. We have a select chorus in our school and holy shit it's basicly a gossip session of hating on people. One of the seniors yelled at a sophomore because he didn't have enough money to go on the trip. I was like... chill bruh Edit: Jesus this has 1k likes, alright then

For the science teacher sexting one: I guess you could say he was trying to teach her human anatomy 😂

7:06 omg the other day I heard a report on the news that said a young middle school boy stole 3k form his dad and gave people 300 each person that he knows LOL

i love how she creates accents/voices for each person 😂

I feel like she is actually going to go insane reading these. Anyone else?

Well haha my art teacher takes pictures of kids at dances well to be honest she is also the yearbook picture so sorry to alarm you in any way lol

dude so this was years ago I was in fifth or sixth grade, and they called my bus on the intercom and I left the classroom, but before I left I gave my teacher a hug and accidentally kissed her on the forehead bc I thought she was my mom. I only realized what I did after I was out of the classroom. needless to say, I never mistook her for my mom ever again.

you should do a sleepover secrets video!!!

How about revealing your *party* secrets cause weird shit happens at parties

“does dom mean like dominatrix” ...so who’s gonna tell her

0:17 “school, very universal, very relatable, we’ve all been there” homeschool kids: *am I a joke to you?*

I WAS SO SCARED THAT YOU WERE ENDING THIS SERIES BUT YOU PICKED IT BACK UP YASSS

Alyx every time there’s parentheses: ✋🏼👁👄👁🤚🏼

*"I put thumbtacks on my teachers seats at school"* Me: Hey dad do we have any thumbtacks

The majority of us are going back to school, So why not another school video? (trying to ask part two)

When me and my friends play kahoots, we text our friends from other schools and give them the pin to kahoots so they can join... our teacher bought a new laptop because he thought it was hackers 😂😭

These just keep getting creepier and I'm scared

alyx: “i know a lot of you just had winter break and now you’re back” me: *literally just finished my last day before winter break*

nobody: me: *CANT STOP LAUGHING AT 'highshool' AT 3AM*

why do half of these sound like plot lines to an episode story?

*I'm actually concerned for these people*

"We're all snakes from hell" That was iconic as hell dude!😂

“Spraying your juices on the walls”

You should do the word ‘Church’ ! It would be hilarious to see the stories. I’m not hungry for likes but I was told it puts it further up for Alyx to see.

The word should be "Friend". *just imagine*

I’ve watched this so many times that when the buffering thing pops up I just stare and feel good about myself that I don’t fall for it😂😂

I called my MALE teacher mom...🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Ayydubs should become the new Dr. Phil.

me: she’s just stretching out this series to get views also me: *watches all of them*

7:58 Mommy dom/ little girl is when the dominant person in a relationship pretends/ acts like a mother to her “little” and the little acts like a child I think, I once had a boyfriend who was into daddy dom/ little girl and asked me to be his little and even once said “I wish you were an actual younger girl”. Yikes😬

you should do one that is camp related i think that would be juicy :)

I love that you send positive messages after reading messed up stories

And I thought I was weird but turns out I am just normal ;)

4:34 I’m so convinced this is from my elementary school. My guy friend was obsessed with caterpillars so he basically created a gang of other kids (INCLUDING ME) at our school and we would collect caterpillars and put it on this one tree at the back of the playground. We would literally take them from other trees and put them on the main one. The teachers thought we were weird. He then put some caterpillars in his lunch containers that he poked holes through and put them in his desk. He accidentally released a colony of caterpillars in the classroom. Oh yeah, be also ate a red ant on a gold fish cracker that my other guy friend dropped in a ant hill. I haven’t seen him since middle school and I honestly still have a crush on him. We’re in college and I have no idea how to contact him. His family also runs my buildings land (of sm) but since covid, we haven’t done anything as a community. So uhh yeah, If he sees this. Hi caterpillar killer! Call me :/

THE HIGH CHOIR AT MT SCHOOL THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SHIT TOO LMFAOOO

8:53 I know I wasn't the only one expecting a betterhelp.com brand deal

Love ur facial expressions and how u change ur voice sometimes😅

8:29 The advice you give here is so necessary. I'm glad you spoke up. Not every KZfaqr would, unfortunately.

7:43 , it dont sit right, especially since “littles” and “caregivers” are both things in a DID system

*dont spray your juices on the wall*

" If someone hates you just kinda have to hate them back" -Ayydubs😁

once i failed a math test at school and i thought my mom would whoop my ass so i cried I WAS IN 5TH GRADE

This is my 3rd time re-watching all of these videos because I freaking love them please do more

13:16 i literally choked. like ik you think i’m joking, but i’m literally not. i was taking a drink of water and i heard that and water came out of my nose. my eyes started watering and i spit the water everywhere. my life flashed before my eyes. alyx you’re trying to kill me, but ily so it’s okay

Word suggestions for secrets videos: Airplane Uber Hotel Tinder Craigslist Office Party First date

I always feel better after your videos where you reveal people secret make feel like better human being

I love how she censors some words and doesn’t others

Girl: don't worry I wasn't gay for her You: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU WERE. I love you.

the way she reads them is so funny. She guesses how they would sound . im dead

"if u've got like a lil perv than that was a good night" um that made me legit laugh out loud

03:11 that spaz😂😂 I love that Alyx doesn't know about Cg/L, Ab/Dl, etc. I'm over here just 👀💀 08:28 you can see the despair in Alyx's eyes

My school secret is using quizlet's for cheating lmao and this is the quality content I signed up for

You forgot skool

So ummmmm I started this year, well school year, 10th grade, i would always daydream that a new cute guy would come to school and then wed fall in love and start dating....so um.....in the 4th week of the school year.....a new cute guy came to school....he was getting bullied....because um....he was short....but not really short, its just that the guys at my school are reeeeeally tall, and the guy was short, but he still was tall, and cute....so my friends said hi to him and he became my friend, i started to like him and my friends told him and turns out he liked me too, he asked me out on October 20 2019....and um yeah, were dating....XD whenever we hug it's weird...cause....he once told me that when he hugged people they would always be his height and......um....I'm really short.....i look like a 5th grader.....and um....my face would always get burried into his chest so he was like "It's weird to hug someone so much shorter than me cause all the people i hug are my height or taller than me" and that is the story of how Shortie met Shortier....XD P.S. I lost those friends, and there was so much drama, like the whole school knew about me and him, like im not even kidding..it even reached the 1st graders.....also....he had 3 exes...they all broke up with him, one of them pranked him and made him think theyre dating, but theyre still friends, and...um...he told me that im the 1st one to actually laugh at his humor and not get angry at him, and im the 1st one his parents like, and the 1st one his sisters like...also, my parents like him too...he is my forst guy friend and my first bf that i fell in love with

"I need caffeine" Moooood

0:13 I was thinking why is my phone acting weird?

I feel like a literal saint after watching this

America: Coffee Caffeine Germany: Kaffee Koffein If you get it You get it

Alex’s neighbours: *Hears Alex yelling* Ah shit, she is filming a yt video again.

One time in class the teacher farted and blamed it on someone else.

0:13 my loading screen doesn’t even look like that 😂 😂 😂 lol

At like 3:39 I got an ad that started like "WOAH THIS ONE IS AN ARRANGED MEDIC" or something like that but it made me laugh super hard because I was listening to the audio while sitting on the toilet (I have Bluetooth headphones) lol, it also went silent just before the ad sooo yeah

I’m fr obsessed with the song that plays at the end. It’s so groovy and funky I love it

so i’m at the point of this video where she says bock rottom and not joke i get a notification from twitter and its alyx tweeting #bockrottom how crazy is that! no joke

I just want merch that says *bock rottom* 😂😐

I'm literally obsessed with your videos bae, I've been binging for too long and also I love your giggle

I know this video was posted 1 year ago, but I just wanted to say you’re so fricking entertaining 😂

Yooo compared to these kids, my school life was of pure innocence 😳😂 _I truly am shook_ Oh btw _(even though it's technically two),_ *word suggestion: public restroom*

You should do a sleepover one I think that would be a pretty good video in my opinion...

0:14 i have literally watched this video about 20 times now and this still gets me. EVERYTIME. lmaooo

Do sleepover secrets. Everyone would LOVE it hopefully lmao

“As long as you’re not bothering anybody else or *spraying your juices on the walls* “

These videos make me feel like a normal child

So I went to 5th grade and was excited because I passed 4th grade with 31 absences. But then the teacher was getting really close to all of my girl classmates (including me) and we were all very uncomfortable. He would hold our hands saying it’s warm (when it was cold), poke our sides, lay his head on our shoulders, and ask every questions to a girl. When he says “If one of you doesn’t understand this math problem, hands up”, one of us would raise our hands and he’ll suddenly be like “How do you not understand this problem?! it’s simple!” and he doesn’t teach it again to us. And he once cornered my friend until he cried because he didn’t understand a math problem. Not only that he said to bring books that weren’t comics but this girl brought a comic that didn’t really have drawings and such (if you know what I mean), and the writer of that book was a writer of comics for kids. And we told him that it was a comic and he went mad and threw the comic on the floor and yelled “THIS IS NOT A COMIC! WHO RAISED YOU? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A COMIC IS?”. And after all of that, we all told our parents about how bad of a teacher he was and reported him to the principal. After he got switched to teach 6th graders instead, he came into our class unexpectedly and everyone was silent and disgusted. He talked about the problem we had when he still taught us, he said “I wouldn’t do something like that, I’m a human after all, I’m not a crazy monster. I cried when I found out I was gonna teach another class instead.” and nobody cared. Not only that, a lot of girls (6-7th graders or maybe more) was also touched by him. And not to mention he’s probably in his 50’s. Stupid fucking victim player.

"We've all gone through school." Not orphans who got no family😂

I love how some of these aren’t even about school lmfao

I honestly don't know, maybe you could do: cheating? family? crime?? children??????? hate??? love?? insane????? period? friends?

'spraying your juices on the wall' IM DEAD LMFAOOOOO 😂

I don’t really know who my haters are at school, but if I do I would shower them with fun and laughter because it probably annoys them to see me happy.

My word suggestions is " Cousin". I can already think of some of the secret in my head 😂😊

I feel bad about myself sometimes and then I watch these videos and realize Im perfectly fine

when she said 'not spray you juices all over the walls' and i was eating some snacks- damn i wanted to barf.literally.

7:47 md/lg is a BDSM thing. It can be sexual or non-sexual

Word suggestions: Friends Uber Tinder Party Neighbors Office Autocorrect

u can also spell school like this: skool hell

11:21 reminded me when I used to work at the Hospital and a old women was impatient while waiting so she walked to a doctor and was like „Just hurry!!! I’m chairwoman of the Chess Club at the retirement home😌😉💁🏼‍♀️“ It was so hard for us not to laugh😂😂😂

My bus driver: Showed us pictures of his gf in a bra and said that’s what I’m doing tonight He also liked to take pictures and videos of girls on the bus.And when on of the people on the bus why he took those pictures .he said it was from a seating chart that we never got. also a person found a probably used condom on the floor then people started passing it around and when he saw it happening he was not surprised it was there. and he also called me a baby because I ate a lot of ring pops on the bus._.

when the crawler taps on your head for an hour😖

Entertainment is so important. Like these vids just help, just taking your mind off stuff and things like that, so thanks alyx

in grade 1 this girl got her pants wet cause of snow. so in class all of us were sitting on the carpet, *and she takes her pants off* before she could continue the teacher came and cover her. *and then she took the rest off* so the teacher called her mother. bruh moment

Yeh i have a friend and I was in the lunch line....and I was talking to my friend I was swinging my hand.....my hand smacked his butt, i repeatedly said "omg im so sorry!" and he turned around and said "I'm used to it." 😂