Hey there! Over on my stream highlights channel I have a very fast-paced highlight reel of my first (and extremely glitch heavy) playthrough of Security Breach. It's a good time, I promise! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7BhhNmduN7GomQ.html

I'd totally pay for Mr. Hippo to come tell me bedtime stories.

Imagine Springtrap being your party entertainer

I rented Nightmare Fredbear for a party, and it wasn't that bad. To start off, the kids were terrified of him and wanted to stay away. Those teeth were terrifying to them. The teens thought he was pretty cool though. Then, he ate the ENTIRE birthday cake in ONE BITE and said in a weird and extremely off putting voice "Was that the bite of 87?" It was extremely strange, but the kids seemed to think it was funny, and started to hang around him more. He also helped with a few things, like mowing the grass (with his teeth), getting rid of some things we didn't want anymore (with his teeth), vacuuming the house (with his teeth), and dealing with a bug infestation (with bug spray). However, one kid asked how many teeth he had unsupervised, and Fredbear tried to eat them. Thankfully, nobody was harmed. 8/10 would recommend.

Imagine being at a party and the animatronic starts asking for money

"Mooom, this robot says it killed a child.." "Oh please Timmy it's all we could afford, don't be ungrateful"

THAT ANIMATRONIC JUST KILLED MY SON *-1 point*

My two boys are aged 8 and 6, and we recently had a great party for the older's eighth birthday! I decided to get Music Man and the Marionette. The latter's nightmare version may be a more popular choice, but I preferred the more soft and friendly design. Music man was definitely a big hit with the guests, as his songs provided a great atmosphere I couldn't have accomplished myself. It was like having Freddy's restaurant in our backyard! But the puppet was a different story. She actually spoke and interacted with my sons, and they seemed really comforted. When asked about this, the boys said "She makes us feel safe." We actually kept the puppet after the party days due to this. No idea why an animatronic would act this way, but I guess I'm glad they're happy. But hearing that music box every night is driving me insane...

Him explaning how he ranks the animatronics sounds like the narrator of a jackbox party pack game explaining the rules of the game.

You forgot to mention one of the most important parts of Rockstar Foxy's appeal: Unlike the other Foxys, this one has a parrot that can detach safely and fly about the room. Not only is it a fun gimmick, but due to how Foxy treats this parrot - like a lifelong friend - he's also an excellent educational opportunity about the joys of pet ownership.

Can we all just appreciate how good of a Fazbear Entertainment advertiser this guy would be?

Jack-o-chica really should've been ranked higher!! No murders, and a VERY festive design with a spooky jack-o-lantern and glowing eyes that would be perfect for a Halloween party. While very withered, one could argue she'd be more ideal for a creepy Halloween party than a sleek and cutesy alternative!

*Everyone else in the budget bin: Actual monsters and murderers* *Nedd Bear: Wore an office tie*

Marionette has no murders, and has revived 5+ children, you should of given them 5+ points on murders

Springtrap was an excellent investment for my 7 year Olds party. He was a little bit of a fire hazard (seems like it follows him LOL) but he had some exciting stories about what can happen if you leave your parents' side, very good for safety! Along with this, he was quite the pleaser for all audiences, as none of the parents wanted to take their eyes off of him. My son was experiencing bullying at his school, we invited them to his party to see if we could talk things out. But it seems springtrap did the work for us! We haven't seen or heard from those bullies in weeks! I'm very pleased with my investment in this animatronic for our party, it was definitely worth the cheap admission, the police showing up to ask us questions, and the stench coming from a now sealed-off room in our basement! We are thinking of permanently purchasing him and adding him to our lovely family, he would make for a great babysitter for those unplanned date nights.

Wow, Toy Chica is a massive hit with the teenage boys. Who could've guessed that one?

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rented out both Springtrap and The Puppet for a party I was hosting. The kids found them very interesting, Springtrap was especially entertaining and The Puppet's gifts were a great draw for the younger ones! Subtracted one star because after I noticed the Springtrap animatronic bringing a younger child to another room I went to check on it and found The Puppet just trying to strangle it? Very odd behavior, and Springtrap's reaction was a bit too realistic for me. I've heard many similar stories of certain animatronics just not working well together and I think there should be disclaimers about that somewhere. Anyway, very fun, but please do not purchase together!

I’m surprised The Marionette (The Puppet) didn’t get Extra Points since it’s programmed to guard children and keep them safe,even being willing to tear it’s own mechanical body to shreds to do so

I'm 100% convinced that most of the Security Breach animatronics would have beaten everyone else if they were in this video.

I honestly think Backseat should have another go at this, and including “recognizability” as a party point. I would absolutely love to see more than just the UCN roster on this list, it’d be amazing!

Not going to lie, I initially found this establishment to be rather offputting and frankly sketchy, but after getting a great combo deal on the classic quartet of Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, and Foxy for my daughter's birthday, I can safely say you've won me over! Freddy and the gang really lit up the room with their songs, with Freddy himself even coming with a custom program to wish my daughter a happy birthday! The only hitch I had was Foxy's leg getting caught on one of the smaller tables we had set out for the little ones, causing him to trip during a game of tag, resulting in him unfortunately popping one of the balloon animals we had made with his hook. Maybe include a sensor in his eyepatch to help with this? Other than that, I would highly recommend Freddy and co. for all your party needs!

i love how toy freddy scored higher than toy bonnie just because he's a gamer

The best animatronic for a Birthday Party? Well obviously, *It would be Candy Cadet*

I recently rented mangle, and i couldn’t recommend him more! While she did show “mild” discomfort in being torn apart and put back together again, she sure pleased the guests. I give him a solid 9/10.

You forgot to highlight Helpy's amazing in-built legal software that can handle most civil suits for you! The lack of Windows compatibility is an issue, I'll admit, but considering the amount of money Helpy will save you, it's a no-brainer purchase! Plus he does a cute little dance whenever he finds an online coupon. Fantastic!

The toys should’ve gotten more points for their safety feature of recognizing dangerous adults and protecting the children.. although this could backfire.

Gotta love how literal trash is one of the top five best animatronics to buy

I recently bought Toy Bonnie and I was not disappointed! He was always a personal favorite of mine so he was an easy choice! The only problem is that whenever a parent or an adult was there he would not play for a few seconds but that's my only complaint! I also didn't know that it comes with a staff member that wears a yellow bunny costume who keeps the kids entertained with candy when they are bored of Toy Bonnie! 9⅓/10! Will buy more animatronics soon! Edit: How do I hire a lawyer? I'm being sued.

Remember, Fazbear entertainment is in no way responsible for animatronics defying the Space-Time continuum, transcending their feeble forms, or condemning one of the founders to eternal damnation. Thank you.

"This animatronic just killed my child!" "Hm...so you get a discount from $28 to $27!"

“It’s endlessly long limbs can reach kids wherever they’re trying to hide....”

So i have 3 children, one is 16, one is 11 and the other is 6. Recently, it was the oldest's 16th birthday, and when I wanted to get one or two of these animatronics, I was blown away! I couldn't believe how well-kept the Toy Animatronics were considering they're more than 35 years old! I ended up getting the three highest scoring ones, Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica. My 6 year old was so delighted at the sight of Toy Bonnie playing his electric guitar! My 11 year old spent all day with Toy Freddy on his PlayStation. He looked so happy! And of course, my 16 year old, who just couldn't keep away from Toy Chica! I still don't know why he did that, but he asked me to invite these animatronics back again for his 17th birthday, which was a relief knowing that i paid extra to keep them. Thank you very much!!!!!

Clicking the vid I immediately thought of Rockstar Foxy. Great design that is appealing to all ages, recognizable by the masses, and definitely a fan favvorite. Has great entertainment values because he can sing many pirate songs, probably has a lot of cool pirate stores, and would have comedic jokes with his pet parrot. Definitely the most worth it out of all the other ones.

Animatronic: *Kills child in front of others* Logical thing: stop using animatronic. Fazbear's Pizza: -1 point

I personally would want Mr. Hippo at my party. Not only is he a wonderful storyteller, he has a masters degree in philosophy. The large amount of gaslighting adds a huge probability of a second or more purchase. On top of all that, he is a huge meme. Adding a solid +infinite points. Mr. Hippo is not only great for parties but could be permanently purchased for home life as well.

Rumours say that toy chica has the highest purchase rate for "single person parties"...

16:03 ok but hear me out on the hugs it could give.

Nightmarionne was a surprisingly EXCELLENT choice! All the guests were screaming with joy, and he really is quite amazing at hide and seek! His music box kept all the guests so pumped for the next game, I could see the excitement in their eyes! It was so visible that their pupils looked so small some of them looked as if they didnt even HAVE pupils! I would absolutely recommend ordering this guy if you want all of your guests having so much fun they won't even want to leave! As a matter of fact *I haven't even HAD one of them leave in weeks!* 10/10!

Just rented Toy Chica and it was amazing! All the guests loved her! Yeah sure a handful of the teens and adults were acting... strange... But other than that I'd recommend her to everyone!

See, now this is how you make a franchise analysis. This was super charming to watch! ...though I'm actually surprised Foxy ranked lower than the other classics. But, well, he _is_ out of order, so that does make some sense.

7:11 I think one thing you forgot to mention was Ballora’s broad appeal to adults for her amazing ballet routine many parents at the party will thoroughly enjoy as well as her appeal to teenagers for her superb… build quality

Rage gaming with Toy Freddy sounds hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

Me: “sees bucket bob and the gang” I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Rented out Toy Freddy and Balloon Boy- thought a nice double up would be good with the younger kids at my son’s party. At first it went pretty well; the kids were a little bothered about BB’s complete lack of balloons, but they came around soon enough when Freddy did a lovely performance for them. Small issue; while I just popped out to grab some fresh party supplies a few hours in, there was apparently a squabble between the two animatronics over my phone, as I had left it on the kitchen counter. This eventually culminated in Balloon Boy removing the battery and running outside. Freddy kindly offered to retrieve it for me- such a sweet soul! He eventually headed back for the end of the party and helped me put the phone back together as long as I let him play minecraft for a few minutes. I didn’t mind. Didn’t see Balloon Boy after that- although more recently I found some plastic shreds in our wood chipper. What happened here I have not a clue. Lovely experience, would definitely rent again.

I am genuinely impressed on nightmares getting ranked so high

I highly recommend Funtime Freddy. His ability to switch between an English and a German accent gives him international appeal. And not to mention his adorable Bon Bon handpuppet that he can yeet at any child no matter how far away they are.

"Which animatronic is best at a party?" *why is springtrap here*

The teenagers sure do love Toy Chica! I rented Toy Chica for my son's 15'th birthday and he was thrilled. After the party him and chica went to his bedroom to "play video games", he said.

I recently bought the sister location bundle, and i can say i really recommend it! Baby really stole the show when it came to her. She acts very odd around the kids when theres less than 2 of them in the room… For some reason i didnt see this one kid anymore after i left him in there by himself. Probably ran away, but hey, you asked to come to the party with animatronics. Ballora was a really good support to baby. She managed to lure more kids in to the show and she made it extra fun! My friend acts really weird around her though… Funtime freddy was also really fun. Bonbon liked to scare the kids though.. and freddy really doesnt like kids near him because after my son little jimmy got near him he just.. disappeared. Funtime foxy didnt show up, until he stole the show when he surprised all of us by running and trying to grab everyone, maybe playing some sort of type of tag game. I don’t know. I also received nightmare as a complementary animatronic for buying the sister location pack! But i have a few complaints. Nightmare never showed up, and alot of kids mysteriously disappeared when he got there, but im sure those kids found nightmare somewhere.

"MOOOOOOM.. Freddy keeps playing his creepy music in middle of the night" Mom: "and that's the thanks I get?? >:("

Considering the tentacles, Nightmarionne should have gotten more points for adult appeal

I rented Roxanne for my teenage son's birthday party and he loved it! After the party though we found some weird stains on her, someone must have spilled some yogurt on her. 10/10 would recommend!

About a few weeks ago I rented out El Chip for a 4th of July party at my house. He did a good job performing but he didn’t really get the idea of the party, but everyone loved it. The party really started when i rented out Liberty Chica and Firework freddy. Firework freddy took all of our fireworks and shot them all in to the sky at once, including his own fireworks. We also figured out there is an actual fire on liberty chica’s cupcake so we made s’mores with it and everyone loved it. I think firework freddy did the best.

Toy Chica: A lifetime of trauma and psychosexual issues! These deals don't come every day you know!

"This one is just so good with kids" *shows Afton*

“Robotic Rib Tickler”💀💀 17:16

9:08 "A pristine *still murderous* pink and happy appearance"

We got mangle for my little sister's birthday party last year and I can't recommend it enough! The only grievance I have is that we just couldn't get that radio feature working right, instead of staying on the local pop station it kept switching to some strange crime drama about a kid losing part of their brain or something. The acting was absolutely splendid and would do great at a more mature gathering, but that's not appropriate for children's parties in the slightest! An instruction sheet or some maintenance work to fix the issue would be nice.

"Mom... the Springtrap guy has human organs in him... and he says he killed my friends..." "Listen, honey, I'm trying to do my taxes and figure out how the cost of these animatronics will effect them. Go play with little Billy." "Billy was one of the ones he killed..."

Personally I think Nightmarionne would just be the funniest animatronic to have around, but I dunno. Ironically, Toy Chica and the Puppet are competitors for its spot.

I bought funtime chica and orville elephant for my child's birthday and I have to say, they completely surpassed my expectations! Funtime chica's cupcake was a massive hit with the kids, and her acting and singing was amazing! And Orville's magic was perfect! It was simple enough for he kids to follow, but complicated enough so they couldn't figure it out. Overall an amazing deal, would defiantly rent again!

Phantom Freddy would be that person who only goes to a party only to steal food and leave

Scraptrap: *Burning to death* Backseat: this one is good with T H E K I D S.

Bruh imagine it’s your birthday, your parents hype you up for a big surprise, and then all you get for a performance is a literal trash heap, an eldritch puppet of grim aura, a chicken who is deathly afraid of slippery surfaces and a fox who has a chance of ripping your heart out if you touch his bird the wrong way.

This video is still incredible. Comedic, informative and well thought out, just great content!

“I do have to mention the several murders associated with this animatronic, but did I mention the ice cream comes with sprinkles?” I died

I'm getting the feeling that this was supposed to be released on Halloween but he couldn't finish it in time, so he released it on Christmas.

I rented Nightmarionne for my son's birthday party, and my wife loved it so much we've been renting it on every occasion! Would recommend!

I’m so in love with your editing

Quick Warning for those willing to buy any nightmare animatronics! They can really increase in value overall if you take the time to file their fangs into flat teeth. It overall reduces damages and makes them 100% safer for the kiddies. I personally bought nightmare freddy and shaved the freddles teeth down. It overall reduced injuries by 70% and they were also much friendlier with the kids. Also, Nightmare (The big black bear) is actually just a nightmare fredbear covered in soot. A simple hose down and you have a free nightmare fredbear for a cheaper cost. Fazbear Entertainment can't scam us that easily!

Despite a lot of them being evil, I expect they know how to throw a decent party Plus, being the dangerous machines they are, I think a lot of them would work perfectly as bodyguards

9:49 how he put the plush baby’s to the “lights, camera, action” was really cool

I rented out Withered Bonnie for my cousin's party,and his face puns had us all cackling like maniacs. Five stars,would recommend if you need an entertainer for a party and don't have the budget for any of the more expensive animatronics on the list.

The Nightmare Animatronics are amazing for sleepovers! Flashlight tag is their specialty! Although I think Foxy's navigational sensors might be off. He keeps winding up in the closet.

Honestly if I was a kid and at a party, Nightmarionne would be so cool. Kids don't get scared by things that are uncanny or off-putting for adults, like Grimace, and ChuckECheese. Honestly the things that scare children seem either completely random or trauma based

I would love to see Toy Freddy and the Rockstars too. Maybe even Mr. Hippo. It also depends the cost of the animatronics, but I’d probably pay rent

This video was my introduction to your channel, and I’m so glad I found it

Exotic Butters deserves to be on top of list. Reasons: 1-Is visually appealing butter 2-Has exotic theme 3-Goes good on toast 4-Has not killed anyone 5-Is there really any more to say here?

Ballora was a GREAT choice. I was skeptical at first, as my teens don’t usually like ballet… but I rented her out anyway, and she was a total hit with them!

The production quality and general feel of this video so far is through the roof!

My mom ordered Nightmare Freddy, and she fixed them up. 10/10 would recommend.

The purchase of Springtrap was a wonderful decision, he entertains the kids by doing costume parties! Sometimes he brings those advanced "spring-lock suits" to try on with all the gang! The kids like them so much they've been sleeping in them for quite a while now! 10/10 totally recommend! (Also he's a talented onion cutter)

Your ranking system is remarkably thorough, however I do think there should be some bonus multiplier for "recognizability". Most kids would probably be more excited to have Freddy Fazbear at their party as opposed to Mr. Hippo or El Chip.

This is such a well made and edited video! I love it! 👏❤️

I recently rented Circus Baby and the Funtimes since they work well together. Baby as the main attraction and Foxy as her backup support while Freddy and BonBon are cracking jokes for the kids and adults alike and Ballora just dances at the side for the girls. There was little note on the side saying Baby can no longer dispense ice cream though. Wonder what that was all about but they were all great nonetheless! Just don't know why Baby asked me if I wanted to see the "Scooping Room" if her ice cream dispenser mode is disabled. Regardless,10/10 would recommend.

We decided to get Lefty to entertain at my little cousin's party. It made an incredible performance, but some guests and I reported that when staying alone with Lefty, it would speak with a little girl's voice. It would say things like "He has escaped". But other than that, we all had a good time with it.

I personally recommend Nedd Bear for your toddler's party. While he might not be the most entertaining bear on the market, he all the more makes up for it with his teachings on stranger danger and personal safety. He also knows quite a few knock knock jokes that'll keep your five year old and their friends laughing for a while. Nightmarrione is also quite the surprise. His long tendrils are great for the little ones and he's also a good listener for any teenager who feels misunderstood. Perfect for all ages!

I recently ordered Funtime Foxy for my gender confused teen, they loved it more than they love black clothing, even though Funtime Foxy is pink! Would recommend for any kid into the lgbtq+ community! Funtime Foxy has a parental sync and reply witch allows him to speak and mimic parents witch helps get on any kids good side. I also ordered Scrap Baby and she was cheap yet great! She had skates allowing for faster movement and her claw hand was nice for grabbing things. While she did scare a few kids at first they all sooner or later came around and enjoyed her! She was a definite crowd pleaser another robot id recommend for those trying to save money.

Dude, the musical selection in this video was amazing. Especially monomi's practice lesson at the end 😎

Yo I gotta say, music man is a go-to on this list. Rented him and he checks out all the boxes while still being (moderately) affordable. The kids surprizingly loved him, hope they make a public release of the DJ model soon enough.

You might want to consider raising the price of Jack-O-Chica during the month of October. Seems like a pretty good business strategy ;)

Bought my kids a springtrap, and I have to say, He is perfect at entertaining the kids. In fact, the kids haven't been complaining at all, and they sleep so soundly! 10/10 Edit: Wow, he is also such a gentleman! He even made me some food, and we ate it together! 20/10! He never told me where the meat comes from, but will try again!

I could listen to Mr hippo for hours, I love the idea of a hippo that tells stories

Didn’t know that Rockstar Foxy was edible

Not only am I horrified, I could've sworn they tried to sell me the same animatronic twice a few times, especially early on

15:00 the gamer is here

“What was that sound?” *Sees Mr. Can-Do* *”DEAR GOD.”*

I'd imagine Springtrap would be that guy from that Party Hard game. He'd just kinda show up and walk around not really socializing with anybody, occasionally disappearing from view until you eventually wonder why so many people are missing all of a sudden.

So I just saw this video a little bit after Security Breach came out. And I just gotta say that some of the new guys would be pretty up there. Roxanne Wolf definently scratches an itch of a "certain" crowd. She has a bit of an attitude, but that just adds to the fantasy! But let's real here, Glamrock Freddy is #1. Best Robo Dad I never had!

Regarding Nightmare, after I bought him, he revealed something very, VERY interesting. Turns out, he has some discs embedded in him that 1. allowed him to appear in a variety of different forms, one of which was an actual Kodiak bear (a black Kodiak with a yellow hat and bow tie) and 2.gave him sentience and cosmic powers beyond our understanding. For our parties, he appeared as an anthropomorphic black bear. IDK how he even got those but I’m not complaining (at least until Halloween...)