This episode was originally posted in November 2011, and was the final episode of Season 3, excluding the Christmas special of Little Fockers. This is a re-edited version that runs 2m 46s shorter than the original, with the following changes: - Upscaled to 720p HD - Noise reduction to on-camera footage/narration to remove miniDV tape and camera noise throughout, and audio has generally been improved (as best as possible given the limitations). - Film clips have been cut down, as per usual. - Although this episode would never have been eligible for full monetization anyway because of the sheer quantity of violence, there has been some edits to reduce the intensity across the review, including removal of the graphic shots and inserts, frames cut from the beginning of entry wounds, and digital darkening of blood in some shots. These are largely subtle adjustments, and this is still a strong episode if you're squeamish. - Removal of the opening content warning, instead replaced with an in-video warning in the intro. - Additional censor box to remove nudity. - Dragging syllables in line deliveries have been corrected throughout. - Removal of logos in credits, and replacement credits song. - Intro music replaced with cover. - Film credit captions added. - General tightening of pacing throughout. This was also one of the last episodes done with Chris, who co-wrote and edited some of my videos at the time, hence the post-credits farewell; we'd still collaborate for a few episodes later (notably Batman Returns). I ended up reviewing three of Gilbey's films: I also covered A Lonely Place to Die and Plastic in Projector episodes. I did see that lead actor Roman Karpynec saw this review and quite enjoyed it. This episode has limited monetization because of the content within (I use KZfaq's self-certification system and answer honestly), so this video is unlikely to make much money from re-posting it, which is largely out of completism for fans of my older videos. If you enjoyed this review, you can support me over at Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/filmbrain Anyway, hope you enjoy the video!

We all would love to see new Bad Movie Beatdowns,Mat:) A day that any Bad Movie Beatdown is uploaded,is always a good day😁

When can we expect a new bad movie beatdown, there have been a MASSIVE number of bad movies recently.

This movie is the personification of a late teenager's edginess. So. Much. Edge.

Jesus, the violence and gore in this would be excessive for Mortal Kombat.

Wow a re release of a Bad Movie Beatdown on my birthday? Best present ever!!

Conspiracy videos are easier to follow than this movie!

Shame he doesn't do the Bad Movie Beatdowns anymore.

That was one crazy movie! Like wow it makes some Tarantino movies look tame.

Yay! I’ve missed Bad Movie Beatdown. (Even though it’s a reupload I’ve never seen.)

11:43 Awesome Garth Marenghi's Darkplace reference here. In fact, another scene from that show that would fit well for this movie is the "Blood? Blood. Crimson, copper-smelling blood. His blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick." scene.

The chainsaw fight is very similar to the boss battle with Jack Baker in Resident Evil 7... Except for Jack's weapon is this crazy set of chainsaw shears/scissors! Like, the kind used to saw apart wrecked cars!

its like a snuff film that pretends it has a script and characters.

I completely lost track of who each character was. It's just an onslaught of very ordinary British names, and not what you'd expect gangsters and assassins to be called. How did he get away with releasing a home movie for £12.99?

Wow. This looks like a bunch of kids were trying to imitate Guy Ritchie and about as terribly. Fat Elvis with his mirror shirt is the worst... Oddly, don't recall ever seeing this review before. Maybe missed it. 06:21 - Wait did the guy on the phone say "this man had a scruffy panda"? :D And the house party massacre might as well be a scene from a Sam Peckinpah film. :D 16:55 - I expected a Monty Python "Ah, Cohronnowahll!" joke there. :D 17:26 - Likely she was not an actress but a girlfriend of one of these guys. And I have to say... lucky sods! Those breasts ARE enormous. :P But you are right, the main character is basically a human Cool Aid Man, he sloshes red berry juice even when lightly tapped. 18:21 - "better make sure?" pretty sure getting shot in the mouth point blank is pretty much fatal... Man this idiot of a director is excessive. You are seriously telling me this guy went on to direct GOOD movies? And then decided to release what was basically his teenage student film? Even Doug Walker does not like to remind people he starred in a terrible 2013 fan-made Sonic the Hedgehog movie... :D

Thornton Reed's "one-hand rack" is glorious to this day

This film is in league with Evil Dead and El Mariachi. Whoever said that deserves to be dragged out and beaten by Sam Raimi and Robert Rodriguez

Bloody hell, that psychopath's shirt became as red as Tom Scott's t-shirt. Tone it the fuck down, movie.

This is an unintentional inspiration for John Wick.

The John Woo/Tarantino rip offs feel so early 2000's

11:23 Ed's shirt magically cleaned itself.

This movie is so GLORIOUSLY EXTREME and over the top that part of me wants a Reckoning Day 2 just to see what more over the top gunfights, blood squibs and cheestastic edgy dialogue Gilbey could wring out of his cast. Maybe we could have Unseen Force resurrect Ed from the Dead whom after hallucinating blurs the lines between the real world and world of Reckoning Day where Ed tries to fulfill Roman Karpynec's desire to get his money from Gilbey and pursues him with a chainsaw ready for more Chainsaw battles against his enemies.

I’ve been asking for this for a while but can you re-upload I love you Beth Cooper video

I’m curious to see what opinion on Balistic: Ecks vs. Sever

the only thing missing is Seagal.

So amongst all the poor camerawork, nonsensical editing, blood, violence, gun fights and killings of random people....what WAS this movie even about???

How does cutting off the body's pain sensors make you bullet-proof?

12:25 oh no... Not you, Ross!

Hey, Buck, I don't know if you've ever mentioned this, but why don't you do new Beatdown reviews anymore? I mean, if Projector isn't doing well...

17:48 Sad Panda!

Review Balistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Medic! My bad acting is making me bleed to death! Mediiic! Lmao!

So with the benefit of hindsight, what else has Gilbey made in the decade since this came out?

This was a great ultra low budget action crapflix. But with real blanks and bloodsquibs. Big big kudo's for not using that CGI bullets and blood.

You know a movie is exceptionally bad when nobody even bothers to put up a Wikipedia article for it.

Our Baz sent me here

18:31 If you are looking for a really good chainsaw fight scene then I would recommend watching the 1988 Hing Kong movie Tiger on the Beat

How many movies have I seen where people fight with chainsaws like they were swords? Well, Motel Hell springs to mind. Of course, that movie had a sense of humor and fun, which this one seems to utterly lack. Then there was Phantasm 2, which was silly, but still kind of fun. By the way, in reality, chainsaws make terrible weapons. Their torque makes them extremely difficult to control, and if you tried swinging one around, you'd spend all your time and effort just trying to keep it pointed in the right direction and avoid cutting your own leg off.

What was that all about ?

I love you

These are cool,but why do you keep re-uploading these over and over. I'd rather have some new ones. It's no big deal either way,but I'm just curious as to why? Anyways,wish you all the best in whatever you do.

"Drugged up and hallucinating, and his acting even worse..." Well, how can anyone convincingly act like they're drugged up to high hell, not to mention badly wounded?

That Vauxhall car may look like a piece of shit, but at least it's not a brown Austin Allegro - now that's a real piece of shit on wheels...

This was not the worst for last. This movie was actually awesomely bad (as in good bad). Too bad there's no legal way to watch it for real anymore, but whatever.

WOWEE

This is one of those movies where it feels like the filmmaker is furiously jerking off behind the camera. Regardless of what topic is being focused on excessively, that's not a good look for any movie. I mean shit, I love watching gore and suffering in movies, but I don't like it if it feels like I can barely hear the dialogue over the fapping.

The cinematography is a little unpolished for 2002.

Bad movie beat down: Zorro: The Gay Blade

It’s a magazine not a clip. Guns can fire in a vacuum and underwater. Are you criticising an arms dealer for fetishisation of guns? That’s probably the best characterisation in this movie.

He acts like the film isn't specifically paying homage to Bad Taste, which is literally a film full of amateur carnage with no story, but because that was Peter Jackson so that means its good.

Gilbey must've been on coke when he made this.