Originally posted in March 2013, this was a crossover filmed at MAGfest that year, and is the second of two crossovers (to date) with Rap Critic; the first being Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son. As you've likely noticed from the running time, this has been extensively re-edited, and runs 2m 11s shorter than the original. I discovered, to my delight, that I still had the source files for this review, so I was able to completely remaster it using the original edit file. This re-post is obviously meant to tie in with Den of Thieves, the similarly themed film with 50 Cent opening in cinemas. Here are the changes: - In HD for the very first time! - Movie footage has been remastered with anamorphic encoding and upscaled into HD. This remaster revealed the old file had dropped frames throughout, meaning the edits were all thrown out, so I had to recut all the clips to fix the errors this created, from top to bottom. - My narration throughout the entire episode has been completely re-voiced. This was during my "angry" phase where I over-exaggerated everything, so I had to throw it all out and start again. Hopefully it's a much easier listen. This turned out to be slightly harder when it turns out my original script had not been corrected for errors I fixed when I first made the episode, so then I had to go back and do those lines yet again! - The usual edits to reduce the amount of movie footage used. Rap Critic is probably one of the funniest people I know, and I think he's brilliant in this crossover, and I am happier with this episode now. Hope you enjoy it, it took a fair few days work to get it into this state.

“50 Cent got shot.. again. Welcome to Get Rich or Die Trying 5.0”

This kind of opening is how I wish more crossover reviews back then began, with the people involved actively _collaborating_ and having fun with the idea of the project.

I was having the worst day possible. When I saw this in my list I actually teared up a lill from joy. Lol guess I really needed a laugh.

Wait, I remember this! I've actually seen this one! I've seen it because my stepdad has THE worst taste in movies. He's the kind of guy who keeps Michael Bay employed. Yet I'm the weirdo because I don't have an issue with subtitles.

Ah 2011, when Bruce Willis phoning in a couple of scenes in a DVD movie was surprising

0:00; A reference to "Art of War 3: Retribution". Still one of my favorite BMBs of all time.

Defiantly one of the best Film Brain crossovers.

I like you guys together, get Rap Critic on board when you get around to "Law Abiding Citizen"

Ice-T isn't all that bad an actor. He's great in SVU working along side Richard Belzer!

~looks at the thumbnail picture~ Oh, this is going to be a good one. Then again, these videos usually are good.

0:24-0:26: I know one rapper with Ice in their name that sucked at acting. His name is Vanilla Ice. 1:33-1:35: THAT'S RAP CRITIC'S REAL NAME!? Daren Jackson. 😲 14:18-14:21: "As it stands, its just....WHAT THE FUCK!?" 😂 26:42-26:46: "Nothing about his characterization makes sense!" 😂

If you see Vincent tell him I'm coming for him.

And I thought Jaden Smith was bad with monologues.

2 questions, 1) Do you plan to repost your Rap Critic BMB crossover on Big Mommas?(Perhaps around the release of Madea's Funeral?) and 2) Do you have any films in your review pile that you'd consider doing with rap critic? I always enjoyed them because I feel you have a natural comic chemistry that comes through in the reviews.

26:46- Well, I guess that's better than having 50 kill a bunch a nameless henchmen, who were just doing the jobs they were paid to do, but then sparing the life of the guy who almost murdered him.

I would love to just see you and rap critic Shooting the shit about movies sometime.

THe scene with 50 putting his money in the bear reminds me of Roger as a Sweat Shop owner in American Dad!

Ice Cube actually is good Boyz in the Hood Ride Along in and Friday and Ice-T Law and Order they do make good actors sort of

The thing about Detroit PD not showing up for any real crime is accurate. Had there been an expired parking meter, they would have shown up immediately

...Oh. I thought this was one of those dance movies. Oh, well. Generic action is fine too.

To be fair, if they put the James Remar seen before Ryan Phillippe goes to the prison, it really wouldn't make sense. getting into a violent fight like that would certainly get you a week or a month in the hole. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that this is not his first violent outburst. They sure as hell would not give him a visit, even behind the glass, with his kid if he got put in solitary

You two need to do another review together this was great

about the 35 seconds of decent writing... you know what they say, a broken clock is right twice a day. they got a small glimmer of inspiration and... now its gone.

Out of curiosity, I do wonder how black reviewers like the Rap Critic feel about people like 50 Cents, and the whole "gangsta black culture" that is so rampant in movies? 'cause for many of us in Eastern Europe who only see black people as tourists or the rare off-shore office colleague... many times that is our only view at black urban culture in the USA, and I have to say it does not paint a very positive picture...

0:18 Queen Latifah: Am I a joke to you?

12:45 Oh yeah, I remember this review mostly from the one guy SOMEHOW ACCIDENTIALLY SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE HEAD. What is this, a Robot Chicken sketch?

The 2 of you are hilarious together

I just notice who that one bad guy is; he's a recurring villain on Burn Notice and probably the 2nd best one He's a really good actor it's a shame he's in this

What is it that many films, such as this, show high action sequences so close up, it comes across as a fast montage of bad photos of people flopping around? There's no arc to the action--where they're coming from and goint to; relative distances; interaction within the parameters of the environment; and who is who doing what. Also, hasn't any filmmaker realized how pointless and tiresome it is when the villain is about the kill the hero, he simply has to blah blah blah, thus giving the protagonist the opportunity to. . . . that's right---get away.? There's no suspense there, because we've seen this before in almost every movie with a hero, a villain and a weapon. How can there be even the slightest tension anymore? It worked well in Goldfinger when Bond was about to ge sliced by a laser. That had all the targeted male viewers squeamish.---54 years ago. 💩

Tupac in Gridlock’d and Gang Related were both great performances.

I was so excited with the different intro it'd be a new one. Still, an episode I haven't seen brings joy to my day!

Ice Cube's son is a good actor

From that intro I guess you could say: a good set up, but executed badly.

18:50 hated this; worse than her actual break up with her former husband

Is this the film Ryan Phillipe won the pencil award for?

Made my day.

the 15:30 mark, did they travel back in time and onto the set of Payback starring Mel Gibson, I got this weird sense of deja vu since there is a scene eerily similar to this one, right down to nearly similar dialogue. they would just need to start calling 50 cent by the name of Porter to cement it.

He took the money Sonny!

Great vid.

K pop out milk? Don’t ask me this is autocorrect gone mad

I gotta ask, as both a zoologist and a furry - why is it that the word "cheetah" is so often associated with strippers and whores in America? I mean, the german or hungarian word ("gepard") certainly has no such meanings... but like 50cent's Cheetah Vision, I do often see this word used for various sex-related businesses.

Rap critic reminds me of Jeff Goldblum

16:05 - There goes poor Dutch from the Shield, why was he in this shitty movie? Oh and ... why kill your diamond seller BEFORE he sold the diamonds?

Mos def is a damn good actor.

Do you still do bad movie beatdowns ?

Ah, the point is what they pray to 'every night' (-_-)

5:04 read the producers

5:07 “but because he was fisting his father”

50 cent being a priest?

This looks like a time for , SMBOLYSMMmmmmmmmmm.

My parents say he is a good actor. Don't ask me why they do.

That was harsh on Val Kilmer.

Matthew is the bomb, 50 cent is a low down dirty shame.

fire with fire was actually pretty good

Rappers can't act will smith queen latifa

I feel the only reason 50 cent keeps on repeatedly being cast in films, is to make big actors embarrass them selves.

Man, Darren is the best rap critic , 50 cent is an insult to humanity.

Apparently no one.

I can name 3 good rapper/actors: Common, Ludacris, Queen Latifah

Accussing the scene of being a ripoff of Heat really is childish. Might as well call Heat a ripoff of Dog Day Afternoon.

Review whole 9 yards.

Rap Critic why so salty? Mad because 50 Cent managed to have some success and you didn't