AnnoyingSquib That is very educational, and exactly why KZfaq comments are a Good Thing.

the toes isn't what matters since the horse also moves on its toes. it has to do with the sheer size/weight. a gallop is gait that takes all four legs off the ground at the same time, they are just too heavy for that nonsense.

Danny Cam Cthulhu and Co. - or some of that lot, anyway - are described as having hooves.

It still failed.

@subhkaran singh By the time this movie takes place Gondwana was long gone. Continents move at about the same speed your fingernails grow. 12,000 years ago their arrangement was essentially identical to what it is now.

The geography could actually be explained by changes in elevation. If D'leh's people live on a high plateau, they could go from an arctic climate to a tropical jungle just by descending a few thousand feet. Mount Kilimanjaro sits on a tropical savannah right on the equator, but its peak is icy cold and basically lifeless.

Terror Birds didn't live anywhere near Egypt though. They only existed in the New World and only got as far north as Texas/Louisiana. They also went extinct before humans got there.

@@999apeman , year old reply ik but Terror Birds actually got as far as Florida

Yeah but the last Terror Birds went extinct in Florida... about 7 thousand years before the movie takes place.

@@999apeman There is evidence that they existed in Africa and Europe as well (which wouldn't be that surprising, considering South America and Africa used to be united as a single continent called Gondwana), so it's not inconceivable they could have existed in Egypt. However, they went extinct nearly 2 million years ago, long before modern humans evolved.

That would at least explain the inaccurate terror bird that was clearly suck in there because there was no plausible way they could use Velociraptor.

@Dancing Deity It is called 10,000 B.C. as in taking place 10,000 years ago in OUR past.... idiot.

@@wiseguy01 10'000 BC was actually 12'000 years ago just to let you know

This review is supposed to be intellectually smug lol...downvoted. The whole premise of this move (though badly implemented ,,) was based on many geological findings that the Sphinx and many Egyptian pyramids were built before 2700 BC.... Chk joe rogan podcast. Dont be moron like this guy. Sphinx was built before 2700 BC kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sLmaodmdqb3bonk.html

Don't you mean... prehistorically accurate? I'll see myself out.

Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal too.

Or turok!

That says a lot

And that franchise isn't even realism focused (Which makes the existence of those live action films infuriating)

oh look, Sheena Fujibayashi strikes again xD

Woodenfan Indeed.

One of Roland's worst movies.

I didn't know you were A fan of film Brain as well as nostalgia critic

The geography could actually be explained by changes in elevation. If D'leh's people live on a high plateau, they could go from an arctic climate to a tropical jungle just by descending a few thousand feet. Mount Kilimanjaro sits on a tropical savannah right on the equator, but its peak is icy cold and basically lifeless.

Just because they speak English doesn't mean they are speaking it it's just for us it doesn't mean it's cannon

It's a shame that the sequels pretty much scrapped any historical accuracy it might've had.

There's also Alpha which came out a decade later in 2018 and this came out in 2008 and both take place in the Ice Age. Ironic.

The people in this movie only speak English because Americans hate reading subtitles. English didn't exist 12,000 years ago.

my god- we need a firetruck for that burn-

The terror birds also had HANDS on their wings, making it even more obvious they just wanted to stick Velociraptors in the movie.

Same with the corn and the chilis. I wonder if the film makers did any research for this movie.

The geography could actually be explained by changes in elevation. If D'leh's people live on a high plateau, they could go from an arctic climate to a tropical jungle just by descending a few thousand feet. Mount Kilimanjaro sits on a tropical savannah right on the equator, but its peak is icy cold and basically lifeless.

Ramsay Bolton How did you know the species of Terror Bird?

That or Titanis walleri

Bruce Leeds Never noticed it before, from looking at it now I would have thought maybe it was made of glass ? But yeah, does look like a plastic bottle.

I feel like one of the extras brought that on set without knowing it and the director didn't even care.

@@mattc2306 Makes sense to me.

Or it's set in the universe created in that one episode of doctor who, where time doesn't exist and everything happens at the same time

Or maybe, this is a game of Age of Kings and the bad guys are plaiyng as the Malay, whose civilization bonus means they can advance through the ages WAAAAAY faster then normal.

Hmmm, i have to play Civilizations again.

James Mason That make sense. I think 10,000 B.C. is some sort of video game based movie of the ever popular Civilization series, or a prequel to Civilization. Nah! I'm not really serious about it. 😁

Civilization? This thing is Far Cry: Primal: the movie

Terror birds went extinct nearly 2 million years ago, long before modern humans evolved.

@@graemesmith6721 Exactly.

Yeah they have there own family

fucking called it....

Alpha Raptorhunter THANK YOU! And here I thought I had to point it out.

I’m not an expert on Cenozoic animals, but thanks for the information.

When it comes to accuracy defiance I suppose you could say they went to infinity AND BEYOND (Yes this is a shameless reference cause Disney now owns Natgeo)

More like 2 million years before.

It makes sense in that film cause it's about climate change

The geography could actually be explained by changes in elevation. If D'leh's people live on a high plateau, they could go from an arctic climate to a tropical jungle just by descending a few thousand feet. Mount Kilimanjaro sits on a tropical savannah right on the equator, but its peak is icy cold and basically lifeless.

I don’t know about the top, but it was sheathed in polished stone that was looted over the centuries to build other things.

@markiangooley Yaya, the whole thing was beautiful smooth stone and the top was nice n gold

thanks, beyonce chick from todd's 2016 worst list!

Lynn Green huh interesting if true

Heck I swear with how they stupidly are building the pyramids thousands of years early I'm shocked they didn't have 3 tablets in the background that were meant to be references to the Egyptian God Cards (Potential lawsuits from Shueisha the real company that owns Yugioh be damned)

That would have awesome wtf

The geography could actually be explained by changes in elevation. If D'leh's people live on a high plateau, they could go from an arctic climate to a tropical jungle just by descending a few thousand feet. Mount Kilimanjaro sits on a tropical savannah right on the equator, but its peak is icy cold and basically lifeless.

I have no idea and it doesn’t make sense whatsoever.

Still dumb considering corn is from the Americas and wasn't even fully domesticated in 10 000 BC, though.

@@Niobesnuppaagreed 😂

It's just that animals don't have the capacity of debt or compassion. A tiger won't stop hunting because a human (lower on the food chain) that it came across one time and had no attachments to came back to face it again. And how could an animal, regardless of how smart that type of animal is, have the mental capacity to understand that a human is being threatened when not immediately being attacked?

barbaro267 Ask around and you'll likely find plenty of pet owners who can corroborate that animals are capable of distinguishing which humans are their friends. You may even hear that in some exceptionally rare cases a dog might just make a big show of "protecting" their owners (via barking and growling) from some person or group which the dog perceives as a threat. Hard to believe, but true. And while it might be annoying, it's certainly never considered eye-rollingly unrealistic.

barbaro267 well some just can

@@barbaro267 Animals may not feel compassion like we do, but a lot of them can most certainly can tell who to trust and who to not. Especially cats, dogs, etc. And many animals have a sort of 6th Sense that can alert them of danger even if the danger hasn't happened yet. That said, it's still unrealistic that a prehistoric cat would bond with a human THAT quickly.to the point of being willing to defend it. Yes you can form bonds with animals but that shit takes time, sometimes a long time. Most of the cats I owned growing up hated strangers and it would take someone awhile for the cat to trust them, even then they'd still be uneasy (with the exception of 1 who was essentially a lazier, more friendly Garfield that was grey). And honestly I wouldn't mind if this movie was just about a caveman making a bond with some fucking saber toothed tigers. That'd be an awesome movie

That would solve all the problems.

Pangea doesn't account for the years of traveling required to reach all the places seen in this film.

Pangea was waaaaaaaaaay before humans anyway, so honestly if this movie was set on Pangea it would make even less sense.

@@barbaro267 You know that the islands of New Zealand, which aren't that large, contain both glaciers and tropical rain forests, right? That's due to changes in elevation. If D'leh's people live on a high plateau with an arctic climate, they could reach a tropical jungle just by descending a few thousand feet.

Pangea was a thing. However, continents move at about the rate your fingernails grow. 12,000 years ago, their arrangement was basically identical to what it is now. The close environments could be explained by changes in elevation, however. If D'leh's people live on a high plateau, it would be very cold up there. They could enter a tropical jungle just by descending a few thousand feet. There are places in the real world like this.

The only way it would make any sense would be if there were extreme changes in elevation. If D'leh's people live on a high plateau, it would be cold up there. Then they could enter a tropical environment just by descending a few thousand feet. But I see no evidence that they did that in the movie.

gladly we have science, logic and intellect - so we don't have to believe))) EVEN if you skip all the absence of logic in the movie - it is stll a shitty movie, bad acting, bad script, bad montage, bad visuals, it's just bad... it happens

No, because continental drift takes millions of years. The continents move at about the same rate your fingernails grow. 12,000 years ago, their arrangement was essentially identical to what it is now.

I was thinking the same thing. lol!

Kinda like how it rains and snows in the Max Payne movie.