This is just part one of a special crossover event with Diamanda Hagan! Over on her channel, you can see the other half of this crossover, a review of the 80s musical Voyage of Rock Aliens - it's out of this world! You can see that here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p9agi7Kav7fNaI0.html In addition, you can see the bloopers from this crossover here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j9-Cf6uYy-DImJc.html This is actually our fourth and fifth crossover together, and you can see our previous crossovers here: - Merlin The Return: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i82Va5edy8jXgqs.html - Beserker Hell's Warrior: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/otOlnKuG19yxl4k.html - Breeders (1997): kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gtZjhcV20L7IZ40.html

A gunfight where the main gunman remains seated sounds perfect for Seagal, since he's too lazy to do actual stuntwork.

20:02 Segeal: I never went soft. That's what happened. ...How did the entire crew not burst out laughing?

Diamanda Hagan is such a good foil for Film Brain.

"SYMBOLISM1!!!11" and he's back in full force. well done, i laughed out loud several times during this review. the shot of that recycle bin folder omg.

Steven Seagal movies are like Tic Tacs; they're everywhere yet they're easy to forget.

It was a real treat getting a Seagal BMB in 2018!!! I loved those from years ago! And It's great seeing Diamanda again! You two do a great team!

Oh, is this the reason why you uploaded your old Steven Seagal reviews? Because it's was a good thing.

I never knew before that what my life really needed was Hagan and Film Brain reviewing a Seagal movie. Nirvana achieved!

Diamanda and Matthew are the best duo!

The real Steven Seagal was the friends we made along the way.

Wow, Seagal really inflates his ego with this movie, but then again it's par for the course for his filmography.

15:00 Nutshots are the most brutal punishment of all...

11:45-11:51 - THANK YOU!!! Also, Dolph Lundgren>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seagal. 15:00 - That's Robocop! Damn it, Seagal, stop ripping off emotionless robot characters who, bizarrely, have more humanity than your so-called "heroes"!

Hell yeah a new BMB!! Been looking to this for a long, long time

16:54-17:03 Guess those guys graduated from Stormtrooper Academy.

The look on your face after she " blew up a car" made me laugh for 5 min straight

A new BMB? The holiday season has truly begun!

New Film Brian Crossover with Diamanda Hagan. WONDERFUL start to November.

This is so much fun! Your banter and the interactions are great, you work so well together!

11:14 Yeah, right...

Watching Seagal try to do his old martial arts moves these days is like watching a schoolyard fight between a third grader and a high school sports star... the other guy is more or less just having to humor him as he uselessly flails the air trying to look convincingly threatening. Seriously, you could walk away from him and he'd exhaust himself trying to keep up for half a block.

"Kill Count" videos of Seagal movies are more interesting than the movies themselves, case in point; This movie in particular...

Also Sniper Special ops is terrible I was swindled by the 5 dollar bin at Walmart.... since it also said "Vandam" it was only later on I realized "Rob Van Dam" is an actor as well.

Lmao.... *Coked out Stripper*: What's he look like? David Guest or a really fat Bono!

Wait, they pulled a Fight Club twist?

7:58 Wow, he's _that_ lazy? Talk about hitting a new low...

both this and the other video were amazingly fun to watch and a good relaxing watch after the hell of 3hr college tests

now it's Decker Shado's turn to add this in his Summer of Steven Seagal

Whaaaa, a new review Matty? Color me excited, especially when you have the Queen of the Unholy Ones herself, Diamanda Hagan, as a guest.

After I watched this, I started getting a lot of martial arts videos about how, despite Akido being a real martial art, an Segal being a black belt in it, he always chose to portray a form that would have gotten him killed in seconds, and that people who took the art and tried to apply it the way he does in his movies have actually been seriously injured, in some cases by opponents who's fighting style was just lobbing self-taught haymakers, and dropping their weight if the other guy tried to throw or tackle them. If you get back to Segal again, analyzing that might make for a good angle on the fight scenes.

I love your face when Hagan blows up a car

Jesus Christ, Hagan glad I'm not the only one that immediately was like "Wait a fucking minute...that's the Punisher's backstory."

The whole "Sykes is really Porter" red herring would have been more effective if we hadn't seen Sykes kill the reporter and his cameraman. Since the reporter knows what Porter looks like, he surely would have recognized him.

Let’s not forget Steven Seagal in Machete, where he played the villain.

Bad Movie Beatdown is your greatest show it mixes your observational skills and comedy perfectly. It was disappointing when you dropped it. So I'm really glad it's back!

11:50 Honestly, I'd rather watch The Punisher instead. Whether it be any of the movies or the Netflix series.

Craig Sheffer? That's a name I haven't heard in a while, I think I've seen him in an episode of Fastlane once.

My pad doesn't know the difference between Segal and seal. There is a certain similarity.

Always nice to see you and Diamanda work together. Really digging the new theme! Skitch doesn't disappoint. Also looks like we got some touch ups to the show format.

Wow, what a mess of a movie - the laziness on display is stunning. So glad we have you (and lovely friends like Diamanda) to navigate the absurdity for us!!

They killed that bodydouble by makin him jump thru that skylite...anything for u bigman

10:38 A Blunderbuss ! lol You'd have to get REAL close for that weapon's use. haha lol.

"Brian is Sealgal playing the bad guy" sounds so damn funny.

who has a pay phone in 2016? Winnik said of Seagal, "he’s definitely the real deal... he really knows his guns, his Aikido, his martial arts, his fighting skills. You know, he’s teaching you weapons, he’s teaching you moves. He’s been around a long time, but his arms, his hands, they’re still lightning fast...if near a bucket of KFC."

Donut beard, little round glasses too small for his face saying "VlaDImir POOtin" in that interview almost choke to death laughing😂😂💀

That Slavery line really pissed me off. "If it wasn't for men like us, it would still be there" So american soldiers/vigilantes are the ones who deserve credit for either abolishing slavery or keeping it abolished? The credit for those two feats go to Abraham Lincoln and the American Government.

Diamanda is a global treasure.

I can't get over how much Brian looks like Prince Edward.

When Steven Seagal plays role of Charles Bronson.

5:37,14:17-lol those effects are Asylum level! And this came out in 2016? 14:02 Amateur hour!

Damn that's some awful CGI blood!

Have Craig Sheffer and David Boreanaz ever been seen at the same time?

5:30 Random guy: MY LEG!!!

At 13:26, what is a ass factory?

wow. i want to know what the desk staff said after you two turned up to check-in

He disappears like Slimer from Ghostbusters*howl 😁😂😂😂😄

Wait this isn't an old video re-uploaded? It's a brand new Bad Movie Beatdown!!!??? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Brian Flim has a nice ring to it.

Awesome another collaboration with Diamanda.

Seagal in an action movie is incredibly ironic because he can not act and does not move much.

Hi Brian flim. Nice to meet you

...AND the reason for recent re-uploads of all the Seagal films reveals itself!!!! )

28:21 God, I missed those.

I actually worked at Fear Factory for one season, it was awesome.

"He's never going to sleep with you" ...if you've ever heard the Margaret Cho monologue "Casting Couch" and heard her go "Ewww!" then you'll know what I mean when I say *EWWW!!*

He is now - Stomach Segal

ROFL! XD Oh my god, I had to rewatch that opening movie scene. Great comic timing! Hagan: We open in the best city we've ever seen. Wherever it is. FB: Salt Lake City, apparently. Hagan: They don't deserve these sick riffs! *scratch-stop record*

"NOW KIIIIIISS!" is my favourite thing, ever.

/ 👍Loved this as always👍 . I would never get tired of these Seagal Reviews if you did many many more . Hilarious please do more .

I miss the old school reviews collaborations....

Oh, dear me, that was precious!

YES! Another Steven Segal review and it's a Hilarious Crossover. Wonderful.

Putting both reviews out at the same time must be a real... Boon to your channels ;)

Great to see another Seagal review after all this time.

26:18 made me think they tried to mix the Usual Suspects with A Beautiful Mind togetherish as a Big twist?

I don’t know what’s more scary, Diamanda Hagan or Diamanda Hagan laughing...

I wonder if Seagal resents the Olympus Has Fallen series for intruding into the little niche he's carved out for himself. Only with a budget and a lead that can actually climb off his ass for an action scene.

I rwally love this review. I think it has some of the best sides of both Diamanda and Film Brain.

18:28 Are you sure that's not a Steve Bannon speech?

Segal should really take Punisher lessons from Thomas Jane instead of Dolph lundgren.

5:58 a car pretty HYUNDEAD

A new Beatdown!? WHOOOOO!

Another thing seagal is insane where as the punisher is sane also the punisher prefers zero casualtys where as this film in reality there are a shit ton of innocents dead

11:32 The description of Seagal's family getting killed seems lifted from say The Punisher Mythos? lol

Tbh, I have never been a fan of Seagal at all, even before I knew about his ego. There was just something about him, maybe his smugness, that makes me not particularly like him, and it's gotten worse by the fact that he will not show himself being injured or wounded even once in his own action films. The only *_good_* movie I consider he was in was _Under Siege,_ and that is mainly because of its more memorable villains played by Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey, I had actually *_wanted_* them to win.

6:49 William Defaux

I love how Tyson knocks out segal and China salesman. Seagal never allows himself to be beaten on screen but they use his body double to show Tyson besting him. You just know the producer and/or director threw that scene in after Steven left just to stick it to him. He's so beloved in the industry that everyone wanted Michael Jai White to seriously damage him on the last day of shooting Exit Wounds

27:28 How did Porter jump down through the skylight AND also run away from the copter? That part made even more of no sense to me.

Im still waiting for the penultimate Seagal film "Douchebag at the Strip Club"

Whether for fun or a fan of the Seagal films overall , I notice in alot of say recentish ten movies or so of Seagal's , He tends to be seated quite often during alot of scenes? Plus a few previously at times seem to have real bad ADR at times too , among other odd things. This movie i felt was okish compared to the last ten or so i have seen of his , the big twist by the end of it i find part brilliant but also part Huh? and Wtf? too. I couldn't stand the CGI blood and CGI gun muzzle fire etc too , ugh. A 5.5 out of a Booshty ten , Sheffer was great fun in this he always plays a great corrupt type cop if the movie world lets him. Hellraiser inferno i found silly and very bland boring too , but at least he was great fun in that too , oh and the Wire twins , as briefly they were in that one , also too , of course.

So Seagal didn't shoot that guy, how knife of him.

Wow. Just wow. Seagal is just...wow.

Large frame man dressed in black.... That made me realize Steven Seagal is like AronRa without the charisma. Or sense. 24:17 Yeah I think I figured it too. 25:55 Yep.

29:31 Ha, nice... 👍🏻

I can't believe no one has mentioned the signage at 13:26 that says "The Ass Factory"...

I just realised that the blonde is one of the swedish ghosts from American Horror Story: Hotel xD

Fun I actually got the actual Ready to Roll song spotify and your version is actually better.

Still doesn't make sense to smoke the sametime you are trying to snipe , it can give your position away. lol

31:27 I sure hope that this is a hint of more Bad Seagal Movie Beatdowns to come.