Alternate Title: 1000 Ways to Call Jamie Moyer Old

It is the year 2124. Jamie Moyer is on his 12th comeback tour since retiring at age 99. His pitches have become so slow they actually go back in time, hitting the catcher's mitt before the ball leaves his hand. He isn't just the starting pitcher for an MLB team, he's the starting pitcher for EVERY MLB team. No one has scored a run in 3 years.

Bro, you did not need to destroy this man by explaining how old he was lmfao. "HE IS OLDER, THAN THE DIRT YOU WALK ON!" "HE IS OLDER, THAN MOVIE THEATER POPCORN!" "HE IS SO OLD, HE SAT NEXT TO JESUS IN THE 2nd GRAD!" Okay man, let the man pitch :/

My favorite Jamie Moyer commercial was during his Seattle days. Jamie's throwing in spring training and the radar gun is showing 97-99. One of the guys asks, 'Is that in miles?' and Wilson (Seattle's main catcher at the time) said, 'No, it's in kilometers. Jaime got it in France and seems to like it.' Still funny to this day if you ever watch Jamie pitch.

So this guy threw slow his entire career, extending the longevity of his time playing professional baseball. Sounds like a genius to me

this is the definition of wily veteran, he has forgotten more about pitching than most mlb pitchers know today, and he can read hitters, because he has seen them all

Just add more context about the 5 U.S. presidents during Moyer's career, 3 of which served 2 terms and 1 was in his second term when he debuted.

Jamie Moyer should be a hall of famer simply for longevity and counting stats. Dude has records that will never be broken in modern ball.

Moyer was the last active MLB player older than me, so I wanted to see him pitch forever. Amazing story.

This just shows how important location is, I throw around 77 and can barely beat a little league team.

Moyer played for my Seattle Mariners for years and was beloved in the city and was one of the most underappreciated pitchers in MLB history

Jamie Moyer has just shy of 50 WAR. Considering his one-of-a-kind longevity, he should probably be in Hall of Fame conversations - even though he fell off the ballot in 2018 and also probably shouldn't be there.

Jamie Moyer is a Hall of Famer in my book. The man had NO MLB tools in his kit and played 25 seasons with the best of the best.

Bro has beef with Jamie Moyer 💀

He didn’t need to throw hard. He probably didn’t want to because he seen everyone was getting Tommy John surgery. His strategy obviously worked out with the longevity. What he makes up for speed he has in the finesse department

Jaimie Moyer went to my high school. Souderton Area High School. There’s a big picture of him in the athletic wing

Moyer might be the strongest example I've ever seen of using psychology in baseball. Can't pitch super fast? Pitch in ways that will make the batter anxious and unsure what to swing at so they keep getting themselves out.

I didn't know who Moyer was until this video, but he's my favorite baseball player of all time.

Jamie was a stud for the Phillies 😂😂😂 his games were so boring to watch as a kid but as you get older you realize how crazy good he was them late 2000s early 2010s Phillies team were everything 😂😂

You know what I haven’t seen enough content on. Julio Franco. That dude hit in the MLB till he was like 50!

He needs to make hall of fame for his career in his 40 -49 year old seasons 😂

I am an A's fan and remember Moyer with The Mariners. The kicker is that he called his own pitches. Not the catcher, Moyer. That made it that much tougher to steal signs. That is in addiction to having timing all screwed up.

Baseball doesn’t exist is the most underrated KZfaqr

7:35 I’m turning 36 soon and the fact that this dude, an active MLB starting pitcher, was drafted before i was even born, is the absolute wildest sports statistic I’ve ever encountered. He’s a legend

I met him in San Diego where he was a dad at my nephew’s school. Nice dude reminisced about Ranger days.

Cool to see he’s doing this for a sport that doesn’t even exist!

Moyer was my favorite pitcher of the Phillies' "mini-dynasty" of '07-'11. When Halliday and Lee were pitching their best, you were in awe. But when Moyer pitched his best, you LAUGHED YOUR HEAD OFF!

That's World Series Champion Jamie Moyer!

Love that Jamie could come to the hometown team and win himself a WS here. If there is anyone who deserved it it was him

"He is older than lite beer" Thats incredible commentary

Mariners Legend Jamie Moyer. love this. got to watch him for a majority of his career here in Seattle. dude is a shining example of having great "stuff" and not needing to overpower his opponents. Maddux did it later in his career, as well (but obviously had better velocity). i never thought i'd see the day where Jamie retires. he must've had an incredible recovery regimen and definitely knew his bodies limits. i don't think i ever saw him feature anything that was overtly taxing on the arm throughout his entire career lol. my man's career spanned longer than i've even been alive (i was born 1987). i have nothing but respect for a guy like this, who can break the mold of a prototypical player. you love to see it.

I’ll never forget watching that complete game live. Couldn’t believe what I was watching. One of the moments that made me a true fan of baseball

Easily one of my favorite KZfaq videos. As a Mariners fan I love me some Jamie Moyer. You can’t help but smile at this. Dude just had it. Whatever it was, he had it.

Notice the correlation between a long career and not throwing harder than you need.

When I was in my teens, Moyer was already an old man pitching in Seattle, and fans loved him. Couldn't stop laughing the whole video.

Nice, he doesn't want to rip his shoulder apart.

Moyer straight pimpin’. 😂 “Breaking his own record.” I love this channel.

There will never be another Jamie Moyer. He was so unique every time he went out there but he was the definition of a pitcher. Needed to change speeds and had to locate it to have any outs.

It's no joke to say this channel has got me watching baseball somewhat consistently for the first time in my life. Unfortunately I'm a Jays fan. 😢😢

It’s about time someone shows this man some love! He is a baseball anomaly that will never happen again. Cherish it.

Not many people would have persisted through his tough years. Tried to develop a knuckler at 50! Guy loved the game.

Jamie Moyer is a LEGEND. He was a key piece of the 116-win, 2001 Seattle Mariners, and won a World Series with the Phillies a decade later. L E G E N D !

As a Braves fan it's so funny watching all these old Braves players from when I was a kid, "I remember him, I remember him, oh I forgot all about him" then suddenly... With Jesse Chavez on the mound... Some things never change.

No pitcher can perform at their same level after Tommy Johns surgery. *Moyer:* Hold my beer...

Jamie Moyer was so criminally underrated. Miss him.

pretty cool how this guy develops such an old character for a game that doesn’t even exist

This was super fun. I loved the pitch by pitch commentary.

Secret lingerie.. only in baseball!!

Chad Innings Eater was invented for Jamie Moyer.

There is more to pitching than velocity , movement of the ball is very important , along with location , and changing speeds , keeping the hitter off balance

*If Jamie Moyer isn’t in the Hall of Fame, then what in the hell are we doing!??*

My dad and i talked about this guy a few weeks ago and it’s pretty cool

jamie moyer is my type of pitcher. soft contact

Moyer is so old, he was born when baseball didn’t exist

Growing up in seattle randy johnson pitching one day and the next day Jaimie moyer was always fun to watch

Everyone’s favorite pitcher on the Mariners in the 90s was Randy Johnson (and rightly so), but I always had a soft spot in my heart for Jamie Moyer. I was always inspired by his no-quit attitude and consistency.

I’ve been a Braves fan since 1993 and I had no clue that we had Jesse Chavez, the same Jesse Chavez you made about sucking everywhere away from the Braves. Dude pitched for the Braves 16 years. That’s wild. Also ironic that Chavez is in the league, about to turn 41 and an important cog for a Braves team that’s almost 95% to make the playoffs even if it’s via.

I’m 13 and I throw what Jamie Moyer throws. After seeing BDE dogging on him, I’m way less confident 😂

Based off his numbers just off Wins and Strikeouts. He beats out Jim Palmer in both who is a Hall Of Fame Pitcher. From everything I have season and a World Series under his belt. He deserves to be in the Hall Of Fame.

He's the epitome of age and treachery beats youth and enthusiasm. Really goes to show you speed, statistics, and spin rate, all has is place, but the key is placement and knowing how to read a batter and induce bad contact.

This is truly inspirational.

This is a man going to work. Earning a living for a long time. It's a shame the air in the room is "he's soooo old" jokes and not the billion dollar juiced up arms that only last a few seasons.

For those who care: Moyer had the best change-up in baseball; it was around 55 mph and had the same trajectory as his fastball, which made it very hard to hit.

love this video, great job ! Moyer a legend

Control is a thing you just lose less of as you get older, you see it in the NBA where older players will transition into being better shooters towards the end of their career while other parts of their game starts to decline. Same with QBs in the NFL, they become more of pocket passers and will often have higher accuracy even if their air yards decline. Add this with the fact that in baseball the slower your ball is traveling the more effect your different types of pitches will be able to have(same spin will make a slower ball curve more) and how much accuracy has been deincentivized in the game over the years with both pitchers and hitters focusing more on fastballs over well placed balls. Being able to have this level of control or accuracy that you can hold onto longer into your career is kinda the only way to make it that long and still preform well. Still crazy impressive though.

Jamie Moyer is....the "Julio Franco" of pitchers 😂 And it was awesome to see

I love this story and didn't know a fraction of it beforehand. Thank you for making it and sharing -- I really enjoyed it. I used to play many sports and baseball was one of my favorites. After moving to Japan, I was invited to play weekly on a Taiwanese team in Tokyo, where I made good friends and was able to relive a bit of my childhood by getting back on 3rd base. At that time, I was already in my mid 40s and my knees were shot, but it was still fun. Sadly had to move away for work and found myself in Hiroshima, but two years ago I suddenly wasn't able to even walk uphill. Found out I had a large cancerous tumor on my kidney. Been battling it since then. Now I'm 49 and still wish I could go out and play, but I may not even make it to 50. Seeing Moyer's story brought a smile to my face. Thanks again.

Bro has had his family move 80+ times… bruh…

Man little leaguers are throwing 80+ miles fastballs now?

This channel is what is keeping me sane. I keep rewatching all the vids and still find something new every time. Good job bro 🎉😂

Bro, i'm literally crying out my tears by laughing as i watch this video, and i'm just passed half the video

We didnt need 500 different “heres how old he is comparatively” segments. After a while it gets old. Great video though other than that

13:45 It actually makes sence, it would stabilize your body. If you cant throw fast, you gotta make up for it with pinpoint precision.

You absolute beauty, Jamie. I'm 38 and learning pitching and so this video feels really good.

So far the video is Mariners Legends left and right and I am so here for it.

Every time BDE drops it’s a banger

How does this man not have 1 Mill subs what a crime

3:35 that hat bend got A LITERALLY 90 DEGREE ANGLE GAWD DAYUM

Your videos rule dude, you and a few other channels have gotten me back into baseball. Good luck on the quest to 1 million subs Edit: Also, I'm 36 and I remember having Moyer's baseball card when I was a little ass kid.

LETS GOOO ANOTHER BDE VIDEO DROPPED WHOS HYPED?

2:11 - what happened? 😂

CORRECTIONS: 1: Balls APPEAR faster in little league cause the speed is measured when ball nears the plate, not when it leaves the pitchers hand. so 82 in little league is significantly slower with major league mound distance. So NO, a little leaguer did not throw faster than Jamie Moyer. If he threw from a little league mound he would be much faster than any kid. 2: He did not lead the league in wins at 38. he was tied for second with 20, leader had 21. It was 2001 and there were more wins from pitchers in both leagues that year.

I don't follow baseball, haven't really for about 40 years. So I missed this life story, and greatly enjoyed watching it. Heartwarming and inspiring.

This video was exhausting at the 4 minute mark. Congratulations to anyone who made it the whole way. 😆

2:12 voice crack

I knew this kid in high school that could throw a fast ball at 70 mph, he was the best pitcher in the entire school, he also had arthritis

Jamie Moyer is the "Slow Ride on Easy Mode" of Baseball

Jesus is king forever amen ❤👍❤️✝️👍👍✝️✝️

0:31, Will he have a 20+ year MLB career?

I LOVED watching Jamie Moyer pitch for the Ms. What a craftsman! Here is how Moyer did it: location + movement + knowledge He worked fast and he threw strikes.

I remember a heads up 2 strike at bat Moyer had. 2 Strikes and a wild pitch in the ground, Moyer swung and took first base. I loved that strike out, he simply made a smart play to get on base.

Hey.. i'm 51.. Dont need to remind me how old i am.. loool I love Moyer's story! I remember Nolan Ryan's final season and i thought he was old! lol

Moyer's career shows just how important command is. Even if you don't throw hard you can still get outs if you can reliably paint the corners and force batters to swing at pitches outside their comfort zone.

Moyer was a gotdam artist on the hill. 😮‍💨 Dave Justice said to Hatteberg in the Oakland film room vs Seattle, ‘You tryin ta study MOYER? There’s only one way to face him: don’t swing.’ 😂

kinda crazy how this man can make videos about players and a sport that doesnt exist.. props to you..

Phillie fans are kinda goated for loving the moment like they did

This channel never ceases to prove it's name is correct. Baseball does not exist 😂

Moyer was fun to watch with the Phils. Forever a legend in my mind

The amount of research on the back ground of players is impressive

If the phrase "never give up" is actually a picture of this man. What a legend !! Getting a win and a base hit at 50 yrs old is another record that will NEVER be broken.