Today Dr. Lawrence N. Varence enlightens us on how to make the perfect physics exam. Visit www.audible.com/andrewdotson or text "andrewdotson" to 500 500" to start a free 30 day trial at audible!
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@AndrewDotsonvideos3 жыл бұрын
Pls consider sharing if you enjoyed! Flammable maths said that's the only way he'll let me eat today.
@meowwwww63503 жыл бұрын
#Freedomforandrew
@krishnasimha80973 жыл бұрын
Sed
@marienbad23 жыл бұрын
Great video, well funny, now get back to the basement before you get caught.
@michaelibrahim92753 жыл бұрын
Your videos used to be funny Then I became a physics major, and now they’re sad
@HemantSharma-HS3nh3 жыл бұрын
Sir, I want to become a physicist... How can I make my self fall in love with physics... And make mathematics as my soul...
@KMKPhysics33 жыл бұрын
You call us “normal”, but I prefer the more general term of “orthogonal” thank you very much
@AndrewDotsonvideos3 жыл бұрын
normal is actually orthogonal to that which is perpendicular to the transverse direction change my mind.
@thedoublehelix56613 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@YaamFel3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't "normal" just mean ||v||=1?
@sungodmoth3 жыл бұрын
@@YaamFel that would be "normalised". Just don't question it.
@user-ox5ml5ee9v3 жыл бұрын
I would go with orthonormal
@PhysicsOH3 жыл бұрын
"Lead each exam with a joke" Is that why all my exams start out with me writing my name? 😭😭
@macewindu34923 жыл бұрын
No, jokes have a meaning
@sai-blade76253 жыл бұрын
@@macewindu3492 uff...that's was a good roast
@BillPark-ey6ih2 жыл бұрын
Noice! I am ur 1000th like!
@PapaFlammy693 жыл бұрын
Get a load of THIS guy
@AndrewDotsonvideos3 жыл бұрын
Jeez lay off fella.
@yagnapatel39123 жыл бұрын
Sure I'll get a load of this guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@deathstroke86393 жыл бұрын
@@yagnapatel3912 hold up
@erikawimmer79083 жыл бұрын
Moin Papa 69
@kathanshah83053 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewDotsonvideos *jizz
@maxwellsequation48873 жыл бұрын
"I suspect some of you are cheating and everyone dies eventually" Larry
@nerdalert2263 жыл бұрын
damnit Larry
@visualbrick65743 жыл бұрын
5:18 "The tears of relief when they find out that isn't the case" I know exactly what you're talking about brother
@MAgisAWESOME3 жыл бұрын
"Have you guys seen partial differential equations yet?" Students: "No we're first years" "Ok perfect, I'm just going to embed this variable in a complex number so we easily arrive at the solution! Any questions?"
@goodboi423 жыл бұрын
My God, I can relate to this so much it *hurts.*
@Leonlion03053 жыл бұрын
still remember partial derivatives was thrown around in my first and second year physics, and we didn't get proper introduction until second half (?) of multivariable calculus
@highgroundproductions85902 жыл бұрын
First year physics does use partial differential equations - the wave equation. We don't solve it, but we derive and use it.
@puddleduck14052 жыл бұрын
wait is that when u integrate by parts to solve it, or is that completely different haha? Just cos im in highschool and we did that a while ago
@jffrysith43652 жыл бұрын
@@puddleduck1405 nah, partials are for multivariable calculus when you have to explain that x, y and z exist, and that we are comparing the change in x with the change in y
@me21436587093 жыл бұрын
The painful irony is that Andrew very well might become Larry one day. His students will think, naw Professor Dotson won't do us dirty like that, he made all those old meme sketches. And then they'll cry.
@catchphase3 жыл бұрын
I think he prefers the term "tears of relief"
@SuperPBrady3 жыл бұрын
4:00 “that way they can put to the test what they’re about to learn” never has anyone described my current academic situation more accurately...
@bbattemuulen3 жыл бұрын
"put to test what they are about to learn" - ah, the perfectly logical and normal
@aviphysics3 жыл бұрын
Since entropy only increases with time, it makes perfect sense that the students would have an easier time sooner rather than later.
@popkornking3 жыл бұрын
If we assume the learning process is asymmetric with time then when the students travel backwards in time to retake the exam their knowledge should be conserved.
@bbattemuulen3 жыл бұрын
@@popkornking and figuring out travelling back in time should be a trivial exercise for a physics student preparing to take a physics exam
@coreypreston22773 жыл бұрын
Physics Professors - I want my exams to be significantly harder and more complex than the homeworks because they should see how to apply the physics from the homeworks onto the exam questions. Like if the homework is over solving unique electric potentials using the laplacian, they can definitely solve for Schrodinger's equation of the hydrogen atom.
@Lucky102793 жыл бұрын
I avoided a physics class for _precisely_ this reason. I looked up the professor on RMP and everyone complained that the homework didn't prepare you for the exams at all. I really wanted to take the course though, so I emailed the professor to ask about it, in case it was just a minority of students who thought that, but he confirmed that students always tell him that (and yet, he apparently hasn't found it necessary to modify either the homework or the exams), so I'm not taking that class, at least not with him as the professor. Fortunately, I'm an EE major and while the physics class wouldn't satisfied a general math/physics/chem/cs/engineering elective requirement, there are plenty of other courses I can take instead.
@RC32Smiths013 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, but this Lawrence guy looks like Andrew.
@colinfields20363 жыл бұрын
No thats impossible Andrew is stuck in Flammable Maths basement
@RC32Smiths013 жыл бұрын
@@colinfields2036 That is true
@1234huesitos3 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's not true. This guy truly knows what he's talking about
@ntlespino3 жыл бұрын
Long live the Empire
@samilamby3 жыл бұрын
LOL the jump from 50+ questions to 4 or less was way too true
@nunyabiznasspunk3 жыл бұрын
Of course they're four or less. 1 a, b, ... h. 2 a, b, ... f. 3 ...
@jasonmayo3 жыл бұрын
And that'll somehow still be too many questions to finish on time.
@AldoHacha3 жыл бұрын
Just thinking of a 4 problems Physics exam raises my heartrate
@danielmagpali4413 жыл бұрын
OMG i have never realized how much teachers do the "check solution" thing, never falling for that again
@josecordova323 жыл бұрын
If Andrew ever becomes a professor, he'll refer his students to this video on how to study for his exams and how he structures them.
@rockcandy411453 жыл бұрын
I just took a physics exam today and literally not a single formula on that formula sheet was useful...
@farhannoor39353 жыл бұрын
most likely it was there so that you dont sue them later on for forcing you to memorize stuff lol
@aviphysics3 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy in undergrad that printed his formulas in 6 point font on the allowed index card, and read them with a pocket magnifier.
@backfisch60303 жыл бұрын
My professor for I don't know the English term for that lesson he give us a littleral textbook as a formula sheet and if you don't know what are you looking for you are doomed. But the formula sheet is pretty good on other modules I am giving him that
@vincentdavis89603 жыл бұрын
@@aviphysics Brilliant
@adrycough2 жыл бұрын
yea they're literally useless
@Spencer188613 жыл бұрын
My physics 2 professor would give us a study guide and say "if it's on the guide I won't put it on the exam"
@itisi20423 жыл бұрын
That makes 0 sense
@ReversePrimeOFFICIAL3 жыл бұрын
But now you know what’s not on your exam lol
@user-wd8wx5md5z3 жыл бұрын
@@itisi2042 It is always like that, and (in some sense), it makes perfect sense... The prof assumes we all studied the basic material. Instead, we need to learn to use what we learned in an indirect and creative way. Just plugging numbers in equations is for engineering, not for real physics students.
@NippleTechnology-cc8bg3 жыл бұрын
can confirm as visual learner that getting to view the exam paper helps loads
@nathanaelgistand15473 жыл бұрын
Sadly lol this is the universal STEM professor for any class with a quantitative focus. Literally one of my chemistry professors "I don't understand why it took you all so long, I finished it in about 30 minutes."
@theamazingone52173 жыл бұрын
Sadly, this is my first native language teacher in High School. We told her that the exam was too hard and she replied with: I was able to finish this 40 minute exam in 30 minutes so you have no reason to complain.
@Lucky102793 жыл бұрын
I had a math professor who made his exam three times as long as the homework which he knew took hours to complete and gave us less than 2 hours to complete it. He wouldn't even _tell_ me how long it took him to complete the exam.
@richhobo12163 жыл бұрын
@@theamazingone5217 This was my French 3 teacher in high school. Literally DURING the final, she was taking it with us, and went "c'est tres facile"(which means this is very easy in french) and all of us just looked at each other. It was a very hard test.
@andyharley26443 жыл бұрын
“At this point, you should be expected to memorize Laplace’s equation in spherical coordinates.” I think I died a little inside.
@oscarstaszky19602 жыл бұрын
I'd rather have an easier time performing surgery on a grape than literally memorizing all laplacian derivations of any curviliner coordinates LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@sushicartman013 жыл бұрын
The number of times I had to apply math I would only learn in math class a few weeks later haunts me
@alisw813 жыл бұрын
And that right there is one of the reasons the educational system keeps producing people that hate math with a passion. I'm sorry you had to experience that.
@MATTHEWMYTHHAVEN3 жыл бұрын
Stop being stupid
@papel62802 жыл бұрын
I feel like that’s actually a good thing for me though because you’re basically ahead in your math class
@TalhaFaisal13 жыл бұрын
Tears of relief and tears of sadness are easily confused. Please review them for the upcoming exam on how to make physics exams
@Ticketeds3 жыл бұрын
I see Andrew Dotson: I click.
@abhishekkp71213 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Gehr963 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: His email is mail@andrew.son
@QuantumTapper3 жыл бұрын
i'm an auditory learner and i can hear the voices in my head
@relariistheparadox2213 жыл бұрын
Professor Variance, you forgot: Reduce the number of questions to 4, but be sure to make each question multiple parts, and make sure that every part of those questions was another loosely related, translated question from the aforementioned German or Russian books 👌
@WestOfEarth2 жыл бұрын
and each consecutive partial question is dependent on arriving at the proper solution of the former. Didn't find a solution to part a) ? Hahaha, b) thru m) is fucked.
@josewui4143 жыл бұрын
Haha, it’s so nice that this is just satire. Wait.
@SuperPBrady3 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over how painfully accurate this is.
@spinor3 жыл бұрын
*A formula sheet where all the formulae are entirely irrelevant to the actual exam questions* Satan: _Gotta say, I'm a big fan_
@roshanakadorabarrett5623 жыл бұрын
As a first year physics student, I know I have a lot to look forward to now.
@brandonklein13 жыл бұрын
This is excellent procrastination material for my impending quantum mechanics exam.
@dyer3083 жыл бұрын
Just received my graduate acceptance today from my university of choice!! Your videos inspired me not to give up on physics when i was near quitting after struggling with my first semester of upper level physics courses, love you Andrew!!
@aviphysics3 жыл бұрын
One day you will never forgive him. I know I will never forgive the professor that encouraged me to stick with it. I should have switched to engineering when I had the chance (though I eventually snuck into the engineering profession anyway.)
@0sm1um763 жыл бұрын
@@aviphysics That's funny, Andrew made me realize I didn't love physics enough and I now I'm enrolling in a PhD program in EE.
@abhishekkp71213 жыл бұрын
This actually helps reduce stress, from studying Physics.
@agrajyadav29513 жыл бұрын
U reducing a tensor?
@KP-uo1gb3 жыл бұрын
I came here instead of doing my phys hw I see you
@abhishekkp71213 жыл бұрын
@@agrajyadav2951 😂
@maxwellsequation48873 жыл бұрын
@@agrajyadav2951 lol
@rikthecuber3 жыл бұрын
Who gets stressed doing physics?
@SuperPBrady3 жыл бұрын
This stings even more in remote learning when physics professors are trying to “alleviate stress” by “not having midterms” Instead we just have 4 consecutive timed Canvas quizzes in the span of our 50 minutes class period that’s coincidentally worth 30% of our grade 🤔 But you know... it’s “better” cause it’s “not a midterm.”
@TakesTwoToTango3 жыл бұрын
I can already guess how that went... 1. It's 2019. 2. So our course legally needs to declare how evaluation goes beforehand. We use midterms worth 30% of the grade. 3. Damn, a pandemic. We barely taught under good conditions. We can't really do midterms, if failing students sue we'd lose that every day of the week. 4. Wait, we have a legally binding document that sais 30% of the score is earned in advance.. If we don't do that failing students could sue and we'd lose that every day of the week. 5. I have a cunning plan that cannot fail: have "not midterms". Pretend like that's actually doing anything. Don't mention the lawsuits. 6. So... Should we change those legal documents? Nah, too much work. That pandemic won't keep on going anyway!
@Leonlion03053 жыл бұрын
Yikes, what the heck is that? Physics SAT?
@Gehr963 жыл бұрын
Who can actually remember Laplace in spherical coords?
@samyakkshinde68643 жыл бұрын
Only the first term😅
@leonmozambique5333 жыл бұрын
nah after lots of e&m and Calc 3 it comes up often enough to be remembered
@j.pesquera3 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Parris Who has time to derive the Laplacian in spherical coordinates during an exam or quiz though? That would probably chop off 30-40 min. of your exam time. Just write it down on scratch paper and act like it's apart of the scratch paper you're using for the exam, I used to do that all the time. Yea, sure, technically it may be bending the rules a little but who remembers these equations? And who has time to derive them on an exam? Not me
@Vulcan-vs1rf3 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Parris yeah just derive it and miss squared at some term nice!
@j.pesquera3 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Parris Well, if you can remember exactly how to derive the Laplacian then you should be able to memorize it as well.
@admiralhyperspace00153 жыл бұрын
I didn't know all physics professors were sadists.
@maureendotson46343 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for my gift basket Andrew! Love you 💕 ~Mom
@aaronrashid20753 жыл бұрын
"This is what my score would've been on rate my professor" Or would it?
@catchphase3 жыл бұрын
Hey, vSauce! Michael here.
@michaelupdike-bz6rg3 жыл бұрын
you forgot that you have to put 1 question that is completely different from anything you have learned. I told my dad my prof would do that as a joke on my EM final and sure enough.
@StarWarsTherapy3 жыл бұрын
Chegg forces me to write my own problems and I am no doubt hated for it
@brooksbryant24783 жыл бұрын
I'm in AP high school physics and the stuff about people thinking the same problem with different numbers is definitely true, and lots of my friends that don't like physics use chegg so I can confirm the part about first years is accurate
@physicsgenius44643 жыл бұрын
I love Kelly in these skits (even if its just saying cut)! More more!
@matthewmalaker4773 жыл бұрын
Did nobody see the Lorentz invariance reference?
@dy_physics91833 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I rewatched the whole video after the intro only to find it where it was. Welp, there's another view for u Andrew.
@andreemery49643 жыл бұрын
Where is it?
@dy_physics91833 жыл бұрын
@@andreemery4964 u gotta find it yourself
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok3 жыл бұрын
is it the equations written on the graphic tablet behind? idk much, just takng the guess
@dy_physics91833 жыл бұрын
@@AdityaKumar-ij5ok look at his name in the intro
@CrittingOut3 жыл бұрын
1:12 this is so fucking accurate like honestly what is it with university students and being offended by absolutely anything
@Andreych953 жыл бұрын
"You dont want to make the test TOO easy" Why tho?
@yenyelinito3 жыл бұрын
This was so good HAHAHA Sponsor transition 10/10, made me download audible
@jamespatrickgabriel81953 жыл бұрын
What's funny is, I am currently making a Physics exam. Thanks for the tips! 😂
@deathstroke86393 жыл бұрын
Tips?
@10thletter403 жыл бұрын
@@deathstroke8639 we should ask how that went... but Im too scared to. Good luck students. Good luck
@perpetual_bias3 жыл бұрын
oh my god man, every single joke hit so close to home. i absolutely love your humor. keep it up!
@MD304743 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm 24 and doing my first year of undergrad physics in England after initially dropping out of uni at 20. Just want to say thank you for your videos, they always help motivate me, whether its motivation to get that extra intuition and understanding on good days or grind through and get it done on the bad ones :)
@collegestudent60712 жыл бұрын
My quantum 2 professor is extremely efficient at making exams. He just puts 2 questions on there, and we don't even have to show work since there's no partial credit. And if you get 1 wrong and fail the exam it just motivates you to do better on the next one. It's amazing.
@macewindu34923 жыл бұрын
"Take an old russian textbook and just translate the questions" My russian Professor: Don't mind if I do
@deemedepic77213 жыл бұрын
Hey Andrew, in one of your previous videos, you mentioned that you got String Theory for Dummies when you were a teenager - I got that book last week and I just wanna say thank you for that recommendation, it is exactly what I was looking for, not just because I'm a dummy, but also because it's such a good book! Edit: I was actually reading it when this video was posted - quantum foam sounds yummy.
@savboo103 жыл бұрын
"Tack on 30 seconds to the exam so students have enough time to finish", hahahhahahah. That's so funny and true. I had a physics teacher tell my class he didn't understand why we didn't finish our exam in 60 minutes b/c it only took him 45 minutes to complete it 😹
@KamauMayhem3 жыл бұрын
very well done! thumbs up!
@andreacosta22383 жыл бұрын
Me when I see new math: It's some kind of elvish. I can't read it.
@surajpowar49153 жыл бұрын
So happy to watch your video. It was really funny. Love it mate!
@AndrewDotsonvideos3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@eddievyfvinkel72043 жыл бұрын
Thanks Andy, you're absolutely hilarious!
@BB-nb5cp3 жыл бұрын
It really put things in perspective. Like I have the opportunity to put my new found knowledge to the test. Knowledge prove yourself to me.
@stt5v20023 жыл бұрын
Things may have changed but here is how we did undergraduate physics exams in 1992-1996. There would be 4 or 5 questions. The final question would feature a terrifying and demoralizing illustration. This question was nearly impossible for anyone to answer. But since a 65 would probably be an A, getting 4/20 points for that question was gold. A formula sheet was provided, but would not under any circumstances be useful (you were spot on with that one.) It would take 37 days to grade the exams, but it was implied that the grades would be posted at any point after ten days. That way the students can get exercise walking to the physics building every day for a month.
@nikkyb39633 жыл бұрын
This gave me so many undergrad flashbacks
@Speak4Yourself23 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot!
@lotteboer71323 жыл бұрын
I had two exams this semester where a question turned out to be too difficult so they just made it a bonus question. I mean I don't mind getting a higher grade but it was also pretty stressful
@revlord58683 жыл бұрын
yo i was just binge watching all of your videos today and u uploaded xD very epi c c
@MegaSKyFall3 жыл бұрын
was watching u since grad school, now I'm enrolled in a phd program and teaching high school physics
@LucasSilva-ut7nm3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Brazil and my physics professors followed all those suggestions, it seems like a worldwide standard...
@urasgungor92443 жыл бұрын
I do love it when I can see the exam
@onemanenclave3 жыл бұрын
I like my humor extra dry (no intro music that gives away that it's a joke video and no hints in the title either).
@AndrewDotsonvideos3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's just hard to communicate in a title/thumbnail if the video is serious or not when I also make videos that actually give advice. Less people will watch if they think it's a serious video.
@youtubegaming32813 жыл бұрын
Your skits are awesome man
@alinoon25463 жыл бұрын
When he said 50 to 300 questions, I started screaming. On a quantum 1 exam wr had 75 questions on a 1 and a half hour exam! Etf is physics
@Drewbie_T3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the: walking around while the students take the exam, looking at a student solving a problem incorrectly, then letting out a discomforting sigh.
@alexsamag3 жыл бұрын
Another way ( at least it really worked for me) was if possible get exams from previous years and solve them as if you were doing the real exam as a practice run. If I had not been doing that I would probably still studying the degree in Physics.
@black1blade743 жыл бұрын
That is the exam meta for sure
@sirapplepine3 жыл бұрын
I literally had this exact thing happen to me. I learned Schrodinger's equation in QM and the lecturer was talking about eigen this and eigen that... I didn't learn about eigenstuff in mathematics until the week after our midterm test.
@ArtyfexRS3 жыл бұрын
Actually scary how true this is.
@adamgardner88933 жыл бұрын
Great video man
@GFJDean353 жыл бұрын
Hey Andrew, please make a video where you compute one (or more) of the integrals you use in your research step by step
@liefdeltora30883 жыл бұрын
I'm finally far along enough in my degree that these kinds of videos are equal parts hilarious and soul crushingly true
@greccoante87113 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with this guy.
@wikipediaboyful3 жыл бұрын
Andrew, your videos never disappoint
@uhkneerudh3 жыл бұрын
>Name of the college is University College Collegiate >Initials are YCC
@HerrProfDrGuenther3 жыл бұрын
totaly nailed it
@zachphillips45823 жыл бұрын
Pure gold
@alexcampbell37913 жыл бұрын
My E&M professor actually gave us a question on an exam where we had to apply the laplacian in spherical coordinates with r, theta, and phi dependence and expected us to know it from memory without giving us a heads up before the exam
@MrLethalShots3 жыл бұрын
I love you Andrew. You make gradschool bearable.
@aarondorf83012 жыл бұрын
Love this
@Jean-gf7ul3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the confusing entertainment and relatable school struggles since I'm not a physics major lol really good stuff! :)
@MrMentholSlim3 жыл бұрын
as a student who processes information best threw hearing stuff. i feel 2 ways about exams, on one hand, i love the format, on the other hand, i hate that i cant think outloud
@Ethan-wh1ng3 жыл бұрын
this is the best academic video I've ever seen
@stpeter12413 жыл бұрын
These are always so fun to watch, Thanks andrew. Fugacity my brothers, fugacity.
@1019jatin3 жыл бұрын
4:40 "I may provide you with F=ma but I expect you to remember laplacian for spherical coordinates."
@gabrielbelouche39543 жыл бұрын
My physics professor used IE Irodov Problems in General Physics Spanish translation for our online asigments.... in physics I at college those were tough problems i did solve most then i found some random vids in hindi about those problems that helped me out.
@bananaman-qj4nu3 жыл бұрын
That office hours one hit close to home. I emailed my math professor the other day asking some questions, telling him I couldn't attend his office hours because I had work at those times. In his reply, he said that we could meet that afternoon, at the same time his office hours are scheduled. The only difference is that his hours are Tuesday and Thursday, and his email was on Wednesday.
@prysrek88583 жыл бұрын
When on the hard exam is a funny meme in the end: 😓 😌 😓
@michaeloconnell35323 жыл бұрын
I seriously came to this video hoping for tips when taking physics exams.
@Astro_Rohan3 жыл бұрын
Andrew could you give some guidance on what to do if one doesn't get into PhD program? This cycle had been brutal for a lot of people (including me) and some guidance would be appreciated
@glass_parton3 жыл бұрын
This is possibly the funniest video you've made. I laughed out loud (aka cried) more than once
@tommysheehan21363 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just finished my third year undergrad finals and this hit a little too close to home
@nightlight31693 жыл бұрын
"That way they can put to the test what they're about to learn." This felt so true now I'm in my first year of college, where my chem mini-quiz #39 tests the material that mini-lecture #40 gave.
@TyranAmiros3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for some good Internet Physics Etiquette!
@physics3632 Жыл бұрын
I really love when professor add only 6 questions but there’s 20 parts to each question which requires you to use the answer from the previous part that way if your first answer is wrong half of your exam is also wrong
@TheRealShadowPvP3 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate it gave me chills thinking back to my physics exams haha
@edwardsanchez53503 жыл бұрын
At 4:41 holy crap... that brings back memories... I had to memorize the Laplacian in spherical coordinates.