"I'm never listening to my heart again." "But that's how you found me!" "No, that was my brain and my penis." Lmao Simon

That Loooo-ser Siiiiii-mon compilation with Simon's distressed screaming in the background is and will continue to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen

Everyone is smiling to you since Martina looks like an ice cream commercial with her hair, dress, accessories and tattoos all perfectly matching the pink background xD

This is the cutest couple on KZfaq IMO

I love this series. Its so nostalgic. Ive been a fan for a really long time under different accounts, but I've never commented. I just wanted to say that watching you guys I've always wanted a relationship similar to what you both have since I struggle with Lupus; I felt like I could only dream of meeting some one as understanding like you both are for each other. I was so shy when ever I got any attention from some one, and I would turn down dates to the point where I was called a prude. I felt like Martina, that it would be like tricking some one into being with me, since I know I don't look sick. Enter my Husband (stage left). The most persistant person I've ever met. He waited on me for a year since I was going through a major surgery and I'd need to do physical therapy for 6 months. He was there for me every step of the way. I couldn't imagine my life with out him. Why tell you all this? I feel like you both showed what a true healthy relationship could look like for myself- stick with each other, even when you want to bop ech other 😂. It gave me hope that I could be with some one who could accept me for me. Your videos touch more people's lives than you know. Thanks!

"Styrofoam and Jesus paper combined in one..." I am laughing so hard I hurt something because it's true. Hahahaha, you are the best, Simon!

I appreciate how much time you spend in editing. I can see how much you could streamline the process but you take the time to go back and revisit old moments, you add humor - it's very enjoyable.

remember when simon and martina played the korean games and martina lost them all? the donut, cookie, and ice cream challenge is all her revenge!!!! martina is an evil genius confirmed

"I think we've upset our vegan community on more than enough occasions" *THE SHADE*

I paused after “it’s time for” and immediately in my head heard “food adventure program for awesome people! - Battle Ice Cream Edition” and the subsequent nostalgic theme music- ah good ole F.A.P.F.A.P.

Martina is so beautifful!

Yall make us all half the world away happy. Of course passerbys are blessed with happiness by seeing you two cuties

It's time for Simon to break the curse with the BATTLE OF THE ICE CREAM!

Not today satan! I just love you guys and your rupaul's drag race references 😍

You guys are seriously relationship goals

Simon and Martina are looking better and better

I LOVE YOU SIMON AND MARTINA! Love this 'Battle of Foods' series. Please make more of these videos please

Aww thanks for taking pity on Simon and not depriving him of ice cream, I saw the title of this video and I was sure it was going to have to be changed to "adult man throws three 2-year-old tantrums over ice cream"

Alway always go for pistachio at any new ice cream place I visit 'cause an Italian vendor once told me that's how they check the quality of a place: since pistachios are really expensive they usually mix in other nuts such as almonds and add artificial pistachio aromas etc. Please if a pistachio flavor is BRIGHT GREEN, keep your hands off of it for goodness's sake!!! real pistachio gelato is more on the browner side, like, greenish-lightbrown. And its absolutely smooth and decadent, shouldn't be chunky at all.... well, sorry for blurting out unneeded knowledge, but ice cream is ma passion XD spread the love :D

Only into 2nd minutes of the video, all i want to say is WELCOME BACK. Love u both.

I can't get the song out of my head now 🎧🎵🎶Loo-ser Sii-mon🎵🎶🎧 😂😂😂😂 Oh, poor Simon what is Green Tea but not Matcha flavour? 😅😅😅 I'm so triggered with the label on the store,, curiosity to the max

you should do another "Battle-of-the" video with Japanese crepes!! I was always curious since they look really good from what I've seen in pictures :D (sorry if my spelling is wrong 😅)

I'm def the same as Martina... I won't let people order the same food as me because I'm so used to sharing it feels like wasted food if two people get the same plate and one doesn't finish

It's funny because I know that the funny part of the video is supposed to be the loser / winner situation. But, I feel so bad when either of you lose that I just can't help to be sad. But deep inside I believe that once you finish recording you just buy another one... and it comforts me. ahaha LOVE YOU GUYS

Lol when Simon said "top 10 anime betrayals" xD

The aesthetics of this video is so strong, I feel like I'm with y'all on the adventure

Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦 Now I've got to go get some ice cream

You look beautiful, Martina and I love your earrings. I think Simon is losing because he doesn’t have anything ice cream on him. Simon get some earrings buddy, I think your luck will change😂💖🍦#icecreamforsimon

🇨🇦 Happy Canada Day!!!!! 🇨🇦

As an OG nasty I am loving the Fapfap soundtrack in the background

Simon asking for the vegan ice cream looks like Obelix asking for the magic potion (for those who know Asterix 😅) 😂😂😂😂😂

Im sorry but after seeing the notification I can't help but immediately think of how Simon will lose this time 😂😂😂 *starts watching the video*

People are waving at you because you are so cute, your style matches the wall behind you !!! ^^ (there is this place where they do homemade lemon ice cream (not sorbet, ice cream) and it's my favorite flavor, I hope they are open today...)

Ice cream? You have may full attention! :D Martina, as usual, is on point! :) But Simon, damn boy! Looking good (in Fangurilla voice) hahahah On the serious note: Simon, your transformation give a little more hope to achieve mime. My only "problem": I have the same lazy soul as Mr. Meemers hahahahah I like the sign in the first shop: "green tea, but not maccha" hahahahaha

Rewatching old videos is just the best:) It gives me comfort in these strange times, makes me long for my home country even more but in a good way and it's just good entertainment! I miss you guys a lot, but that just means my happiness will be through the roof when you show your faces and stories again;) Stay safe

Yes my babies are back! Love you too. And I loooooove ice cream! Over here in Korea enjoying all my favorite ice creams.

Happy Canada Day! You guys are the cutest!

When you guys got lost, it reminded me of the time you guys tried to go to the coffee prince shop and got lost 😂😂

simon’s change of tone when martina said she’s gonna give him some is the cutest thingg and also when he opens his mouth for the ice cream!!

Ice cream... my kind of video

And Martina wins again.... that’s my prediction

I love how Martina is so giving with her ice cream and Simon is like nope, not today you get NOTHING xD

15:40 that smile tho, full of joy about Simon losing forever

every time martina wins a competition, a year is added to my lifespan. so basically thanks for the 10+ extra years martina 😉🍦🍒

Simon: I will never listen to my heart again Martina: But then how did you find me? Simon: That was my brain and my penis. IM ON THE FLOOR OMGGG

Martina is so generous with Simon. I know that if Simon won on the last round he wouldn't have shared. Simon you a lucky man!

Always great to see you two! I will miss your wonderful podcasts, but this is great! :)

/*Announcer Voice*/LET THE ICE CREAM GAMES BEGIN!!!🍦😍💕

"Martina lies and I order flavours I don't like" --> GOLDEN RULE OF A GREAT MARRIAGE. Right there. From the best couple on earth. BOOM! Btw I am *living* for the old school FAPFAP music! Aaah I'm super fond of that EYK era ♡♡♡

look i don't comment a lot but this video had me in stitches 😂 all the Anime Betrayals, the FAPFAP music coming back, Martina having a good time being cute and going into cute shops while Simon eats ice cream like an excited golden retriever wearing a tiny backpack, i love your constant wonder and amazement at the places you go to, you guys bring a smile to my face with every video lmao keep on being awesome!

So many nostalgic things in this video 😭😘 I love seeing the references to past videos and series', but I also like seeing growth in creators and content, and can't wait to see what you guy do next 💙💙💙

Peni- *DEMONOTISED*

Simon, you know this is karma from all the food you’ve stolen over the years XD

“It’s all ready begun!!!!!” Lol! Needed this joy in my life this morning! ❤️ you guys so much! I can’t help but smile and feel the love. Hugs from Los Angeles!

Lmfao Simon got way overconfident when he won the 2nd round. This video made me crack up, the audio editing was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼

Every time I see your video come up, I always feel so happy because I've been following you guys for so many years :')

Martina, that ending was 10 top anime betrayal fosho

Love these videos when you compare a bunch of places. This was so much fun to watch. And Martina looks so pretty! 😍

Can't describe my joy when I saw this video in the feed! Your battle videos are totally hilarious, amazing, inspiring ❤️

I swear Japan makes all of the good things in the world,AND MAKE IT BETTER :"(( soooo jealoussss

The background voice-over taunts for Simon kills me 🤣

Martina you blended seamlessly info the background of that first ice cream shop! Stunning

I gotta say I'm loving that you guys brought back old song and lines and overall format while keeping the great new things you've been doing~~~ it feels like a perfect mix for me

HAPPY CANADIAN DAY!!!

You make my bad day better ahhhhh love you!!!

After a rough night of pain, insomnia struggles, and waking up feeling grumpy and emotional, this video is exactly what I needed to help boost my mood.😊💗💖🌈

They all look delicious and Martina you were so generous sharing! Loved your outfit/hair. Cute as always.

don't @ me but Simon exudes BDE

Thanks for sharing the vegan options! Love your videos

I love watching you guys! The love is pure!

I half expected you guys to yell "FOOD ADVENTURE PROGRAM FOR AWESOME PEOPLE" Aaah so nostalgic

The vegan community is super happy 😊 ❤️❤️ more vegan places in japan 🇯🇵 🤗🎉

Love the Eddie Murphy reference about the ice cream song

These are my absolute favorite. Thank you guys

Simon getting an ice cream flavor Martina hates to avoid sharing is so meeeee 😂👏🏻

I just moved to Kichijoji today! Love your videos!

notification squad! lol ...Somehow Simon finds a way to lose even when he wins :hyperthink:

I'm so glad you guys uploaded. I've been having a horrible day and your video has brought a smile to my face (And is making me crave ice cream like crazy), so thank you.

Very aspect of your lives is my life goal. Your pets. Your relationship. Your food. Your house. Your tiny bench in your garden for the little bugs. EVERYTHING.

The bit at the end when it cuts 😂😂 we'll never know!!

I like your T-shirt. I lived in Kichijoji in the1960 when I lived in Japan. Had 1 daughter there too.

Couple goals. Love watching you two.

I''M IN LOVE WITH THEM. This episode is so refreshing, because basically ice cream is one of my favourite treats ever! I wolud visit all these ice cream place once i go there to tokyo.

Simon thought he had a good idea. He should have known with his win %. Should have just said "Martina you can have ice cream at the next shop, I won't have any".

Hi Simon and Martina I love your Battle of the foods videos, sorry Simon that you lose most of the time video is great an now I need some icecream 🍦🍨🍧

Martina matching with that red/white wall is everything ❤️

i miss this kind of episode, make more of like this puhleaseeeee hihihih love you simon and martine

Loserrrrrr Siiiimmmooonnnn hahaha! Loved this. I'm off for some ice cream now ;)

And off camera, Martina let Simon buy that Vegan salted caramel pistachio ice cream.

You both are glowing and are looking so vibrant & happy! 😊🙌❤️

EASILY in the top 3 channels on KZfaq imo. Every single video you guys make is so fun to watch!

Nooooooooooo, what IS the most important information?!? now, I will wonder all day! LOL. Love the Battle of the Food series! (probably because Simon lose so many times haha (sorry Simon!)). Yesterday, I needed some happy video and looked at the Battle of the Flavored Water". WOW, that was EPIC!!! Have a great summer you beautiful people! love you guys!

OK this by far is my favorite video.

Couple goals!! I just adore these two awesome humans! ❤️

The both of you really made my morning with this video I'm so glad that you uploaded it .

Your dress matches the background that's pretty cool. I just ate chocolate turtles with caramel for breakfast so I feel ya stay cool

“We worked up quite a storm getting over here”... mmkay. Lol

Your relationship is so pure I love it

i just want to say a big thank you to you two for making me laugh while watching any video of yours. I'm going through a really stressful stage of my studies so I always come to your channel to put a smile on my face. You guys have no idea how much you inspire me to be happy every day and any day despite having problems that can easily bring the mood down. So overall, a big THANK YOU and LOVE YOU for just being yourselves

I love these Battles! By the way, your lipstick is on point Martina, I mean it always is but on this video it seems so summer! LOOSSEERR SIMON hAHA