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@DotboT38123 жыл бұрын
imagine stopping for a boat and then a crane comes down and says *"no"*
@bene21323 жыл бұрын
ben bowlby underrated comment
@parz1733 жыл бұрын
imagine stopping for a pedestrian than a vehicular manslaughter charge comes down and says "no"
@parz1733 жыл бұрын
wait i fucked this up somehow
@Anterr_3 жыл бұрын
@@parz173 congratulations you played yourself
@lincolnehret3 жыл бұрын
*n o*
@mobilevadr68573 жыл бұрын
This is why bridge builders aren't given an unlimited amount of funds.
@liam.283 жыл бұрын
i can feel a woooosh coming
@AR-kj1vz3 жыл бұрын
New York and LA bridge traffic would be more
@naber_official3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@scotty37393 жыл бұрын
DAVA ́S GAMING reddit sucks
@definitelynotagenocider52043 жыл бұрын
@@scotty3739 It does and that's why people love it
@Nexusisko3 жыл бұрын
Mayor: Where did all the city money go? Bridge designers:
@tofferooni49723 жыл бұрын
"You guys need a raise" -The Mayor
@martysh12263 жыл бұрын
the best part is that the bridge is only one use.
@Aliensrock3 жыл бұрын
You could probably shave that enough to get top 1% Seriously though, nice job!
@kevinkeenan49633 жыл бұрын
U should do a series where u insanely over engineer bridges
@AylaTheQueenIdk3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see that tho tbh
@JorjiCostava3 жыл бұрын
Sausage Egg McMuffin
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god thank you so much
@nakiri__3 жыл бұрын
Absolute legend
@joev48644 жыл бұрын
Bruh, imagine spending hours of time and over $130,000 just to keep a van from stopping for ten seconds. What an absolute chad.
@ReidCaptain4 жыл бұрын
It wasted my time; I needed revenge.
@ender4803 жыл бұрын
I like what you consider "revenge" 🤣
@rainloli253 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain You wasted your own time so the van won't waste your time.
@Wountie3 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain 69th like
@voidpickle56843 жыл бұрын
@Reid Captain so you ran out of ideas.
@Mini1burger3 жыл бұрын
All of this, and he could’ve just made a spring cannon
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
We need claw
@TlalocTemporal3 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain -- The Claw chooses who will stay and who will go!
@dominicmckeon96333 жыл бұрын
@@TlalocTemporal The claaaaaaw
@tntmage53033 жыл бұрын
@@dominicmckeon9633 I have been chosen
@htoo30793 жыл бұрын
@@tntmage5303 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@_Cheko_3 жыл бұрын
they should have a leaderboard with who finished the level quickest, so these designs can actually have a purpose
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
This wouldn't even be the fastest sadly; spring cannons are stupid fast.
@-metroro-3 жыл бұрын
Reid Captain springless%
@philiphunt-bull58173 жыл бұрын
@@-metroro- this bridge uses springs.
@-metroro-3 жыл бұрын
Philip Hunt-Bull cannonless%
@PennDraken3 жыл бұрын
I think also a leaderboard for lowest amount of stress but still under budget could be interesting.
@ArglinPB3 жыл бұрын
I see someone else is also overengineering random levels. ;)
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
You've deeply inspired me!
@turnsout6893 жыл бұрын
Like a week ago i tried searching stuff akin to overengineered poly bridge and found nothing. Im glad these channels are popping up and i hope the will of the algorithm is in favour
@tfk_0013 жыл бұрын
Eyyyy glad to see you here I'm legit subbed to you Edit: aliensrock also commented here subbed to them as well
@sesemuller40863 жыл бұрын
Use a catapult ;)
@Leo_0773 жыл бұрын
It's not overengineering It's being inpatient
@mikkokormann68144 жыл бұрын
Tbh, there should be a speedrun category, where you have premade bridges for all levels. The only goal would be to complete the levels as fast as possible.
@ReidCaptain4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a lot of fun actually. I don't know if I'll do the full game, but maybe I'll try a few levels. Unfortunately, I think a lot of levels can be beat with spring cannons (compressed springs that expand once the level starts to launch the cars at mach 7) which makes a lot of levels trivial.
@Not_Pie3 жыл бұрын
It's odd that Individual Level isn't that. You have to actually build the bridge as fast as possible.
@certifiedpossum86553 жыл бұрын
Do i sense a mega spring cannon
@tylerorr38513 жыл бұрын
i'd be interesting to see a poly bridge campaign done as fast as possible, still with the budget and materials restrictions still on though, but with the same idea of the pre-made bridges for all the levels.
@Not_Pie3 жыл бұрын
@@certifiedpossum8655 yes, that's the general idea.
@conqu3red5454 жыл бұрын
ha ha now do that in budget
@ReidCaptain4 жыл бұрын
I don't think I could do it with a claw mechanism but maybe if I move the road underneath the van hahaha
@trickygamer5553 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain hey, you could make a challenge out of that. complete the level before the boat leaves the visible area but after it enters the game.
@ethan9443 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain you could make a conveyor belt type thing
@spookuhh3 жыл бұрын
Mad lad
@kipkip8543 жыл бұрын
It is in budget. It's unlimited.
@axelgalloway42943 жыл бұрын
I did it with 45000 dollars just by making a sledgehammer that slams into the van's rear when it stops
@idontevencarejustputsometh43753 жыл бұрын
Lol imagine waiting for a boat to cross and seeing a big ass sledgehammer in the rear view
@jurnikar3 жыл бұрын
Ima do that
@Anonymous-Chain3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine now: “Honey, why is there a giant hammer behind us?” “I don’t know.” “Oh, whatever. The boat is almost crossed.” “Uhhh.. dear?” “?” “The hammer is moving towards us.” “Oh no.”
@anxietychild81593 жыл бұрын
Oh, the title of the level was wrong. It is supposed to be "N' Go", rather than "Stop N' Go"
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
Go N' Go
@crameep3 жыл бұрын
?????
@thescreemregular51683 жыл бұрын
G o
@lazenby57933 жыл бұрын
Stop sign: Stop Random crane/grabby hook thingy: N O
@sidoaxyxjfruvfsidahmed1783 жыл бұрын
اقباغاتاتتبب!!😰👎👎
@elcarpo73 жыл бұрын
This came into reccomended after watching aliensrock and I don't regret clicking it
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
I love Aliensrock's content!
@braidenlim53853 жыл бұрын
same
@nickbumblebee77473 жыл бұрын
Apparently he likes yours as well since he commented
@nickvandermolen43323 жыл бұрын
Edgar Salvador Same
@alexartene68133 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pyromaniac0000003 жыл бұрын
This should be one of the title screen bridges
@ExplorationOnMars3 жыл бұрын
The failed attempts with the claw is like me playing the crane game at the arcade
@tofferooni49723 жыл бұрын
It's a scam
@Nck07123 жыл бұрын
@@tofferooni4972 Once I won in one of those games but I take too many coins and I only win 3 stuffed animals in exchange for about 11 coins
@soup53443 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're driving down the road, the bridge ahead falls into the water and your car just gets lifted by a giant claw and brought to the other side.
@williamcraig63773 жыл бұрын
A designer knows he has reached perfection, not when he has nothing left to add, but when he has nothing left to take away.
@DragoNate3 жыл бұрын
"horribly impatient" *spends 3 hours building a crane to save 4 seconds of wait time.
@zuika18053 жыл бұрын
Sounds like what programmers do to me
@DragoNate3 жыл бұрын
@@zuika1805 well, it's a little more than just that but sure :p
@proredfly94102 жыл бұрын
simpleflips playing ROMhacks
@user_hat3 жыл бұрын
What if You wanted to wait for boat But Crane said: *"no"*
@ZobieDjinn3 жыл бұрын
lol there’s the same comment but worded differently
@alberttreagust32723 жыл бұрын
RC:*trys to be impatient* also RC: *ends up sitting there for like 4 days to complete one level*
@Memeathon_Dev3 жыл бұрын
dragonknight 101 stonks
@mathlegendno123 жыл бұрын
No no no, it’s not a diamond hydraulic, “It’s a hydraulic muscle muscle”
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@gevitar043 жыл бұрын
*YES*
@tntcake63273 жыл бұрын
Hey dawg i heard you liked getting ripped, so i put muscles on your muscles
@trashmammal92033 жыл бұрын
@dani9462 dani9462 *flexes eyeballs*
@scruffy_mufflecontearge83174 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna have to have you post more of these, mate.
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
:O Sorry, sir. Will get right on that! (Monday)
@darkholdwizerd3 жыл бұрын
Timme
@Pizzachu08193 жыл бұрын
Do I sense Aussie in that comment
@aleksandersowikry72203 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmmmmmm
@guardiangames69253 жыл бұрын
"Fine ill do it myself" taken to a whole nother level
@davidbrito81763 жыл бұрын
Being impatient because the van stops for like 5 seconds, but being patient for making this incredible mechanism. Loved it.
@pinaz9933 жыл бұрын
The kids in that van just wanted to say bye to Grandma one more time, but no! You had to run it for them.
@lintycarcass4 жыл бұрын
I randomly got this recommended, honestly great design and funny idea. keep it up!
@ReidCaptain4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@andrewsemenenko88263 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain I like ur style) so that's a subscribe)
@newo-bi1iq3 жыл бұрын
Contractor: “...that’s not in our budget” Reid: “CRANE”
@PotatoSofi3 жыл бұрын
"I cant wait 5 seconds, so I'll spend 10h making a stupid bridge" is the polybridge equivalent of 30 sec ad that you can skip after 5 sec VS 5 sec ads.
@WereWolfNights3 жыл бұрын
Van: The Claaaawww. Claw is our master, claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
@ruanulisses66503 жыл бұрын
"ok i will wait this boat" BIG CLAW HAS AWOKEN
@cerberus69963 жыл бұрын
"Did you just take 5 hours to finish a 5 minutes level?" Haha, hidraulic arm goes brrrr
@PiscotV3 жыл бұрын
When you are so impatient, instead of waiting for 5 seconds, you spend hours on overcomplicated design. Are you a programmer? :-)
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
Actually, I do program, and I do make overcomplicated solutions lol
@bluespellmaster85923 жыл бұрын
PiscotV he has a series on creating a game in an online graphing calculator. Even if it isn’t his profession he is a programmer after that
@PiscotV3 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain @Bluespellmaster8 Just to clarify - It was meant as a joke about that programming cliche (which is actually kind of true) :-D ;-)
@monad_tcp2 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain Overcomplicated solutions ? can I hire you ? I have overcomplicated problems here in need of overcomplicated solutions. but all I can find is JS monkeys...
@RealCivilEngineerGaming3 жыл бұрын
This is really cool, and that's coming from a professional! 😅 Good work though, I need to learn how to do more cool stuff like this!
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
I'm only a professional teenager, it really means a lot that real engineers like my stuff! Thanks for commenting!
@nicholasstamford67023 жыл бұрын
Are you a real civil engineer?
@cedrick253 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasstamford6702 my man out here asking the *real* questions
@jblen3 жыл бұрын
This is really entertaining. It's explained in a way that makes me - someone who has never considered being an architect ever - understand everything, but then I look back at the bridge and it's crazy how you made a crane with the limitation of all hydraulics working simultaneously, in a game where things can and do collapse under their own strain, and it's able to lift a minivan.
@guineapigtyler3 жыл бұрын
This man created a claw machine in poly bridge 2. This shouldnt be possible
@merzarino3 жыл бұрын
“So we need a bridge to cross the river” Engineer: Build robot arm to grab cars.
@3tushka4 жыл бұрын
I don't know you are a madman or a genius...
@mikeolson70113 жыл бұрын
No genius has ever existed without also a hint of Madness.
@zakwithnoc3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@birisuandrei28663 жыл бұрын
This should be a Challenge in the game, called "Don't stop and go" and you gotta make the lazy van driver go or he won't go to the goal
@MrPuzzleCodes3 жыл бұрын
Reid: *"being horriblr inpatient in poly bridge 2"* Also Reid: *spends hours overengineering a bridge*
@nebulous92803 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a Polybridge Speedrun at GDQ involving a ton of Impatient Bridge designs. That'd be funny.
@Terminal_Lumbago3 жыл бұрын
That thing looks like the one smart kid in classes Eiffel Tower made out of Popsicle sticks
@gavart45093 жыл бұрын
“It’s a waste of his time and of my time” *spends 4 hours building a bridge to save 6 seconds*
@Xendruis3 жыл бұрын
Governor: How much budget do you need? Engineer: Yes
@william_folk3 жыл бұрын
This video is just so kind and cozy, with all that peaceful music and hours spent for simple hand of help, just love it.
@Nashpotato-pb2up3 жыл бұрын
The title should be “I got annoyed of a van stopping when he has a lot of time to cross so I spends hours to fix it with unlimited money so it goes faster”
@9rodgerbacon93 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Spending all Day on a Basic game and making it a Rocket Science game
@datemasamune21063 жыл бұрын
This is the very manifestation of "being extra" and it's fucking frightening, I love it.
@liahmmessinger37533 жыл бұрын
All this for like 10 seconds of actual use. Thats insane. Love the video thank you for taking your time to do this.
@misamisamisamisa3 жыл бұрын
Earlier: "That's wasting my time." Many many hours later: "Now it's not time consuming at all."
You have to keep doing similar videos dude! That was really fun to watch:D keep it up
@fable43993 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I've seen by you and now I will be coming back for more!
@MiloWildfire3 жыл бұрын
"So, you made a bridge that saves 5 seconds just in this specific situation, right? What did it cost?" "Everything"
@user-qf6ud5pl3d3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the Eiffel Tower was built for this purpose.
@user-qf6ud5pl3d3 жыл бұрын
@SEN LONG ZHAO the whole world disintegrate*. never thought of stumbling to josh's fan xD
@georgeh.46453 жыл бұрын
Underrated KZfaq channel, this is an awesome build in bridge constructor of all things
@suchi90323 жыл бұрын
Really like the idea of these videos and how it solves a simple (non-existent) problem with an overly complex use of machinery.
@reepp91453 жыл бұрын
teacher: The homework is easy The homework:
@conqu3red5454 жыл бұрын
Nice video!
@S-396-Shark3 жыл бұрын
From simple to ultra super mega too complex crane Bridge thing and all of that for a van that just wait for a boat to pass by under the bridge. Amazing video dude, well done indeed and hilarious AF xD
@McSquishMe3 жыл бұрын
Being insanely patient to be insanely IMpatient. Love these types of videos, and yours is no exception.
@ArchAngelDracul13 жыл бұрын
How do you not have more subs? This stuff is mad interesting. I am definitely gonna stick around for more
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I have so many but I'm very happy I do!
@krisn40063 жыл бұрын
"HEY IM HERE NOW, LET ME GO"
@leyrua3 жыл бұрын
_Legend has it that the family in that van is still hanging in there, even today..._
@lucasceleste47433 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why this is in my reccommended, but I have no regrets from watching and subbing
@raven752573 жыл бұрын
"Being horribly impatient in Poly Bridge 2" Spends hours just to save 5 seconds
@nebularoamer43343 жыл бұрын
But it could be a WR
@DKlee8283 жыл бұрын
The premise of this video was so pointless. *Still watched all 9 minutes and 47 seconds of it*
@PhilipHubbe3 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is the type of poly bridge speed run I like to see
@Gunnar1203 жыл бұрын
I'm new to your channel but PLEASE make more of these "speed run" videos. They're absolutely beautiful.
@c2h6-e3 жыл бұрын
"horribly impatient" spends hours on making a design that makes it a tiny bit faster
@milosz71263 жыл бұрын
"Just wasting my time" Then made mechanism that took like 10 hours
@Vuskenicht3 жыл бұрын
New to the channel but enjoying the videos. These are exactly what I’m looking for in poly bridge. I’m so sick of seeing dangling roads and predictable designs. I absolutely love these weird challenges with no reason to do them besides “it sounded fun”
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
Top 1 was fun until everything was the same 3 solutions :/ I'd rather do this stuff!
@fuimhappy3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is how if the claw doesn't grab the van, it all falls. It's like one person bringing down the class average
@jkae47953 жыл бұрын
This is amazingly cool, this deserves all the traction it got :)
@pigles13 жыл бұрын
I love this, super interesting to watch, keep doing this
@eatticks36093 жыл бұрын
nice job on the quick growth! Yesterday you had 500 subs and now you have 1.43k subs
@ethandadua98063 жыл бұрын
The editing takes more time than the bus waiting for the boat to pass
@iris7662 жыл бұрын
I would argue that not only is this design really pretty, it's also cool as heck
@kayson9713 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I randomly stumbled upon this channel
@PumpkinSpiceCat3 жыл бұрын
I see why this is in my recomended, its worth it, I'm subscribing 😊
@iangraham67303 жыл бұрын
Great video 👌 I am currently building my own 2D version of poly bridge (as a unity learning exercise) but I am at the stage where I find myself playing the game more than finishing the build 😅 this bridge building stuff is addictive 😁
@ze_tro18683 жыл бұрын
This video is how teachers want you to answer a easy question
@ster40623 жыл бұрын
this is the type of guy you want to be in your group for a class project
@sam-uf9wd3 жыл бұрын
Just such a nice video. You got yourself a new sub
@secbingus67463 жыл бұрын
Man cant wait for a meal so became a manager of the restaurant
@RokkuGmW3 жыл бұрын
Reid: making this big brain bridge for fun Me: can’t tell the difference between red and black wires
@sloan98693 жыл бұрын
Hey man, great stuff 👍 Hope to see more in the future!!
@dirtydan97853 жыл бұрын
This is like if you took too long to get going on a green light and somebody behind you gots out of their car and started building a tow truck. I love it.
@SridTech3 жыл бұрын
If this guy was a civil engineer, then hands down everyone will go for a free roller coaster ride.
@AwesomeZpyGamer3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Being horribly impatient, probably spending multiple hours building the bridge. Absolutely loved it.
@Random-fx2qc3 жыл бұрын
Reid, built a claw that carries the van to it destination before taking it back to the middle of the bridge and ultimately letting the claw unopen and let the van crash and sink to the bottom of the river. Hi Reid, I just started watching your videos, they are great!
@oldrust61873 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of work for a very simple problem. Liked and subscribbed.
@PolishFLEX3 жыл бұрын
WTFFFF How u have 7k subs JUST WTF Those videos are the best to watch and eat
@arigatiu3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The engineer trying to upgrade the muffin machine so that the muffins can get in a box faster:
@whacker92653 жыл бұрын
"It didn't look natural to me" *pans out to see the monstrous floppy shoelace he's created.
@erdiejamesaquino82463 жыл бұрын
Him: being horribly impatient Also him: makes a crane
@theholybucketemperor60183 жыл бұрын
This is like speedrunning a game. You spend so much time in a game trying to spend less time
@ReidCaptain3 жыл бұрын
Good analogy, makes sense.
@Cyannosus3 жыл бұрын
"Waiting wastes my time" *Proceeds to waste time just to build a crane*
@itsbradmin34233 жыл бұрын
An amazing solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. I love it
@lobsylobs3 жыл бұрын
not sure why i'm watching this while doing biology homework but i like this a lot
@carltonleboss3 жыл бұрын
Typical engineer, I love it when they overthink the problem. Fantastic video btw!