Being Liberal Isn't Fun | Andy Haynes | Stand Up Comedy

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Andy Haynes is a standup and writer based in New York City. He has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, and HBO. He has performed at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as the SXSW, Moontower, New York Comedy and Sketchfest festivals. He’s a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York, the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, and Top Secret in London.
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Andy Haynes
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Director: Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Consulting Producer: Jay Bode
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Grip: Tommy Anderson
Cam Operators:
Tommy Anderson
Jon Austin
Lauren Doyle
Nate Elegino
Adrian Gutierrez
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Color Correction: Mark I. Davis
Sound Recording: Guillermo Areizaga
Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
Production Assistants:
Maggie Rosenberg
Greyson Hines
Photographer: Kari Austin (@karijcreativeco)
Special thanks to our generous hosts, FemX Quarters in San Diego, CA
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@DontTellComedy
@DontTellComedy Жыл бұрын
Andy's IG is @imandyhaynes. Make sure to follow him on Instagram to see where he's performing next!
@AimForTheBushes908
@AimForTheBushes908 Жыл бұрын
I'd follow him but i ain't gay.
@nonsequitor
@nonsequitor 11 ай бұрын
​@@AimForTheBushes908 me too only I drowned 😢
@stellarcloakman4094
@stellarcloakman4094 11 ай бұрын
for a conservative maybe
@itookallthenames
@itookallthenames 11 ай бұрын
I Mandy Haynes?! its the WOKE TRANS AGENDA
@iheartwheelies
@iheartwheelies 11 ай бұрын
I love Mandy Haynes
@NeonKue
@NeonKue Жыл бұрын
I’m a conservative and found him funny. Actually got a couple chuckles outta me but I ain’t gay.
@wodidos
@wodidos Жыл бұрын
It’s cool even if you are, don’t be scared to be yourself buddy.
@globaladdict
@globaladdict Жыл бұрын
The thing is, us conservitards and libtards can generally get along. Things have just gotten way out of hand. If we could just dial it all back a bit, I think we could all drink beers and hang out again. I'd rather shoot some hogs and eat ribs than that vegan bullshit. I'm not vegan lol
@zyrosqrd2552
@zyrosqrd2552 Жыл бұрын
Sorry I was so rough with you when you were bent over, but you can try again with someone more gentle and switch back to your gaydays, sweets.
@bambivv
@bambivv Жыл бұрын
@@zyrosqrd2552 😟 are you good
@The-Devils-Advocate
@The-Devils-Advocate Жыл бұрын
@@bambivvhe’s just doing a little trolling
@TheEnigmo
@TheEnigmo Жыл бұрын
The way he embraced subtly shitting on himself and then turning that into comedy is a superpower, this dude is fantastic
@IndepenisDay
@IndepenisDay Жыл бұрын
Ya, self deprecation is important in good comedy
@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842
@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 11 ай бұрын
@Bigheartoneggshells yes conservatives are known for the art of self deprecation …oh wait
@graysonjd5624
@graysonjd5624 11 ай бұрын
@@TinfoilAnus Liberals are centrist, not left.
@deeayeveeeyees
@deeayeveeeyees 10 ай бұрын
i mean,isnt that what literally every comedian does? he is good though
@MrGoofyPup
@MrGoofyPup 9 ай бұрын
​@@deeayeveeeyeesIt should be, along with punching up and speaking truth to power. And then you have some bullies masquerading as comedians where they point and laugh at others, punch down, and expect you to buy into the idea that it is comedy. Ricky Gervais comes to mind.
@vianeyboruel504
@vianeyboruel504 Жыл бұрын
That speaking Spanish joke had like 4 levels to it. Love this guy
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough 9 ай бұрын
Right? That was like _For Whom The Bell Tolls,_ but in joke form (that was a really smart joke and now I'm sad nobody is ever going to see it and I'm definitely too drunk to remember it)
@kylejohnson6775
@kylejohnson6775 5 ай бұрын
Top shelf, had me laughing harder than I have in a long time
@louiearmstrong
@louiearmstrong 4 ай бұрын
I think "somos de Yemen" every time I go to the convenience store
@cocokombucha2408
@cocokombucha2408 2 ай бұрын
Wait do you mind explaining? I only got to naranjas on my Duolingo
@litawi7869
@litawi7869 Ай бұрын
That one got a loud laugh outta me!😂😂
@JamenLS
@JamenLS Жыл бұрын
I've lived in Seattle for 6 years and this is the 1st person from there that has made a funny joke
@jaimesolis8362
@jaimesolis8362 8 ай бұрын
Lmao.
@SleepyPaul
@SleepyPaul 7 ай бұрын
Comedy clubs in Seattle are sad as hell
@myflatlineconstruct
@myflatlineconstruct 7 ай бұрын
Vegas transplant to Seattle . Concur , no funny here.
@UnkleBen
@UnkleBen 3 ай бұрын
diferent opinion, 1st *white guy maybe... after two seperate stints totalin 17yrs i never met a funny white guy, plenty of funny asian, am & lgbtq comedians tho
@CurrentlyObsessively
@CurrentlyObsessively 3 ай бұрын
People are generally funny when you arent conditioned to actively hate them for their skin color.
@mr.holliday9456
@mr.holliday9456 Жыл бұрын
Dude was shockingly hilarious
@Young_Savage_904
@Young_Savage_904 Жыл бұрын
Yeah man, it was great!💯 I wasn't expecting this
@mushroom6707
@mushroom6707 Жыл бұрын
How is it shocking?
@6darren6
@6darren6 Жыл бұрын
It’s almost like he’s a comedian
@mr.holliday9456
@mr.holliday9456 Жыл бұрын
@@mushroom6707 his sense of humor didn't match his appearance,I like surprises.
@Itsant33
@Itsant33 Жыл бұрын
​@@mr.holliday9456 he's been doing comedy for years. He does some self deprecating humor but also misdirectional and anecdotal. Look up his other stuff
@ighoomang8499
@ighoomang8499 Жыл бұрын
That Christian quater back joke was great 😂
@schamgardilungani-dilu4430
@schamgardilungani-dilu4430 Жыл бұрын
i know right lol
@soundrightmusic
@soundrightmusic Жыл бұрын
Was gold
@ighoomang8499
@ighoomang8499 11 ай бұрын
@@marzupalami it doesn't matter to me.
@fatmn
@fatmn 9 ай бұрын
It made me realize he looks like Joe Flacco lol
@yelsu3358
@yelsu3358 9 ай бұрын
​@@marzupalamishutup
@anavalera9921
@anavalera9921 Жыл бұрын
"Lets trade her out with some hungry young Peruvian dentist" HAHAHAHA I loved it.
@AnnaBananana93
@AnnaBananana93 4 ай бұрын
Lol 😂
@alireid5874
@alireid5874 4 ай бұрын
My dad woke us up to watch meteor showers and kissed us on the lips until we refused 😂 Secure attachment is real. Love you, Dad!
@hueginvieny7959
@hueginvieny7959 9 күн бұрын
So it's 4 months in the future now, and libreals will tell you that supporting your, kid, and showing affection by caring for your kids is wrong. If your parent showed up to every school or sport event, they inflicted mental harm by giving you anxiety to perform. It's crazy how far libreals go even in 4 months
@GlizzieMcGuire
@GlizzieMcGuire Жыл бұрын
He looks like Matthew Mcconaughey and Woody Harrelson combined
@andyshroom5452
@andyshroom5452 Жыл бұрын
Moody MCcorrelson
@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604
@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 Жыл бұрын
Ironic that you say this because Matthew just came and said he thinks that him and Woody might be brothers....
@Rebe8d89AH
@Rebe8d89AH Жыл бұрын
It's his cadence as well lol
@josephirizarry5195
@josephirizarry5195 Жыл бұрын
More like Woody Sterile Son
@chrisdalton5646
@chrisdalton5646 Жыл бұрын
Nat Faxon with better teeth. (Apologies, Nat. You're a good actor and the rest of your face is handsome.)
@i-love-comountains3850
@i-love-comountains3850 Жыл бұрын
"I did a 23&Me, they sent me back a blank sheet of paper." Haven't laughed that hard in a while lol
@DVD927
@DVD927 Жыл бұрын
23andme told me I’m a hoarder
@outdoorloser4340
@outdoorloser4340 8 ай бұрын
It's funny because white people have so much recorded culture 😅 Omg I'm dying 😅
@batcird
@batcird 7 ай бұрын
"Somos de Yemen" hahahaha that killed me!
@mrmaggoo35
@mrmaggoo35 11 ай бұрын
ARCH Conservative here and this was brilliant! From outfit to delivery .... And the writing???? A+++
@SoundslikeLogic
@SoundslikeLogic Жыл бұрын
"I wasn't gonna celebrate but now I am", such a good line.
@parkerburgio
@parkerburgio Жыл бұрын
no fr tho, the way he went from that global warming joke and chose a date which worked for that but also mlk day and shows that conservatives don’t care abt global warming or racial history… genius
@stsk7
@stsk7 11 ай бұрын
@@parkerburgio funny though stereotypical
@captain_malaria
@captain_malaria 10 ай бұрын
​​@@parkerburgio"conservatives don't care about... racial history." Truly a well constructed worldview you got there. I'm sure your wife's boyfriend is very proud of you.
@ArgueWithTheMajority
@ArgueWithTheMajority 10 ай бұрын
​@@captain_malariaAre you fighting conservative stereotypes by implying "we actually care greatly about the crimes committed in the name of racism, their history and the history of different ethnic groups" or are you implying "we care greatly about keeping our white race pure, so of course we care about racial history"? Something in between maybe?
@friedrice207
@friedrice207 10 ай бұрын
@@captain_malaria i like how you didn't refute their point
@pickles432noname6
@pickles432noname6 Жыл бұрын
I would totally get my kids up at 3:00 am to watch a meteor shower 😂
@acidrat420
@acidrat420 Жыл бұрын
dont forget to kiss them on the mouth afterwards lol
@NightMystique13
@NightMystique13 Жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@djoh615893
@djoh615893 11 ай бұрын
😂 I would absolutely wake up the kids for a meteor shower, or Northern Lights, or an interesting moon if I’m also awake, which I usually am not. I’ll catch it on the news feed but if I really want to annoy them we are going outside and looking at constellations and I’m going to try to describe the points of interest in vague language
@MtHermit
@MtHermit 11 ай бұрын
Aww shit. Sorry about the little pussies 😂
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough 9 ай бұрын
no plz do that, that's a good memory dawg
@SuperSetCA
@SuperSetCA Жыл бұрын
Thank you to the KZfaq algorithm for recommending this guy. Killed it!
@donguapo7862
@donguapo7862 Жыл бұрын
The pause on the "I swear to God..........." was perfect timing I was cracking up 🤣🤣🤣
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
"MMA-style lovemaking" did not get nearly the juice it deserved. Best line in the set, great balance between the two.
@thinkbeforeyoutype7106
@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 9 ай бұрын
Exactly
@thomaskennedy-sf7wd
@thomaskennedy-sf7wd 5 ай бұрын
It is a culture shock to date someone younger than you.
@mzalenski1
@mzalenski1 Жыл бұрын
Making political jokes that everyone can laugh at is hard these days. Dude has real talent.
@Yvaelle
@Yvaelle Жыл бұрын
Conservatives can laugh at Progressives. Progressives can laugh at Progressives. Progressives can laugh at Conservatives.
@presentfuture7563
@presentfuture7563 Жыл бұрын
@@Yvaelle Well done, haha
@sandshark2
@sandshark2 Жыл бұрын
@Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs trust me, you become a progressive by talking to conservatives in real life. Ive never seen a conservative be able to joke about himself, always pulling a “no true scotsman” fallacy instead. Most of your conspiracy theories are leftist ones too. 9/11 was , the feds too, and jan 6th is just proof of the extent to which conservatives defend themselves.
@ASMCourtney
@ASMCourtney Жыл бұрын
​@Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs to be fair, we are all fundamentally the same and all trying to get through life, we are being manipulated by media and the echo chambers that social media creates. I do think that the current definition of progressive, in most ways is the best way for humanity to move, lifting up the lives of the struggling, and using social programs to maintain a standard of living for as many people as possible. But that view is nieve, it is immensely more complicated than that, so I try to influence my community to lift each other up and push for a mentality of humans trying to be better... When we get home or are out with friends we all do the same shit, be funny, and talk shit about our lives. But the conservative leadership are a bunch of window lickers, so liberal I am and will stay.
@ASMCourtney
@ASMCourtney Жыл бұрын
​@Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs also, I just can't help but know that conspiracies are possible, but infinitely unlikely, so I don't really care if they are true, I still have to live my life, and I don't get any value out of considering them as reality. If I suddenly knew 9/11 was done by our government... What, they're shitty, like they've always been, they're a bunch of humans, of yous and mes, they panic and hide shit, and make deals, and are sick of their lives, and scared, and happy. So we work on making the systems that support us and lift our society to health are strong. We lie to each other I guess I'm saying, I'm sure many things about our society are a lie, but we are a.bunch of apes trying to figure out how to maintain a planet, it's going to take time, but it doesn't mean I don't have to live in my reality, my life, where I spend time with the people I love, and enjoy the sun, and wake up and enjoy being here, to love it because we are here for so short a stay. I love you, and I hope you can find strength in yourself, be stoic, and stand tall for yourself, find a place in this crazy society, have fun, live a life, and then die, with all of us, and leave a mark. Find happiness in the ordinary, there doesn't have to be a plot, life is incredibly interesting
@rachels1957
@rachels1957 11 ай бұрын
“And for dessert, we’re gonna thank the moon” I cackled 😂
@Cantbearsed447
@Cantbearsed447 Ай бұрын
Hello beautiful
@unemployedgringo
@unemployedgringo Жыл бұрын
As a conservative with a motorboat, this made me laugh
@Aetriex
@Aetriex 11 ай бұрын
As a liberal with a kayak, this made me laugh too
@somalicious3569
@somalicious3569 11 ай бұрын
As an independent, I drowned.
@bemydinosaur13
@bemydinosaur13 11 ай бұрын
As a liberal who is married to a conservative with a wakeboard boat, he’s 100% right and hilarious
@thinkbeforeyoutype7106
@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 9 ай бұрын
As an immigrant refugee, I got traded with an American with his jokes.
@DitkoBit-in3lh
@DitkoBit-in3lh 9 ай бұрын
As a native, I think my joke got stolen
@ashleyrowland2123
@ashleyrowland2123 Жыл бұрын
He deserves a bloody Netflix special more than most of the comedians on there
@tammiepage6489
@tammiepage6489 Жыл бұрын
That depends on your opinion I mean at the other day lotta comedians work the ass off to do that that’s not that easy and everybody has different idea but they think it’s funny, so yeah, there are comedians that have Netflix specials that deserve it to so you can’t sit there say a lot of opinion I’m sure you have your opinion that’s fine something wrong with that but others who have their opinions to
@freddywash
@freddywash Жыл бұрын
@@tammiepage6489what in the world
@ATruncale
@ATruncale Жыл бұрын
@@tammiepage6489 Punctuation?
@harrisonclifford3711
@harrisonclifford3711 Жыл бұрын
@@ATruncalenot even punctuation would save her
@nixchelle
@nixchelle Жыл бұрын
He can just tell jokes it doesn’t have to be bloody
@EazyMac
@EazyMac Жыл бұрын
THIS WAS SUCH A TIGHT SET 🔥🔥🔥 One of the most enjoyable comedians I've seen in a long time!!
@mellowspider
@mellowspider Жыл бұрын
definitely one of the comedians of all time 👍
@Kerrviii
@Kerrviii 11 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@fourlightsorchestra
@fourlightsorchestra 9 ай бұрын
Agree! Didn’t expect to laugh so hard from someone I’d never heard of.
@lovesees4320
@lovesees4320 8 ай бұрын
💯%
@zachellis147
@zachellis147 9 ай бұрын
The bit about "you either get the warrior or the gentleman. You can't have both" killed me
@BRANDRUMZ
@BRANDRUMZ Жыл бұрын
Absolutely killed. A+ Set. Can't believe this is the first time I've seen this guy get up.
@alisab4811
@alisab4811 Ай бұрын
Was hoping he had a KZfaq channel, doesn't appear to 😒
@geranamozachary2705
@geranamozachary2705 Жыл бұрын
Citizen championship might be best take on immigration I've heard yet
@globaladdict
@globaladdict Жыл бұрын
Time to bring back the coliseum lol
@josefzalusky7307
@josefzalusky7307 Жыл бұрын
Think of the ratings. "27-year-old Caucasian male takes on family of 5, up next on ESPN"
@adoniscreed4031
@adoniscreed4031 11 ай бұрын
​@Josef Zalusky mate I would watch the ever living shit out of this 😂
@holysex1052
@holysex1052 10 ай бұрын
This post and comment killed me lmaoooo
@cracknigr6065
@cracknigr6065 10 ай бұрын
@@josefzalusky7307 :D :D :D :D :D
@pork_friedrice
@pork_friedrice Жыл бұрын
I’d never heard of this guy, he killed it, original material, excellent delivery.
@benjaminskylerhill8276
@benjaminskylerhill8276 Жыл бұрын
The kind of comedy that offends everyone and therefore offends no one. Love it.
@viscountrainbows2857
@viscountrainbows2857 11 ай бұрын
As a Black bisexual man, I feel like having a rhino thick hide is a blessing when it comes to what people deem "offensive".
@Ceabrus74
@Ceabrus74 11 ай бұрын
These jokes were supposed to be offensive?
@gpl992
@gpl992 11 ай бұрын
@@viscountrainbows2857 As a Blasian Pacific Island Jew who ended up looking Arabian AF with Autism,ADHD,Bi-Polar,and Ambidextrous-ness from the Rural South I agree!
@mechanomics2649
@mechanomics2649 11 ай бұрын
@@Ceabrus74 No, it's just a poor attempt at whining about nothing.
@888PsyMike888
@888PsyMike888 6 ай бұрын
​@@mechanomics2649Oh, the irony...
@pauliedontsurf
@pauliedontsurf Жыл бұрын
So so solid! Great way to play off both sides, razor sharp all the way! Loved him, even as a conservative! :)
@peacelovekindness
@peacelovekindness Жыл бұрын
I love his observations LOL What an excellent way to let your introverted and overthinking self bring joy to others haha
@BrokeTheSeal
@BrokeTheSeal Жыл бұрын
I’ve been writing jokes to perform stand up but this guy’s set just made me rethink the whole thing.
@emersonherrmann6106
@emersonherrmann6106 Жыл бұрын
I wish you luck!
@chrisb9377
@chrisb9377 Жыл бұрын
Everyone has their different style and what works for them! You can probably pull of your jokes while this guy couldn’t😊
@christinapomponio6452
@christinapomponio6452 Жыл бұрын
Jus get on stage and do it. Understand that you will bomb.......a lot. make sure u have a backbone and can handle embarrassment. I wish I could say "you got this" but I don't know u. So .....I hope you got this. 👍
@logantheninja9248
@logantheninja9248 Жыл бұрын
Go for it! Just got to put in the hours!! This is years of practice, you can get to this point too!
@gingersnapsback8353
@gingersnapsback8353 Жыл бұрын
Writing jokes is good step, but like a previous comment said, you're gonna bomb a lot and gonna have a lot.of hecklers. Learn how to work the audience too, good for segues into different topics and jokes and keep some cutting jokes in your back pocket to flip around in your favor. I ain't a professional comedian, but I have a friend who is an amateur and learned a bit from him. Good luck. Hope you succeed.
@rogermoreno1152
@rogermoreno1152 10 ай бұрын
So glad more and more comedians are putting their specials out on KZfaq! We’re all getting way more exposure to more talent and it’s awesome! Great show Andy!! 🥳
@chadhofheins3005
@chadhofheins3005 9 ай бұрын
This had me crying. Super tight set with perfect timing. Hope to see more of this guy.
@tousenkaname231
@tousenkaname231 Жыл бұрын
"I Swear to God..." That joke hit and crushed it! The man is a comedy genius with that one
@bdpatton2
@bdpatton2 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that was only 11 minutes I had so much material packed into it that was incredible
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough 9 ай бұрын
_D E N S E_ (idk why I typed that sparsely..)
@LBDluxe
@LBDluxe 8 ай бұрын
I hope he drops a full special soon this set was pure heat🔥
@sunnni_
@sunnni_ Жыл бұрын
This was absolutely hilarious. Came on my feed and now I want to search for more of his work
@Tabroski
@Tabroski Жыл бұрын
There wasn’t a weak joke in his set! I would absolutely watch a whole special by him if this is the quality we’re seeing.
@jagrubster
@jagrubster Жыл бұрын
This set was amazing! Time to follow his career for the next twenty years ❤
@christinafuzzell2995
@christinafuzzell2995 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Yes!
@Itsant33
@Itsant33 Жыл бұрын
He's been a comedian and has already performed on late night shows and comedy central
@Scubadog_
@Scubadog_ Жыл бұрын
veinte años, come on do your homework 💀
@izzymizzle
@izzymizzle Жыл бұрын
literally
@IHJello
@IHJello Жыл бұрын
​@Santiago Munoz what's a late night show?
@Chris-tx4kr
@Chris-tx4kr 9 ай бұрын
Homie ready to switch teams 😂
@user-tj3kn8qy4h
@user-tj3kn8qy4h 2 ай бұрын
So glad more and more comedians are putting their specials out on KZfaq! We’re all getting way more exposure to more talent and it’s awesome! Great show Andy!!
@alexconway8232
@alexconway8232 Жыл бұрын
This dude is hilarious literally not a line wasted
@johnny0000000000000
@johnny0000000000000 Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@johnneat3381
@johnneat3381 Жыл бұрын
OMFG i was dying the entire time... this guy is frekkin hilarious i love him so much
@SadTown99
@SadTown99 7 ай бұрын
Wow what a hidden gem this was, the entire set was flawless… best I’ve seen in a very long time 👏👏👏
@TristanVash38
@TristanVash38 Жыл бұрын
This guy was a big hit; smacked me twice with the 9/11 jokes
@MaleaRudolph
@MaleaRudolph Жыл бұрын
The Subaru Outback: Eddie Bauer edition joke is so underrated
@pdxcorgidad
@pdxcorgidad Жыл бұрын
As a Portlander who drives a Subaru Outback Wilderness, yup.
@mkadoza
@mkadoza Жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker with a 2009 Subi Outback... i feel judged.
@andrewlaurence8274
@andrewlaurence8274 3 ай бұрын
I once saw a Hasidic Jew driving a Subaru Outback L.L. Bean edition in San Francisco. It seemed somewhat off brand, but I don't judge.
@naejimba
@naejimba Жыл бұрын
That was a tight set. No duds, excellent delivery, and the timing is good (he makes sure he pause for the laughs). This makes me want to see more of what he has and if it is that solid someone get this man a special.
@TROOPERfarcry
@TROOPERfarcry 7 ай бұрын
"You're dead, that's pretty gay."
@crotts1984
@crotts1984 8 ай бұрын
Excellent!! This dude killed it. So much content so fast in such a short amount of time. Epic and genius the way he worked his jokes together with rapid fire precision.
@djgrab1
@djgrab1 Жыл бұрын
So good, self deprecating liberal character is such a breath of fresh air, killer man, good rips on everyone, this is what this is suppose to look like, great subject matter, you’re right over the target
@kyleconnor2759
@kyleconnor2759 Жыл бұрын
Are you serious? Exactly what you described is so old at this point it’s beyond nauseating You all keep getting McDonald’s shoved down your throat believing it’s filet mignon Bc that’s what you’re told
@warrenny
@warrenny Жыл бұрын
Great comment. Was thinking exactly same
@xdarkwing104x
@xdarkwing104x Жыл бұрын
A lot of liberals are like that, it's just that conservatives are too busy shooting at beer cans and crying over the shoes cartoon candies wear to actually pay attention
@jamesmckinney9020
@jamesmckinney9020 Жыл бұрын
If a self deprecating liberal is a breath of fresh air, then a self deprecating conservative is a breath of fresh air in East Palestine, OH
@NicheGreens
@NicheGreens Жыл бұрын
​@@jamesmckinney9020 Lame, try again.
@mikecantreed
@mikecantreed Жыл бұрын
For someone who looks like a walking dateline serial killer profile this guy is very funny
@user-hg2ih8hf7x
@user-hg2ih8hf7x 7 күн бұрын
That's harsh!
@juanlambda27
@juanlambda27 9 ай бұрын
As a liberal it's so nice to see a liberal actually make fun of liberals instead of all those self-righteous wokie liberal comedians that fling insults and call it comedy.
@n2essence
@n2essence Жыл бұрын
I verbally said NOO when he finished! That went by too fast. I loved it. He's so funny. I wasn't expecting that and I am so happily surprised.
@korganrocks3995
@korganrocks3995 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I didn't recognise him but he was great!
@noelv1976
@noelv1976 Жыл бұрын
That’s what she said
@magnolia2
@magnolia2 11 ай бұрын
Thought I was the only one walking around super sad during warm and beautiful winter days.😂
@LokiDWolf
@LokiDWolf 8 ай бұрын
This was excellent set! I love the jokes and delivery! 😂
@donlahaye1340
@donlahaye1340 Жыл бұрын
His timing is perfect in this set . He has improved so much over the last couple years
@hedwardd
@hedwardd Жыл бұрын
This guy definitely deserves to blow up if he hasn't yet. Can't wait to see more of his stuff
@timmiller1
@timmiller1 Жыл бұрын
Really didn’t like him huh?
@JamesLeeBuzz
@JamesLeeBuzz Жыл бұрын
​@@timmiller1 I see what you did there 😂😂😂
@holloify_tensa_zangetsu
@holloify_tensa_zangetsu 7 ай бұрын
The guy making me laugh out loud in a stop n shop 😂😂😂
@OlafurArons
@OlafurArons Жыл бұрын
I've just realized I always needed an Andy Haynes in my life.
@danielcoffey4972
@danielcoffey4972 Жыл бұрын
Applause for saving your 9/11 joke until the end like a reverse Pete Davidson
@JessicaMiller-pc4dj
@JessicaMiller-pc4dj 10 ай бұрын
I had to scroll for ages to find this comment 🤭.
@michaelworch7737
@michaelworch7737 Жыл бұрын
Not only did I laugh multiple times but I was smiling at minimum the whole bit
@artuuube
@artuuube Жыл бұрын
same
@darrenwells3642
@darrenwells3642 11 ай бұрын
So many great lines… “and then for desert we’re gonna thank the moon” 🤣🤣🤣
@Brendawallingbear
@Brendawallingbear Жыл бұрын
That was surprisingly good, grown-up humor. I like it.
@oldbrokenhands
@oldbrokenhands Жыл бұрын
Damn, even your kid's soccer coach is doing stand-up, and he's hilarious.
@britneyherrera81
@britneyherrera81 Жыл бұрын
And the hunt begins..... another new (to me) comedian that I definitely want to find more content of. That was a great set!
@Cavemanner
@Cavemanner 10 ай бұрын
Man, such good set composition! The flow between jokes was incredible!
@mitchtonesband9071
@mitchtonesband9071 Жыл бұрын
Very funny. Good to see good comedy up and coming! Keep it up dude!
@i-love-comountains3850
@i-love-comountains3850 Жыл бұрын
"We aren't having fun because we care about other people and stuff!" if this isn't the truest shit😂
@PresJoshington
@PresJoshington 10 ай бұрын
No liberals care more about the image of looking like they care In reality they are just disingenuous narcissists
@geegrant865
@geegrant865 Жыл бұрын
Andy Haynes! Most underrated comedian
@joseph-ow1hf
@joseph-ow1hf Жыл бұрын
Hidden gem. I hope he get's discovered by a wider audience. Top shelf talent.
@warriorscholar41
@warriorscholar41 5 ай бұрын
"Trying to put together a championship year." 💀
@susanmwai5428
@susanmwai5428 Жыл бұрын
Searching for more of his stuff NOW 😂 I don’t know how to describe this kind of humour but I love it
@patrickharris2013
@patrickharris2013 Жыл бұрын
Hot damn what a set! This had me dying 😂😂😂 timing, deliver, material, and even the hoodie were all on point!
@paul-laurienelson4127
@paul-laurienelson4127 Жыл бұрын
Ridiculous hoodie, silly shorts, knobby knees... all perfect
@Old_Man_Dan
@Old_Man_Dan Жыл бұрын
This is my first time seeing this guy. Hilarious. Definitely gonna be looking for more.
@sarahm7053
@sarahm7053 9 ай бұрын
his previous work is good too! and his wife's a comic: Rosebud Baker
@TedsHoldOver
@TedsHoldOver Жыл бұрын
Dad shorts + New Balance shoes. I like this guy right out of the gate!
@nafion112
@nafion112 Жыл бұрын
I did not expect this to be the funniest thing I've heard in weeks, but here we are... 😂
@7ORD6ANTI
@7ORD6ANTI Жыл бұрын
i was adding this to my "Watch Later" list when i heard the first punchline, started laughing, and immediately thought "Nah i gotta hear the rest' one of the best sets ive heard thos year lol
@mo_bra3340
@mo_bra3340 11 ай бұрын
"I miss daddy kisses" -Haha, that's cute! :D
@Kerrviii
@Kerrviii 11 ай бұрын
This guy had me laughing the whole time. Such a breath of fresh air!
@karloz2722
@karloz2722 Жыл бұрын
I hope this guy goes big (bigger?) because he's hilarious and has such great delivery.
@seanryan3020
@seanryan3020 Жыл бұрын
"I'm trying to make some trades." That was low-key savage and hilarious!
@nateb1247
@nateb1247 9 ай бұрын
“I wasn’t gonna celebrate, but now I am” 😂😂😂😂😂
@jdepaul87
@jdepaul87 9 ай бұрын
Well done, dude. Loved this set.
@i.pfreely8979
@i.pfreely8979 Жыл бұрын
legitimately so funny :] easily shot up to one of my favorite sets
@alcazar123456
@alcazar123456 9 ай бұрын
These jokes kill whether you are liberal or conservative. That’s not an easy feat! Well done.
@fr7198
@fr7198 9 ай бұрын
Great stand up Andy! We love you in NYC. Keep it up. Wish you best of luck, from a NY conservative lol
@bartlettmichael62
@bartlettmichael62 Жыл бұрын
As a 29 yr old man with chest pains, 2:20 is funny, and accurate
@sstamper1368
@sstamper1368 Жыл бұрын
Please go get ur chest pains checked out if you haven't done so. Not tryna scare ya, but I personally know a handful of young men 35 & under who had heart attacks and one even passed unexpectedly a couple of months ago and I still hurt from that. So just if you haven't done so, get that checked at the doctor's. Like it could be a medication you're taking or it could be from something else. Sorry for the rant. Be well! ❤
@Polycubism
@Polycubism Жыл бұрын
@@sstamper1368 definitely not the jabba dabba doo
@SeanPS
@SeanPS 5 ай бұрын
​@sstamper1368 but he's not gay!
@chetsavage2536
@chetsavage2536 Жыл бұрын
I love that he's wearing shorts. Dude is killing it!
@superlolgal555
@superlolgal555 Жыл бұрын
Omg he was a hoot! Love his delivery, very funny. 10/10
@thinkbeforeyoutype7106
@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 9 ай бұрын
Hahaha this guy is freaking HILARIOUS
@choppatool
@choppatool Жыл бұрын
What an absolute master. The difference between older vs younger comics is so clear.
@dianapevtsov
@dianapevtsov Жыл бұрын
I get why you're saying what you're saying, but really the difference between skilled vs ersatz comics is so clear.
@Taylor_5724
@Taylor_5724 Жыл бұрын
@@dianapevtsov I'm kindof annoyed by the fact that I now know the word erstatz exists
@tw7321
@tw7321 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s amazing to see how much better Bill Burr and Louis CK got from their sets in the 90s
@choppatool
@choppatool Жыл бұрын
@@tw7321 right? they get so well seasoned over time. they know what works and what's worth a risk. they're totally in control of outcomes they've spent years watching audiences react, they know precisely what to do and say
@grobertabidbol4005
@grobertabidbol4005 Жыл бұрын
Incredibly hilarious, more of this dude, please !
@kalvaxus
@kalvaxus Жыл бұрын
Holy moly.. this was a barrage of laugher.. constant!
@johnanthonycafe2993
@johnanthonycafe2993 4 ай бұрын
Great banter, good punch lines and makes valid observations.
@alisterfolson
@alisterfolson Жыл бұрын
He had me lol the whole time. "He's a keeper, folks!"
@radbikeadventure
@radbikeadventure Жыл бұрын
This is REALLY good. Can't wait to see more of him!
@SolidNitrox
@SolidNitrox Ай бұрын
Back to back videos from this channel that were bangers.
@guillonremi5668
@guillonremi5668 Жыл бұрын
That was an incredibly tight and funny set, well done sir 👌
@VVhitesOnly88
@VVhitesOnly88 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting that. 😅 We need more of that guy, liberal or not; he's a funny mofo!
@gottasay4766
@gottasay4766 Жыл бұрын
All the great comedians are liberal.
@ebbb365
@ebbb365 Жыл бұрын
@@gottasay4766 Big difference between classic liberal and progressive these days
@brundlefly262
@brundlefly262 Жыл бұрын
​@@ebbb365 It's pronounced "re-gressive". There's nothing progressive about modern liberals.
@brundlefly262
@brundlefly262 Жыл бұрын
​@@gottasay4766 Norm Macdonald was a conservative. And I'm sure he's not the only one.
@christinafuzzell2995
@christinafuzzell2995 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! I couldn't Stop laughing...thank you ♡
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