Bernard Black hates people

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František Ullmann

František Ullmann

14 жыл бұрын

Scene montage from Black Books.

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@JackPoppy
@JackPoppy 5 жыл бұрын
I relate to Bernard far more than any healthy, intelligent human being should.
@bledonyou
@bledonyou 4 жыл бұрын
Well what a special little snowflake you are! Imagine relating to a character, you must be truly special.
@lonefaolan6042
@lonefaolan6042 3 жыл бұрын
I think there is a bit of Bernard in all of us. 🙃
@Amybozhemoi
@Amybozhemoi 3 жыл бұрын
are you a snarky bastard alcoholic man? hahahahahahha
@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 2 жыл бұрын
Same honestly
@thexskating
@thexskating 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@disturbedrocks1996
@disturbedrocks1996 12 жыл бұрын
its obvious isn't it he treats it like his own personal library and the whole show revolved around a single idea that people who run second hand bookshops are often exactly like Bernard
@A-Duck
@A-Duck 13 жыл бұрын
"Hello?? Is this the place where you order books from, from where you want to sell them from your bookshop??" My lolz were heard far and wide XD
@smallfox2
@smallfox2 11 жыл бұрын
This is still my favourite TV show of all time!
@YourFateForever
@YourFateForever 11 жыл бұрын
could not stop laughing because that's what I always want to tell people when I walk into a store.
@TessaYoung33
@TessaYoung33 3 жыл бұрын
Lol yes
@Amalekites
@Amalekites 11 жыл бұрын
"Now go there and await my instructions." ^^
@nancybrown8338
@nancybrown8338 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why people don't understand that Bernard runs the book store to pay for his wine and cigarettes. The abuse is a freebie for the customers. I would love to shop at his store, the challenge would be will I get to buy a book today? I would rather have him than an annoying suck up trying to sell me everything in the store.
@BlimeyGames
@BlimeyGames 12 жыл бұрын
Oh come now. he doesn't hate them. he just wishes they didn't exist :p
@krazycats564
@krazycats564 10 ай бұрын
He doesn't care if they exist or not as long as they go away
@Andraste77
@Andraste77 13 жыл бұрын
Ah, I remember working in retail.
@Nebagram
@Nebagram 2 жыл бұрын
Bernard Black is my spirit animal.
@thexskating
@thexskating 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@cloudsombrero
@cloudsombrero 3 жыл бұрын
my headcanon for why the shop was still going despite bernard and why people browse there is because bernard has the best selection of books
@GayFrankenstein
@GayFrankenstein 8 жыл бұрын
The title is almost as obvious as 'The Sky is Blue'.
@NosceTeIpsum
@NosceTeIpsum 4 жыл бұрын
Being from England, that is hardly obvious.
@dustinprewitt
@dustinprewitt 3 жыл бұрын
I am bernard but without the alcoholism, and I don't know if that makes it better or worse.
@GTA5Player1
@GTA5Player1 5 жыл бұрын
2:15 Saying it how it is! Absolute legend.
@fadetoblack1026
@fadetoblack1026 4 жыл бұрын
I can understand his sentiment, but speaking like that to an employee makes one a cunt.
@GTA5Player1
@GTA5Player1 3 жыл бұрын
@@fadetoblack1026 On one hand, yes. On the other, sales people can be like that just as well!
@danielcropp8553
@danielcropp8553 6 жыл бұрын
I read the title of this video with two words switched that made the meaning very, very different.
@dudefrombelgium
@dudefrombelgium Жыл бұрын
was looking for this comment
@Kitschensyngk
@Kitschensyngk 5 жыл бұрын
2:19 My inner self at Best Buy.
@ethanholgate2512
@ethanholgate2512 11 ай бұрын
2:15 this is my father in a nutshell 😂
@thexskating
@thexskating 2 жыл бұрын
I'm an asshole like this at my job, especially to fucking assholes causing problems. How I haven't been fired is beyond me.
@Ondrus21
@Ondrus21 12 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant! I've always loved the British sense of humor.
@Tsmowl
@Tsmowl 2 жыл бұрын
I misread the title and was a little worried there for a second.
@Losrandir
@Losrandir 5 жыл бұрын
My bet is the 2:12 guy is the person he hates the least
@EmirAbakus
@EmirAbakus 9 жыл бұрын
"CLOSED"
@skyguy696
@skyguy696 6 жыл бұрын
That guys hair at 2:24. X,D
@dudefrombelgium
@dudefrombelgium Жыл бұрын
That title could have meant something way different.
@sevenseasonsofbrown
@sevenseasonsofbrown 9 ай бұрын
in what way
@sevenseasonsofbrown
@sevenseasonsofbrown 9 ай бұрын
ooh sorry i see what you mean now
@beng1603
@beng1603 12 жыл бұрын
I've had this question that I've been asking myself since the day I started watching this show. "If Burnard doesn't like people, why then he run a book shop in the first place?!"
@VivaLaDnDLogs
@VivaLaDnDLogs 4 жыл бұрын
Why does he ever leave his home if he hates people? Because we all have to do things we don't like.
@MrZootSuitz
@MrZootSuitz Жыл бұрын
I read the title wrong
@DeathByTarantula
@DeathByTarantula 12 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! I read the title of this very wrongly. I was confused about it until I reread the title and realised I mixed up 'Black' and 'hates'.
@Buffyhitz
@Buffyhitz 11 жыл бұрын
Definitely my favorite line. Wish I could use that.
@dissous03
@dissous03 12 жыл бұрын
ahh JESUS
@tf2whackyengineer
@tf2whackyengineer 12 жыл бұрын
Touche!
@PetaHillier
@PetaHillier 11 жыл бұрын
Maureen Johnson you.... you.... *stare*
@westgoten
@westgoten 7 жыл бұрын
Whats the name of the actor that plays the very angry customer?
@luminair11
@luminair11 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!!
@itsandyme9192
@itsandyme9192 2 жыл бұрын
That happens all the time where I work. We have a table with our opening and closing times right on the door. We start work an hour an an half before opening and you get people pressing their faces against the door asking us if we are open. How stupid do you have to be?
@martensight
@martensight 6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know what is the name of the music that starting at 3:08 ?
@natzzef
@natzzef 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure but... sounds like Franzl Lang? is it weird that I know this? lol
@martensight
@martensight 5 жыл бұрын
@@natzzef thanks :))
@williamigden1044
@williamigden1044 4 жыл бұрын
*xD*
@forever21856
@forever21856 4 жыл бұрын
It is the best comedy
@sipdemarsman9511
@sipdemarsman9511 9 жыл бұрын
is it possible Bernard Black is blind?
@tf2whackyengineer
@tf2whackyengineer 12 жыл бұрын
If you rearranged the words in the title, it would be quite racist.
@Neuroneos
@Neuroneos 4 жыл бұрын
Black hates Bernard people
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
Good
@disturbedrocks1996
@disturbedrocks1996 12 жыл бұрын
how is Bernard people hates black racist? lmfao
@HoryShiitMan
@HoryShiitMan 2 жыл бұрын
I read the title wrong
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