Bert Kreischer talks about Mexicans. A clip from his show 'Comfortably Dumb'.
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@jcason62956 жыл бұрын
Barely recognized him with his shirt on
@tobymann76856 жыл бұрын
Thormund Giantsbane hes the machine
@Angel-yj4tz5 жыл бұрын
TOTALLY not A COP lmao
@bonniesmith68595 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same exact thing, he's thinner too
@rjw41495 жыл бұрын
Not natural...gotta let your shit breathe.
@NefariousDreary5 жыл бұрын
TOTALLY not A COP lmao!
@alexburnside78386 жыл бұрын
So I hear you are the machine.
@jrosegaming30255 жыл бұрын
я машина
@stevenporter70655 жыл бұрын
I'm dead!
@pokethebear13445 жыл бұрын
It would be an honor to do a shot with the machine
@toxic-orbit64815 жыл бұрын
@Skull Knight yo let me in on this friendship but only if the machine joins it
@DigitalAscended5 жыл бұрын
nice
@degarmotate1524 жыл бұрын
Took me two minutes before I realized why I was uncomfortable. Too much shirt.
@jenniferbryn4 жыл бұрын
more cowbell....less shirt
@alexreinhardt6713 жыл бұрын
@@corywiedenbeck1562 he usally doesn't wear a shirt
@waldoapex65124 жыл бұрын
I'm a Mexican American citizen and I find this offensive because Lowrider cars and gangs were not mentioned
@jpinon20134 жыл бұрын
Mexican-American citizen? Lol 😆
@jewnur4204 жыл бұрын
Bruh you spelled offensive wrong
@Odvic4 жыл бұрын
chucky yeah it’s not that hard to understand.
@jpinon20134 жыл бұрын
@@Odvic i thought it was just called an American citizen not a Mexican-American citizen.
@Odvic4 жыл бұрын
chucky nah it’s the same for African Americans. It’s not what they should be called , but for some reason a lot of immigrants tend to leave it . Normally, I think, if born here it’s just an American .
@Hunter_Kennedy15 жыл бұрын
99% of the comments are about other people getting offended. 1% are off people saying THE MACHINE! 0% Are of people getting offended
@api47795 жыл бұрын
The M A C H I N E
@9cm9225 жыл бұрын
THE MACHINE!
@elbonnybar5 жыл бұрын
mmm, what sbout the % of people getting confused by the shirt he's wearing. Bert Kreischer is wearing a shirt.
@kylewinterroth42704 жыл бұрын
I'm offended
@brenrei4 жыл бұрын
@@kylewinterroth4270 you offend me by being offended! 😂😂😂
@bigt18776 жыл бұрын
I'm offensive and I find this Mexican
@StonewallSowash6 жыл бұрын
BigT 187 this is the best thing ive read all day!
@brianamaldonado78195 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@NefariousDreary5 жыл бұрын
lmao! orale!
@taylorrenneker5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@savvylever85275 жыл бұрын
You mind fucked me for about 5 seconds there, so imma give you a like
@gokuss154 жыл бұрын
“Everything with a good tan under four feet y’all just stops” dawg I’m a grown ass adult and I still check to see if I’m the one getting yelled at. 😂
@nathanperez95963 жыл бұрын
All the races but the mexicans: ANGER My fellow mexicans: HA! THE GORDO IS RIGHT
@alvrito73 жыл бұрын
true jajajja
@fumothfan93 жыл бұрын
La macina
@bryanarriaga78143 жыл бұрын
Neta güey nothing but facts
@wolfstar6752 жыл бұрын
The gordo 😂 🤣
@christophercevallos7309 Жыл бұрын
Truth
@bystrengthandguilesbs66947 жыл бұрын
Its the machine
@noenpegase84686 жыл бұрын
No, He's THE MACHINE!!!!!
@jonasreed44286 жыл бұрын
Fuck that bitch this is Russia
@Lili-fe6oq6 жыл бұрын
so I hear you are the Machine?!
@2shiiesty6 жыл бұрын
Tonight, you party with us
@Karma-uo9rz6 жыл бұрын
By Strength And guile SBS fuck that bitch this is rusarra
@DeathBoyX17 жыл бұрын
"alright let's talk about Mexicans"
@youremom63495 жыл бұрын
DeathBoyX1 are we talking about deporting the illegal ones....
@Georgespicedaddy5 жыл бұрын
Youre Mom my truck gives my stance on the argument away
@thetruthnothingbutthetruth47975 жыл бұрын
if they are anything like the CUBANS then i freakin LOVE them
@reesejeffries5855 жыл бұрын
DeathBoyX1 damn💀💀
@darthwerd63904 жыл бұрын
@@susanneskadetsinnverdilsek5901 Statistics bro, back your shit up with proof otherwise you're just another blow hard
@corbinwhite93834 жыл бұрын
anything with a good tan about 4 feet tall just stops
@diegolezano28944 жыл бұрын
Before he was “The Machine” he was “La Maquina” and he usted to hang out with Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán
@jellyfishqueen81396 жыл бұрын
I'm mexican and everything he's saying is right lmao
@freddycastro79676 жыл бұрын
Jellyfish Queen like this would 100% happen in Juarez. we're that great
@NefariousDreary5 жыл бұрын
totally! love it!
@amirodriguez57785 жыл бұрын
Same 😭😂
@arturitosanchezjr11305 жыл бұрын
He forgot the part where the mom cussis the kid out and whacks him on the head
@nikolasl53735 жыл бұрын
Us Mexicans don't give a shit what its about, we just like to be represented.
@lukewarren15196 жыл бұрын
Why all the non Mexicans offended 😂
@andovan62645 жыл бұрын
CommunistWombat sovietwomble?
@lejenddairy5 жыл бұрын
I was on another comment section from a segment he did with Conan and a lot of people in the comment section were saying he's a racist piece of shit, so I type in Bert Kriescher racism to see what everybody was on about and this is what I get? Fucking Christ people are really sensitive and soft.
@-roxanna92165 жыл бұрын
not Mexicans: offended Mexicans: laughing their ass off yelling same
@stalo85 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@toxic-orbit64815 жыл бұрын
Ikr lmao
@trolltrucker42254 жыл бұрын
"And everything with a good tan under 4ft tall just stops" lol
@kitsunefire13 ай бұрын
Can confirm lmao A lady at Kohls yelled "VEN ACA CABRÓN" and I was like pre-programmed to just start walking without realizing or hesitation
@tamnicco5 жыл бұрын
Seriously first time Adam Sandler ever made me laugh
@lovelyscrub3 жыл бұрын
Old comment i know, bit if youve never laughed at an adam sandler movie then something js wrong with you. Sure his later movies are geared towards kids. But, Happy Gilmore? Billy madison? Little Nicky? The classics are fantastic
@tamnicco3 жыл бұрын
@@lovelyscrubI understand everyone has different expectations, but in my opinion he's the same character in every movie, he has no acting range, and he's doing a kinda savage, unintelligent type of comedy. There are so many great comedies, so he's sitting on the bottom. He's very avarage, compare to comedians like Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Monty Python, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, RIchard Pryor, Chavy Chase, Kevin Smith and so on.
@lovelyscrub3 жыл бұрын
@@tamnicco to say he has no acting range is just wrong, even if it's your opinion. Go watch Uncut Gems, amd if youve already seen it and you still say he has no range, then i dont even know how to respond to that
@tamnicco3 жыл бұрын
@@lovelyscrub my opinion is not wrong, it's just different from yours, and he was always known as a bad actor, he was always critised for that. Anyway we talked about his comedies, especially in his prime, he always played the same character, this dimwitted man-child with a big heart. Uncut gems and couple of other movies are exceptions, doesn't describe his career. . Actors like DeNiro, Al Pacino, Edward Furlong, Brad Pitt, Gary Oldman, DiCaprio and so on, they are great actors, they had highly acclaimed films from the very beginning, they have a skillset and acting range. Actors, like Sandlers who made fortune on cheap comedies, can be put in the same category with Rob Schneider, Dwayne Johnson, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Nicolas Cage etc. It's not even hard to find aricles and videos about him and his acting, but if you like him, it's your business, totally fine, just don't want to convince me that he's a good actor.
@lovelyscrub3 жыл бұрын
@@tamnicco No your opinion is wrong as it can be proven so by factual evidence, aka Uncut Gems. We were talking about his acting range, and how it's nonexistent according to you. However, his range is from dumb elementary fart jokes to to profound dramatic roles. Those are to very different types of performances on the opposite ends of the spectrum. I understand the concept of the exception is not the rule, but in this case if the exception exists then rule is false. This case being that he allegedly has no range as the rule. You can dislike him as an actor, comedian, personality whatever, and thats totally fine man. But you can't say that he has no range because that is simply not true. Its not a matter of opinion. You could argue that he isnt a good actor in his dramatic roles, but that isnt what we're taking about
@joseturcios13806 жыл бұрын
I'm latino and this sht so funny and true
@HuyLe26075 жыл бұрын
so latino moms do stab their kids?
@livelaughlove02095 жыл бұрын
Huy Le yep
@yrussq5 жыл бұрын
@Ari Ancheta He did not. He just didn't ring the bell :)))
@TheSkaterandres5 жыл бұрын
@@HuyLe2607 yes with da chancla *bwaaa*
@danybiggg3 жыл бұрын
@@HuyLe2607 they do
@liquidminds5 жыл бұрын
Fake video! he's wearing a shirt!! not the real machine!!! xD
@Skorczman134 жыл бұрын
This was before he was the fattest comedian, he was still the most racist but now he has achieved the status of being both the FATTEST and most RACIST!
@jenniferbryn4 жыл бұрын
hahaha!!!!
@andyt72094 жыл бұрын
You are probably a flat earther too! Lol sorry but,..... Really? Fake video? LMMFAO! Can't believe I even scrolled down long enough to have seen your comment now about to pee myself laughing! TY
@bingibingibomb794 жыл бұрын
Andy T u serious rn?
@topspeed9024 жыл бұрын
Flat earther
@mikeeaston44313 жыл бұрын
"Pulled out a knife, stabbed him in the heart." That bit was worked to a fucking T.
@stantheman51412 жыл бұрын
I feel like Bert learned how to roll his Rs and was like “ok now it’s time for my Spanish jokes “ 😂😂
@OneMansLoss7 жыл бұрын
Clicked it because the thumbnail looks like Danny McBride...stayed because it was Bert Kreischer
@moth45146 жыл бұрын
rransomm so you don't read titles lol
@jeremiahochoa19895 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing lol
@TheDextroenergy4 жыл бұрын
It's not Bert Kreischer.. it's THE MACHINE
@KageNoTora744 жыл бұрын
You can see Latina moms do sixteen hit combos with la chancla like they're in Street Fighter Alpha.
@ForeverHues5 жыл бұрын
Yoooo when he said black kids are like....beyotch I lost it 😂😂😂
@AvaxPompea4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the Italian parents 😂 My best friend is Mexican and I swear the main reason we became friends was because we bonded over how our parents would discipline us as kids 😂
@g.g.77303 жыл бұрын
Lmao vero 😂
@alexreinhardt6713 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Irish parents I have an Irish Mom and I am scared of the spoon
@Hugo-py2ce2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha so true 👍
@jamesmayle37872 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It's more important than you know//
@asunderwolf202 жыл бұрын
Mexicans and Italians are just the same product from different brands
@commonnobodylulublue7906 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why people are offended because other people are offended 😑
@jarradpuckridge82106 жыл бұрын
Lulu Blue Nobody understands, all we can do is bash our heads into our desks repeatedly and hope its a joke.
@pickletickle83006 жыл бұрын
Would you say that... you are... triggered? Triggered that other people are triggered that other people are triggered? Does that mean i'm triggered that you're triggered about other people being triggered about triggered people? This has gone too far
@mary-dt2eb6 жыл бұрын
Lulu Blue I
@joshtucker57246 жыл бұрын
You offended me by being offended at people being offended at people being offended
@th3ronin4075 жыл бұрын
Lulu Blue just to be offended
@sockenkekse25576 жыл бұрын
In german tv dora is speaking english.
@goa141no66 жыл бұрын
Socken Kekse in Mexico dora speeks english to
@colynrobinson2125 жыл бұрын
In America she speaks 90% English and when she needs something she teaches you the Spanish words. Weird how they didn't change it for localization.
@BoiledMilkSteak75 жыл бұрын
Socks cooks
@dustinmccarley61415 жыл бұрын
Your kidding right thats great
@oskar63845 жыл бұрын
Norwegian to
@thacy64944 жыл бұрын
When he rang the bell i already knew the reaction of the kid and the reaction of the parent, had me crying.
@_m.i.a.g.r.a.c.e_4 жыл бұрын
Latina moms are crazy. I one time was goofing around in the house and my mama (a short Puerto Rican lady) yelled at me to stop. I kept goofing around and next thing I know there's a slipper flying towards my head. Don't do anything stupid with Latina moms...you'll either see the slipper or the wooden spoon.
@jasonalvarado70294 жыл бұрын
Mine hit my brother with a pot she was just using and it was hot 😂
@_m.i.a.g.r.a.c.e_4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonalvarado7029 Damn...and I thought the slipper was bad...
@jasonalvarado70294 жыл бұрын
Mia Grace My brother and I had boots launched at us,been smacked in the face in public one time I was hit with a golf club.eventually my parents just stopped hitting us cuz it didn’t work 😂
@OMGtheykilledKenny424 жыл бұрын
La Chancla?
@taino203 жыл бұрын
Beware of the flying slipper! Ever think you got away with something and then hours later you'd be sitting and enjoying TV, when all of a sudden you'd be hit with the flying slipper and your mom would say,"Thought I didn't see you before?"
@simpnchimpn28863 жыл бұрын
If he did this in 2020 sad people on Twitter with no lifes could cancel him
@thereject5053 жыл бұрын
They cancel people for past jokes too
@raider52cg3 жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican we don't care, we like to laugh
@ajayk3474 жыл бұрын
"Everything under 4 feet with a tan froze" killed me
@chrispappas37504 жыл бұрын
Moms have that backhand that when it connects you'd swear you're hearing a thunderclap.
@magicman92184 жыл бұрын
Literally no one in the comments is offended, but every comment is "why everyone so offended" Go back to reddit
@dougmcguire31594 жыл бұрын
I hate reddit. Your comment is utterly offensive.😉
@WeezerColdplay4 жыл бұрын
You ate their pasta
@thunderstar2543 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you're the only offended one here lmao
@fidget02276 жыл бұрын
I just love how the story gets gradually more and more outrageous, so it’s hard to notice until the very end.
@LooseGooseBoose225 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican, this shit is the funniest thing I've heard. Keep em coming
@noshotnova2432 Жыл бұрын
You guys loved Mencia too, you have shit taste in comedy mexico.
@pablohernandez5413 жыл бұрын
This was so spot on. Could not have been any better
@onib11274 жыл бұрын
"pulled out a knife, stabbed him in the heart".. bahaha.. I laughed out so hard at that part.
@rileybutterfield45277 жыл бұрын
he is so funny. I love him
@themtrider65307 жыл бұрын
Riley Butterfield i love you
@TrapasaurusFlex7 жыл бұрын
Generic on 2 Wheel's _ That was pathetic
@Peanut-ly7ll7 жыл бұрын
Riley Butterfield SUP Same last name
@MegaDucky266 жыл бұрын
He is funny, but there are to many thin skinned people out here after reading the comments.
@joefitzgeraldify6 жыл бұрын
Riley, you are gorgeous!
@jaimenavarro2223 жыл бұрын
I’m Mexican and I’m not offended at all, my mom stabs me in the heart all the time!!! And I came out alright...
@Elitecommando5012 жыл бұрын
Right 😂 these non Mexicans are soft
@doubledoodle47464 жыл бұрын
Bruh the part “shu lied to me” “ pulled out a knife and stabbed him in the heart” XDDDDDDDD
@0_Comprimise93 жыл бұрын
It's unreal how a comedian like him can take a Dora thing and run with it. Brilliant !!😂 Prob sitting there with kids watching and his wheels kept turning. Mad that's good shit.
@yeppers85716 жыл бұрын
"Make a move marico" ...lmfao
@nickrustyson81245 жыл бұрын
"Alright let's talk about Mexicans." This is going to be a great video
@javierdon59183 жыл бұрын
Asshole 😂
@yoloroyko63014 жыл бұрын
I've re watched this so many times I've lost count 😂
@joshtorres87534 жыл бұрын
People need to understand that no one takes a joke better than a Mexican. This guy is hilarious!!!
@arturitosanchezjr11305 жыл бұрын
Can somebody animate this pls
@coolranchdudess90515 жыл бұрын
@@harey3070 no reason, must animate
@jenniferbryn4 жыл бұрын
omg please!!!!!!!!
@Moodo764 жыл бұрын
Just use your damn imagination...
@TechnologyFML5 жыл бұрын
I need to stop watching these videos while doing my morning/night routines. I almost choked on my mouthwash 😂
@michaelcaranay45684 жыл бұрын
2019 and for me still ... "You're the machine!!!"
@LexMc06065 жыл бұрын
Sounds kinda like, *"It's the Border Patrolllllllll who lives under the briiiiiiiidge"*
@e2m5145 жыл бұрын
That kid got off easy, because at least he didnt get "the chancla"
@raypelling64403 жыл бұрын
That's what I'm sayin'! ...and how you KNOW it's not a true story.😁
@alexreinhardt6713 жыл бұрын
The worst enemy
@ThisIsSharkAttack5 жыл бұрын
"And the black kids are like BYATCH"
@CornPopWazABadDude4 жыл бұрын
This is when Bert was still a caterpillar, before he metamorphosisisis'd into a beautiful butterfly and started doing gigs with no shirt on.
@jordruss86214 жыл бұрын
This is such a great bit
@orderedsteps40505 жыл бұрын
YAAÀAHHHH!!!!! it's the machine....Hello from Jamaica.
@kartoffelschloss64255 жыл бұрын
1:45 I live in Connecticut, This is quite accurate.
@josealmeraz14844 жыл бұрын
Love the pause at the end , great shit 😂😅😂
@johndeltufo29424 жыл бұрын
when he quoted the boy saying "make your move mericon" i fucking lost it
@paulk.7942 жыл бұрын
Literally
@BeaudoinMotorsports5 жыл бұрын
Stabbed him in the heart
@yotamravid31596 жыл бұрын
3:14 How to make friends in Spore
@xx_rai510_xx35 жыл бұрын
IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
@SonoraSlinger Жыл бұрын
I moved from CT to AZ and this is entirely accurate
@ave93412 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen Bert giggle. It was a pleasure. Especially when he does it because things just spiraled out of his control and he doesn’t know what to do, lol… you all should see that clip of him at a cattle/steer auction.. 😂
@supremebuffalo63222 жыл бұрын
Where he accidentally buys a cow? 😆 Yep haha great clip
@diegoprovencio27615 жыл бұрын
Lmao you brought me out of my depression with that butterfly knife to the heart reenactment 😂😂
@jenniferbryn4 жыл бұрын
yay!!!
@HH-el8vp11 ай бұрын
Its funny we all knew it was a butterfly knife.
@bones_man3275 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm part Mexican and this is really funny to me. Especially about the Mexican moms. So true!
@mcminn943 жыл бұрын
Mad how this just popped up after Bert talking about it on the post
@gavdaddy287411 ай бұрын
Bert, you are one standup guy I can’t get enough of your hilarious jokes. The one about having Mexican daughters really got me going! Seriously brother you are too funny.
@jezhvrod40283 жыл бұрын
When I clicked on this video I wanted to be offended but it was WAAAYYYY TOO FUNNY😂🤣😆
@KP-gq2lw5 жыл бұрын
I never thought Bert was funny til I seen this 😂😭😂🤣 And I’m Mexican 🇲🇽 🇺🇸
@jesusfreak17003 жыл бұрын
My WiFi glitched out exactly when evee Everything stopped so it timed perfectly!
@nka19154 жыл бұрын
Bert : “Alright... Lets talk about Mexicans.” Me : *Sí?*
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_5 жыл бұрын
“Everything with a good tan under four feet tall stops.”
@Pinkalicious1125 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican-American woman, I approve! I laughed my ass off!
@hzq-yg8bj Жыл бұрын
You're not american, hop back over the border subhuman.
@DON_ON3 Жыл бұрын
Dam alcohol has fucked him up..he looks healthy here
@meisteraffe22394 жыл бұрын
This dude is the funniest guy i have ever watched!!
@antonnym2146 жыл бұрын
I rarely use this word, but this man is a genius. LOVE this stuff. And you have not LIVED until you have seen his The Machine story. OMG! Beautiful.
@theone121o4 жыл бұрын
As a mexican i find this hella funny
@jamesmayle37872 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It's more important than you know//
@surfmotor4 жыл бұрын
This is great. A white dude who's not afraid to joke and is good at it.
@fullchicken4492 Жыл бұрын
Why would he be afraid? He's not disrespectful and he's actually helping Mexicans integrate themselves more into society by telling actual funny jokes about them.
@crookedjack5499 Жыл бұрын
@@fullchicken4492 Because lonely fat white women on twitter with neon hair will get mad and accuse him of everything you can think of lmao
@afinelookinggentleman26315 жыл бұрын
Looks and sounds a bit like the machine, but this guys wearing a shirt
@carlavel44364 жыл бұрын
This is sooo true. I'm Latina and he's hilarious.
@holdenhill285 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking of Kenny Powers with a haircut
@ShadteR4 жыл бұрын
This was pretty epic
@_.shroomz3 жыл бұрын
*Everytime this dude yellin his name scared the hell out of me. lmao*
@majdaasee83836 жыл бұрын
4:52 somebody is gonna get hurt reeaal baaaad!!!
@WforBogart5 жыл бұрын
Majd Aasee I understood that reference.
@thunderstar2543 жыл бұрын
Crazy how time flies. That was my first intro to stand up comedy.
@DustinMercer6 жыл бұрын
wow. just discovered this guy. brilliant.
@normsweeney31162 жыл бұрын
So true about Connecticut!! Born and raised
@nicholascoburn61522 жыл бұрын
omfg I haven't laughed this hard in forever, just non-stop with this guy 🤣🤣
@determinedkid52436 жыл бұрын
😂😂i just kept thinking of my mom- 😅which i should be careful rn.... she could come any minute and find me wide awake.
@AnimeLover-yo9bk3 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I can confirm. That this is accurate.
@Umpstunnaaa4 жыл бұрын
I swear I watched this like 20 times
@JoseMarquez-lt6yx2 жыл бұрын
Tom already said bert is low key racist but he also said he's fixing him lol
@tellmtru5 жыл бұрын
I have never seen this man with a shirt on! Just wow!
@achanwahn5 жыл бұрын
I watched the Ralphie May joke about Dora & the punch line was completely different. How do ppl not know the difference?
@xarievans79783 жыл бұрын
im so used to seeing bert as his present self that seeing him in this video from so long ago i almost didnt recognize him
@TMTSYSTEMSATL Жыл бұрын
This was hilarious !!!
@ciderxera49636 жыл бұрын
If you're offended go back to watching fidget spinner videos in your "safe space"
@joshjansen48435 жыл бұрын
Legends Always Die agreed
@garrettladd11145 жыл бұрын
Or cry closet
@zairavega4205 жыл бұрын
Only the non mexican are getting offended lol
@laurenkerr75575 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Twocrudedudes5 жыл бұрын
it's funny because white people get offended more often over stupid shit
@brixapatino63775 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican this is fucking hilarious for me, especially the Dora joke!😂
@johnthegreek19804 жыл бұрын
The Machine!
@speedsterautowerks1222 Жыл бұрын
This was honestly his creative peak, still live you Bart