Why is his shirt on ?

"Let's talk about black people" Ok so, a white guy, a korean and a japanese guy walk into an airport

*I am the MACHINE*

Lmfao his Korean accent was actually Japanese!

I'm asian and this is one of the best asian jokes i ever heard. I almost died laughing. LMFAO. Bert Kreischer is one of my favourite stand up comedians.

Misleading title to say the least. Still funny as hell though.

I love how he laughs his ass off at his own jokes 😂

Lmao, this joke is so great because the joke is actually about himself, not about the Koren guy in his story.... He's making fun of his own ignorance, not other cultures and races

Idk why I died at the Spanish-Italian language misconception comparison. 🤣

Legend has it that people who watched this clip are still waiting for him to talk about black people.

He can expose all of our racial biases and makes all races laugh. He's gold.

Couldn’t hear the joke over the shirt yelling at me

RUN GODZILLA, I HAVE THE BIRD FLU...shat myself xD

Is he the real life Homer Simpson?

The South Carolina Georgia thing is accurate I know I live almost on the border.

I didn't recognize him at first because he's weaeing a shirt xD

It's like running in to 2 midgets that doesn't know each other lol 😂 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂 I can't stop laughing

why is burnt crystals shirt on???????????

this joke is actually more profound than he gives himself credit for, this really is how you beat racism

Bert is so damn funny and genuine he’s way smarter than he wants the world to know

Lmao what’s up with this title. Bro said black ONCE

The joke went from being about Japanese and Chinese people not understanding each other, to Japanese and Korean people not understanding each other. Bert is getting his Asian people all mixed up.

If i fall in a shark tank in mexico im not gonna be like donde estoy 😂😂😂😂

I always loved Bert, wish he still had his crazy fun travel channel show where he got people to go on unknown vacations...

The machine doesn't care about "political correctness" - I LOVE IT!

The Korean impersonation was the best 😝

Remember back in the day when you could start a stand-up routine with "do we have any Asians in here" and not end the routine with like eight controversies

Lol the Chinese bird flu joke still holds up

burt kreisscher is post malone's dad

I HAVE THE BIRD FLU lol

I know everyone rags on Bert and he's got that Machine gimmick now, but when i tell you i was crying listening to this album I'm not kidding. It hurt laughing so hard.

I mean, some Chinese & Japanese characters (written) are similar, but verbally and the definition is really different. Eample of a rare case where written characters, meaning and pronounciation (almost) are similar: 可愛. The second character is written in traditional Chinese, but would be written as 爱 in simplified Chinese. In Chinese, it's pronounced ke ai (kuh-eye) In Japanese, it's 可愛い (extra word:い, not found in Chinese), and pronounced as kawaii (kuh-why in English, ka-wai-ee in Japanese).

I honestly didn't know this until I was in the military. Had a guy in my platoon who was 100% Chinese, straight out of Beijing. We went to Korea for a while and whilst I we were there we heard some Korean soldiers talking and asked if he knew what they might be saying. He wasn't mad and explained that there is no common denominator between 90% of Asian dialects for the most part. Shits wild.

So I hear you are the machine

You had me at "squeal like a pig". 😂😂😂

Man that “bird flu” joke really hits after 2020

"it was an awkward situation to say the least". I love the nonchalant way he says it lmao.

"calm down buddy!" LMFAO. 😂😂🚫🚫💀💀

He is from Floriaduh, the make them different down there in the glades

I read all the comments and I don’t understand why people are offended by this guy. I’m Latina and Italian, the things he was saying about Mexicans are so funny because it’s. My mom would just give me a look and I knew once I got home I was in trouble. And I agree with the others why are the white people offended And us the Spanish-speaking people are not. We’re laughing our butts off because so much that he says is true. So funny.

It is an honestly an awakening experience finding out that other languages have different dialects and not all of them are as distinguishable as others. I mean, most of my life I'd figured that it was just English because English is already the nightmare language for non-native speakers (so I'm told). I had to find out from SALTY FANFICTION that there's different types of Chinese. Because Mandarin and Chinese are NOT synonymous, and it took fourteen years of life to learn that. (But thank god I know the Pythagorean theorem)

I hear you are the machine

Iowa is great.

The machineeee

Its like seeing two midgets in one day who dont know eachother... lol

I didn’t need the scene from Deliverance in my head

😂😂😂😂 surprised that this is still out here

I think he's hilarious. xD

Nine years later doesnt get old

It’s so weird seeing him with a shirt

That shirt looks amazing on him!

“Let’s Talk About Black People” ... ends up talking about Asians.

Yeah as someone who lives in iowa. There are alot of asians, Bosnians, and mexican

i have the bird flu... xD dude that is transcendental this year

I didn't know..glad I stay home ^u^

Bret you kill me 😂

Hes very clever this was an awesome bit

EXACTLY HOW A KOREAN SOUNDS (Ik cuz I’m korean)

Hey there’s a decent amount of Japanese and Koreans here in Iowa

Love how Bert cracks himself up.

The shirt, goatee, and haircut juxtaposed to his voice and personality we’ve come to know from the podcast, this looks like some shit Bert would wear to an audition for a role as a gigolo from Tallahassee.

That shit made my day lmao

*ah yes the machine*

i love bert! this is a fuckin great bit

Love how he laughs at his own jokes😁😅

This will always be funny

I hope this dosent get taken down

We used to be able to laugh about this outside.

I’m Korean. And I can say with full confidence that Bert speaks better Korean than me.

THE MACHIIIIIINE

I like that a comedian actually have to say just kidding.

I like how he starts off “any Asians in here”

Even Comedy Station doesn't take the time to get Brent's name right!

Oh god XD

I love the Shirtless blue collar style.

IT’S THE MACHINE!

Take the shirt oh the machine

So young, so thin, so much hair

I AM THE MACHINE

I’m from South Carolina... you know that I’m not kidding bc im flipping out I heard SOUTH CAROLINA

02:58 killed me!😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👊✊💪✌️

lol this was before the shirt 🤣

So Funny 😂🤣

Keep up the good work! We all know you are NOT a racist.

I mean I grew up in Iowa we I had one Vietnamese family that lived in my town and I don't remember seeing any other

Are we not gonna talk about how hes wearing a shirt

*i am the machine*

Loll Comfortably Dumb is an apt title.

How often do you see Bert on stage with a shirt on?

Great title

#EPIC

Kanji are symbols found both in japanese and chinese. And koreans can learn chinese quick because of the similarities in the language

I heard someone in the ocean scream shark, shark, help. I knew the shark wouldn’t help him.

AS SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN IOWA THIS FUCKING SLAYED ME OH MY GOD

That’s what it’s like here in Iowa! Lol 😆

Oh my god… if he did this routine today.

How long had this title been misleading?

He looks like a very overweight Adam Sandler in this one 😂

He sounded different back then compared to now lol u can just hear the youth in his voice lmao

He's not lying. I was in a place listening to two asians go back and forth, and the Japanese guy tells me in English, "I have no clue what he's saying". Because it was a Chinese guy. I'm like what, there is no cross-over at all? I was blown away just like be was.