I laughed at this waaaaaaay harder than I should have.

Holy moley hes wearing a shirt

No lie, I fell in the shower this morning and Bert is right. There is a brief moment where you're cognizant of the fact that you're falling and your brain starts looking for solutions before crunch time. Before my feet completely slipped out from under me, I legit looked at the shower curtain, remembered this exact clip, said "that won't save me", and down I went 😅

CUZ' I'M MARRIED TO YOU AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. This one is going to be a life-long keeper.

That was actually really good, I know Bert dunks on himself sometimes about his older work, but this was great. You can here his comedic voice the same way he tells stories now

Dude is a genius giving our survival instincts life of their own.

"It's slippery dippery dunk" LMAO!

I laughed so hard I almost choked to death

I almost choked on my hot pocket because of this

@ rockpyl YOU CANNOT STOP THE MACHINE!!!

The hardest I have laughed in so long

i'm crying 😂😂 this guy is hilarious!

I also fell in the shower trying wash my foot.

I have a cramp in my side from laughing and I'm cryingXD

I like Bert, he's not unfunny here. But he's at his funniest when he's just talking, because he's a naturally funny guy . Like, that's most standup comedy to be honest though. Like, stories are so much funny when it's just the one on one.

God this is old one of my favorite jokes I love Bert he’s my Personal all time favorite thanks for all the best laughs over the years Bert!

oh man I am so tired watching this and I literally just cry laughed for five minutes after the "grab the curtain" part. Funniest shit ever man!

Hey bert. You are a bloody fucking legend.

Three video clips in, and now I know I why I recognize this dude. #themachine

The moment he went “NYHEEEEEEE” I fucking died

This gives me hope...

I was cracking up, so funny!

love you berty

Powerful Bert Kreischer

"Shampoo bottle go up your ass" -bert

his voiced dropped an octave since this... Wtf?

Respect man respect

I can't remember when the last time I laughed this hard was, 😂😂😂

powerful bert kreischer

Because I’m married to you and I don’t care what I look like anymore.😂😂😂.

the machine!!!

MY HERO

I just love it so much so funny

I just saw this guy on an old Joe Rogan podcast. Really glad I checked him out! XD

Wife: WHY WOULD YOU FALL!? Me: gravity.

Fuck it he's THE MACHINEEEEEEEE

1:59 he sound like a rubber chicken

BERT!

The machine!

Do the Master Cleanse.

THE MACHINE !

I fell in the shower trying to get out, its over a bath.. it was a doozy I broke my nose blacked both my eyes chipped a tooth and sprained my wrist.. I went down like a baby elephant, my mum came running, seen me and just burst into hysterical laughter, so after I got my wind back I started laughing, mostly because I couldn't get up... the laughing didn't last long when I saw my blood covered face in the mirror in fact that's when the crying started, mine not mums that bitch is still laughing

I'm dying.

2:08 I'm dead.

Lmfao you're it 😅🤣

😂😂😂😂😂 aww

" cause I'm married to you and IDC what I look like anymore"....holy sweet Jesus aint that the truth

Holy shit I hurt I was laughing so hard

the machine

1:10

Who's going to tell him all the Bear chasers would be aaall over him

All these podcasts must be helping his popularity.

GO NOLES!!!!

YA MACHINA

Can somebody please tell me where I can download the full special?

TRUE STORY

Adam Sandler in 144p is funny as well.

Has anyone ever noticed that he looks like Homer Simpson?

Funny thing is If we fell I’d laugh 😂

Anyone hear his Russia trip story?

does anyone notice a style similarity him and Daniel Tosh have with delivery?

Did someone fall asleep writing the descripti

Oh man. i found a funny guy :D

Bert looked so much cleaner here

Bear bottom

😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:09

So I hear you’re the machine... 🤔

I'm so fat I sit in the shower. XD

1:09

Little does he know how much worse it gets

I am gay and I’d totally fall for this guy.

It’s weird to see him with a shirt on

Ha!! Don’t think a fat guy won’t cheat on you!! Ask me how I know this.

He thought he was fat back then...poor bert.

I also have a wife like this

So there was a time when you used to be a normal human and use a shower not a pool

I need to stop watching comedy late at night

@MichaeldbLinton im also underrated

He actually looks kind of skinny in this video and like Adam Sandler

Hurt Krier

He’s as funny as Joe Rogan. Exactly.

hes so thin compared to now

He's not fat though.

I like his comedy, unfortunately I had an ad with Chris Hartman walking the streets for his pimp Chase.

I just can't imagine as a man getting fat I would lay on the railroad tracks no man under 6 feet tall should weigh over 200 lb unless they're professional bodybuilder I guess

He got more attractive with time

There's 666 likes

Comfortably Dumb is EASILY Bert's best stand-up special. I hate that he shits on it on some podcasts. This was the thing that let everyone know Hurt Bert and Bert the Conqueror was actually a legit stand-up. Not only was he a great, loveable TV show host, he was a great comic. Bert seems to have forgotten that after all the influence from Joe Rogan. Bert is a WAY better comic and TV show host than Rogan. The Netflix specials where his wife get's to have artistic input on the edits is real Yoko Ono shit. And it is a HUGE downgrade from this special and the live shows. It's a huge mistake letting Karen edit your comedy special big boy. Worst case scenario, divorce, you get to fuck Adriana Chechik. And possibly marry her because you fall in love, because it is that good.

Almost as bad as Joe Rogans standup

THE MACHINE!

It’s weird to see him with a shirt on