This song really speaks to me in a personal way. My dad's had several work trucks throughout the years, two of which he still has to this day, and we gave each one a name and a personality. It may sound silly, but I think that's part of what's kept them going all these years, despite a few hiccups along the way. Even Dad's employees usually take to calling the trucks by name within a few weeks of working with them. I can totally see this series being rebooted as an animated film, with a message that a little TLC can go a long way, no matter who or what it's for.

Lyrics: Berta, lovely Bertha *YOURE A FUCKING 3D PRINTER IN A 80'S ERA KIDS SHOW. HOW. HOW?!?!?!!?*

This is one of the songs that I pops into my head at the most random of moments.

*All I can see are 4 friends taking a elevator to hell*

Sounds similar to al bowlly’s heartaches also known as “its just a burning memory”

This is a childhood treasure to me. It feels so British Eighties because it is and it feels like it couldn’t have been made in any other decade.

I know I'm 7 years late, but R.I.P Edd Gould 1989 - 2012 "Its Pretty Swell!"

All we need now are 4 guys *all in hoodies* in an elevator and rock music going in between each part of the song

If there was a band that made music like the first 30 seconds, I would buy all there albums! (I don't know why, but it's just so damn catchy!)

Bertha lovely Bertha, you are lovely machine And anyone who works with you will know just what I mean. Whoa . . . Bertha lovely Bertha, sometimes I think you're a dream When we work out what you have to do You can always turn the goods out Always turn the goods out, we can depend upon you Clicking in the day, flashing in the night Your computer is shining brightly Some people say you've a mind of your own And I think that's very likely, likely. Oh... Bertha lovely Bertha, sometimes I think you're a dream When we work out what you have to do You can always turn the goods out. Always turn the goods out, we can depend upon you.

I never watched this show but it gives me an intense nostalgia

Is it me, or did preschool shows of the day have better theme songs than any other? I would probably say this is one of the top 3 for best and catchiest of this category.

The music has some Thomas the tank engine feels in it :)

Probably the greatest kids theme tune of all time. I loved it. Great childhood memories

This never left my memory and had to find it tonight for some reaosn. So glad its online😃when people made proper songs for kids shows!!!

It's good that Bertha didn't fall into the CGI reboot trap which Postman Pat, Fireman Sam, and Bob the Builder all failed to avoid.

hmm that looks cool (watches an episode) THEY PREDICTED THE 3D PRINTER HOLY SHET

This makes feel old!

There are four things someone could think of whilst watching this: - Nostalgia from watching this in the 80s - Thinking this sounds like music from Thomas - The elevator to Hell from Eddsworld - Paul’s Vids’ Shed 17 prequel

this tune was the single most memorable theme tune of my childhood I play guitar.... this is getting covered

This should've been a hit record!

This was a British fever dream

Surprisingly back in the old days kids shows had some pretty catchy themes.

Oh my gosh I love this I miss it heaps, Bertha is my freaking jam it's so good!.

Still lost none of its charm & it warms the heart in ways that words can't describe.

This kinda reminds me of Over The Garden Wall. And Edd had such good taste in music.

Classic stuff from the days of Philip Schofield. I was 7 in 1985, remember this show well.

strangely, Edd Gould's Hello Hellhole brought me here. He slowed it down, but he still put it in the 'elevator to hell' scene

I think everyone's nostalgic, including me. This brings up good memories when I was a kid. I even bought the dvd for my kids!

So this was the song that played during the elevator scene in "Hello Hellhole" from Eddsworld. It's quite catchy. And apparently from reading other comments this was made by the same people who created Postman Pat and was suppose to be it's successor but ultimately that didn't happen bc PMP blew up clearly. I only wonder what it would be like if it was still airing to this day.

Pauls Vids brought me here.

This song rocks - I remember when Bertha originally aired as a kid in the 80's but didnt know they did a full length version of the theme tune.

rest in peace edd! you may be gone, but you're not forgotten. :)

Oh man, I haven't seen this show for ages. Used to really love it as a kid in the 80s. I believe this is the first time I've heard the theme song in English. I think it was dubbed in Finnish over here.

Everyone in the comments are talking about eddsworld but I'm here cuz I'm a big fan of Bertha

I found this the other night. Never seen the show before but this is a banger.

everyones walking about how this theme relates in someway to something else, but i just think it sounds nice

Oh memory lane, I love the theme and the tv series. I still have the tapes of this that I recorded all those years ago. It's hard to think that they only made 13 episodes of this show

just a burning memory ...

Taking an elevator to heck

I don't know how it works but this song puts my child to sleep in 1 up to 3 Berthas. Thank you Bertha, you save my evenings!

Comment section: 50% eddsworld 10% Paul’s vids 2% Thomas 48% other

Awww thanks for this, I love Bertha - such a blast from the past!!

still remember lots of the song from the 80s as a kid, classic.

This song just comes to me randomly sometimes and it makes me smile :)

Amazing - heck of an earworm still 35+ years after I last watched it lol

Man, nostalgia city. But why is this song better then anything in the charts right now?

Speed this up to 1.25x

Oh FANTASTIC!! Such a fun theme! I found myself singing this this the other day at work, and thought I'd look for it on KZfaq! Thank you for uploading!

One of my childhood 80s favorite children's TV series theme songs. 😇🎤🎧🎵🎶🎹💎💙

respect for uploading this - this tune goes deep

Fuck! This bought back some memories, just for a second I was 5 years old again sat with my grandad (sadly long gone now) watching kids telly in the afternoon on bbc1, back in the day of 3 channels!!!

Thanks for uploading this onto here. I've not got the soundtrack album but I've got this extended version of the theme tune on a cassette called Themes From Children's BBC. I copied it over to my Ipod and I've listened to it many times on the journey home from work/college in the evening.

I Remember Bertha It Was Created By The Same People Who Did Postman Pat So I Like It

Pretty catchy song. Too bad Bertha didn’t aired that long.

Who's here because of Paul's Vids?

My childhood! Always wanted to work with bertha!

Is it only me that thinks that many old songs are amazing compared to our new music

For 3 days I have been whistling this tune with no idea what it was but familiar nontheless. I just twigged a few minutes ago that it was this and the memories came flooding back! Thanks for this! Wardy

This is amazing! I can't believe this was in my recommendation

i cry when i hear this so nostalgia

Pov: you're riding an elevator to hell

Love this song it reminds me of my wife. She's a big woman and a bertha

ive never watched this show but I'd love to see remakes of this.

Never actually watched this show outside of small clips from that one horror parody by PaulVids, but man the theme song is a bop-

i used to watch it in PERU(south america) in sapnish,but the song intro was always in english!!i really love that song!!thanks!!

Although we could always depend on Bertha... *...she couldn’t rely on us.* **Cue guy getting crushed by rusty claw**

My favourite bertha the best machine song too

Lmao, can't believe the BBC released an LP for this legendary show. Would never happen today.

all i can see is a 0-10-0 midland railway banking engine

Honestly Can't Describe It In Any Other Way But, "My Bikes Name." I Love This Show...

this is our form theme tune! so funny hearing this every Friday LOVE IT

Omg….my childhood has all come flooding back 🥲 What id do too be 7 and carefree again 🥲🥲🥲

I'm 30 and I remember watching this when I was 5!! My favorite programme then,and Postman Pat!!! :-))))

Ah, so this is hell? What a sight.

There's a brand here called Berthas, my dad always sings this when he sees one of their products in the shop

one day... I will create it... Bertha In smash bros.

Superb,my favorite childhood cartooon.

this song reminds me of big bertha (the banking engine on the likkey incline from 1920-1959)

this a pure classic

This was GREAT! Like BRILL! Had me singing along and I really like that lil intro.

Thomas Your The Leader Mixed with All Star Brought Me Here

Well look what some one found in a time capsule.... Awesome! great upload.

I had this record when I was young!

Fantastic! Please please please upload the other songs!

Bertha's theme is Very good

:'( Bertha, Postman Pat, Fourways Farm, Brum.... I miss the old days!! Nostalgia!

This is a fantastic song I just love it

Thanks for sharing. Great to hear the full version of this. I knew of an extended version of the theme tune, but didn't realise there was a full soundtrack album. If by any chance you're able to upload any of the other songs from it, I'd love to hear them. :)

i always loved brian dalys music as a child, and the show in general!!!!!

I have this LP its great! lots of great tracks from the series and some that never made it to the episodes

Hands up if you really want a BERTHA MACHINE with you!!

Ok just for the record I am 13 and of all things my parents raised me on was this kids at my school did not even know that the show was. Now I look back and say “those kids were pathetic” and I sometimes still watch the show for fun

Soy mexicano y en la década de los años 90, con apenas 4 o 5 años de edad, veía esta miniserie en la tv. Hoy que encontré el soundtrack me llené de tanta nostalgia por aquellos años tan maravillosos de mi vida. Daría lo que fuera por regresar a ese tiempo. Bertha es un hermoso recuerdo sin duda alguna.

Roy Kinnear had a great and funny voice, R.I.P. (1934-1988)

Best show ever! End of story!

The greatest song of all time.

WHO FRIGGIN LOVES THIS SHOW

i PHYSICALLY cant be angry when i hear this song

Esta Bertha es hermosa y desconocida 🎼🎼🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎼🎵🎶🎶🎵