"A bonus on your next persuasion check" Oh here we go again

Plot twist they severely overpaid for everything, and nothing works.

The uno reverse would be the items actually doing nothing

"He's just going to be wearing a barrel with suspenders" Nope. He already sold the suspenders lmao

“How did you die?” “I snapped my suspenders too much”

Barbra getting the mcconaughey persona as soon as putting on the suspenders is amazing.

Best part of these segments were the sounds of Barbara snapping her bra straps in real life with the resulting groans from the other guys

My favorite part was that the suspenders give the user a southern drawl. When she tried convincing her team members to give bart the things they just haggled for, i had to stop working for a minute 😂

I remember a scene from a webcomic where the protagonist is offered a choice between a slightly-cursed invisibility cloak or some gold as payment for helping a shopkeeper. She asks if she can try it on, and the merchant starts to reply that letting the customer try on the invisibility cloak is the first thing they learn NOT to do in Merchant School... but then realizes that the work is already done, sighs, and says that in this SPECIFIC scenario if the protagonist doesn't reappear she can just assume that she silently accepted the cloak as payment. 😂

What they didn't know, they weren't the ones getting the bargain, the shopkeep was.

Bruh, Bart died of 3d4 of suspenders damage!

Bard had less like 30 healf after they both all of the stuff, the best part is hearing evrybody horror wile Barbara does the same with her bra.

This is exactly why you aren't allowed to test drive the invisibility cloaks anymore.

Similar energy to Taako buying that thing that you can trade for someone's most valuable item on successful persuasion and then immediately turning around and trading it back to Garfield for the Raging Flaming Poisoning Sword of Doom

Micah should get Barbara a customized bra for Christmas so she can keep freaking out the guys. Like, get a bra with padding underneath the straps and super elastic brastraps so she can make it look super painful. I can just picture their horrified faces.

Now to purchase a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom.

He'd have to attune to the item first.. technically. Good thing the DM was nice, and told him what the item did as well.

Just watched this episode yesterday. Amazing pod!!!

Grim Reaper: While yes he'll be dead in a few months but there's something about his persuasion that I'll go ahead and make it a full year

“A ring of invisibility you say? Can I try it on?” “Be my guest… … … hello?”

This is just The Slicer of Tapir Weir Isles with extra steps

If bro rolled a 20 I know he would said “For you my friend”

I love how later Bart just forgets that they give you a southern accent

*Snaps the suspenders, falls over dead, forgot he only had ONE health left*

In my last session we did something similar. I, an orc, and my friend, a short tiefling, were trying to buy some magic rings, including one of Feather Falling. Except, the line was insane. Like hundreds of people. Soooooo, I gave the Feather Falling ring to my friend and chucked her to the start of the line. I made the strength check, she made the stealth check, and she slipped into the 5th spot like nothing.

I was expecting them to check the value after and it be like half what they payed🤣🤣

Bart at 1 hp: thank you kindly for your business… *proceeds to pass out from suspender damage*

Actually beautiful animations, voices, love it all

I have a story about a magic item: When I started in D&D, one of the players in the campaign I was invited into was a massive misogynist. Me and my (female) roommate were invited to play by the DM. And this player had no warning signs prior to us joining, or the DM would have kicked him out already. Anyways, my roommate makes her PC, so do I, and off we go. It quickly becomes obvious that Problem Player is targeting my roommate and her PC: Any plan she makes is shot down almost before she finishes talking. He always trying to do things like steal her share of the gold or items. In two separate towns, he makes false reports about her being a murderer or bandit to the authorities. He was always talking down to her ICly and OOCly. His PC would hit on her, keep making lewd comments about her character's body, and making comments about how she should be back at camp while 'the men' are fighting. His excuse was 'This is how women would be treated in this time period'. Ignoring the DM saying 'That's not how they're treated IN MY CAMPIGN WORLD!' DM and the other players are floored; They've known Problem Player for about 4 years, and he's NEVER acted like this before! It finally comes to a head when the DM tries to ferret out what's wrong, and Problem Player gets angrier and angrier over the questions before screaming that 'Girls don't play D&D' and making fun of my roommate's weight (She was the daughter of two hefty parents, who each also had hefty parents, so she was never going to be skinny. She was fit and active.). He gets kicked from the group, but keeps showing up. It's my apartment that we play in, so I'm prepared to call the cops when DM gets an idea for a magic item to make him leave and never come back. Roommate needed to work the next months of sessions, so we invited Problem Player back, told him we kicked Roommate, and were inviting him back, etc. Really stroked his ego. DM gave him the Belt of Giant Strength +3 he always wanted...With an unlisted curse; Anyone wearing it changes gender, but seems seems to be their own gender to themselves. Suddenly, guys were hitting on Problem Player's PC, making sleezy comments, making decisions for Problem Player's PC, but never outright saying the PC was now a woman. Just treating his PC the same way he treated Roommate's PC. He figured out what was up when he stole the DM's notes at work (They were co-workers, and DM would bring his notes to take to my place after work). He showed up again, screamed that we were all stupid for not sharing his views, and that the group would fall apart without him. It did not. But yeah; the Cursed Belt Of Secret Gender Change was a fun item. The DM used it a few more times for the few years before I moved away, but to more humorous effect instead of malicious.

Loved this episode Ah hell I actually just love this podcast. The whole cast and crew have been doing a great job with editing, voice acting. And community stuff.

Later when they left, "... Probably should've mention those items are cheaper than what they asked for..."

I love Bezzler's sob stories. He acts like he isn't swindling the party out of hundreds of gold pieces.

Plot-Twist: All those Roles were high enough even without suspenders.

I appreciate the frequency of animated shorts vs puppet. I love the puppets but these are still very fun to watch after finishing campaign 1

The real plot twist would be the revelation that everyone before had tried the very same thing until they got KO'd by the damage from the suspenders and ended up getting looted by the shop keep.

Bart is gonna need a lot of health potions

Bart was basically a god of haggling, using those suspenders he would always find a cheaper price for magic items. And it was part of a running gag that started with barts truth ring that they would use the items on besler

I have a great mental image of Bart snapping the suspenders once too often and just fainting mid sentence due to incapacitation. *snap!* "How's about you part with this wand here for...hey, why is the floor getting closer?" (Falls face first onto the floor)

Swavier is a great character name

Causally breaks ribs to pay 15% less

legit JUST listened to this episode for the first time earlier today

You'd think the shopkeep would have his own magical item that gives him advantage on insight checks.

Just watched the episode of this, made me crack up. 10/10

Was waiting for gus to say the suspenders were only worth like 10 gold 😂

Just listened to this episode! Funny as always!

This video right here was probably my very first ever interaction with the stinky dragon podcast and now I am very far in the actual podcast itself and I love it so much

I was hoping they would include “Hey, what happened to Bart? Yeah, he died at the end of a shopping spree.”

God, as someone who wears suspenders daily, I love this

Ah yes. The video that got me to start listening to the podcast.

I like to imagine bart is just f$#@ dead on the ground after every shop they enter

I love that I found the Sinky Dragon. I also love that im literally listening to the episode now and just cant stop laughing at this animation😂

It would be really cool if you guys upload all these dnd campaigns to sound cloud so I’d have something to listen while at work you can only listen to your playlist so much

That "Alright, alright, alright" was BEAUTIFUL

This was very entertaining, though i will say i didn’t think taking two shots of warm up was a pet peeve, figured it was normal since my league has always done it, only learned about the 1 shot warm up when I started going to tournaments 2 years ago. Entertaining video keep up the good content Nick!!

Garfield the Deals Warlock would like to **know your location**

They leave the store with a whole semi truck full of loot from the guy and the suspenders guy is in a full body cast as they leave lol

Such a ttrpg moment. I love it

I could watch this on loop forever.

there’s gonna be a sign up next time you’re there “NO TRYING ON THE SUSPENDERS”

Lmfao Bart is fucking awesome 😂😂😂😂😂

I love how they buy all these items and completely forget about them lol

Just make them roll a persuasion check to persuade the merchant that you are not mentally or physically ill, because you keep intentionally hurting yourself. They will get a bonus to that roll instead !

I would love if you did a whole show animated like this

Yo we need a Cartoon Network show of this shit NOW

(snaps suspenders on barrel)

And here I was hoping that either they were offering too much for the items so the shopkeeper was just going along with it, or that he'd bust out his own pair of suspenders :V

😂 Bart just slowly dying after each snap

Never been interested in dnd but my goodness, this podcast seems like a hoot

I hope they kept track of the damage, would hate to accidentally knock yourself unconscious o.o

Your fashion sense is fire.

I think i felt the suspenders making my body tremble while bart uses it

This reminds me of learning how broken the artificer used to be using the old item creation rules and a bit of off time. You could literally slap on a bunch of negative effects on an item to cut the gold price down, and then have its only positive effect be a buff to whatever skill you needed to make a better magical item on the next loop. My personal favorite was the cursed gloves of magical item use, except my DM didn't allow me to actually make them cursed on purpose so they were just gloves that very specifically would never fit anyone but my dude.

Ive never heard of this podcast. Didnt know it existed til now. Recognized Gus' voice immediately

Probably wiser to consolidate your purchases, such as to take the least damage

Same energy as Juston McElroy from The Adventure Zone (Balance) buying the *The Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles* and immediately swapping it for the *Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom*. Excellent content.

"Magic conch shell what do i do?" Mcs:"nothing"

I love the barrel with "M" movable rods 😂

…. Bruh that last one almost unlived him

I must admit I would pay for a tv show with these shenanigans

Now I want more sacrificial stat boosting items. Like a cough drop candy that burns your throat but increases your intimidation

The suspenders of haggling would be so fun to mess with in actual d&d

And that will get me to check out and probably subscribe to your channel. Well done.

He's carrying the Barrel of immovable rocks im a moveable barrel, LOL

I like how the sign on the barrel says "M" moveable rods. 😂

This is how you get into "bag of ioun stones and a couple staffs of the magi" territory.

The Druid in our party bribed our dm to add this in the next clothing shop we pass by. This is going to be the best session ever-

Plot twist,the merchant is immune to non-magical persuasion

When the shoet person has not only charisma but also alot of consitution 😂😂😂

The suspenders of begging. When worn they give a plus 2 to charisma when they snap them since they look like a begger

I was waiting for the plot twist to be the shop keeper was just trying to get his health low before a fight 😂

Speciale di halloween apprezzatissimo, saró sempre favorevole allo scouting e vedere le differenze stilistiche tra storia e storia è come miele per le orecchie haha

This shit is genuinely funny.

I figured the shopkeep was so nonchalant because anybody wearing the suspenders usually ends up killing themselves before they leave the shop.

Bro could buy a house with the amount of gold they gave him 1 copper= $ 1 1 gold = $100

"a barrel with suspenders" Suspenders... OF PERSUASION

suavier is such a good name for a shopkeeper

Matthew McConaughey has entered the building and he’s here to make a deal 😎

Love that Barb was snapping her bra strap every time she used the suspenders 🤣 peak immersion

The bonus is on persuasion checks, not appraisal. The persuasion checks were DC 2, because he was asking to buy things at severely overpriced amounts.

I was half expecting one of them would be a Nat 1 and that they either spent more or the suspender crits and one-shot