Here lies David Caradine. He came as he went.

Surviving Edged Weapons earned its place on the tree.

What's ironic is that David Carridine breathes life into that bar scene

Rich Evans will never cease to amaze me. He can't properly enounciate "breasts" but has no problem saying "autoerotique asphyxiation" serveral times in a row. What a truly splendid man.

Rich can't say plural breasts and Jay can't say singular breast, amazing synergy

The eternal words still ring true; "Ron Marchini CAN. NOT. ACT." - Len Kabasinski, 2014

I just want to point out how well Rich pronounces "autoerotic asphyxiation" every time.

I was told by Rich Evans to comment on this video if I got that joke.

That INXS joke has several layers. The damn album that "I need you Tonight" was on was even called "KICK"!

At the end of the day, it's about subverting your family's expectations.

Ironic how the episode began with Rich Evans trying to choke himself to death and then they watch a movie with David Carradeen

In the Cannon, Christmas or Crocodile and Kickmas specials, Mike manages to pick the one Christmas film, each time.

Nothing can describe how afraid I was when they showed the couch and Mike wasn’t there. Some fear death, others disease. Many fear losing those that are closest to them. I fear the day when I have to watch a group of Milwaukee film nerds bitch about Christmas movies for an hour and NOT seee Mike Stoklasa drunkenly staring into my soul from the other side of a computer screen.

Ended up at Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

18:55 “It’s just like ‘Night of the Kickfighters,’ but worse.” *Rich laughs so hard that Mike recoils away*

“Karate Cop” should have been called “Post A-COP-alypse”

Someone should edit The Big Bang Theory and replace the studio laughter with Rich Evan's laughter.

"You know, I like plot twists that make the story less interesting." -Rich Evans

I love how at 27:41 Jay went from bored out of his mind to childishly excited when the Christmas Light movie took that sharp left turn

I love Jay's dismissive "Yeah, that's cause that's Len."

The fact that there's enough consumer demand to justify having an emergency groin surgery clinic there gives me deeper understanding of the scope of alcoholism in Milwaukee.

I like this Mike afraid of edged weapons meme, this is the low quality schlock I subscribed for

I love how Mike’s attempt at a Star Trek Crystalline Entity reference got totally cut off and stomped on by accident

>Rich constantly laughing in every clip "I only got 2 minutes of entertainment"

Mike is very rapidly deteriorating since Surviving Edged Weapons

RLM is a show about family.

"There's no bras in the future" that's what George Lucas said *slide whistle*

Adam West is so damn charismatic in everything

Is anyone else excited for F* You, It's January 2018?

"What does Santa need with a starship?" - James T. Kirk

"He recorded his lines in july. He just really likes eggnog." Good joke jack

Mike and rich evans' chemistry is honestly half of what makes rlm so good

the joke at the end would have been better if the hospital was a miniature.

Samurai Cop, Hollywood Cop, Space Cop, and now Karate Cop. It's like poetry, it rhymes. Each stanza rhymes with the other, if we can just get it working.

I've had a boglin literally my entire life and never knew what it was until now. My grandmother scooped the eyes out and replaced them with lightbulbs to make a Halloween decoration.

This post not affiliated with " Toy Story " in any way.

Mike's Surviving Edged Weapons PTSD is all I wanted for Christmas. 😂😂

Mike trying so hard not to mention Star Trek: The Next Generation's crystalline entity.

The look that Mike gives Rich at 18:59. That's what true love looks like.

22:55 You know you've officially rewatched BotW on a loop too much when you recognise the Cybernator villain for the first time in Karate Cop kicks 30-40

"He died doing what he loved." David Carradine

I love that this episode was about family. I really subverted my expectations.

had a terrible evening and cannot stress enough how much this video cheered me up even though I had watched it like three times before lol

4:50 "Rachel! It's Lincoln and his goons!" -Robert E Lee-

Ron Marchini is the latest director / starring actor to wear a black tank-top-sleeveless shirt. RLM is psychic.

I'd have called Karate Cop 'Acopalypse'.

Incredibly, The Christmas Light actually has a sequel according to IMDb. That one is basically full length instead of 20 minutes though so I imagine it's just very boring.

27:41 is my favorite moment by far. That moment when Jay just quickly leans forward, his attention instantly grabbed as hes trying to figure out whats going on. Its amazing to see.

"In excess" *Plays "Need You Tonight" by INXS from the album "Kick"* I clapped. I clapped when I got it.

The fact that they released a Christmas episode 3 days after Christmas really subverted my expectations.

The whole Lurch Wizard of Oz conversation had me in stitches xD . "Sir, that lens has never been tested!"

OK, That "strip club" is clearly a Chili's. They stop panning just before the get to the Chili's sign on the wall. Pretty sure the interiors are shot in that same Chili's, too.

When I saw Rich hanging himself and the title I though it’s was Merry Kink-mass and Rich Evans was auto-erotic asphyxiating himself.

This episode really subverted my expectations

It's too bad "Karate Cop" ended up being garbage, because the premise is intriguing. Theoretically, a movie about a lone cop restoring order to the lawless wastes while searching for the last working teleporter should be pretty sweet. There's tons of potential there for run-ins with mutants, raiders, and technology-worshiping cargo cultists. Also, I actually like David Carradine's performance in the scene he's in. He works as the sweaty, grizzled barkeep of a post-apocalyptic roadhouse. Although it's pulpy, it's also a lot more colorful than anything Ron Marcini does. If you wanted to do this movie right, maybe David Carradine's character could have been a martial artist prior to the war. Then he and cop guy could band together to go find the teleporter, giving them ample opportunity to mow down bandits _de_ _jure_ .

The Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is "How many kicks are in Karate Cop?"

Rich’s suicide was filmed at the end of production but placed in the beginning. Rest In Peace my beloved.

autoerotique asphyxiation in da HOOOOUUUUSSSSE!

Ron Marchini is from my hometown and was actually a fantastic karate tournament fighter during his day, seriously legit badass. While taking classes at his Renbukai studio/dojo/whateverthefuck, his movie, Omega Cop, was released "into theaters" and as a treat for his karate students, hosted an early screening at what was then the city's ancient movie theater. It was such a shit show of a movie, but fun to see someone you know in a movie, plus ADAM WEST.

Did Logan Paul make this thumbnail?

Unexpected Star Fox reference that almost everyone got.

Did something really embarrassing happen to David Carradine? EDIT: I see he has costarred in a Rob Schneider film :/

This Best of the Worst was about family and that’s what made it so powerful!

The Christmas Light looks like it was filmed inside a blank HL2 multiplayer map

I've been waiting a long time to get a clip of Richard Evans choking himself For reasons

Now, me personally, I found this episode subverted my expectations. Very cool.

So Rich Evans tries to choke himself before reviewing a David Carradine movie. An act of pure genius

Nothing more amazing than to realize, 4 years too late, that I have the same knife that Jack is going to stick Mike with after the next black spine.

I'm disappointed in Mike not working in ST:TNG when describing the evil snowman as a entity of crystals.

I can't believe Mike counted the kicks just to prove Jay wrong.

As soon as I saw the bar my thought was: "Meanwhile, on the set of Cheers..."

27:48 there's something magical about watching four grown men struggle to grasp and analyze this scene.

But tell me how you guys _really_ feel about The Last Jedi.

GUN CHUNKS™

I saw Night Of The Kickfighters in the theater and the “fuckin A!” might have been the biggest laugh.

That short moment when Mike talked about Boglins was so cute. He seemed genuinely excited. =)

Which year will it be when Rich sees a Christmas Tree in the studio that he just runs out of the building screaming and doesn't come back until January?

That weird moment where Red Letter Media turns into Boglinwatch and you can feel all the youtube channels you watch getting closer to The Great Conjunction where they all mold into one super channel that will destroy us all.

4:43 Whooaa! Wow! 7:37 Surviving Edged Weapons treetopper 7:48 S.E.W. flashbacks 11:29 📼 Movie #1 11:44 Mike's Suburban Sasquatch & Rich's Penguin impression 13:07 The punishment for not cleaning your room 18:57 Mike is startled by Rich's famous laugh 19:35 David Carradine's legacy per Jay & Mike 22:31 The Kick Count 24:26 How orginal 😶 24:34 📼 Movie #2 26:54 Me, me, me Ahahahahaha 32:04 Not Frosty the Snowman 34:31 📼 Movie #3 36:41 Obligatory car driving off the cliff clip 38:35 Hey ladies 😉 39:46 It's Lurch! 44:18 'splodey 💥 51:04 Make sure to land directly on the fiery barrels 51:35 Going down with the Jeep 52:43 I have you now! 54:20 BOTW

How did it take me 4 viewings of this video until I noticed that the cover of "Night of the KickFighters" features a boot with a goddamn circular saw on it?

My wife owns "The Christmas Light" somehow. I was dying laughing and she recognized the plot!

Rich Evans' tribute to David Carradine in the intro was a wonderful Christmas treat.

"No one had a model kit that's THIS BIG!" (laughs in neo zeong)

ah yes, the old Emergency Groin Surgery, my favorite place to receive health care

Great quote "how did the best of the worst end up better than the last Jedi review". Such a great quote

"welcome to the show, Mike. This is what we do every. fucking. episode."

That hard cut to Emergency Groin Surgery sign gets me every time. One of the funniest things I've ever seen, legitimately.

27:40 jay snaps out of the fever dream and wakes up to fever reality

"The important part is that Lurch comes in."

I've been waiting so long for this I'm going to watch it on 0.25x speed.

Just like David Carradine, Christmas came and went

32:35 The subverting expectations time stamp for future me

I see what you did with this one: You wanted a way to watch cheesy martial arts movies, but needed a way to make sure that no Steven Seagal movies could accidentally make it into the lineup.

INXS didn't even get that joke.

The Christmas Light has such incredibly strong Ratboy Genius vibes.

42:38 The nonchalant way that the stripper continues her half-assed dancing throughout the entire fight really makes this scene so much more awesome. A true forgotten masterpiece.

They should have built a miniature of the emergency groin surgery building at the end.

At the end of the day, subverting your expectations is about family

"Think of it this way: if Rian Johnson was managing the local Pizza Hut, you'd order a pizza and they'd deliver a newspaper. Sure, it was a surprise, but it didn't make much sense, nor did you want to order from them again. But it sure subverted your expectations, didn't it?"

And so, with the start of December, I begin my pilgrimage back to all the Christmas Best of the Worst episodes.