Zach sounds like a giant nose with feet

"i held it up like isis holds a severed head"

Zach describing the animals on the walls and then saying that they're there for "kids to look at while they die" legitimately made me fucking scream with laughter.

Zach shitting his pants and trying to spin it as Alpha-Maling them had me crying tears of laughter.

"I took the gamble... I got snake eyes my friend." Is a quote that forever lives with me because of how true it is. We all have a fart that's a gamble, and every now and then we roll snake eyes.

I like how Niall says his family only goes to the hospital if its a real emergency but he had an organ removed cause he faked a stomach ache lmao

Jeff's laughter when he and Zach talked about how they tricked Niall into believing Zach died is the most contagious laughter from any podcast so far.

“I broke both of my fingers” Does he only have 2 fingers?

Lost it at "Did the nurse take your ass pressure?"

is it just me or is the story like 10x funnier because of zach's voice

"I held it up like ISIS holding a severed head."

The fact that these men are somehow all still alive is an absolute miracle

This entire story feels like a weird fever dream from a Kubrick movie

16:38 “this is where kids go to die” and they see a blue giraffe and regular colored monkeys and Zach yelling at the monkeys.

"It was black like tar" boi was bleeding internally, always scary

once i farted and it was pure water

I was listening to this in a bus. I nearly died trying not to laugh loudly.

this could be an episode of always sunny

"Who's in this podcast?" "Uh... Niel, Zuocke, Crab, and Joubb." What is this, OneyPlays?

The most wacky part about this is that I was BORN at that hospital

"I held it up like ISIS holds up a severed head" is a criminally underrated quote

Zach's anger at the blue giraffe is easily the cherry on top.

" Unless you're dying. " Sounds like my parents. Ex-paramadics that told me " If you're not spurting bright red blood, you're fine. " I took that to heart and never told them about the fact I was getting weak, tasting blood constantly and feeling more and more like something was incredibly wrong during vacation. On our way home I didn't even have the strength to keep the act up anymore, to which they attributed to altitude sickness. ( Texans that visited Colorado. ) But we got home and I wake up Sunday for church... and as soon as I try to stand, I look down where my six pack usually is as I feel the worst pain in my life and my abs are basically gone and replaced with a big bloated malformation. My liver was about to explode it turned out. Turns out I had Acute Lymphatic Leukemia and should have had a heart attack three times over by then. I was fortunate to be alive.

"Where is Zach Hadel" "Th-that way sir" "Thank-..fuck you"

always sounds like he has two fingers up his nose and i love him for it.

Only learning who Zack is after watching Smiling Friends has been absolutely amazing cause all I can picture in my mind is Charlie telling every one of these stories

*I took the gamble*

I want all 23 minutes of this animated

I remember laughing like a fucking maniac when chris exclaimed "you wandered into a closed hospital?!" because we all have that one friend that triggers random ass events on daily basis

The way Zach says "BLACK SHIT MEANS I'M BLEEDING ON THE INSIDES" makes me bust up laughing every time 💀

in the beginning zach sounded like a drum set during a solo

my dad survived a heart attack at Abington. Zachary was in good hands

Chris: What would you make people do do at your few few? Zack: I'd poo poo

"I was brought up not going to the doctor unless I was dying!" Says the man that got his appendix removed because he faked having a stomach ache to skip school lmfao

this is LITERALLY the plot of a Sunny episode, and I need vinny vinesauce to see this.

This sounds like some kind of greentext story

everyone has gambled with fart with a fart and lost

Zach sounds like he has like 14 clogged noses. It makes everything he says 14x funnier

Thanks to Zach, I learned that farts are a gamble.

Good question at the end, i once told my friend that if i die my last wish for him is to spit on my grave at the funeral and not telling anyone why.

I can't believe "and hand it to me, so I can eat it" went right over everyone's heads

probably my favourite sleepycast bit of all time

Was Zach poisoned by the same crazy Russian delivery guy that poisoned Chris, Ding-Dong, and Julian?

Zac is dead

"The Giraffe was blue. But the Monkey was the normal fucking color!" These are the things that would really bother you when your about to die.

I love the manic piano music quietly playing in the background

This story always reminds me of the time I worked at home depot and shat on myself thinking it was a fart. It was the first time in my adult life I had to go to the bathroom and throw out my underwear. I blocked most of out of my memory and never told a soul.

looks like psychic pebbles was dishin out bloody pebbles hahhaha

My parents, ex paramedics... They had to deal with a ton of nurses that overestimate their capability / station. One nurse nearly killed me because the chemotherapy I was on was leeching out all of my hydration, my heart rate was incredibly high and I was barely responding to stimulus, basically. Skin was slow to " snap back " and finally my Dad just shouts down the nurse whom didn't know he had medical expertise and tried lying to him, saying everything was fine and we needed to do our exam still. Needless to say he dragged me up to floor 5 and my doctor was fucking pissed at that nurse.

I’m glad Zach pointed out that every single fart feels like a risk.

"Never gamble on a fart, because you never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to" ~Cr1tikal

The "have you ever thought about hurting other people or yourself" wasn't on the form. The nurse was just probing for a partner in crime.

Zach and genuine anger just don't mix lmao

I'm becoming a millionare just to pay Disney Studios to animate this story

Of course Zach's hospital story starts with him sharting his pants

Zach has so many great one-liners in this video lol

Zach talking about shitting his pants with such dignity is so damn funny

this is a hell of a story...

I like how Oney (oh wait i guess it's jeff?) always interjects with "you didn't finish your story" to make sure that the story doesn't get too sidetracked

Zach is great at story telling. He really brings a tale to life.

The background music when they are at the hospital is great sounds just like hospital music

Zach had a "shitty" experience

Everything about this is funny, the music, the conversation, Zach's voice, and the colourful usage of words.

Having an extremely pained stomach whenever I eat something acidic or with dairy, I feel this story every other week

The box of tissues part really hit home for me

Holy shit, these guys can't let each other talk

ER can be a bitch I know, couple years back me and my parents were playing cards when my Dad started having a major heart attack. So we packed him in the truck and hauled ass through red lights to the ER. En route, he had a massive groan and lifted from his seat then went limp. No heartbeat no breathing. After half a minute of frantic yelling "Dad!" He just had took a huge gasp and looked at us confused. This is the worst part when we left I called the ER and told them I was bringing him in for a heart attack, her response I shit you not, was "Don't bring him to ER bring him to the front, we treat sickest patients first." Well he lived. Had 99% blockage of his (widow maker) artery and 90% in another main artery. Had three stints put in overall. So how he was revived remains a mystery to us, but he was dead for 20 seconds. Night crew receptionists and nurses are the worst, not all of them but a lot. Hell the folks at the CCR know all of us very well, within 2 years we had 3 family members a total of 5 times once for a triple bypass.

I broke my nose and got a gash on the side of my face that left a scar right next to my eye a couple weeks ago, I passed out while I was out with friends and managed to skid four feet across pavement. It took them four hours to even get me scanned and two more to get my nose reset, then another hour to get my stitches in. They also never really checked for a concussion, heh.

It's a 10 act movie, lol

Moral of the story: don’t take health advice from people who are anti-doctor/medicine

The perfect entertainment to enjoy my Friday evening candlelit steak and tea dinner with a glass of 1952 vintage red wine.

16:00 "hey, if you need to shit, shit in this little plastic thing and give it to me so I can eat it" got a laugh outta me ngl

Is this the plot of the next episode of Hellbenders?

Its pretty funny and shitty that Nial tried to change up the story's details to leave out the fact that he talked Zach into going to the hospital, and made it sound like he originally intended on waiting a week. Everybody ganging up on him is totally justified in this episode.

I love the reasoning why Zach held his shitty drawers in the air

There was like one of those group swings at our school. Some fat guy swinging just sat on my head out of nowhere and i heard my neck cracking like a water bottle and just ended up stuck looking upwards into the sky. My principal called my mom and she just drove me to the hospital on a bike. Had to wait hours on the waiting room while looking at the ceiling. Some nurse came in and asked what the problem is. Had a week of no school tho.

what is this? minecraft?

“Than-fuck you” gets me everytime

~Zach hospital story~ Oh boy I wonder what happened to Zach “Well you are shitting blood.” Ah

I think I'm gonna start watching more of these

3:41 Zach's voice kinda gets normal for a second.

In SleepyCast, Zach claims he's nothing like his online persona and is actually a really boring dude. But then he also tells a story about the time he shit himself and instead of quietly excusing himself, he held up the stained pants like a flag. This man is an anomaly.

i love how the music gets more and more aggressive throughout the video.

Damn you cut out the funniest sound Zach ever made right at the beginning.

just wanna say im a big fan of the podcast and this youtube channel

Back when I was 13 and lived in this shitty ass (basically fucking 3rd world) country, I was having stomach pains for a few days but I sorta ignored them. The pains started becoming more severe and they were narrowing down to my lower right abdomen so I figured I'd just go to the hospital if it gets much worse. So at 2AM I'm up playing videogames while my parents are out at a wedding or some shit, and the pains are so bad I have to put down the game. I search it up and find out wtf an appendix is and I start to panic a bit because my parents weren't answering the phone at this point. Had to call another family member and eventually my parents answer and they all drive me to the hospital. All the lights are off and we can't find a single person in any section of this hospital until finally there's this chick at reception. She gives us directions and I have to walk all the way there in my painful state. The fucking doctors were sleeping on the machines, and when we told them what was up they were basically like "yeah that machines are fucked I dunno". Then we drive around for an hour trying to find a private hospital that's open, but no luck until this one guy outside tells us of when that's essentially in another city. Thankfully when we get there my appendix hasn't burst yet and it was a bomb ass hospital and everything was cool from there on in. Still pisses me off that the actual public hospital owned by the government is such a piece of shit. If you decide you're dying past a certain hour you're fucked.

I have never heard Chris this fucking angry before, it's hilarious

I like how Jeff is there dad who’s just done with their crap

I revisit this clip every now and then and am captivated every single time

I come back to this video every once in a while and it blows my mind they posted this highlight during my freshman year of college. Keep shitting your britches Zach!

First I see zach talking about how he wants his funeral on critkals channel and now I'm seeing a vid on how he almost died *zach better start watching his back now*

10:24 always gets me

22:22 I always laugh at the funeral thing.

This is the highest I've heard Zach's voice ascend.

I love zook crab and joob

Lmao this exact situation happened to me like 5 days ago. Was not ready to have a finger go full knuckle into my hole. Zach’s recreation really captures the trauma of that experience

Why isn't this animated?

I feel like this is a good time to tell this story one time when I was like 19 or 18 I forget but my doctor called me up he was this guy like barely in his 30s he was a massive weirdo but anyway I had gotten my physical for the year and a few days later he called me at work and said i had to come down later today so I said ok and went on with my day and went home to shower. And when I got there he said I have a testosterone defficency mind you I'm 6'3 and weigh 210 pounds so I gave him this confused ass look and he prescribed me these massive horse pills of testosterone like 300 mg and said I should regularly work out until that bottle of pills was empty mind you this bottle was as thick as a 2 liter and 10 inches tall and he charged me a suspiciously low amount so I listened figuring well he's the professional and a week later after I had been working out daily he called me up again and said to come down again during the weekend. I came in and it turns out he was a big fuckin gay and wanted to turn me into his personal beefcake so I left and never went to that doctor again I'm 24 now

I love this story and I listen to it a lot

Zach is dead