Bible Time (feat. Hbomberguy)
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4 жыл бұрынThe greatest story ever retold.
Starring Harry 'Hbomberguy' Brewis ( / hbomberguy )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written and Priest by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and stellar viking performance by Max Brill (maxbrill.co.uk)
Produced by Matt Holt (mattholt.co.uk)
Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Visual Effects by Dave Brain ( / guksack )
Sound Recorded by Tommy Bartlett ( / bomtartlett )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Make-Up and Costume by Alexia Jade (alexiajade.co.uk)
On-Set Assistance by Theo Durrant ( / @eyebrowowl9292 ) and Elise Harbud
1st Assistant Direction by Daniel Smith (www.independenttalent.com/bel...)
Camera Assistance by Dan Williams (flashlighttv.co.uk)
CONTENT WARNING: Blood, blasphemy, vomiting, and a bit where I put real squid ink in my mouth guys it was so gross.
Oh boy, merch! (tomskashop.com)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Sophie and Stewart
@ultimantwarrior5005 4 жыл бұрын
“Kill them all. Except Noah, he’s funny. Put him on a boat.”
@ScarGraveyard 4 жыл бұрын
Ultimantwarrior 500 “And the animals. They’re funny too.”
@spookyboob5611 4 жыл бұрын
Red Rocket : Trash What, even the fish?
@fenrir7525 4 жыл бұрын
And another fish
@spookyboob5611 4 жыл бұрын
Aiden The Green Stone Knight Aaaaaaaaah
@matthewpringle9687 4 жыл бұрын
comment literally just strait up steals a line from the video, gets 1000 likes???
@i6Hx 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh really?" "I've been calling it the BibbLE."
@SmashBros1235 4 жыл бұрын
YOU UESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!!!
@Kraigerex1 4 жыл бұрын
Been eating too many Mormons, I see.
@itsray1878 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@SmartGR2014 4 жыл бұрын
Cat valentine wants to know your location
@PokeInform 4 жыл бұрын
@@SmartGR2014 That was too clever
@notquitehadouken 3 жыл бұрын
"plot twis, issa ghos" "Oh my god." "exactly" took me a year to get that
@dirtspatula8995 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they were saying goose-
@gavinthedeliveryman2635 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@that1randomguy573 3 жыл бұрын
@@gavinthedeliveryman2635 Jesus' father is god
@bozmundarts2614 3 жыл бұрын
@@that1randomguy573 well, to be both a jackass and more historically correct... Joseph.
@that1randomguy573 3 жыл бұрын
@@bozmundarts2614 I know it was Joseph. But according to the bible, God was the father of Jesus, hence the "issa ghos" and "oh my god"
@robertsteffler5155 Жыл бұрын
We laugh at Tom's drunk time traveler character, but why did the scribe blindly accept *basically* all of his suggestions?
@saintsinpurple9173 Жыл бұрын
I mean if someone appeared in front of you with your book from the future after killing someone right in front of you idk about you but I'm not questioning that
@MrGrippy Жыл бұрын
Because he didn’t want to explode
@DespOIcito Жыл бұрын
if someone time travelled to you right now and had inconceivable amounts of technological power, would you start challenging them if they told you to do something
@boftheb8664 Жыл бұрын
i mean if the person giving advice just caused a man to explode by teleporting inside of them, i think id listen aswell
@MaManoodles11 Жыл бұрын
Maybe because its a fucking comedy sketch and you dont need to question shit
@SevenOne_71 4 жыл бұрын
You know whats better than time traveling? Drunk time traveling.
@omerappel9898 4 жыл бұрын
DRUNK SCIENCE!
@taichikamiya4883 4 жыл бұрын
D R U N K T I M E H I S T O R E H CH A N G I N G Y!
@trbz_8745 4 жыл бұрын
DRUNK SCIENCE!
@Jasmohan 4 жыл бұрын
@@miles_aai Drunk Science, Drunk Science... Drunk Science is the science with fun Yeah!!!
@MovieFandubs 4 жыл бұрын
DRUNK SCIENCE RETURNS!
@bararahhal567 4 жыл бұрын
"Plot twist it's a ghost" "Oh my god" "EXACTLY" Tom is brilliant
@PerfectPenguinProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Bara' Rahhal yes
@iarmycombo5659 4 жыл бұрын
Y hasnt he been in any movies yet? He should totally make a deal with movie producers and show them his last 10 years. I bet some1 will like it!
@tek-f697 4 жыл бұрын
@@iarmycombo5659 give this man a show and I will watch it until I die.
@tw12ve56 4 жыл бұрын
Bara' Rahhal *it’s
@spiny7201 4 жыл бұрын
He said “plot twist he’s God.”
@PeteFlik 3 жыл бұрын
“jesus is a wizard, pew pew, now its wine” -tomska-
@featherycoffee1401 3 жыл бұрын
- God
@ChuckChuckGoof 3 жыл бұрын
Is this wine?
@thenyan3095 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChuckChuckGoof *th-that’s ink-*
@ChuckChuckGoof 2 жыл бұрын
@@thenyan3095 GAAAH! 🤮 and another fish.
@ChuckChuckGoof 2 жыл бұрын
@Axcys And then Moses uses his Jedi powers to move the water!
@jamiegallimore5890 3 жыл бұрын
I love how my man made the bible sound like a drunk time traveler wrote it
@Tanker-lv8zk 2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@glowstoneunknown 2 жыл бұрын
what, you think it _wasn't_ written by a drunk time traveller?
@bradleybrown8428 2 жыл бұрын
I'd read that.
@phacey4444 2 жыл бұрын
the Bible already sounds like a drunk time traveler wrote it (because a drunk time traveler did write it)
@benburke3015 4 жыл бұрын
“The animals. Put them on the boat” “What, even the fish?” “PUT THEM ON THE BOAT!”
@Rainecat 4 жыл бұрын
Ben Burke get in the boat
@hdsempro62 4 жыл бұрын
GET IN THE BOAT! (maybe the fish can go into buckets)
@robinhyperlord9053 4 жыл бұрын
The Bible is not fiction.
@Rainecat 4 жыл бұрын
Robin Gilliver I know, I’m a Christian
@meryarcus4699 4 жыл бұрын
@@hdsempro62 I see what you did there
@depressingsalad4538 4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Tom reading the entire Bible for this sketch
@micahphilson 4 жыл бұрын
His parents were Jehova's Witnesses, he's read it a few times. Though they have their own version of the Bible.
@depressingsalad4538 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahphilson oh dang I didn't know that
@ThSadomasohista 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahphilson But, he's in the UK, there's like no Jehovah's Witnesses here.
@micahphilson 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThSadomasohista tell Tom that, I'm sure he'd think it was hilarious. But it's true, he's talked about his life story dozens of times in videos.
@ThSadomasohista 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahphilson huh, interesting. Guess they just stay away from where I live or something
@possepossum 3 жыл бұрын
*Me to myself while writing any kind of story:*
@darrellgalusha5906 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *Trying to make a cohesive story* My Brain:
@aliteralpotato873 2 жыл бұрын
I'm nearly asphyxiating because of the combination of the video and your profile picture cause its staring into my soul. Pleas send help
@DYLANCHO170 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not even a specific date. It’s just “the past”
@icarue993 3 жыл бұрын
to be fair, the bible was written in the past, and specific time and date is hard to pin point since it was not even one guy who write the entire thing
@glowstoneunknown 2 жыл бұрын
@@icarue993 it was two guys, one historian, and one drunk time traveller
@lorenzocassaro6188 11 ай бұрын
@@icarue993 We can safely assume at least two thousand years ago
@kidfil0947 8 ай бұрын
@@icarue993I am cauculating the Bible cronology. I'm like 3 thousand years or something away from the beginning right now.
@thunderspark1536 Ай бұрын
@@kidfil0947 The issue is when you count the "beginning" as, since the whole religion started as a breakaway sect of the canaanites, where Yahweh had a wife and was part of a whole pantheon...plus some of the gods carried over from the Egyptians and Mesopotamians...it's a mess.
@michaelglass6288 4 жыл бұрын
" people are eating chocolate eggs for some reason" i laughed so hard at this ha
@jessicaesui2012 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tenji1995 4 жыл бұрын
1400 likes with only 1 replies ?
@michaelglass6288 4 жыл бұрын
Woah
@enzoqueijao 4 жыл бұрын
ha
@thestarship13 4 жыл бұрын
The way he says chocolate eggs though🤣
@charlieblank3393 4 жыл бұрын
"plot twist the father is a ghost" "oh my god" "EXACTLY" Just got that joke
@calvinscarvings.66 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I get it.
@saniel2748 3 жыл бұрын
@@calvinscarvings.66 God is Jesus'es father
@calvinscarvings.66 3 жыл бұрын
Saniel ah, but is god the father god the son and god the body all the same or different?
@calvinscarvings.66 3 жыл бұрын
Sapão ah
@xddsr2469 3 жыл бұрын
@@calvinscarvings.66 they are the same and different
@gammahaft3482 3 жыл бұрын
“Even the fish?” “*P U T I T O N T H E B O A T*” “*AAAAAAAAAAA*”
@Medichips-ws5oj 3 жыл бұрын
The fish lines are my favorite
@DJfireant789plus 3 жыл бұрын
And then another fish
@thenyan3095 2 жыл бұрын
*and another fish-*
@diagonals792 3 жыл бұрын
The way he delivers "hes walking on the water" is glorious
@timebomb4562 2 жыл бұрын
what's a surfboard
@theresan4464 4 жыл бұрын
“He’s in the cave, and then he’s not in the cave, and then he flies away.... woosh”
@CrystalHallTV 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to like your comment but I don't want to ruin the sanctity of 69 likes...
@alienbacon656 4 жыл бұрын
r/woosh
@robinhyperlord9053 4 жыл бұрын
The Bible is not fiction.
@itsjustmenova 4 жыл бұрын
Theresa N being raised a Christian this joke is priceless
@alonassoolin2968 4 жыл бұрын
@@robinhyperlord9053 How do you know? Was it proven to you?
@errorcode2k 4 жыл бұрын
“The Bible? I’ve been calling it the Bibble.” Master Shake: *YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIGHTY WORDS OF **_JIMMY_*
@kirbdabirb5627 4 жыл бұрын
NOT AGAIN
@adrianhernandez1328 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for that!
@apricoticpeaches 4 жыл бұрын
@@adrianhernandez1328 ｓａｍｅ
@larrydalamp2493 4 жыл бұрын
*Dieing of laughter*
@dylanchristman978 4 жыл бұрын
The broble
@kireitonsi 2 жыл бұрын
2:40 I watched this skit when it first came out, and I just rewatched it, now knowing who hbomberguy is, and this joke is so cool. For those who don't know, hbomberguy did a huge charity livestream to raise money for Mermaids, a charity in the UK that supports trans youth, where he played all of DK64 100%. He raised a huge amount of money, and what Tomska nearly said here was "And then Donkey Kong says trans rights", but he was cut off. Nice touch
@NoraNekos7 Жыл бұрын
Damn, so close
@oriontigley5089 3 жыл бұрын
*Plot twist:* The time-traveler _was_ God just trting to make his religion sound cooler
@LaPollaAtomica 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he practically became one when he knew everything, maybe this is just how he thought to spend a drunk evening.
@somesmolbean6944 3 жыл бұрын
Orion tigley my name is orion fun fact i guess
@oriontigley5089 3 жыл бұрын
@@somesmolbean6944 oh? No shit, cool, I found a fellow star hunter! :D The story behind my name is actually pretty neat too! I was supposed to die at birth, the doctors told my parents to abort me(I was their first-born) My parents refused and decided to pray every night. Well one night, they saw a shooting star and wished upon it for me to survive. They say they _felt something" that day. Well, my mom went into labour but I didn't come oit for 3 whole days! On the third day, Dec 25 2001, Christmas day, I came out and survived. The doctors said it was a miricle. So my parents named me after the stars that supposedly saved my life.
@somesmolbean6944 3 жыл бұрын
oh i have an interesting story about my birth too i was born early i think because my umbilical cord was around my neck and i came out blue so you know but they didnt pray so i ended up cynical even though im quite lucky apparently
@EduardoRato420 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda of a underrated comment
@eagletsnupper7876 4 жыл бұрын
You could make a religion out of this.
@ninjabluefyre3815 4 жыл бұрын
no don't
@PredatorH2O 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. It would never work. Who would belive such absurd things ?
@osmannibm6397 4 жыл бұрын
Culture man of well as i see
@aidenboehringer3041 4 жыл бұрын
What would we even call it? Christianity? PFFT that's dumb.
@PredatorH2O 4 жыл бұрын
@@osmannibm6397 See I man culture as of well.
@DoubtkeyApartments 4 жыл бұрын
"This book makes no sense!" "Oh, why don't you just write a better one yourself then?" And so Mormonism was born
@imnimbusy2885 4 жыл бұрын
Doubtkey Apartments “I am a Mormon, and gosh dang it! A Mor-mon just belieeeeeeeves.”
@buzznbunn 4 жыл бұрын
I know I'm gonna get called a nerd for this, but it's not "Mormonism," rather the Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Saints aka Latter Day Saints aka LDS
@aubreetanner9543 4 жыл бұрын
@@buzznbunn I mean in an academic sense, it's Mormonism. Historically, it's been a billion things including The Church of God.
@aubreetanner9543 4 жыл бұрын
minus the anachronisms and the submarine versions of the ark
@Greenpoptartover9000 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh they didn’t replace the Bible, they got a companion scripture that goes with it. Learn your facts man.
@MyoticTesseract 2 жыл бұрын
I just realised how funny it is the vikings seem to be recognising their siblings from, what, their splotches of blood? ...Oh, cuz bloodline-
@yazidefirenze 10 ай бұрын
*delayed badum tss*
@tmuller9905 3 жыл бұрын
Now gimme "Bibble 2: Time travel trans Jesus!"
@mork0438 3 жыл бұрын
eh excuse me, its bibble?
@oefest5252 3 жыл бұрын
@@mork0438 oh I see, the Bible, and then the sequel, the Bibble
@TheGeneral-nh7xg 3 жыл бұрын
the Bible 2 Jesus is back and he's not crucifucking around
@AlienValkyrie 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Since Jesus didn't have a human father, it stands to reason that he didn't have a Y chromosome (more importantly, no SRY gene), so he would've likely been assigned female at birth. In other words - Trans Jesus is canon
@Superbug-tf8zy 2 жыл бұрын
nono, its "Bible 2: electric boogaloo"
@JainaSoloB312 4 жыл бұрын
"And then Moses uses his Jedi powers to move the water" HERESY Everyone knows he used the power of the Beyblade
@Yr-Anghenfil 4 жыл бұрын
DOUBLE HERESY, We all know it was his belief in the heart of the cards!
@valentintourtois2618 4 жыл бұрын
QUADRUPLE HERESY You mean the Biblade.
@Sir_Steven 4 жыл бұрын
QUADRUPLE HERESY Everyone knows he was a waterbender!
@nathanielchoi5222 4 жыл бұрын
QUINTUPLE HERESY!!! Everyone knows he was the first Avatar
@xenotiic8356 4 жыл бұрын
Ok but this is actually Beyblade canon
@liamdalemon1525 4 жыл бұрын
"and then Moses uses his Jedi powers to just move the water" why can I only like this video once?
@medukoi 4 жыл бұрын
Liam da Lemon! Make another account than you can like it twice
@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 4 жыл бұрын
Because god died duh. Lets just hope he comes back in the sequel
@joshuahargrave8239 4 жыл бұрын
Why can I only like your comment once!
@addamazeing 3 жыл бұрын
JUST CLICK IT TWICE, DUH
@SuperSonicShow27Kyrostick 3 жыл бұрын
congratulations on 1k likes
@hazmatfirehero6318 5 ай бұрын
I’m remembering that this was my first exposure to @hbomberguy and I started watching him after it was recommended to me through a completely different avenue
@eggumusgd8907 5 ай бұрын
his mother is very proud
@AndriasMicael 4 ай бұрын
@@eggumusgd8907for anyone who doesn't get this joke go watch @hbomerguy
@Wombattlr 4 ай бұрын
@@AndriasMicael for anyone who _does_ get this joke go watch @hbomberguy
@ic0nic707 Ай бұрын
@@Wombattlrfor anyone who simultaneously does and doesn’t get this joke go watch @hbomberguy
@mysteriouslyseeing 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 has now been added to my phrases. "I get it, I do, but..."
@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 3 жыл бұрын
*”And then Moses uses his Jedi powers to move the water”* Best line..
@SK-Nyx 3 жыл бұрын
No, the best is Tom: "And then Donkey Kong says-" HBomb: "Stop! I'm out of parchment."
@thelegendarybloxycola4727 2 жыл бұрын
@@SK-Nyx "And then donkey kong said trans-"
@yukooi 2 жыл бұрын
No one else like him he's at 4:20
@picky228 2 жыл бұрын
@@yukooi HA
@cooldude3856 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@simon4632 4 жыл бұрын
Are we ignoring Tom muttering “and donkey kong is trans-“ he knows the truth
@ranyaputri3406 4 жыл бұрын
donkey kong says trans right, it's referring to hbomber stream
@robbys5236 4 жыл бұрын
Transgender?
@genericrandom64 4 жыл бұрын
200th like im honored
@dirqvan8052 4 жыл бұрын
Add another fish
@deskflop3365 4 жыл бұрын
We have to hide the people who know to much
@jamieh9253 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Harris, I just realized his style of comedy and times work really well together
@zachlewis9751 3 жыл бұрын
Tom was like: Hey remember Pizza time? Let’s do that again, but better.
@thatautisticbrony7847 4 жыл бұрын
“Jesus is a wizard, pew, pew, now it’s wine.”
@sumtingwong4557 4 жыл бұрын
lmao gotta love this channel!
@SonicPower 4 жыл бұрын
i want this framed on a gold plaque
@ricer9359 4 жыл бұрын
Is this wine
@davinci726 4 жыл бұрын
@@ricer9359 That's ink
@OrionMelodyMusic 4 жыл бұрын
BLURGH!
@benjaminseeley4327 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else want a whole series of drunk tom's time travelling adventures?
@jimmykit-kat3424 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely me
@vladimirirkhin 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of drunk science...
@Befestlover 4 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirirkhin turtle bomb??? MMMMMMMMMMMMM
@Befestlover 4 жыл бұрын
mee too
@13B-POWAH 4 жыл бұрын
All in
@Maplestarknight 3 жыл бұрын
I only just noticed, is the line that gets cut off at 2:42 "and then Donkey Kong says Trans Rights"
@cessnacitation-x Жыл бұрын
It doesn't say rights there. Making up shit to appeal to yourself is a new low.
@monsterdonster9981 4 ай бұрын
@@cessnacitation-x tory
@dus5037 3 жыл бұрын
I hate that I know that everything Tom said INCLUDING THE TREE THING is actually in the bible.. I find this extremely funny .
@zeliefontaine6890 2 жыл бұрын
For people wondering.. Mark 11-14
@anhilliator1 2 жыл бұрын
Where were the bears?
@zeliefontaine6890 2 жыл бұрын
@@anhilliator1 focus. On. The. Fish.
@Engieman909 2 жыл бұрын
@@zeliefontaine6890 and another fish
@Giant_isopod_in_da_ocean 2 жыл бұрын
And another fish
@seb5542 4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm this is 100% historically accurate.
@geekinc3293 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks god
@calebuu9978 4 жыл бұрын
I see. You sent him to tell the stories in the Bible through his drunkness without him even realizing it
@Mayonese 4 жыл бұрын
Thx mate we gotta go out for beers sometime
@blackcountryme 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh way too much, now god about the lottery win you gave SOMEONE ELSE THE OTHER DAY!...
@realhuman6774 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks dad
@benjaminc924 4 жыл бұрын
Drunk Tom time-traveling could be an entire series. He could inspire Dionysus, the Greek god of wine and parties. Just throwing that out there
@sanstheskeleton4749 3 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Chapman i want that
@patrykzagrajek8036 3 жыл бұрын
best thing ever
@kingherkenhoff 3 жыл бұрын
He is Dionysus
@capitalism8381 3 жыл бұрын
I WANT THAT SKIT. PLEASE!
@gregoriodelpilariii2682 3 жыл бұрын
what if drunk tom is dionysus
@1sub1viewofnevergonnagivey35 2 жыл бұрын
You can see hbomberman hiding his laughter in the throwing up “and another fish.”
@MagMattock 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Tom can speak Hebrew when he’s drunk Edit: I now realize that it was likely Greek not Hebrew, because it took place during the same time period as the New Testament
@pieppy6058 2 жыл бұрын
the video is set in England around 800bc as far as im aware so the language would sound english without the french influence spoken by a drunk scotsman.
@pieppy6058 2 жыл бұрын
@@secretname4190 you right. Typo.
@El_Pyro_Mexicano 4 жыл бұрын
“Bruh what’s up with the ending the dude just dies on a big T and they threw him in a cave” hahaha I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
@jacobbruce2573 4 жыл бұрын
Tom: "Put the animals on the boat, they're funny" Monk: "What even the fish?" Tom: "PUT EM ON THE BOAT"
@pyromare4879 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Bruce And another fish
@toasterhavingabath6980 4 жыл бұрын
Fsh
@beepthehuman9808 4 жыл бұрын
*_AAAAAA-_*
@richardjoshgomez4661 3 жыл бұрын
*"GET IN THE BOAT!"*
@accordimedes6967 3 жыл бұрын
*_and another fish_*
@Crystal_blob 3 жыл бұрын
Tom falling over in the end is honestly adorable
@yeegor4599 2 жыл бұрын
Its just gold
@dappermancer 3 жыл бұрын
"And then Donky Kong says tra--" I see you, Tom and Hareton, and I am pleased
@bclt4705 4 жыл бұрын
It only take one drunk time traveler to create a religion
@Kartoffelkamm 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you can even leave out the time travel part.
@pranavlimaye 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kartoffelkamm and even the drunk part. People can be natural idiots too :D
@imtiredofitallmakeitstop 3 жыл бұрын
@@pranavlimaye T_T
@olliething 3 жыл бұрын
drunk science
@dulio6919 3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: Its God
@MrPoeTrolling 4 жыл бұрын
“That seems excessive” “ *anD tHen CUts oFf hIS hEAd* ”
@vpirules95 4 жыл бұрын
Not as excessive as Mr. Poe’s depression. He teaches poetry or so I hear
@hppeti-dz9zs 4 жыл бұрын
It's the best day ever.
@tristancrowe9834 4 жыл бұрын
JAMES?!
@pompagarissanimation2592 4 жыл бұрын
Answer me this, "Any one can dig a hole, but it takes a real man- to what?"
@jameswhee 4 жыл бұрын
*_Yes, that is a thing that was said in the video we just watched_*
@callumsmodellingcentre6902 4 ай бұрын
Congrats to Tommy Tallarico for this, being the first American man to time travel *and* write the bible, his mother is very proud
@Star_of_eden 3 жыл бұрын
"Kill them all" ME WRITING: YES, I WILL
@zasharan2 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh no! My twin brother!" "My long lost triplets!" "No! My three similar looking cousins!" I'm dying lol
@tsweens13 3 жыл бұрын
Zahran Shams Try watching his other one called What Happened xD
@liger-9990 3 жыл бұрын
"why are so many of you twins?" "nepotism" "yeah I guess that makes sense"
@simj202 3 жыл бұрын
So were they.
@jenniflower6569 3 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE ALL OF YOU TWINS?!?! *nepotism* (YeH that makes sense...)
@dave14647 3 жыл бұрын
The viking was the best part in my opinion. That joke works on so many levels
@dreamingfoxtrot 4 жыл бұрын
*”Jesus is a Wizard! Pew pew. It’s wine.”* *”Is this wine?”* “It’s ink.” **VOMITING INK**
@dreamingfoxtrot 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh you want these slaves?”
@dreamingfoxtrot 4 жыл бұрын
“How about a lotta bugs!”
@-.Cherry- 4 жыл бұрын
“And then Moses uses his Jeti powers to move the water”
@itsjust_meh9162 3 жыл бұрын
HedgehogGamer2020YT yeah we saw the video
@lorezero5881 3 жыл бұрын
@Xabi Pellitero Fernández and Abraham's like whaaa-
@Jxhznsnshcb 3 жыл бұрын
At the end: “oh is this whine” *gets drunk before even drinking it*
@yeegor4599 2 жыл бұрын
He was drunk during the entire fecking video, but it is surpising that he could stand without wobbling at the start-to-middle
@SpoonEnjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 “Even the fish?” “𝚙𝕦𝑡 IⓉ ĭ̈n̑̈ 🇹 卄e҈ b⃠ዐᴀ𝚝”
@habitsrabbit 4 жыл бұрын
'Why are so many of you twins!?' 'Nepotism!'
@TurquoiseTheWolf 4 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@MrUtuber2012 4 жыл бұрын
*gunshots*
@manoftruth0935 4 жыл бұрын
Turquoise The Wolf well there is this guy and *Time splosion.
@tamplarujr32 3 жыл бұрын
@@TurquoiseTheWolf Well you see, he took this gun and he (*shoots self in the head*)
@tauntauntitan7934 4 жыл бұрын
"and then the bears eat the children" is probably the deepest cut Bible reference
@michaeliv284 4 жыл бұрын
"And the angels were so pretty, every man wanted to do weeeeird butt stuff to them!"
@Femme99 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the context. Some man was harassed by the children, called him baldy and made him mad. So he cursed them and God sent two bears and mauled 42 of them to death. Then he went on his marry way again. (2 kings 2:23-25)
@WwZa7 4 жыл бұрын
@@Femme99 So basically God killed innocent children. Fun times.
@bookwrmhero 4 жыл бұрын
42 young men... quite the street gang harassing a prophet of God. People could conclude that calling him "baldy" was in reference to how lepers would shave their heads, meaning they looked down on him and saw him as an outsider and held contempt for him, as well as God. A large street gang picking on an old man... go bears!
@someteennamedcharles2035 4 жыл бұрын
@@Femme99 you mean Elisha? (Elijah's prophet apprentice)
@battleax6364 Жыл бұрын
I just wanna tell my teacher this is an educational video about the history of the Bible and then have the class watch it in school
@CCheukKa 3 жыл бұрын
2:40 Damn we are so close to having Donkey Kong in the Bible
@timebomb4562 2 жыл бұрын
all he needed was one more parchment
@channelnamehere8924 4 жыл бұрын
Tom: see ya for the sequel The sequel: the Bible 2; Tokyo Drift
@obscenevisuals1550 4 жыл бұрын
2 bible 2 atheist
@professionalsleeper6281 4 жыл бұрын
electric boogaloo
@Lovelessvalentine66 4 жыл бұрын
2 past 2 religious
@DrewSavo 4 жыл бұрын
The Bible 2: Crucify This.
@professionalsleeper6281 4 жыл бұрын
Bishop: The fuck is this? God's just ENCOURAGING(???) People to battle other religions??? The messihahs are delusional! This isn't how they were written as characters! It's just sO FUCKING *INCONSISTENT* , If only I could at least just tweak some plot holes... wait.
@sutoseduction1916 4 жыл бұрын
"Mr. Priest Sir, can we shoot a short movie in your church?" "Sure, what is it about?" "Oh, just how the bible doesn't make sense" "Go ahead"
@somedudeok1451 4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT? What was up with that? :D
@GladiusTR 4 жыл бұрын
It's not weird. He's a priest. Talking about how to interpret the text and discussing what not to take literally is part of the job
@somedudeok1451 4 жыл бұрын
@@GladiusTR "This book doesn't make any sense!" Not a sentence the church usually wants to hear.
@harrylane4 4 жыл бұрын
@@somedudeok1451 the book not making sense is literally why we got Christianity and later Islam
@gabrielnabinger5565 4 жыл бұрын
Do you have a time stamp? I cant find it
@Props2Popz Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he didn't know what a surfboard is, but didn't ask about what a jedi is
@RandomGal_ 8 ай бұрын
I do sure wonder what the consensus on trans people would be today if the historian was able to write "donkey kong says trans rights" in the bible 😔
@sharplily 4 ай бұрын
It would either be more trans acceptance ehich would be great or "what the fuck is a donkey kong?"
@HiopX 4 жыл бұрын
"and then Donkey Kong said Trans Rights" is gonna be my favorite bible quote from now
@stm7810 4 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@0CaptainZer0 4 жыл бұрын
HiopX same
@iLoveUbeicecream Жыл бұрын
Putting this on a shirt
@sharplily 4 ай бұрын
Same
@KvaGram 4 жыл бұрын
We are going to need A LOT more drunk time-traveling Tom. This is just too good. (edit: well that's a surprising number of likes. Thank you. Maybe Tom will do it now)
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more. You could make a whole series out of this...
@juhelius1234 4 жыл бұрын
YES.
@aidanyelsma7762 4 жыл бұрын
DRUNK SCIENCE!!!
@PlebNC 4 жыл бұрын
The history of the Soviet Union, as influenced by drunk Tom
@blackcountryme 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, I can imagine the great fire of London, drunk time traveler trying to cook toast over an open fire, whoops... "Ah it's all gone... must admit St.Pauls looks good... *Hic"
@NoJuice137 2 жыл бұрын
1:39 why thank you tom
@Zirafak1980 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody: doesn't get a joke Everyone: 0:51
@Fancypengin Ай бұрын
Woosh
@neikrodent 4 жыл бұрын
"This book makes no sense!" "Oh why don't you just write a better one yourself then? Oh, is this Wine?!" This is how all the books were chosen for the Best Sellers List
@Muddytony20 2 жыл бұрын
[written by a new York times bestselling author]
@Nuzzling 4 жыл бұрын
He's in the cave, and then he's not in the cave. And then he flies away. Whoosh
@ccb36 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it
@ismynamethisorthat8601 4 жыл бұрын
....And another fish
@timedanimates8026 Жыл бұрын
I love how this is the whole plot of the bible basically. It shows the absolute insanity of the whole book
@wafflefraud7596 4 ай бұрын
this being where my first introduction to Hbomberguy came from is kinda funny ngl
@creepycustard2383 4 жыл бұрын
I’m offensive and I find this Christian.
@aleggbry-9597 4 жыл бұрын
Wait
@lndn1365 4 жыл бұрын
*wAiT a mInuTe* _wHo aRe yOu_
@manchick7648 4 жыл бұрын
Hk offensive I'm dad
@demoninblack6011 4 жыл бұрын
man chick how dare you
@manchick7648 4 жыл бұрын
@@demoninblack6011 I'm not dare you I'm dad
@RStoelinga 4 жыл бұрын
“Alright, see you for the sequal” *The bible 2: electric boogalo intensifies*
@NecroCritic 4 жыл бұрын
So... the Book of Mormon?
@shanthegamer21 4 жыл бұрын
And another fish. 🐟
@paulinefarrington9632 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus is back and he ain't cruci-fuckin around wITH ALL THOSE FISH
@NathanWubs 4 жыл бұрын
more like the bible 2: Do what paul says now and not jesus. Also end of the world!
@tgwrailwayvideos9916 4 жыл бұрын
Coming Soon: Bibble II
@breestakebobba2318 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus: *gets stabbed, impaled in the wrists with nails and gets poured vinegar in the wounds* Also Jesus: _'tis but a scratch_
@thelegendarybloxycola4727 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus OP man.
@espresso8119 2 жыл бұрын
Me who nearly read jesus as jebus for some reason: _uh_
@glowstoneunknown 2 жыл бұрын
"Just a flesh wound, innit?"
@witherbomb47 2 жыл бұрын
How to spark an argument online: Say literally anything about religion
@number1pepsifan505 Жыл бұрын
All the comments here that say "I'm a Christian but I'm not offended" start, like, humongous discussion threads because some people just get all aggressive the minute someone mentions they're Christian.
@randompromises1038 4 жыл бұрын
"plot twiiisst. issa ghoooossst." that was perfect
@spaicrab5327 4 жыл бұрын
And this gentlemen, is why the manga was better
@tofupoo6036 4 жыл бұрын
Wait this says 27 minutes ago but the video was made 19 minutes ago
@KissedByFire16 4 жыл бұрын
that's a good twist, *clap clap clap*
@ThePlumAbides 4 жыл бұрын
Bible manga totally exists
@JadaJohnson 4 жыл бұрын
It's called the Action Bible
@itsray1878 4 жыл бұрын
XD yes
@martinmarvinii3139 2 жыл бұрын
We can’t disprove this
@123darkelf Жыл бұрын
I just realized the reason why the scholar even humors tom is cause he keeps accidentally saving him from death.
@joshplaysdrums2143 4 жыл бұрын
I would have never imagined this crossover in a million years.
@Freddy96LP 4 жыл бұрын
They already crossed over, watch Wizzo the Wizard!
@Eli-su6ql 4 жыл бұрын
@@Freddy96LP Where Hbomb gets to play out the fantasy of all Englishmen: He gets to be Harry potter... almost.
@290d 4 жыл бұрын
Ye
@RoscoeSF1 7 ай бұрын
This is how the Bible was written and no one can tell me otherwise.
@spaghettiman5594 3 жыл бұрын
0:19 that Viking just got telefragged
@drneotech7254 2 жыл бұрын
Ah a man of culture
@kazmark_gl8652 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized if Hbomb's character had one more piece of paper Donkey Kong would have said Trans Rights in the Bible.
@Axius27 3 жыл бұрын
It is the eleventh commandment.
@godsclown4419 3 жыл бұрын
@@Axius27 ah yes of course, the lost commandments.
@insertnamehere1983 3 жыл бұрын
And then the ape, who through God had been given a voice, said to the townspeople "trans rights"
@godsclown4419 3 жыл бұрын
@@insertnamehere1983 and the townsfolk cheered.
@mikaoleander 3 жыл бұрын
@@godsclown4419 you guys just made the bible a whole lot better
@slambobambo4152 4 жыл бұрын
“Jesus is a wizard! Pew pew”
@flameyboy4184 4 жыл бұрын
Now it’s wine
@justanotherperson8679 3 жыл бұрын
That's ink.
@justanotherperson8679 3 жыл бұрын
*Vomiting sounds* And another fish...
@unsubscribenow9052 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you want these slaves? How boutta lotta bugs"
@PFEANYCS 3 жыл бұрын
And then Moses uses his jedi powers to move the water.
@JoJosSBR 3 жыл бұрын
Legend says he still adding fish till this day
@JoJosSBR 2 жыл бұрын
@Tammy 23 y.o - check my vidéó shut up
@theasexualidiot4803 2 жыл бұрын
“oh, even the fish?” “PUT EM ON THE BOAT!” *”AAAAAAA-“*
@waizardsoda 4 жыл бұрын
I'm okay with Hbomberguy being a permanent part of the Tomska Extended Universe.
@bums009 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not okay with him being part of any universe tbh.
@polartwin 4 жыл бұрын
@@bums009 did you not read the comment you were replying to?
@NopeNaw 4 жыл бұрын
@@polartwin Did you?
@polartwin 4 жыл бұрын
@@NopeNaw yeah? Zeke said he was okay with hbomb, crusty replied as if he agreed but said he wasnt
@ondrejsaska3201 4 жыл бұрын
@@polartwin crusty doesn't seem to be very keen on hbomb and probably wishes him death
@charliemackinnon8252 4 жыл бұрын
I can easily imagine Tom going back in time and changing religions to what they are today
@PlebNC 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, what you died but then, but then, but then, but then-" "This is going in circles." "Exactly! You come back to life as a better thing, or worse, I don't really care. Hey, bohdi trees are nice fit that in simewherr. And make the Buddha extra thic. Religion needs more body positivity. "
@Klautsche 4 жыл бұрын
If that were the case there would be a Horse head god who just "loves it"
@tylerbailey9329 4 жыл бұрын
Next time, Tom writes the Quaran! Tom: "So Muhammad gets on a horse and flys away. Whoosh..."
@jeanmichellelaurent 4 жыл бұрын
Tomska Christianity is a lot better than normal Christianity
@pranavlimaye 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeanmichellelaurent yeah, this version has 100% more support for trans rights 👌
@hydrathedaydreamer 3 жыл бұрын
1:34 is the best part.
@tutuanimacoes6220 3 ай бұрын
Plot Twist: He isn't drunk, it's just the 1000+ years language barrier
@nova--minecraft 3 жыл бұрын
“Except Noah, he's funny“ - I'm honored. (Noah)
@jf5251 3 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Noah I can concur
@jf5251 3 жыл бұрын
@Joan Paz ight that sounds good
@leafstarivy 3 жыл бұрын
@@jf5251 Me to?
@jf5251 3 жыл бұрын
@@leafstarivy sure, why not!
@leafstarivy 3 жыл бұрын
@@jf5251 Thanks 😊
@bookworm07031 4 жыл бұрын
"And another fish" 10/10 underrated joke
@linz954 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't got it, could you explain ?
@dairyfiend6929 4 жыл бұрын
Van Mortelol Jesus made a lot of fish from 5. ‘Jesus feeds the 5000’
@sir_daisy 4 жыл бұрын
ɥsᴉɟ ɹǝɥʇouɐ pu∀
@centurion0-199 4 жыл бұрын
bookworm07031 *FISH*
@linkibear8644 3 жыл бұрын
"Omg your book was so good." "Thank you" "The ending sucked."
@Sheithan 10 ай бұрын
After learning about Hbomberguy's "DK64 torture for a good cause stream", this video is ten times better.
@laeyak8504 4 жыл бұрын
" Oh, you want deez slaves? How bout, a lotta bugs " This cracked me up xD
@grizzly6018 4 жыл бұрын
"With my time machine, one can re write the very history of mankind!" "One question." "What?" "Is this WINE!?"
@KvaGram 4 жыл бұрын
"No, that's acid." *GURGLES* ..woops...
@shadowbonnie2763 10 ай бұрын
This taught me more about Christianity than Church
@SolheimTore 3 жыл бұрын
please make a series of this! i loved it!
@Hiccup501 4 жыл бұрын
"And then Donkey kong says trans-" I see your reference Tom
@laeyak8504 4 жыл бұрын
?
@chippler5822 4 жыл бұрын
The guy who played the Bibles author in this sketch did a continuous charity stream for a trans charity orginization and it got a lot of memes of dk saying trans rights
@americantoastman7296 4 жыл бұрын
Also check out "donkey kong rap (trans pride version)"
@Qjciak 4 жыл бұрын
@@chippler5822 he got dk voice actor to actually say trans rights in a voice so that started it i guess
@BLANKONTOP 4 жыл бұрын
@@chippler5822 aww, that's so nice :)
@eruditecaptain3117 4 жыл бұрын
"AND THEN DONKEY KONG SAYS TRANS RI-" Nice. Very nice. I'm proud.
@o_last4672 4 жыл бұрын
teeth gang
@spacereaper8283 5 ай бұрын
we need more drunk-time-travelimg tom
@anomolouscow3761 2 жыл бұрын
3:14 can we talk about how dedicated and amazing this prat fall is
@juanolivares9997 4 жыл бұрын
Tom never gained weight He filled himself with good ideas
@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 4 жыл бұрын
and wine
@ALLxISxGONE 4 жыл бұрын
and food.
@germanvisitor2 4 жыл бұрын
And human flesh that may or may not have been cake at some point.
@reddit_razor4693 4 жыл бұрын
And another 20 fishes
@poofballoon 4 жыл бұрын
He gained the weight of god's wisdom
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