Biden Battles Cicadas En Route To Europe While VP Harris Swats Away Border Questions

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While President Biden was swatting his way through a cicada swarm of biblical proportions on his way to Europe for the G7, VP Kamala Harris was trying to swat away criticism of the itinerary for her visit to Central America. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@kimclarke5018 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen these 15 months have truly been our pleasure YOU made a difference too. I’m a nurse and you made some days that much easier to bear. Thank you 😊

@oracleofdelphi4533 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a regular human (by some accounts) and you nurses have made some days much more survivable. Thank you😊

@francosalinas4459 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service!

@eikocarol3927 3 жыл бұрын

Just had to take my daughter to the er two days in a row, she fell and hit her face on a table. She need stitches, and I gotta say it's a pretty shitty feeling as a parent when your child is hurt, I was seriously feeling like the worst parent and a nurse said the words I really needed to hear, I didn't get to really thank him for his words. But I wanna say thank you to all health care professionals for everything you do, big and small it really means a lot.

@peterhallett2256 3 жыл бұрын

I can't say how much that is true. We all need a laugh. Thank you for your service as a first responder during these crazy times.

@jujuryan9632 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for doing an important and underrated job in a difficult time!

@MsSissiePooh 3 жыл бұрын

Although I’m not quite ready for a live studio audience yet, I’m grateful that Stephen, Evie, Jon and the A Late Show crew made these last 15 crazy months so much easier to deal with. Thanks, everyone!

@bychen5011 3 жыл бұрын

Leftists report on cicadas but not Hunter Biden's use of the n-word

@docmar3528 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely 👍

@cnunesoregon 3 жыл бұрын

Noooo. I don’t want it to end. I like everything just the way it is. This past year, your show has been the best ever.

@EEmB 3 жыл бұрын

Agree!!!!!

@sailordaigurren8225 3 жыл бұрын

1000% agree.

@bychen5011 3 жыл бұрын

Leftists report on cicadas but not Hunter Biden's use of the n-word

@sailordaigurren8225 3 жыл бұрын

@@bychen5011 were you as concerned about Trump's use of the N-word? Hunter isn't POTUS. None of us voted for him. He has no authority to do anything. And Trump has a long history of being a racist while also being in power. Were you concerned about that?

@sailordaigurren8225 3 жыл бұрын

@@bychen5011 I've posted 3 separate links, but YT deleted my posts. Omarosa and Mary Trump, among others, have accused him of using the words on multiple occasions.

@blueguy15 3 жыл бұрын

I gotta be completely honest i do not need or want the audience back. I will treasure these videos deeply.

@JohnForbes 3 жыл бұрын

They are precious jewels.

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@denormative 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, honestly never liked watching this with a live audience, whenever it popped up on youtube recommends I usually only watched the first few minutes until I got annoyed with the audience interjections and clicked away. I'm here for the dude talking about interesting and funny things, not the bunch of humans that won't shut up.

@scratchy996 3 жыл бұрын

The Golden Age of late night shows comes to an end. It was short, but it was glorious. Good thing we have video footage, or the future generations won't believe it.

@network3492 3 жыл бұрын

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@stephencoldbear 3 жыл бұрын

I don't want the audience back! The past year of shows have been the best ever, especially the ones from home. Speaking of home, I don't want to go back to the real world yet!

@heyheytaytay 3 жыл бұрын

You're insane...

@boburnem3640 3 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t able to watch the show before Covid started, I hope the audience doesn’t it change it too much. It’s been amazing!

@cameronhuff5170 3 жыл бұрын

@@heyheytaytay he's right

@merickful 3 жыл бұрын

Yep! Right there with you! No live audience! More bathtub!

@boburnem3640 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen Cold Bear!

@peterp2626 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe in the last episode of this week, you could rotate the cameras and show us what Stephen's perspective has been this whole time. Edit: He didn't end up doing it in the last episode. But good news, he took a photo and posted it on his Instagram.

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

Not often you come across such good ideas in the KZfaq comments section 👍

@philiphockenbury6563 3 жыл бұрын

I need this. It’s going to be super funny.

@Withjoyfulsenescence 3 жыл бұрын

One more vote from me. i hope this catches on and reaches the producers of the show. Thanks in advnce, Stephen and team!

@poutine_machine 3 жыл бұрын

He did take a photo with his phone recently didn’t he

@MzMaverick. 3 жыл бұрын

@@poutine_machine He did, I was wondering what that was for. If it was for him or if he plans on blowing it up for us to see. I hope the latter😊

@ae5715 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll kinda miss this informal format. Stephen and his lovely wife are so sweet and funny together.

@heyahowareyou5971 3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@thebasketballhistorian3291 3 жыл бұрын

I have a suspicion (or just a hope) she may do guest appearances on the show. Eve's gotta' be on when they do some of the bits like greeting card first drafts.

@bychen5011 3 жыл бұрын

Leftists report on cicadas but not Hunter Biden's use of the n-word

@LuCKyDuCKy881 3 жыл бұрын

I still hope to see Evie when you go back.. I love her laugh & personality. Makes it so much better. 💜💜💜

@terryjohn8309 3 жыл бұрын

Hi dear. How are you doing

@FrisbeeGorbeh 3 жыл бұрын

I can tell he's excited to get back to the live audience, and it'll be good to have one other thing go back to normal, but I'm going to miss the giggles from his wife and others behind the scenes in these videos. It's just so delightful

@mariesia3449 3 жыл бұрын

Her laugh makes me 😂

@jonny-b4954 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah right back to fake, artificial laughter and pandering to a crowd... was hoping they'd do away with the audience.

@deedeeannash 3 жыл бұрын

@@jonny-b4954 The crowd is like food and drink to a performer though. When Stephen soldiered on in his "closet" it was extra challenging with no feedback from the audience. He quips about telling a joke and hearing his own heart beating. That's a special level of comedy hell for the guy telling the jokes. I do feel like it's so much better this way, too. It feels like I've been visiting Evie and Stephen in their home. Remember when his kids were off-camera at the beginning? I kind of don't want to share them with just everyone. Wierd, eh?

@willowdragonssacredfire6380 3 жыл бұрын

Same here SO going to miss his awesome 2 person audience!!

@pk5134 3 жыл бұрын

And the bloopers too!

@fraser7211 3 жыл бұрын

Oh don't worry those Cicada's are just here to apply for Seth Meyer's Broadway musical "Cicada, Cicada"

@gamepapa1211 3 жыл бұрын

And The Late Show Extended Universe continues to extend!

@Sentient_Zee 3 жыл бұрын

@@gamepapa1211 get all these guys singing in a car and it’ll be like The Avengers.

@balung 3 жыл бұрын

🇦🇺👍true

@rln_tlesssun4081 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment!

@spiceyhotpot 3 жыл бұрын

Are they smoking and sound like refugees from the Bronx?

@boburnem3640 3 жыл бұрын

I hope jimmy hits back with a tee shirt of his own, and we get a fun late night feud. Just in time for the audience!!

@worldcitizeng6507 3 жыл бұрын

they both share the same agent, so it's all good

@tonirivera3693 3 жыл бұрын

My God I'll miss this format so much. I feel like Stephen is just relaying the news to a group of friends. Once he goes back, we lose that intimacy 😕 Still my favorite late night host, see you next week sir!

@EEmB 3 жыл бұрын

100% what I feel too!!

@sudofox 3 жыл бұрын

This format is so much better. The audience laughter always seemed fake and Stephen gets in amazing pacing with this format. The interactions with the stage crew, etc are great. His wife laughing in the background. 100%

@bychen5011 3 жыл бұрын

Leftists report on cicadas but not Hunter Biden's use of the n-word

@8arrows 3 жыл бұрын

Texans haven’t stopped going out. Many of them followed Trump around from town to town, to see him at the rallies. Like a rock fan following their favorite band on a cross country tour. All the way to the Capitol even. I lost count of the number of Texans that were arrested. For their part in the attack on the Capitol.

@lorabetht9206 3 жыл бұрын

My neighbor in Tennessee was there 😬 glad I never put out my Biden sign- in this part of the country ignorance is abundant.

@chrisnash430 3 жыл бұрын

@@lorabetht9206 Well using the n word is not ignorant! Just ask Hunter Biden!

@8arrows 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisnash430 who said anything about that language?

@chrisnash430 3 жыл бұрын

@@8arrows Hunter did!

@sonialandry1039 3 жыл бұрын

I will always remember his bath tub show and appreciate how he taught me how to change a bicycle tire (don’t have a bike, but still, useful.)🙃

@YaoEspirito 3 жыл бұрын

No bike?! Why? I couldn't imagine living without a bike.

@lukegleeson115 3 жыл бұрын

As an Aussie, we were always taught the 5 oceans, including the Southern. I swim in the damn thing (bloody cold). What else would you call the body of water south of Australia!? It's not Pacific or Indian oceans. Catch up guys!

@SeansModelBuilds 3 жыл бұрын

What about the Antarctic Ocean?

@eduardleon5409 3 жыл бұрын

May I introduce to you: The Antarctic Ocean. Catch up little buddy.

@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 жыл бұрын

Oceans are a man-made concept. There is just one large body of saltwater covering the earth.

@veramae4098 3 жыл бұрын

@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Salt - water fetishist. What about the Great Lakes?

@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 жыл бұрын

@@veramae4098 The Great Lakes are freshwater, not saltwater.

@jenniferbraud5942 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so old, I remember when the dead sea was just sick.

@derricknelson8160 3 жыл бұрын

Hello how you doing ☺️

@claudiamiller7730 3 жыл бұрын

Rimshot!!

@maret1729 3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe that you didn't compare Nosferatu with Stephen Miller...

@terryjohn8309 3 жыл бұрын

Hello. Dear how are you doing

@kandreasworld4374 3 жыл бұрын

That was exactly what I was thinking. Where are all the Stephen Miller jokes?

@catc8927 3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I thought he was setting up too!

@elgordo2162 3 жыл бұрын

Fair

@amsterdam9290 3 жыл бұрын

We don't mention that Name...

@devgravs 3 жыл бұрын

We also have Jared Kushner....also a Nosferatu equivalent.⚰️🤣😂🤣

@chrisnash430 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but don't forget coke head Hunter "N word" Biden!!!

@shotjohnny 3 жыл бұрын

In all fairness, Nosferatu is more Stephen Miller 😂

@ti9erlilly 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's the basilisk from Harry Potter. 😂

@ShakespearesLanguage 3 жыл бұрын

I thought that’s where it was going too!

@mlwilson2956 3 жыл бұрын

Comparing a Jewish guy to a vampire?!?!? Wow. Just wow. Nazi much???

@shotjohnny 3 жыл бұрын

@@mlwilson2956 Oh, please... spare us your fake indignation! Just because someone is Jewish does not absolve them of criticism. I'm so sick of tired of people like you defending *every* action of Jews by calling others who dare to speak up "a Nazi." F U!

@stevejordan7275 3 жыл бұрын

At least Nosferatu has a smile ...that mirrors can survive.

@joselopez-kx3sm 3 жыл бұрын

i would had chosen Stephen miller as Nosferatu but that would had been an insult.....to Nosferatu.

@antonbrakhage490 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Nosferatu's just an undead abomination. He's not a fucking Nazi.

@TurboSilke 3 жыл бұрын

lol, i should have read this before posting basically the same.

@nonyabizness.original 3 жыл бұрын

ohhh, i was so waiting for it as soon as the undead pic popped up.

@network3492 3 жыл бұрын

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@mlwilson2956 3 жыл бұрын

@@antonbrakhage490 Stephen Miller is a Jewish Nazi? Interesting

@spencersmith3482 3 жыл бұрын

The Southern Ocean has been on maps for years. Just because "Nat Geo" officially recognizes it don't mean shheeeeit.

@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын

Biden is such a breath of fresh air. Thank you, Mr. President, for giving me hope again.

@grant128 3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@MothGirl007 3 жыл бұрын

He's awesome.

@jonbus766 3 жыл бұрын

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@terryjohn8309 3 жыл бұрын

Hello. Dear how are you doing

@SQUDSNPR 3 жыл бұрын

@@terryjohn8309 this dude doesn’t miss a beat

@jasonarthurs3885 3 жыл бұрын

2021: Golden Age of Cicada-based humour.

@raymondluxury-yacht1638 3 жыл бұрын

The Southern Ocean was on all my school maps in the 70s in Australia. Has the USA just noticed it?

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, yes! I don't understand this either.

@ayelemensah8816 3 жыл бұрын

My reaction to hearing about the “new 5th ocean” was basically “weren’t there already 5?”

@asm1138 3 жыл бұрын

Was already on the maps here in South Africa too.

@annieminer-slothower0927 3 жыл бұрын

This past year has been filled with amazing shows! Also, I’m from NH and we are not sheep fondlers😂😂

@ericminch 3 жыл бұрын

Too baa-aa-aa-d.

@loranekenyon8174 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that sheep fondling was a "thing" but if it is I think you should embrace it and put it on your license plates.

@annieminer-slothower0927 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@selah7702 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen I'm so excited for you to get back to the set you love... But I must say I've come to love your cozy home studio and you sweeties courtesy laughs 😂😂😂 no seriously tho I really hope you don't go 💯 formal! Live your laid back chill just like one of us vibe😉😉😉😉stay real I guess is what I'm saying

@ericminch 3 жыл бұрын

It's great news for the writers. They'll only have to write half as much material, because the applause breaks will slow down the show so much.

@earthknight60 3 жыл бұрын

The Southern Ocean has been an officially recognized ocean for a long time now. That's about as "new" in terms of news as Europe and Asia being on the same Eurasian continent.

@jrojala 3 жыл бұрын

It seems like lots of people didn’t know about it.

@hoozleup 3 жыл бұрын

@@jrojala “lots of people” = Americans

@jojoh8067 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking I’m sure there were already 5 oceans!

@MKhan-uv5kt 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen should have his Friday shows from home now that we have been enjoying them so much.

@bychen5011 3 жыл бұрын

Leftists report on cicadas but not Hunter Biden's use of the n-word

@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 3 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, Nosferatu‘s counterpart is obviously Stephen Miller! 🦇🧛🏻‍♂️

@dtschuor459 3 жыл бұрын

Sort of surprised they missed that connection 🍉

@berenicelewis9612 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@mikenoble91 3 жыл бұрын

The worst thing about cicadas is when they land on your back when you're getting in your car, you don't notice, and then they crawl on your neck when you're on the highway.

@jonbus766 3 жыл бұрын

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@michealmcneal2259 3 жыл бұрын

Had the top and windows down on my convertible, came to a stop light, and had about 20-30 in the car with me almost immediately. Knocked a couple out and thought they would fly away. Light turned green so I went, that was a mistake. It was awful they wouldnt fly away so I had to pull over and fight them.

@branjosnow6244 3 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck that!

@oracleofdelphi4533 3 жыл бұрын

I just thought they were annoyingly loud. But now, because of you, I want to nuke them.

@MzMaverick. 3 жыл бұрын

@@michealmcneal2259 Lmaoo instant car accident for me. A moth was in my car while I was driving and I started screaming like I was being murdered😅

@dyskelia 3 жыл бұрын

Cicadas on a plane!!!

@stewdaniels88 3 жыл бұрын

Going to miss the producer’s laugh!! 😂

@Stardust_7273 3 жыл бұрын

Same. I realized I far prefer this format. It would have sounded crazy before we actually did it.

@soulcalx 3 жыл бұрын

the producer was here before you can still hear his laugh inn the audience from older monologues

@trnharris 3 жыл бұрын

@@soulcalx Yes, he was always there. We'll still hear his amazing laugh when he's back in the studio

@Stardust_7273 3 жыл бұрын

@@soulcalx Still, here it' stands out.

@network3492 3 жыл бұрын

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@shyambhandari1752 3 жыл бұрын

God bless you, President Biden. Lots of love from Nepal 🇳🇵

@chrisnash430 3 жыл бұрын

Do you love his son, Hunter "N Word" Biden?

@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisnash430 Yes.

@chrisnash430 3 жыл бұрын

@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Ok, so now racism is acceptable again, good to know, thanks tubby!

@deankaprolet3994 3 жыл бұрын

Do a nice segment to thank your wife on your last night without an audience She has been great and really made a lot of these episodes even better

@Zuraneve 3 жыл бұрын

I remember when there were nine planets! Now get off my lawn, you darn whippersnappers! /s

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, I'm the old lady in the rocking chair mumbling, "There ARE still nine planets. Don't try to change my mind."

@dbone3356 3 жыл бұрын

"Turns out ol' Tony Weiner is hard up for cash..." Phrasing!

@hughfh 3 жыл бұрын

Can happen when the market goes soft.

@annieminer-slothower0927 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t want the audience! No no no! I love love love this format with no audience.

@KayleeKez 3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@andreahughes6005 3 жыл бұрын

It does seem more intimate with no audience, feels like he's talking just to me.

@andymassingham 3 жыл бұрын

Steve and company have perfected a format here. Even THEY know it. It reminds me of Ernie Kovacs, the early TV surrealist, whose playing to the techs was way, way more effective than when he “improved” by moving in front of an audience.

@deedeeannash 3 жыл бұрын

@@andreahughes6005 Feels like we've been visiting Stephen and Evie in their home, and in a time when visiting with people wasn't safe, they made us feel safe and welcome.

@QueenofSnarks 3 жыл бұрын

Good grief. Could you have found an older example of a £20 note? That takes me back to the 80s and my first paycheque from my Saturday job

@deborahfreedman333 3 жыл бұрын

Went to a sit down restaurant for the first time in a year today. I'd forgotten how nice it is to eat out. Full vaccination is a freeing experience.

@trnharris 3 жыл бұрын

YES

@jerryp6001 3 жыл бұрын

Twss

@jc.1191 3 жыл бұрын

I did it a couple times before the vaccine. Just gotta live life.

@feebeedoc78 3 жыл бұрын

Since when was the Southern Ocean new? I live in New Zealand and that’s what we’ve always called it.

@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын

$20 says Jimmy starts selling those.

@cjoe5977 3 жыл бұрын

That shirt might bring the late night wars back and I’m pumped

@Eusantdac 3 жыл бұрын

That was pretty funny. I really wasn't expecting that lol

@poutine_machine 3 жыл бұрын

What are the late night wars

@benmildenhall8344 3 жыл бұрын

@@poutine_machine from late 09 to early 2010. Conan and Leno with commentary from the others.

@jb888888888 3 жыл бұрын

@@benmildenhall8344 That was LNW2. LNW1 was 1991-92, Jay vs Dave for Johnny Carson's spot. Leno got it, we got _The Late Show with David Letterman_ on CBS.

@krcmaine 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Conan, Colbert, Stewart Fued over who made Mike Huckabee in early 2008. That was EPIC 😃

@markfairbanks3533 3 жыл бұрын

Tomorrow: rivers of blood Wow, rivers of blood already, time passes so fast, lately.

@claudiamiller7730 3 жыл бұрын

...I was thinking the same thing as I waved to the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse as they road thru Charlotte...

@markfairbanks3533 3 жыл бұрын

@@claudiamiller7730 i do think it's a great service trump does by gathering all the brainless zombies together in "rallies"

@thereallycool 3 жыл бұрын

Hearing the camera operator cracking up is great. I'll miss that

@davee.9906 3 жыл бұрын

Your singing scared my cat awake.

@atiredfloridian777 3 жыл бұрын

Insular. Nice, delicate way of saying we had a lunatic as a President.

@lindajones4849 3 жыл бұрын

Lunatic yes, a good general description. Malignant lying narcissist also fits as does lying con man. Remember the health plan that would be ready in two weeks? So many terms needed to fully describe the former guy....

@ericminch 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder, in how many lists will an asterisk have to appear next to his name?

@chrisnash430 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and he had a racist, coke addled son doing secret deals with Ukraine and using the n word!!! Oh wait, uh, never mind!

@veramae4098 3 жыл бұрын

@@lindajones4849 That's when I gave up on him. I was willing to listen; but he sounded EXACTLY like a con artist. "Step right up for the amazing elixir of life!"

@lovelyskull3483 3 жыл бұрын

The one thing we know absolutely is that if you are wealthy you pay no taxes, you never pay for crime ands it’s not funny.

@toddklempan105 3 жыл бұрын

I bet they find it funny. A real laugh riot, looking down their noses and saying, “poor suckers”. There is no creature worse, on and for the planet, than some rich snob who is born on third base and thinks they hit a triple.

@bychen5011 3 жыл бұрын

Leftists report on cicadas but not Hunter Biden's use of the n-word

@toddklempan105 3 жыл бұрын

@@bychen5011 Hello. I think you are on the wrong thread. Pay attention to what is being discussed, and respond with something pertinent to the subject at hand.

@viddork 3 жыл бұрын

"Swat team" was probably the best pun I've heard in ages.

@SuperBlessedKing 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen, it’s really great to watch your show as usual. 👏🏽👏🏽

@jalengoode3266 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, the southern ocean wasn’t already recognized???

@LollieVox 3 жыл бұрын

Get off my plane!!!!Bahahahaha & love your imitation of Biden!!

@elizabethchristiansen9279 3 жыл бұрын

Joke's on you, Big Globe. My globe still recognizes the USSR.

@l.a.gothro3999 3 жыл бұрын

Okay, one of the few modern films my mom liked (she'd been born in 1926), was "Air Force One". I think she'd've gotten a laugh out of your version. (BTW, this month is the fifth anniversary of her death, so thanks for helping bring back happy memories.

@AviaryAviles159 3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P fam

@sophierobinson2738 3 жыл бұрын

❤️

@zesty9815 3 жыл бұрын

9:05 “In my day, we had _four_ oceans and _nine_ planets. Things just aren't the same any more.”

@HarshitMathur1994 3 жыл бұрын

Waaaait! At least in the Asian countries, our Geography books have always counted the Southern Ocean as a 5th ocean!

@cidb.212 3 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing thinking about how happy the other G7 leaders must be. They don't have to draw straws to see who has to sit next to the American president this time around.

@chrisnash430 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! And not have his racist coke head son looking for deals for the "Big Guy"! Oh wait, never mind!

@catfishcave379 3 жыл бұрын

What is she supposed to do at the border, take a photo? She met with the president and has intel from many agencies. Give it time.

@lks839 3 жыл бұрын

Precisely. I am sure like all administration's before they are provided with reports what does going to the border prove. I guess the republican party thinks going there and taking photos will combat the problem

@rickgutkowski8727 3 жыл бұрын

I'm actually gonna miss these shows. God damnit the background laughter of the crew is literally to die for!

@bychen5011 3 жыл бұрын

Leftists report on cicadas but not Hunter Biden's use of the n-word

@ericthompson3982 3 жыл бұрын

"A seawarming gift." Brilliant.

@annw3799 3 жыл бұрын

I confess I am glad to be on the west coast right now. My biggest insect issue is the web strand full of baby spiders between a hanging plant and the deck railing below it.

@noelleggett5368 3 жыл бұрын

Here in Australia, we’ve been swimming in the Southern Ocean for thousands of years. I learnt about in primary school in the 70s. You Americans have always seemed to have a problem with geography. Maybe one day you’ll learn about the metric system.

@balung 3 жыл бұрын

🇦🇺👍🐊

@noelleggett5368 3 жыл бұрын

@Dahn True, you’ve only just got out of your ‘Fascist Italy’ (1922-43) stage. Keep working on it.... we’re all rooting for you (which actually sounds dirty in Australian). 😝

@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 жыл бұрын

@@noelleggett5368 Such a needlessly petty and hateful comment. If you hate Americans this much, why are you even watching this show? Anyway, as an American, I would easily be able to name all five oceans, even if I might not have been exposed to the concept of the Southern Ocean in elementary school. You see, there's this thing called the Internet (which we largely developed, but I digress). Oh, and we already DO use the metric system. Apparently using two systems is too much for your non-American brain to comprehend. Before you call me a jingoistic bigot, keep in mind that you fired the first shot, and I'm only reciprocating in kind.

@petergibbs5433 3 жыл бұрын

In all truth Stephen, I think this series from home will go down in video/film history. It is a remarkable capture of a biological/historical era.

@sonialandry1039 3 жыл бұрын

Why did we need a new ocean - it’s not like we suddenly found an entire new one.

@andrew_ray 3 жыл бұрын

Why does National Geographic, a private corporation, even get to make that decision?

@digitalbookworm5678 3 жыл бұрын

@@andrew_ray Owned by Rupert Murdoch, you know 😕

@andrew_ray 3 жыл бұрын

@@digitalbookworm5678 Not anymore. Nat Geo was included in the 21st Century deal so it's owned by Disney now.

@digitalbookworm5678 3 жыл бұрын

@@andrew_ray I guess...I should be glad to know that? 😀

@andrew_ray 3 жыл бұрын

@@digitalbookworm5678 I guess? It's hard to be terribly excited that Disney owns yet another thing, but it's better than Rupert Murdoch.

@FrankieUtka 3 жыл бұрын

I'm happy you'll be back in a studio, but I treasure these shows. Thank you for all the laughs & comfort that you and your wonderful team have brought forward these past 15 months

@iexcedo6918 3 жыл бұрын

Not going to lie I'm going to miss the pure hardy laughter of the crew.

@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын

His predecessor would have whined about how the bugs were trying to make him look bad.🤦🏽‍♀️

@manimallhi1747 3 жыл бұрын

you guys sure love talking about the predecessor its as if he living in yall head rent free

@sigmarulez34 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah his predecessor also wouldn't have sent our troops to the Middle East to die, Trump 2024

@carolross1517 3 жыл бұрын

Good one!😄

@neworld2114 3 жыл бұрын

@@sigmarulez34 it was the republicans who sent our troops to the Middle East 20 years ago- longest American war -

@sigmarulez34 3 жыл бұрын

@@neworld2114 and I'm not talking about the invasion of Afghanistan that was completely justified for 9/11 I'm talking about the invasion of Iraq which Biden and Obama signed off on which was a waste of time, money and lives after 20 years what good has come out of that pointless conflict not a damn thing but ruin lives we didn't even take their fucking oil as compensation...

@Rayzersword 3 жыл бұрын

Most experts already recognized the Southern Ocean. National Geographic is apparently just very late catching up.

@miguelmontero7569 3 жыл бұрын

Is it me or did anyone else think that the Southern Ocean was already an ocean?🤔

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

I sure did, and another commenter above said that he thought that too!

@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 жыл бұрын

@Dahn Oceans are an arbitrary, man-made concept. There is just one large body of saltwater covering the earth. Anyway, those "uncivilised" people developed the show you're watching, the website you're watching it on, the Internet you're using to connect to the website, and the operating system you're using to connect to the Internet. Not bad for people who are "still in the 90's".

@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын

Rudy seems like the kind of person who sews a fleshlight into their pillow.

@old-fashionedcoughypot 3 жыл бұрын

Stuffs it between the mattresses and does it "doggy".

@YamiOni 3 жыл бұрын

You know, if fleshlights existed 30 years ago, the last time he had an erection.

@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын

he doesn't seem like a person who sews, to me.

@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds more like the MyPillow guy.

@Bitfire31337 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know, what a "fleshlight" is and I absolutely don't want to imagine.

@TheDanishGuyReviews 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, so that was what that meme l saw yesterday was about! "I remember when there were only 4 oceans ...." "Sure Grandma, let's get you back to bed."

@catoninetales 3 жыл бұрын

I literally taught my elementary school kids TODAY that there were four oceans. Damn you, NatGeo!!!

@australien6611 3 жыл бұрын

keep one show a week from the shipping container office?

@vdiitd 3 жыл бұрын

0:09 If Stephen was reading KZfaq comments, he would know most people are not excited about the live audience. This casual setting was much better. 😒

@Bitfire31337 3 жыл бұрын

At least as far as the KZfaq crowd is concerned. Most of his audience is very likely made up of Americans watching him on TV, who might have a very different opinion than us international YT-nerds 😅.

@flyingwithoutfear1604 3 жыл бұрын

Please keep the slam when you go back to the studio !!!

@annieminer-slothower0927 3 жыл бұрын

He’s always had it. So, I’m guessing it’s a permanent part of his show.

@flyingwithoutfear1604 3 жыл бұрын

@@annieminer-slothower0927 I never saw it on his audience shows?

@arielsummers.watson 3 жыл бұрын

Hurry America needs this show full of people.

@cristiansantiago8406 3 жыл бұрын

Hope your first guess on the show at the studio will be your wife so we can see her laugh on live TV think about it

@bj620319 3 жыл бұрын

I'm kind of said that your going back to the studio. This seems more personable. I really enjoyed this time and I hope you creat some type of spin off where we can see you more in this capacity.

@MrJoshanthony734313 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot wait for Jimmy's response!!!!

@kimmyigla9164 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, the pace of this monologue was top notch, and full of gems 💎

@ripadipaflipa4672 3 жыл бұрын

Cicadas love loud swirling sounds. I’ve been attacked while out using my belt sander. It is a strange look for a neighbor to watch a 8 month pregnant woman trying to hit cicadas with a belt sander😜

@nikobatallones 3 жыл бұрын

I thought Nosferatu = Stephen Miller.

@SteintheKid 3 жыл бұрын

Idea for the last show like this ending. It needs to be Stephen in his suit walking into the theater with the old song that used to be played at the end of these videos playing. I feel it would be nostalgic and literally perfect.

@marieslabbert6009 3 жыл бұрын

What is this whole thing about the border? !!!!! Why does she not just go to the border for goodness sake!!! 😯😯😯

@cassylow9418 3 жыл бұрын

I don't want the audience back... These shows have been a delight and the little laughs and giggles from his wife n others have been a tonic ❤️

@adelachobotova4870 3 жыл бұрын

Not sure if it's just my country or Europe in general, but we've had 5 oceans for while now 😅 I thought everybody did

@terryjohn8309 3 жыл бұрын

@yjwrangler7819 3 жыл бұрын

So....this is a new old name for the Antarctic Ocean?

@humanandrade1537 3 жыл бұрын

Big fan here I’ve basically binge watch your show throughout my weekends and throughout the weekdays when I’m not at work or busy with my kids but this is the fourth time I seen this episode don’t get me wrong I still watch it thank you so much looking forward to you coming back live super excited. I will be there one day 🤗 ❤️❤️❤️

@murphymcse 3 жыл бұрын

It ought to scare the shit out of everyone that so much of the Antarctic ice shelf is now open ocean, to the point where we recognize it as a separate sea with uniquely defined currents, salinity differentials, and ecosystems.

@elenachristian9860 3 жыл бұрын

Well now I'm terrified. Thanks.

@raerae734 3 жыл бұрын

As an ex-Nespresso employee with a partner who still works for them, 'what's the purple one?' both made us laugh AND gave us a 'Nam style ptsd flashback.

@angprt2 3 жыл бұрын

I am going to miss Chris laugh when they go back to the studio. Not sure i want the audience back.

@vojake100 3 жыл бұрын

"Swat team" 😅😅😅

@richardmtl 3 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid, we were already being taught about the Antarctic Ocean. What happened? Are we unremembering the world?

@7thDayAdventures 3 жыл бұрын

"Jeff Bezos is going to space to see what it's like to piss in a bottle. It's called solidarity." -Cody Johnston

@lamestreet13 3 жыл бұрын

Not sure I want the live shows back.

@terryjohn8309 3 жыл бұрын

Hi Dear. How are you doing

@ferzmat2313 3 жыл бұрын

I'm super confused...I learnt in school 15 yrs ago that there were 5 oceans : atlantic, pacific, Indian, arctic and antarctic... I never realised other countries taught something else. Wow...

@jackiewise3365 3 жыл бұрын

So excited for you to get back to the stage !!!! It has been a long 15 months. But it would of been even longer with out you Stephen. Thank you for all that you have done to help us get through this pandemic.....

@derricknelson8160 3 жыл бұрын

Hello how you doing today 😊