The 1 Bill 2 Bears Podcast

It's so great to hear two comedy legends like Bill and Tom together!... And Burt, you're there.

at 1:03:56 Burr is about to say "give em the right there fred" but then realizes hes not on his podcast and no one would know what it meant. LOL

Intro is over @ 6:00

The goals bill burr has and what makes him happy are just heart warming

"I think bullying is gonna come back in a big way" lmao😂

Thank you. This made my day. I was feeling down lately but this lifted my spirits. Most important things in life is good friends, great conversations, laughter and Tom Segura’s Beard.

I wish this had video just so I can see Bill's face during the pool question..

I can't unhear Tom Segura saying won incorrectly now.

Tried using captions but all youtube said was ***heavy breathing***

How the fuck did I miss this? I'm so fucking hyped right now.

I swear tom has to be the funniest person on the planet. Quiet when he needs to and says just enough with perfect timing. I just want to be his friend.

"You couldn't get a weed whacker together, buddy" LOL

these three together is epic. surprised more people haven't watched it...

I like how bill says he’s gonna drink for the rest of his life in this.

The last 15 minutes are seriously so damn hysterical! The Wu-Tang Clan story had me on the floor haha

I love how much Bill Burr makes the other two laugh and he keeps his composure for the most part for 2+ hours

Awesome podcast! I love hearing these guys just sitting back & hanging out, I'm hoping for another one of these

This is one of my favorite podcast ever but I wish Bart Chrysler would would film this funny shit

definitely #bertisfat but tom's classic fat guy breathing on this is tremendous so really i think we're splitting hairs here guys

Wow Tom is like father like son. He's breathing so hard into the mic like top dog throughout this.

Bert, you really set a high water mark. I've been listening to all 3 of you as well as Joe, Duncan, Ari and the rest of the gang for years now and this was the best podcast I've ever heard. And I've heard some doozies. Thank you so much for this, really. I love you!

Bill Burr, Tom Segura, and, Bert Kreischer all on one podcast. These guys have millions of followers and fans now and this video only has around a 130 thousand views? This is confirmed as one of the most underrated podcast of all time.

49: Bill: dont blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money. 😁

legendary, three of the best at the top of their game.

The best podcast I've ever listened to

Is there any way you can get Tom to sniffle and huff into the mic more? I feel like the constant heavy breathing was the high point.

that breathing ..... jesus christ

14:20 😂😂😂

I fuckin love this grown man honesty, 20 year Olds "bro Brad and Angelina broke up, I'm a tear that pussy up" these guys "Brad and Angelina broke up, he would be cool to hang with"

Loved this podcast, chilled, great conversation, cheers

"Kegerator! Im gonna drink my whole life though, I am. I'm in. I think, I think if you don't get sober by my age your in it. Your going Peter O'Toole." -Bill Burr (Who as of now has been sober for almost 2 years, if I remember correctly.) Just goes to show you anyone can Quit their Addictions. Although at times it can seem Impossible.

I personally think this was peak Bill Burr. This was the first Bertcast I listened to. Honestly it’s what got me into comedy podcasts.

The holy trinity of stand up for me

2:17:29 Wu-Tang story

This needs a show

Such exciting home repair talk!!

Easily one of the best podcasts I have ever listened to. OMG! Wu Tang!

I agree with Tom, this is my favorite Bill too

9:35 if he had JUAN that Super Bowl...lol

if any podcast needed a video to go with it it would be this one! so upset there isnt a vid to go with this amazing podcast! love all these comics in here

These 3 together = lightning in a bottle.

"I'm proud of me too"

Everyone is blaming Tom, but its Bert's heavy breathing

Why ya goin to Indianapolis Bill?

Tommy Buns is turning me on with that heavy breathing! 🤣😂🤣😂 Great podcast!

Love it... Need more bill and tom...all 3 fucking hilarious

"Dude, that bug is hammered." hahaaahahahahaha fucking genius

Bert's laugh is one of the most infectious sounds ever!

great podcast!

you 3 are the greatest comedians alive. I love listening to you 3 talk like you have been best friends since elementary school.

Stanhope and Ron White brought me here, thanks for the laughs fellas!

best ever

God I wish there were visuals to this. Great podcast.

second time im listening... just as hilarious.

Bill Burr called it Tom is a fucking psycho and I love it

"She blew U-God" fuck me that bit was hilarious

It's crazy how much Tom is liked for being a pycho. Bert and bills back and forth were great to listen to. Oh and tom was there.

the laughs made the wu story so funny. I almost died while at work..

"he is fucking a robot but he is wearing a labcoat so he still feels like he is still doing research" AHGAHHAha what a fucking great line

2:17:17 "is that the Wu Tang Clan?" xD hahahaha

Bull Burr: " When he threw me into that pond with all those water moccasins in it, taught me to turn fear into anger" lol classic

last 15 min is hilarious

my three favorite doodz...

You couldn't have a better 3 comics being comics and apparently sports professionals pfffffff hahaha love it

I appreciate that you guys know North Dakota gets skipped over on comedy tours. Now if one or all of you would like to actually come here, that would be great.

is there a video with the audio for this

Tom Segura, **co-host** of "Your Mom's House" podcast... Seriously, thanks for posting this

u changed my life

You know u rich when you don't look at your bills

This was fucking awesome!

Fucking love these guys. Bill was hilarious. Bummed they didn’t shut up enough to let Tom talk a little lol.

When did this 2 Bears Episode happen??

I'm so happy these guys aren't more famous. This podcast is the dream for "Joe American ". These guys are the model for how I want to spend my Sundays

I'm an amateur, but a mommy should really use this podcast for some voice clips of Tommy Buns pulling back the facade and showing the true darkness 😂🤣

dude Tom there's a microphone in front of you bro

Couldn't hear the breathing then I plugged in my headphones 💀

I'm getting a showtime subscription just to watch the special

tom with that breathing lol

Shout out from Winnipeg, where is this good food you're talking about?

FUCKIN Toms Breathin!

U of M!! The Big House baby!!

"Gotta protect yo neck"

Jesus, Tom. He's breathing like the rub rub guy.

hurtin for a bertin

The swimming pool stuff was funny, diving board stuff but especially not knowing about the dog.

Bill is 100% spot on with his Miller high life theory

2:11:47 3 years later he finally did it

God damn I didn't expect bill to be able to do 225

bert bert bert.com lmfao

I think a tour with the 3 of these would the most epic thing imaginable. Especially if at the end of the night the 3 came out together and just bullshited with each other

"the people up there are drunker so i dont stand out wise words bill

Its 2017 and that 2013 national championship still haunts me as an AU fan...ughhhhhhhhhhh

"I get aroused"... *heavy breathing, shortly after*

When they go over their day dreams, working for my local school district, I've had numerous day dreams about stopping school shootings lol.

Wu tang story wad the best!!

im so sad there is no video

Thats the best ending to a podcast i have ever heard. I dont think she realized how many dudes are in or pseudo members of wu tang.

Come on, FRAWGS!!!

Why didn't you film this?