Bill Engvall - Deer Hunting

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"What time do they show up??"
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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@LarryEArnold Жыл бұрын

As a Texas Hunter Education instructor I was giving a talk, and mentioned that the "Deer Crossing" signs are placed where cars are likely to hit a deer. One of the ladies in the class was outraged. "Well, why don't they put the signs where the deer can safely cross the road?"

@robertdees2150 Жыл бұрын

Yrs ago I was in a bookstore and a female caller was outraged over a book, the clerk explained that a book for dummies means that they've explained how to do it in the simplest terms possible and that the author wasn't calling her an idiot.

@rockyvolcano4 Жыл бұрын

I live in Tennessee and I was listening to the morning radio show. They were doing a segment where callers could suggest ways to make the roads safer in our local area. A lady called in and said “They should move all those deer crossing signs off of the busy roads. They shouldn’t be letting the deer cross where they can get hit.” I thought it was a joke but realized it wasn’t when the lady continued, “And they should put up signs that warn the deer not to cross at night, too.” Let me tell you, it was then I realized why my friends call Tennessee “The Eh-ja-ma-cation State.”

@OUTERGALACTICFROGGY Жыл бұрын

That's when you tell her its American custom to wear a buck head at the end of buck season and walk thru the woods to thank the deer for their service!!

@1_queen_fan313 Жыл бұрын

What this lady wants to happen is impossible. This is because DEER DO NOT CARE!!! Deer don’t care about cars or traffic laws, they do what they please! So clearly this lady thinks that deer’ll just push on the walk button and “WAIT” for the little white stick-man to appear. Some people are just unbelievable!!!

@JohnnyBravo9822 Жыл бұрын

@@1_queen_fan313 bruh

@pwcorgi2000 Жыл бұрын

Bill Envall and Jeff Foxworthy are two of my favorites. Not really for their One liners like "Here's your sign" or "You might be a redneck", but more for their stories.

@tt600pch Жыл бұрын

I'm glad my one true love was a bit more compatible. My wife was on a different level. She loved to hunt, shoot, cook and eat venison. We never had a need to buy meat from the store. She hunted until health issues kept her home. When her 257 Roberts echoed in the woods, it was dragging time. 40 years wasn't enough time. I miss her with every breath I take.

@Genesh12 Жыл бұрын

My condolences on the loss of your wife.

@jamesedwards2237 Жыл бұрын

I feel your loss. Remember the good times you had and cherish the memories. I'm just over 3.5 years since I lost my wife Peggy.

@mirandac.k.4888 Жыл бұрын

So sorry for your loss. I'm 42 and just got my 1st ever deer last season. I didn't think I would ever hunt again due to health problems so it was amazing. Going out wensday. Kno that your soul mates are looking down on you always.

@kirkmorrison6131 Жыл бұрын

I was married 12 years 7months and 10 days. There is never enough time be it long or short. I'm so very sorry for your loss. This year it will be 15 years since Marie passed away from a massive heart attack. I know the pain gets easier to deal with but never goes away, I wish you the best, Sir and enjoy your wonderful memories.

@juliecarson7364 Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss, Sir

@tannerbroyles Жыл бұрын

“What time do they show up?” “About 6:45 that’s when the feeder is set to go off”

@createful_heart Жыл бұрын

I love Bill's comedy! It's all in the storytelling and this man has it down to a science.

@BillEngvallComedy Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@kimk5227 Жыл бұрын

@@BillEngvallComedy what's the name of this special cuz I want to see the whole thing?

@lonestar2078 10 ай бұрын

@@kimk5227 Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again

@michaelccopelandsr7120 10 ай бұрын

@@BillEngvallComedy Bringing smiles to people is truly noble work. Thank you! ;-P

@Txoutlawtrey 7 ай бұрын

@@BillEngvallComedyI wanna meet you

@klc3478 Жыл бұрын

Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy are the two best comedians around because they don't have to go to the dirty stuff in order to be funny. They have neutral comedic talent. You don't see too many like these guys.

@michellekinder3051 Жыл бұрын

They make everyday happens so funny it is literally LOTFLMAO.

@kirkmorrison6131 Жыл бұрын

Dirty Language to me ruins the humor. I feel it shows a limited vocabulary. That is just my opinion

@itz.yukiix 9 ай бұрын

@@kirkmorrison6131same

@dwainsellers6453 Жыл бұрын

I was in Vegas for NFR one year and Larry the Cable guy was preforming at one casino and Bill Engvall at another went to Larry's show and Bill showed up mid show with some Jack Daniel, walked out on stage, handed Larry the bottle and told some jokes. It was awesome!

@amemooress6291 Жыл бұрын

Loved this bit when I first heard it, and I still love it now. XD "Run, deer, run!" That woulda been me lmao

@Srikchik Жыл бұрын

did someone push you off the tree?

@katieinhops5163 11 ай бұрын

I used to go deer hunting with my daddy. I loved watching the little field mice run around under the stand. On a few occasions I was woken up in the stand because I was snoring. Lol. Sorry Daddy!

@davidwisniewski2278 Жыл бұрын

Thank you I needed this. After mom and dad passed I ain't laughed or remembered all the good times with my dad in the woods at camp.

@juliestevens6931 Жыл бұрын

My sister went deer hunting with one of her boyfriends and 3 of his friends one weekend. No one got a clear shot at a deer the entire weekend until the last day. Just about the time they were thinking of leaving, my sister got a good clear shot at a buck, dropped it with a single neck shot. The men insisted on staying out another day, but no one else got a deer. My sister was never invited to go with them again.

@PhilMante 2 ай бұрын

Didn't need to. She had a story that could tell her girlfriends over wine for decades to come.

@katdoc929 Жыл бұрын

I swear I still laugh every darn time! I just watched The blue collar comedy tour a couple weeks ago, watched Rides again. And last week watched Just sell him for parts, I laughed so much my stomach hurt. Mr Engvall Whoa 👍

@BillEngvallComedy Жыл бұрын

So glad to hear that!

@M167A1 Жыл бұрын

@@BillEngvallComedy Good stuff Bill. Thank you Sir.

@davidrigoni8231 Жыл бұрын

As a child I used to see the deer crossing signs and would think “how do the deer know that’s where they’re supposed to cross the road” 😂

@rachelmen7532 Жыл бұрын

I know this is you David uchytil cause you use to say that to me

@Jaxrscott Жыл бұрын

@@rachelmen7532 no doxxing kids

@nikkicole3331 10 ай бұрын

Deer like most animals have certain trails that they use. The scent of other dear leads them to follow their instinct so they often do cross roads that are in their "path".

@dawnbaker9274 Жыл бұрын

Have heard this many times and laugh hard every time.

@poochiekitty8062 Жыл бұрын

Bill is my all-time my FAVE comedian!!!!! Luv u!!!!!!!!!!! 😂🦌😍

@seanlauer9222 Жыл бұрын

Let me ask you a question Poochie have you ever gave someone a sign?😂

@jamesedwards2237 Жыл бұрын

I got to see him about 6 weeks ago.

@julierose7786 Жыл бұрын

Your wife is a sweetheart and there is no way you could expect a result other than sending her off with her gal pals to party and shop while you hunt. I was one of those women who did hunting that way and it was the best way to go. You knew David and he was smart to handle it that way.

@catahue2 Жыл бұрын

I fell in love with him when he did tonight show with Johnny Carson and he's still my favorite

@jamiebaran1703 Жыл бұрын

What a joy! He can just make your day! God bless them!

@eledhwenmare2403 Жыл бұрын

The antlers on some deer crossing signs point backwards.

@roberthamilton9123 Жыл бұрын

Run deer run run run 🏃‍♀️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love ❤️ these guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@seanlauer9222 Жыл бұрын

Bill: ”THAT is the only time that I ever pushed a woman off the tree”

@kimparking1 Жыл бұрын

He cut it short… “Three ways to hunt a deer…” And “I’ve studied deer, where I’m from that’s a poodle”… The dork fish album is amazing

@BionicleGio22210 Жыл бұрын

This special is what introduced me to bill, jeff, larry, and ron. Bill being the funniest of the bunch

@shadowfox8748 Жыл бұрын

Ever since the blue collar tour. Bill you and Ron … and honestly I think you edge him out for the funniest. Jeff and Larry are hilarious too but your life stories are just so funny. Ron just gets me with the dry humor really well.

@adamclapp896 Жыл бұрын

Oh my God. This joke is funny as heck! One of my favorites!

@omni0414 Жыл бұрын

i love the "YEAH" when hes describing the perfect time of day

@chrisgabbert658 Жыл бұрын

The quiet of dawn you can hear a bug on a leaf 15 foot away 😊👍.

@tamt5846 Ай бұрын

One of my many favorites. Bill Engval is my FAVORITE!💕

@maxinedavieds6104 Жыл бұрын

Best Bill Engvall bit ever!

@aidenp265 Жыл бұрын

This is comedy gold, unlike most new comedians! Enjoy retirement Bill! Your great at what you do 🤣

@Vikita1795 2 ай бұрын

I remember i had the VHS for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour as a kid, and I'd watch it over and over. And, to this day, I still laugh as if it's my first time watching it. 😊 Love your work!

@Metalheadmike1211 Жыл бұрын

The way he describes his wife’s attitude towards deer hunting is how I picture my mother when my dad drags her to one of his jeep meet ups. He’s a part of tri state jeepers and members meet up every once in a while and of course he goes without hesitation. My mother is more of a home body who wants to stare at a screen all day.. but she’ll complain that they never do anything together.

@michaelmarvin6293 Жыл бұрын

bill n Ron are my favorites of the blue collar boys which is funny cause they're opposite of each other. bill has that comedic family man life and Ron projects that bachelor life. it's just great

@rcmodelr Жыл бұрын

He's the only one from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour that I ever saw LIVE anywhere. I don't remember what year it was but I saw him perform live at the Dothan Civic Center in Dothan Alabama. I think that was in 2013 or 2014.

@lizard928 Жыл бұрын

This was one of my favorites taking the wife hunting! LOL!🤣

@djclabbe88 Жыл бұрын

Haha! Bill is my favorite!

@majoroldladyakamom6948 Жыл бұрын

That was WTF: Way Too Funny!! Thanks, Bill... I needed that!

@anniewilliford7915 2 ай бұрын

Heard this a thousand times. Still hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂

@bettycogswell9851 11 ай бұрын

He is sooooo funny. I love him.

@markforster6457 Жыл бұрын

:44 I love his expressions and this is my all-time favorite!

@damnsonxd Жыл бұрын

Thank u bill for ur comedy from blue collar to solo 🔥

@rachelmen7532 Жыл бұрын

I'm turning all this in now.

@lindamichael7903 Жыл бұрын

She gonna take you dear shopping

@lindascarborough5551 Жыл бұрын

Love It!!! Bill Engvall I don't know how I've missed your HILLARIOUS HUMOUR years past. About the same age, You make me crack up laughing 😂🤣😂 oh. Maybe cause I'm English 💜✌️✌️And living in Australia 👍

@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862 Жыл бұрын

Love him Jeff and Larry saw them three in Waco Texas, 😊😂😂only one I DIDNT see is Ron White 😊

@ZK-ib2wp Жыл бұрын

Your wife is such a sweetheart, maybe not the type to go hunting though lol

@PafMedic Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂Dont Do A Pennsylvania Woman Like That..Could Be Dangerous😂😂😂

@occamsrazor7939 Жыл бұрын

😆 Thanks Bill. I needed that.

@lnchgj Жыл бұрын

This time of year all I have to do in the early evening is open the sliding door at the back of the house and 3 or 5 (I've counted 12) of them will come into the back yard looking for treats. And I live in town!

@AngusTheDoge Жыл бұрын

That one guy who is a hunter in the background - "y E a H" 👁👄👁

@pootygreen4745 Жыл бұрын

This is my favorite!!!!

@vdizzlev1658 8 ай бұрын

One of my favorite bits

@trudydeakins7908 4 ай бұрын

I'm taking a whistle to blow!

@user-xf3in2tv8y 9 ай бұрын

❤ This is one of my favorites.

@jameshathorn6960 Жыл бұрын

I love ya Bill you crack me u😀

@patrickwall8517 Жыл бұрын

A man once took his wife deer hunting. They weren't having much luck and decided to split up, about 5 minutes or so later the man hears a lot of yelling and screaming and goes to invesitgate. he finds his wife arguing with a farmer. As he arrives he hears the farmer say, "Ok lady you can have the deer, but let me get my saddle off it first."

@eillenponczek123 Жыл бұрын

You are one of the best! You always make me laugh!

@keithcrampton7403 4 ай бұрын

Hilarious!😂😂😂😂😂

@trishahamilton5880 Жыл бұрын

Bill you're my fave...don't tell the others !! 🤫😂❤

@hannahelorie2527 Жыл бұрын

Yup!🤣

@GaryFurr-er7xz 7 ай бұрын

I would have given her the car keys and said go home and come back and get me at 6 pm

@kathymonahan8024 9 ай бұрын

I’d be sitting right there with my 3006 looking for a big buck too

@lovetherockies6080 Жыл бұрын

Awesome show

@dsl32 Жыл бұрын

Classic

@bataremerson1970 7 ай бұрын

And your wife was right😂😂😂😂😂. You were trophy hunting.

@MissMoo1313 Жыл бұрын

Funniest video I have I seen in a long time!

@scottharman110 Жыл бұрын

3:02 makes me laugh the hardest

@melissagreen1117 Жыл бұрын

♥️

@douglashall2141 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@brianwebb4216 Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣😂

@tonyrizzo8391 Жыл бұрын

This is an old skit, but love it...

@chastitymelissa4130 Жыл бұрын

Bill I'm bout to make a sammich

@Nicholashooks Жыл бұрын

😂

@Metal.mike89 2 ай бұрын

Bill reminds me of how my mother can act with the long winded sighs. Anytime something isn’t going her way all you hear is her sighing repeatedly and doing that teeth sucking thing when aggravated.

@countryfan0133 Жыл бұрын

That’s a recipe for divorce right there 😂

@daveloker7518 Жыл бұрын

How far were up that tree????.....would the fall be survivable!!!!!!......LOL LOL LOL

@chastitymelissa4130 Жыл бұрын

Did I not call your name? Did i not?

@brorjordas1979 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻

@chastitymelissa4130 Жыл бұрын

Bill I can't sleep

@chastitymelissa4130 Жыл бұрын

And don't say I'm the deer. That's mean!

@chastitymelissa4130 Жыл бұрын

Bill you look like Bambi's Daddy.

@newyears93 Жыл бұрын

10 pt buck, 250 lbs..Wish I can see that kind of deer up here in VT! Plus whenever I'm hunting trying to tag my first deer. I sit patiently and quietly while my father moves in the ground blind constantly.

@jolenewitzel7919 Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄😄

@jclay6680 Жыл бұрын

What time do they show up ? (( Never when you are TALKING !))

@sadlobster1 Жыл бұрын

Are Bill and the Blue Collar boys still doing their comedy?

@4evernate28 Жыл бұрын

Bill’s last show is on New Year’s Eve.

@Kenneth2413 Жыл бұрын

Most of them are on their retirement tours.

@majoroldladyakamom6948 Жыл бұрын

They're forever performing on yt, lol. Also, sub to each of their channels. 👍

@PafMedic Жыл бұрын

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 ,Right❤️😂😂

@kenpearce3269 Жыл бұрын

Funny stuff! 😊

@carlbeaver7112 Жыл бұрын

"Bill... what are we doing? "I don't know about you but I'm peeing in your purse."

@thaitemple1807 Жыл бұрын

I learn a lesson from this: NEVER take your wife deer hunting.

@VENOMS_WRAITH Жыл бұрын

I loved and still love Jeff Foxworthy, he was my favorite comedian until I heard Bill. Bill quickly overtook Jeff and became my favorite.

@pinkfluffyunicorn1899 Жыл бұрын

The wife gets it

@tinasanders2883 Жыл бұрын

I never LOL so much!😅

@trudydeakins7908 4 ай бұрын

Go Buckeyes! The bus driver always had one! Who cares😅

@user-rs2ue3rs7y Жыл бұрын

its old but funny that its actually deer gun season this week in wis.

@newyears93 Жыл бұрын

Last day of VT muzzleloader was this past weekend.

@chastitymelissa4130 Жыл бұрын

Bill I want to open up my own restaurant. Please don't touch anything. I mean this lovingly. Chas

@aprildaniels357 Жыл бұрын

😆😅🤣😂😂😅😆

@JacobHandle Жыл бұрын

I would’ve been too angry to make a bit out of this. I would’ve been divorced

@patsyarms3910 7 ай бұрын

I went deer hunting one time and I stood there and watched a buck deer for 20 minutes and the ranger came along and give me your gun and he shot the deer.