Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall - Dogs

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"...He's about a quarter inch from dragging his transmission on the sidewalk!"
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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@patrickwoltersen9531 Жыл бұрын

My basset hound got stuck on a speed bump. Almost peed laughing so hard. He was not amused.

@Txoutlawtrey 11 ай бұрын

Basset hound

@nancyriggs8170 10 ай бұрын

I feel badly for it, but I laughed hard at that mental picture..

@terimueller3647 8 ай бұрын

😂

@shaneglassburn2090 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@chrismarciatetisindles5876 11 ай бұрын

Hes about a half inch from dragging his transmission on the ground. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

@Mozart1220 2 ай бұрын

When my oldest Grandson was a baby he liked to crawl away naked from his Mom while she was changing his diaper on the floor. Her apartment had the heating grates on the floor and one day he crawled over one and dragged HIS "transmission". He could not move forward or back and just went WAAAAAAAHH!!!! Of course my daughter rescued him but not until we'd nearly fainted laughing. I hope he doesn't read this, because he's an adult and bigger than I am. LOL

@pappyjjones4647 9 ай бұрын

Next to Robin Williams, Bill was the funniest man on the planet. He didn't need profanity to sell a joke. Loved his taking everyday situations and making them hysterical. Saw him live a few years ago and laughed my a$$ off.

@tambrosia 3 ай бұрын

huh bill was what is he dead

@buddyzmama1 3 ай бұрын

He's not dead, he just retired

@tastx3142 Жыл бұрын

We had a German Shepherd Dog who also ate her poop. She was also a rescue we found who was young living in the nearby woods and emaciated with the worst case of ear infections that looked like they were packed with mud. Poor thing had been in some fights with her ears ragged and one flopping from broken cartilage. She didn’t know how to play but was a bit goofy. Loyal and the only one who ever presented me with a unique gift. Late one night that she brought in and proudly gently laid a bloody armadillo with a cracked shell at my feet. She was large, about 95 pounds and my neighbors would take her on runs when they were training for marathons feeling safer in our semi rural area. My 88 year old FIL fell and happened to land on my GSD which broke his fall and I heard her yelp and she never moved. She had been having some problems and had an appointment a few days later the vet and was filled with cancer. She was special.

@Cheryl_Haydon Жыл бұрын

I just love Bill's comedy. He can make any subject funny...with NO profanity!

@ianbrooks3597 7 ай бұрын

Agreed

@sbryant1993sb 3 ай бұрын

He says hell...

@saragrant9749 Жыл бұрын

Quarter inch from dragging his transmission on the sidewalk… omg dying 🤣🤣

@maryleonard6622 9 ай бұрын

Love Bill Engvall, my favorite Comedian

@Dr.Disney Жыл бұрын

“Quarter inch from dragging his transmission on the sidewalk!” Cracks me up everytime

@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын

Just heard that for the first time and nearly died of laughter. I hurt like hell and I'm trying to listen to comedy to see if I feel better.

@lovetherockies6080 Жыл бұрын

He is one of the best comedians ever. It's too bad he retired.

@willhorting5317 Жыл бұрын

When did he retire?

@bigbear4120 Жыл бұрын

@@willhorting5317 couple years back. He might do the odd gig here and there but his touring days are done.

@willhorting5317 Жыл бұрын

@@bigbear4120 I see.

@vlogsnstufflikethat Жыл бұрын

he didn't retire yet. he's on one more tour

@robertchance4269 Жыл бұрын

He did just retire, ssoooooo 😔 I just hope they produce a DVD of his last tour.

@JR-vi4rl Жыл бұрын

I was lucky enough to see Bill in person. I'm so glad I went. He's a natural treasure.

@anitajinfla9762 Жыл бұрын

Yep. Awesome guy! I met him a LONG time ago before he made it. My company ( Beltone hearing aids ) had a Christmas party ( I believe the owner said he knew Bill... ) and it was at a restaurant here in Jacksonville FL. Old home in Riverside converted. Well, all I remember is that Bill was so hilarious... Gail was there too..And he mentioned she was pregnant at the time. Going to be a Father. 😊 Afterwards, we sat across from each other at this long table. He kinda to my left, Gail on his right. I'd asked him to pass the salt shaker.... 😊 He really is a down to earth guy and Gail.. Beautiful then as she is now.

@nicoswolf57 Жыл бұрын

My GSD was crazy as hell to but she protected our house one night when someone tried to break in just after we moved. That crazy ass dog set up her perimeter out side the house in the three foot of snow until we made in home. Heck gave my husband a hard time to get her in the house after and I was six months pregnant. Then she spent the rest of the night pacing the inside like they would be back if she wasn’t laying with her head on my stomach listening to her little brother. Best damn dog may she rest in peace. 😢

@adrienneanderson-smith2257 3 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@Canalcoholic Жыл бұрын

What kind of water? Any muddy puddle or rainwater out of a tree root. Fresh water out of a clean bowl - forget it.

@reallifeanswers9764 5 ай бұрын

My brother had a winner dog, who hopped like rabbit when it rained cause he didn't want to get his transmission wet. 😂

@ronrice2249 Жыл бұрын

I love Bill's comedy routines. They're always so down to earth.

@carlaaustin6054 Жыл бұрын

He's good for his take on every day life. Dog poop who knew you could listen to someone discuss it and laugh. I didn't realize he had retired. Will miss him.

@smalltownusa3124 Жыл бұрын

Never gets old. Always funny. One of the greatest pleasures of my life was getting to see Bill in concert. I left with sore sides and jaws from laughing so hard. Thanks, Bill!

@michellekinder3051 9 ай бұрын

Or gut hurts from laughing much too much.

@marie2274 Жыл бұрын

He is so funny, saw him in Las Vegas, shortly after he was invited to join the Thunderbirds. My husband loved the story, I'm sure it's on KZfaq. Sorry to hear he is retiring.

@ptaylor4923 Жыл бұрын

I love this man. He is sooo much fun.

@laceylu5969 Жыл бұрын

That’s was freaking GREAT! He is one of the GREATS!

@rosemarydoran9907 Жыл бұрын

As a lifelong owner of wiener dogs and currently the owner of three, I love this bit! Makes me laugh every time I hear it!

@survivrs Жыл бұрын

I just watched this entire video last night and laughed as hard as I did the first time. I'm so glad the 4 of them did all 3 "tours". Great comedians. It sucks that Bill is retiring, but he certainly has earned it. Fluffy is retiring also.

@NP148 Жыл бұрын

When did they announce there retirement?

@killinglonliness88 Жыл бұрын

Fluffy is far from retiring lmao.

@survivrs Жыл бұрын

@@killinglonliness88 kzfaq.infoZVz7JufP3ak?feature=share Whatever you say sunshine.

@What.The.Fluff. Жыл бұрын

@@NP148 Haven't heard anything about Fluffy, but Bill released a retirement video on his YT channel on Dec 30.🥲

@NP148 Жыл бұрын

@@What.The.Fluff. that's depressing. He's one of my favorite comedians

@user-hx8lz1vu5n 5 ай бұрын

"It will make his turd taste bad" 😆😆🤣😂 like it didnt already

@hutchinson54 Жыл бұрын

This guy is funny no matter what. Lol 😂

@christelvedo6281 Жыл бұрын

For viewers out there that do not know, Bill Engvall never uses any profanity in his shows.

@pamelah6431 Жыл бұрын

And?

@chevtrukman Жыл бұрын

@@pamelah6431 and now you know! 😂😂

@StrappingYoungLadam Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say never. It's just very mild profanity spread few and far between

@arribaficationwineho32 Жыл бұрын

Clean comedy and funny!

@feliciavale4279 Ай бұрын

based

@majoroldladyakamom6948 Жыл бұрын

The best of the best: Bill Engvall. 👍🤣👍 True story. My parents have a long-haired Chihuahua named Ferbie. When mom goes tee-tee in her restroom, so does the dog... in her crate, on the pottie pad. That's just flat-out wierd. 🤣 We love you Mr. Engvall, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle. ⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘

@suzannahirwin7165 Жыл бұрын

My low-slung Shih-tzu hiked his little leg on an elevated drain cover in the bitter cold and his little wee wee stuck to the drain when he peed. I laughed a while before I could fetch warm water to unstick him.

@lindamichael7903 Жыл бұрын

Enjoy listening to him he’s crazy

@rogerosborn2143 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 sprinkled this on dog turds it make turd taste bad I lost

@julierose7786 Жыл бұрын

I had my dog for 18 plus years until this summer and miss him like crazy. I spent more on his healthcare than I did on my son. Great bit. All my best to Gail and the family. Happy Holidays 🤩

@nancyriggs8170 10 ай бұрын

Omg Vet bills are insane aren't they? I spent 150. a month on my dog Zeus for his meds, plus 3 month check ups. This yr alone I've probably spent 2k on my pug Otto.. I hate it, but I really do love them so much..

@dwellinj1513 Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad you are posting these videos! Thanks for the laughs!😊

@jamespitra1645 11 ай бұрын

My favorite dog is basset hounds. It is because of watching dukes of Hazzard as a kid. Whatever you think of the character Rosco on the show one good thing that can say is that he loved his basset hound flash.

@artenthusiast3201 Жыл бұрын

You are my favorite comedian! Hope all is well!

@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын

Dogs are permanent, manipulative two-year-olds. I have discovered this from having a couple of dogs.

@andrea4246 Жыл бұрын

Needed this today . Lmao. Great stuff. 😊

@solidgamer1998 Жыл бұрын

There goes my childhood hero sad he's retiring

@robertflegal1735 Жыл бұрын

Amazing video. So funny I couldn't stop laughing. Need more!!!

@nancyterrywhittemore2015 Жыл бұрын

Love Bill's humor!!!

@vincemucha8887 9 ай бұрын

They are not just dogs…they are our children……!!!!!

@imalwayslast3170 Жыл бұрын

Dachshunds are awesome dogs. I had 4. Do NOT piss them off. They not only will defend their owner to death, but they will also tear you apart if you mess with their toys or food. God knows they bark at everything, have to watch you cook, have to watch you use the bathroom, and have to lick the water off of your legs whenever you get out of the shower. I miss my 3 that are gone dearly.

@WaningGibbous Жыл бұрын

It seems jack russles have that in common...u just described my pup.

@onlyredones Жыл бұрын

Yep, I’ve had Dachshunds all my life. They are simply the best!❤❤❤❤

@winterlane2247 Жыл бұрын

Crazy but the bravest breed!

@imalwayslast3170 Жыл бұрын

@@winterlane2247 Absolutely. I had a fenced in backyard so I could just let them out when need be. Next thing I know there is a huge hole in the yard and my dachshund has a mole. She confronted a Golden Eagle that landed in our yard and I was like "NOOO!" Absolutely fearless.

@Girly92 10 ай бұрын

I have had Basset hounds all my married life! They are the best

@drewba7741 10 ай бұрын

"It makes his poop taste bad."

@debradonato5659 Жыл бұрын

He’s Hysterical😂😂😂😂

@debbiebillings8192 Жыл бұрын

You absolutely crack me up

@WaynJul Жыл бұрын

Ya killing me man ya killing me.

@buckaroobanzai8480 Жыл бұрын

Always the best, one of the Story's I love is the skydiving lesson.

@justinkessler3092 Жыл бұрын

1:03 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Жыл бұрын

If you don't think dogs don't have a sense of what's nasty, just let them lick a lemon.

@ursaltydog Жыл бұрын

Mine actually likes lemons.. it just floored me..

@rcmodelr Жыл бұрын

What's wrong with lemons? Coming from someone who if he gets lemons, peals them and eats them just like most people peal and eat oranges 🍊.

@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Жыл бұрын

@@rcmodelr they're not limes.

@ursaltydog Жыл бұрын

@@rcmodelr BC... before covid I couldn't do that RC, but now I can.. I still prefer limes though..

@juliebaker6969 Жыл бұрын

@@rcmodelr yeah, me too.

@pamelah6431 Жыл бұрын

4:27 looks like Bill's wearing a fancy hat. :)

@PafMedic Жыл бұрын

Once Again,You Do Not Disappoint😂Pgh EMS Thanks You🙏🏼❤️🌏

@roberthamilton9123 Жыл бұрын

I love ❤️ all these guys & have all there shows on d v d a pair of very funny awesome comedians 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lloydrobinson7081 Жыл бұрын

love those clips keep them coming

@kerrieventre2454 Жыл бұрын

Love your routines!!!

@shanesmith6941 Жыл бұрын

I first saw him live in Lexington Ky back in 1990 I think for a New Years Eve show with Foxworthy and Engvall got more laughs. It was a sold-out show, and they were spectacular.

@jennifereubank4704 3 ай бұрын

Love you! Listen to you over and over!!❤ Jennifer from Colleyville Tx. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@patriciamcintosh8799 Жыл бұрын

Love this 💞💞💞💞🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

@altheachance70 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I have dachshunds.

@aldomansueto2739 Жыл бұрын

Funny man.

@petewerner1494 Жыл бұрын

Laughter,,,,,,, Good medicine!

@Txoutlawtrey Жыл бұрын

I love daschunds

@jeanstout4035 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 you rock

@dwells37 9 ай бұрын

4:03 it looks like Daniel Whitney is sitting in the audience

@APBAChatter Жыл бұрын

Makes the turds taste bad? Hey doc, is that the voice of experience?

@danielcalvert2700 Жыл бұрын

4:30 is that Larry The Cable Guy in the audience!?

@TheSweezer Жыл бұрын

Hes hilarious

@GabrielleTollerson Жыл бұрын

what a legend,LOL

@BrandonCroker Жыл бұрын

Dogs are the best

@TheBamaChad-W4CHD Жыл бұрын

Engvall as funny as ever. Did anyone else think the laughter was over the top? It almost sounded like a prerecorded laugh track from the old sitcoms. Don't get me wrong. Bill is freaking hilarious but like the line about the weiner dog having eight feet of back and two inch legs was obviously funny but the fast bust a guy roaring crowd and immediately silence the second he starts talking. A well trained and extremely polite audience I guess lol

@lindafurr2404 Жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas, Bill & Gail.

@janinecox256 Жыл бұрын

He is so funny!

@biagiocozza8875 Жыл бұрын

Funny stuff Bill.

@karlaruter3221 Жыл бұрын

Well done 👏✔

@occamsrazor7939 Жыл бұрын

I love it. I bet you have one about cats. My cats are making me nuts.

@christophgamingandmore Жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious

@marygates8567 Жыл бұрын

Gill Engvall I truly LOVE your funny!!!

@loveeveryone114 Жыл бұрын

jessa the bearded lady digs this💖🤣

@kaya8632 3 ай бұрын

So funny

@kaya8632 3 ай бұрын

Sooo funny

@wackadoodle12 Ай бұрын

This kinda funny caint be taught, Bill wuz just born that way.❤

@matthewnachel7112 11 ай бұрын

Hi Bill, happy Friday. Hey I got a comment on something and you were going to get a kick out of this so I’m walking back to work today and there’s this dog and it’s a wiener dog the first thing that popped into my head was you because your wife and you have beautiful dogs and their breeder wiener dogs and you made a funny comment. You said if his transmission was dragging on the ground or something like that with his short little legs, so I made the funny comment to her, and she laughed. I don’t know if she knew who Bill Engvall was, but she does now lol 😂. So thank you Bill for making me laugh and making a woman laugh by me saying what you said that one day thank you very much anyway really quickly. I really wish you were on KZfaq like you used to be were you do you like treadmill talk with Bill you talk to your fans on KZfaq for about an hour go on the treadmill and stuff like that answer peoples questions and all that so come on Bill get back on the treadmill, because we need some inspiration from Bill

@donnavargas1797 Жыл бұрын

Funny!!

@GiantSFaithfuL Жыл бұрын

4:03 Larry the Cable Guy is at the show.

@odysseusrex5908 Жыл бұрын

That was terrific. Which one of his specials is this? It's terrible he is retiring.

@SpiritAscending Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@LaserRanger15 Жыл бұрын

Basset's are the best

@kimolson4581 Жыл бұрын

❤😂😅 hahaha

@nicidevine6670 Жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣

@matthewnachel7112 Жыл бұрын

Hey, I got one more thing I ask you a bill have you ever bought those house shoes with headlights? I keep wondering every time I hear this clip of you talk about it it makes me wonder if you did I wanna know two things number one do they have your face on them and number two do they have a here’s your sign symbol on them to? If not, I just gave you two good ideas here’s your sign bill.

@nicidevine6670 Жыл бұрын

Our dog does the same thing too lol 😂, but my husband pick that dog out and I always pick out the dog

@tracyrenee5020 Жыл бұрын

My two you year old bugged me to death about what she thought what eating peanuts.....I gave her some. She DId not like the taste of raw garlic! In my defense i was cooking dinner

@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын

Please don't feed your dog garlic, onions or tomatoes. That will kill them.

@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын

Or grapes, either. Same for raisins. Or anything with tannons or in the alium family. NO leeks for that matter.

@ACEDIAMOND666 Жыл бұрын

My Weiner Dog, Tokyo, is 11 years old now....he's a good dog.

@ritamozley5463 Жыл бұрын

😂💗🙏

@doughesson Жыл бұрын

How come he doesn't worry about Duke having back problems? Same body type of dog.

@williammitchell4417 Жыл бұрын

Bill likes his dogs like Fluffy likes his chew wi wi Bruno🥳

@julerobb1 Жыл бұрын

Which tour is this one from?

@Allan_aka_RocKITEman Жыл бұрын

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

@Poocho217 Жыл бұрын

Huh. I actually laughed once during this one (when his hound licked his wife's face). I guess he CAN be funny! :)

@pamelah6431 Жыл бұрын

Maybe turn your sense of humor off then turn it on again. Check the batteries. Blow on it...

@TerrySmith-rm7jz 6 ай бұрын

Terry. Smith

@iduswelton9567 Жыл бұрын

My last dog was a weird dog- SHE was a cross breed- mother was a mix breed deer hound an d father was a wolf ( out of north Arkansas ) - SHE was about 18" at the shoulder at about 60 pounds solid muscle and 4 colors ( brown, black, red, white ) and medium length coat- and GOLD eyes

@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын

My goddess I bet she was gorgeous! And sixty pounds is a bit heavier than my current wagbox.

@matthewnachel7112 Жыл бұрын

Well hello there Bill. Happy Tuesday to you. Hey I got something to ask you now back in my day shows how old I am getting ha ha ha remember when they used to have like Halloween in October and Thanksgiving in November and Christmas and December OK have you noticed maybe everybody has recent years Halloween comes around and what’s right next to Halloween by Christmas I’m talking September do you guys think it’s a little early I do but I wanna know what the world-famous bill Engvall thinks…