I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.

＊ｗｈｉｓｐｅｒｓ＊ they never got ethiopia

It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while

"Sike, they both get angrier" Forshadowing to what is happening right now

‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’

"Oops half of europe just died" Dude i hate when that happens

Time to lock in for AP world tommrow

I remember when I first got to know about this video... at the time I didn't speak English at all. Then I promised to myself I'd learn it just so I could watch this masterpiece. Here I am a few years later. Every minute of this journey was worth it.

* whispers * *it makes cars go* america: 👁👄👁

Mom: why don’t you go outside? Me: *the sun is a deadly lazer*

*”TASTE THE SUUNNN”* sounds like something you would find in a soda ad

Love how Canada wasn’t even mentioned once

Teacher: So who is ready to write a history test? Bill:Sharpening 20+ pencils

Teachers: KZfaq rots your brain Bill Wurtz: hold my beer

2023: AI gets better 2028: Thing-inventor invents the thing inventor, thinks the thing inventor (the technological singularity). This video has been right so far, I don't see why it would stop.

I'm leaving this for later 0:48 Creation of the universe 1:30 First star 1:51 Introduction of Earth 2:08 Flooding alert 2:15 Life in the ocean 2:50 Cambrian explosion 3:16 Animals on land 3:52 Dinosaur extinction 4:13 Humans 4:40 Bronze age 4:46 Society 5:40 Spread of chariots 5:52 Arrivals in India 5:56 Hinduism 6:05 Iron Age 6:08 Isrealites arrive in Isreal 6:16 Spread of colonies 6:21 Empires conquering each other 6:28 Buddhism 6:35 China breaks 6:43 Alexander the Great conquers Persian empire 6:51 Macedonian empire breaks 6:57 Chandragupta conquers India 7:16 China puts itself back again 7:39 Roman empire 7:46 Christianity 8:12 China breaks again 8:22 China puts itself back together again 8:24 China breaks again 8:36 Christianity becoms legal 8:40 Constantine moves the capital 8:46 Golden age of India 9:00 Fall of the Roman empire 9:16 China puts itself back together again 9:25 Islam 9:49 Islamic golden age 10:05 French king becomes 'King of Roman empire' 10:18 Greenland and Iceland's names mixed up terribly 10:34 New kingdoms 10:51 Crusades 11:16 Invention of gunpowder 11:18 Mongolian empire 11:22 Fall of the mongolian empire 11:27 Tonga time 11:38 King of Mali shows off 11:42 Christians drive out Muslims 11:50 Black death 11:56 Majpahhitt 12:09 Renaissance period 12:12 Byzantine empire gone 11:27 Christopher Columbus 12:57 Ivan the great 13:08 Protestant reformation 13:20 Ottoman empire 13:24 Ivan the terrible (not Ivan the great) 13:27 Portugal conquers the Indian ocean 13:40 Dutch start colonising 14:04 English - French war 14:14 The US declares independence 14:25 French revolution 14:39 Napoleon 14:46 Latin american independence 14:50 Industrial revolution 15:03 Britain colonises India 15:30 Even more technological advancements 15:37 Abolition of slavery 15:46 Colonisation of Africa 16:04 Spanish - American war 16:24 World war 1 16:30 USSR established 16:39 Israel established 17:03 The great depression 17:04 Hitler born 17:08 Japanese empire 17:18 End of WW2 17:21 Pacific Showdown! 17:32 Independence of India 17:50 Communist China 17:57 Korean war 18:12 Cold war 18:18 First man on the moon 18:24 Decolonisation 18:27 Racism is bad 18:34 Population boom 18:41 USSR falls 18:49 9/11 19:20 THE END

'"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.' Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.

Me: Connects to internet Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”

The amount of people here cramming for the AP World Exam... (I'm one of them)

Timestamps of the "History of the Entire World, I guess" I guess. 0:01 Intro Before 0:11 Before the Big Bang 14 BYA 0:12 Before Time and Space 13.9 BYA 0:28 0:35 Quantum Fluctuations 13.8 BYA History of the Entire Universe, I guess 0:46 The Big Bang 13.7 BYA 0:48 The Universe forms 13.7 BYA 0:51 Up and Down Quarks 13.7 BYA 0:53 Space 13.7 BYA 0:55 Time 13.7 BYA 0:57 Gravity 13.7 BYA 1:00 Dark Matter 13.7 BYA 1:01 Universe temperature at 10^32 Kelvin = Very *H O T* 13.7 BYA 1:04 Protons and Neutrons 13.7 BYA 1:08 Electrons 13.7 BYA 1:12 *H O T* 13.7 BYA 1:14 Hydrogen Nucleus 13.69 BYA 1:16 Helium Nucleus 13.67 BYA 1:18 Hydrogen and Helium Atoms 13.65 BYA 1:20 The Universe is filled with regions of Hydrogen and Helium gas 13.63 BYA 1:23 Dense regions of Hydrogen and Helium gas collapsed under their own gravitational pull 13.61 BYA 1:28 First Stars form 13.6 BYA 1:31 First Elements of the Periodic Table 13.59 BYA 1:32 First Stars die 13.59 BYA 1:35 Supernova 13.59 BYA 1:36 More Elements of the Periodic Table 13.59 BYA 1:38 Nebula 13.59 BYA 1:39 New Interesting Stars 13.59 BYA 1:42 Nebula pt. 2 13.59 BYA 1:44 The Sun (Sol) forms 4.57 BYA 1:45 Foundation of planetary bodies 4.565 BYA 1:49 Formation of Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune 4.56 BYA History of the Earth, I guess Hadean Eon 1:50 Formation of Earth 4.543 BYA 1:52 Earth-Theia Collision 4.5 BYA 1:55 Formation of the Moon 4.5 BYA 1:58 Late Heavy Bombardment 4.1 BYA Archean Eon 2:00 Water arrives on Earth 4 BYA 2:04 Earth cools down 4 BYA 2:07 First Rain on Earth 4 BYA 2:09 Earth becomes an Ocean/Water World/Planet 4 BYA 2:12 Land appears on Earth 3.3 BYA 2:14 Life appears on Earth 3.7 BYA 2:21 L.U.C.A. 4 BYA 2:23 Primordial Soup 4 BYA 2:28 Axesexual Reproduction 4 BYA 2:31 D.N.A. 2:36 Photosynthesis 3.8 BYA Proterozoic Eon 2:44 Great Oxidation Event/ Oxygen Catastrophe 2.3 BYA 2:47 Huronian Glaciation 2.4 BYA 2:48 Sturtian Glaciation 720 MYA Phanerozoic Eon Paleozoic Era 2:50 Cambrian Life 541 MYA 2:55 Cambrian Explosion 541 MYA 3:00 *The Sun is a deadly Laser* 601 MYA 3:05 Ozone layer forms 600 MYA 3:14 First Plants on land 470 MYA 3:16 First Insects on land 480 MYA 3:22 First Animals on land 375 MYA 3:26 First Hard Shelled Eggs 200 MYA 3:38 Permian Life 298.9 MYA 3:42 The Great Dying/Permian-Triassic Extinction Event 251.941 MYA Mesozoic Era 3:44 Survivors of the Great Dying 251.88 MYA 3:48 The Dinosaurs appear 230 MYA 3:51 Chicxulub Meteorite 66.1 MYA Cenozoic Era 3:52 Chicxulub Impact/Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction 66 MYA 3:56 Mammals rule the Earth 65.9 MYA 4:01 Man's Ancestor starts walking upright 7 MYA 4:06 Homo Habilis invents stone tools 2.8 MYA 4:08 Homo Erectus invents fire 1.9 MYA 4:10 Homo Erectus invents talking 1.5 MYA History of Homo Sapiens, I guess Stone Age 4:13 Homo Sapiens 300 KYA 4:15 Homo Sapiens conquer the Old World 60 KYA 4:16 The New Word not conquered yet 21 KYA 4:17 Ice Age 20.5 KYA 4:18 Homo Sapiens conquer the New World 20 KYA 4:20 Ice Age ends 10.5 BYA Before Christ 10000 B.C. 4:23 Stone Age Homo Sapiens are Hunter-Gathers 4:26 Neolithic Revolution 4:27 Farming/Plant Agriculture 4:31 Social Hierarchy 4:33 Farming around the Globe 5000 B.C. 4:36 Metal tools 4:39 Better Farming in Mesopotamia 4:43 Animal Agriculture 4:45 Foundation of Mesopotamia Society 5:01 Mesopotamia Society 5:03 River Vallies 5:06 Taming of the Horse 3300 B.C. 5:08 Introduction of Bronze More coming

Bill Wurtz: *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"* The Internet: "We can make a religion out of this"

Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'." Me :

7 years today since this piece of cinema dropped.

I love how the sultan of Oman living in Zanzibar gets about as much screen time as WW2

"6:00 you can make a religion out of this" "6:34 you can make a religion out of this" "7:52 you can make a religion out of this" "9:35 you can make a religion out of this” “14:30 you can make a reli- no don't"

“Woops half of Europe just died” -Rat

5:35 “Knock knock or Clop Clop it’s the people…with the horses, and they made an empire!” *and then everyone else copied their horses* Most underrated joke imo

The true AP world last-minute study session. 💪

Some stars burn out and die Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*

lil dicky: I made the best video about the earth bill: *hold my deadly lazer*

best ap world review ever 🙏

ap world exam tomorrow it’s time to lock in

teacher: why isnt the sun killing us me: *raises hand* teacher: go ahead tim me: blanket.

teacher: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes.. me:

AP world students lock in our exam is tmrw

Using this as my studying for ap world

History class: *takes an hour and a half to learn something* Bill Wurtz: pathetic

Bill Wurtz: (says something) Everyone: We can make a religion out of this.

Man carrying my whole future APWH exam grade w/ this‼️🗣️

My favorite parts: (I'm watching this a school. It's my only entertainment.) 3:01 - 3:06 "Hey can we go on land?" "NO" "Why?" "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER" "Oh ok" 3:43 - 3:45 "Oh fuck everything's dead now" 3:50 - 3:52 "Yeah it broke apart, yeah don't worry about it, it does it all the time" 4:26 - 4:34 "Fuck it time to plant some ✨Grass ✨" "Look at this, I control the food now" "Now everyone will want to be friend and live near me" "Let's all build houses- except mine is bigger because I control the food" 5:11 - 5:18 "Tried of using, LAME, SAD, METAL?" "Introducing" "✨BRONZE ✨" "Made with special ingredient ✨TIN ✨ from the far lands of ✨TIN LAND ✨" "I don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it." 5:48 -5:55 "New arrivals in India" "Maybe it's those horse people I was talking about or their cousins or something???" 6:57 - 7:05 "Time to conquer of all ✨INDIA ✨" "Or-" *Interrupted* "Or most of ✨INDIA ✨"

Someone: "Hey Bill what's your favorite time period in history?" Bill: "yes"

“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat” *shows plane*

Man im gonna be so sad when someone makes a part 2 to this video in a 1000 years. And i'm not gonna be around to see it.

dbq prompt this year SAVED me omg

World: *exists* Bill: _You can make a meme out of this_

History teachers: *takes years to learn history around the world* Bill Wurtz: Allow me to introduce myself.

Using this to study for my AP World History exam lmao

Time for my monthly rewatch

Mom: Why don’t you go outside? Me: *The Sun is a deadly lazer*

Earth: *EXISTS* Bill Wurtz: *INHALES*

its the annual return of the ap world students for some last minute studying

'Sike they both get angrier.' ⏩2024

School: *1 year* Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*

Teacher: So explain world history Me: Yes

Studying for AP World and this is making everything make sense 🙏

13 hours yall. We got this!

“The sun is a deadly lazer” 3 years later “HERE COMES THE SUN”

"A guy who's popular and arrested and killed for being popular which makes him more popular" Best description ever

Who’s here in 2024

Here for AP world exam tomorrow Edit/ that was actually so easy

Humans: ”Lets have a quiet minute to honour some dead guy” Bill Wurtz: ”Lets have a quiet 0.000016 of a second to honour half of Europe”

Nobody: China Relationship Status: Complicated

this is the greatest video on youtube and i dont think anything comes close. a summary of Literally Everything ever, it has so many memorable quotes and jingles and the editing is just shockingly high effort i cant imagine how this was made, and the small musical touches are Perfect and its funny and engaging for the entire duration also the context of the video like, this guy made

I came back for my 5th time to study for my AP world Exam tomorrow

“Europe hasn’t had a war since the last war” Well, yes that is how that works

"Whoops, half of Europe just died."

Watching this for AP world right before the test

Watching this the night before my AP World History Exam, I learned more from this video than I did from my class throughout the entire school year

“Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”

When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.

9:59 “Want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?” Yes, yes I do want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere, thanks for asking.

This is great for studying WHAP

Portugal: “We need spices no matter what” Native Americans: “Shoot.”

Teacher: If you’re so smart summarize the history of the world Him: *_INHALES_*

God I wish you'd kept making these. I understand it'd have been an impossible investment of time and energy - and a huge risk, hard to improve on perfection - but wow, so many years later and this is still miles ahead of anything else in its field.

This goes extremely hard at 2x speed. Felt like psychedelic drugs

“Whoops, half of Europe just died.” The casualness is great

I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be. bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.

using this for my APWH test

jeez it sucks coming into the world a gazillion years late 😭

"some stars will burn out and die. some starts burn out and die with PASSION" - origin of supernova, by this genius.

“Sike, they only get angrier” is the best description

the part at 17:41-17:50 used to be so funny to me now it just makes me sad (it is still funny tbh it's just that recent developments in regards to that specific issue have been so soul-crushing)

Who’s watching this for their APs 😅😅😭

i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"

*Everyone in France is chopping off other peoples heads* You could make a relig- no don't

everything Bill Wurtz said in: the history of the entire world, i guess + some timestamps 0:00 to 0:28 intro hi you're on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it is water fu## it actually most of it is water I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad im sad I miss you how did this happen? a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere, when? never. MAKES SENSE, RIGHT? like I said it didn't happen. nothing was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need a where you don't even need a when that's how every it gets. 0:29 to 0:36 pause forget this. I wanna be something go somewhere do something I want things to change I want to invent time and space and I know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened I just don't know when to start. and that's exactly when it started 0:49 to big bang/creation of the universe, I guess I paused it I think there's a universe now what's it made of? quarks and stuff ah! That's a thing in a place, don't like it? try a new place, at a different time try to stick together because the world is gonna Become bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full, and about kjghpillion degrees about no seconds later... great news! the quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton and a neutron there's something else flying around and it wants to join in but it's still too HOT about 10 minutes later.... big news! the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up PART 2 AT 5 LIKES

I come back this video every year and it’s so weird to see how much I know now haha. Very quotable and has helped me ace AP tests.

“Look at this: I control the food now. Everyone wants to be my friend now” Civilization in a nutshell

my teacher: "alright guys, we're going to have a test tomorrow!" me: *watches this for the 17th time*

can we all agree this is the objectively best video in KZfaq?

This is my all time favourite video online and probably started my interest in history. I come back to it often and I can quote almost the whole thing at this point lmao

Parents: Go outside. Me: *No.* Parents: Why? Me: *The sun is a deadly laser.*

You could make a religion out of th- *NO, DON'T*

Pov: the backstory to that one minecraft server

only 4 more years until the thing inventor

“Let’s have world peace!” “...sike” That just sums up the entire world

The most memorable line. *THE SUN IS DEADLY LAZER*

my history teacher showed our class this yesterday since we have our AP test today. wish me luck :)

dad; be a youtuber mom; no be a teacher bill wurtz;