Patrice O'Neal - Just Be Honest

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Patrice O'Neal - Just Be Honest

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13 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'Neal
From The Black Phillip Show
2/3/07
3/10/07

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@Crazylalalalala 10 жыл бұрын

lol "Turn her mic off" if only we could do that in real life.

@fitlife1205 7 жыл бұрын

Crazylalalalala 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

@KingBowserVlog 5 жыл бұрын

I died

@bilboswaggens2975 3 жыл бұрын

@Tobias Belz fact

@maddumass 3 жыл бұрын

@Tobias Belz growing up having vagina let alone a stretched out diseased vagina wasn't free pass to get away with everything. Like my nephew said that he wouldn't hit a woman but he'd hit a btch!.

@plutterton 8 жыл бұрын

"Take the L. There's a lot of bitches, man!" Attitude of abundance. Love it!

@jaydeepgrewal1 7 жыл бұрын

Patrice was a red pilled god before people even knew what being red pilled was

@simplenough 8 ай бұрын

Patrice would laugh at the idea of black pill

@chukwu4730 10 жыл бұрын

The fact that Patrice had legit points coupled with his anger towards women made this show extremely funny

@johnnonamegibbon3580 10 жыл бұрын

Exactly.. exactly.. That's the joy. A lot of it is true, but somehow tongue-in-cheek at the same time. Since we're taught the opposite growing up it makes it a little strange and counterintuitive. But horrifyingly true.

@2amBreakfast 9 жыл бұрын

It's not anger. His level of understanding is so great that he accepts that it is simply female nature. The fact that he swears and calls women out on their shit might sound like anger to you but notice that he never actually loses his cool. This is important. You have to let go of your anger and you have to accept female nature because you cannot change it, you can only respond to it the right way.

@markus4698 7 жыл бұрын

2amBreakfast and that's a crucial distinction between him and a large part of the MGTOW and redpill crowd.

@KingBowserVlog 5 жыл бұрын

Markus True shit. Red pill is a step in the right direction but it holds onto too much anger, at least most of the guys there.

@My6StringSweetheart 5 жыл бұрын

@@2amBreakfast Exactly. Society considers any criticism of women to be 'hatred' against them. Even pointing out something they did wrong or putting them in their place is considered 'hate' nowadays.

@222222e 8 жыл бұрын

This shit should be taught in school. I swear if I ever have a son...It's mandatory he hears Patrice's philosophy

@seroyal1089 7 жыл бұрын

222222e same

@ryancannon5921 7 жыл бұрын

222222e What age should we introduce Patrice at?

@sherlockholmes82 7 жыл бұрын

15-17 depending on the kid.

@whiskey4930 7 жыл бұрын

fuck yes especially with all this feminism over load where its actually shameful to be a full on man with complaints about man splaining, male logic male behavior it makes kids growing up not even know how the fuck to act any more. they become woman pleasers when they instead should be pleasing themselves not caring if a woman approves or likes you. if you like her you should go get her thats all. but now we have no male figures, men either work all day and see the kid 10 mins a night o r arent there at all. we all raised by women lmao

@dauntlesssmile6068 7 жыл бұрын

i started at 21 and i wish i was listening to him at the age you said, but i spent to long as a sissified socialist and feminist.

@nicholas1254 9 жыл бұрын

4:23 "turn her mic off" = tears of joy ;D

@Nabiki73 8 жыл бұрын

+nicholas jenness I pissed my pants laughing at that part, man...it was even funnier when she got so mad when he did it, too.... :D

@badddd 7 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@pervmanyesican 7 жыл бұрын

much better than bill o'reilly's turn the mic off!

@drewinsur7321 5 жыл бұрын

"The nice guy way is the womans way" this is gooooold!!!!

@tlz124 7 ай бұрын

I asked this girl i was hanging out with what advice she would give guys in order to get laid. She said If a guy is respectful, i'm gonna blow him before we even get home. I started laughing at her. There's no way that ever works

@Slimkidd730 10 жыл бұрын

"Turn her...turn her mic off.......I'm sorry baby...I'm sorry." LOL! I always love when Patrice be tellin em to cut bitches mic off when they either get mad or be trying to talk over patrice. You never her other DJs with the balls to do that CONSISTENTLY whenever they want to.

@whsdramaandstuff 9 жыл бұрын

Eh, kinda shitty on his part. Theres no chance for her to present her argument becuase he's ALWAYS talking. A good host will control the conversation but theres no point in even being on the show if you get talked over every time you speak.

@Slimkidd730 9 жыл бұрын

James Genna She's trying to present her argument OVER him while he's talking. As the phrase goes, "Excuse me for speaking." He just has the guts to cut a bitches mic off who won't wait for a man to finish his statement and logic. All men wish they could do that but theres no control. But when you're a radio DJ you have that luxury. The irony in your statement, thats how I felt about karith and I love karith. Its not a "karith" thing though, its a WOMAN thing

@SFsailingbiking 6 жыл бұрын

“No more food excursions.” Lmao

@ryanphillips5591 6 жыл бұрын

Dude it's not a joke after a while they are playing you

@bmwright1991 4 жыл бұрын

He had a lot of great points, but in the end, what he really taught me was to just be honest. Not even exclusively to women, but to yourself, and to everyone else.

@hennythingispossible11 4 жыл бұрын

amen

@colluminati2988 4 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@Racoons4Change 4 ай бұрын

I agree 100%. Patrice is my favorite comedian and I also see through him. He was never married and he’s super insecure. He taught me so much, but at the end of the day everyone has to do what works for them. He taught me to be honest at any cost. It has done me wonders in my relationships with friends, myself, and especially women.

@bigol9223 7 жыл бұрын

Be honest or be quiet. Those are my only communication guidelines.

@Sigurr88 5 жыл бұрын

Not telling the truth is also lying. If there something that has to be said, you better not stay quiet.

@KingBowserVlog 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sigurr88 not true. It's just not speaking

@crawfish069 10 жыл бұрын

Psychologists believe that women, in general, need to be in love before they have sex, and men need sex to fall in love. This creates a lot of frustration. However, if we don't have sex in 4 weeks, that shows we are sexually incompatible and I'm done. It's as simple as that. And I now have a great woman because I enforced boundaries and stopped putting up with BS.

@darklord220 8 жыл бұрын

good shit man

@anthonyrosales8456 3 жыл бұрын

Wtf this actually makes sense

@truestdude 3 жыл бұрын

Preach playa

@antonio8904100 7 жыл бұрын

"Turn her mic off" - God I love it

@hxcmetalhead 10 жыл бұрын

"Turn the mic off!" OWNAGE. Fucking loved that shit. Patrice was a mother fucking BOSS!!!!

@SplogMan 9 жыл бұрын

LOL! "Turn her mic back on!"

@nickdipaolofan5948 7 жыл бұрын

I remember several years ago when I heard this for the first time. The part when Patrice compared a woman refusing sex to a man refusing his time, dinners, car rides, gifts, etc. was such a gold nugget of wisdom!! Fast forward and I am married for a few years and my wife tried to pull the shit that ALL women do (where, they say if you just did XYZ then they MIGHT be in the mood more often) and I just switched it back on her and said, "how dare you try to dangle a carrot in front of me like I'm going to be your slave just to MAYBE get what I have already earned! Sex is part of the marriage commitment, it is not some extra I have to go above and beyond to earn." And then I said, "how would you react if I said that if you gave me great sex, tons of BJ's and any other fantasy, then MAYBE I'd be in the mood to fix the car, keep up the yard, or even go to work that day for you?" Now it is very rare that she tries to pull that crap and if it has been over a week since we had sex she will notice that I just stopped doing shit around the house and right when she is about to go crazy on me she usually realizes "oh, thats right, I'm getting lazy on my end, better go have sex" And if anyone wants to say "she should just want to have sex, not feel forced to" everyone knows that women want sex way less than men in general. A woman can be with the hottest man but after a year she will slow down the sex unless he demands it. And if she wants to get lazy, that is fine, I wont force anything, BUT I will have no problem getting lazy too with things she wants.

@nickdipaolofan5948 3 жыл бұрын

@ese kay yup, we have our ups and downs but this method still works. In fact, its the ONLY thing I found works. Trust me. And yes, all women will say shit like, "well if you schedule sex then its not very romantic, bla bla bla" which is true but almost every time we have sex when she wasn't necessarily in the mood after about five or ten minutes she has gotten in the mood. Sometimes women need to be reminded the actually enjoy sex. And most women need to be reminded almost daily that a marriage is a two way street, not just the man doing shit for her while she does what ever she wants.

@Tex8010 2 жыл бұрын

👏👏

@tristancutler 11 жыл бұрын

I signed in my KZfaq account just to like this.

@ostenvind 11 жыл бұрын

"Just let it all out... She'll wanna fuck your audacity." And that's why I miss Patrice, such blunt, well-spoken truths.

@rogue-ish5713 8 жыл бұрын

Patrice is a patron Saint of Macks. We all rise to your level.

@madwilliamflint 8 жыл бұрын

This dude is my fucking hero.

@mikes3827 9 жыл бұрын

IMO, Patrice O'Neal's the best comic ever. I'm from Boston and knowing PO, he was as real and unpretentious in person as you could hope to meet. As funny as he was, he just had SUCH a down-to-earth way about him, which made him even more endearing. SERIOUSLY miss the dude, still hard to think he's gone. RIP P, hope to see you on the other side.

@oldliverrivers3686 7 жыл бұрын

Mike S I think history will show Patrice as one of the most important comics (philosopher as far as I'm concerned) in modern history.

@Heblatt 2 жыл бұрын

We’re in 2022 and he’s considered the goat by most who know his legacy

@BlaccEagle 10 жыл бұрын

In this world of pretenders and liars and this political correctness, it is incredibly hard to be 100% honest. I work hard to become that guy who is honest all the time and it's totally worth it. It's so healthy and freeing and I respect and love people who are honest with themselves and others, it's very rare.

@avisco01 11 жыл бұрын

"If I snuggled you against my will..." Oh man, I was that guy. If I'm being honest I probably still am. I wish I listened to Patrice when I was like 10 years old. I'd have had a lot more fun damn it!

@MrEer218 6 жыл бұрын

Anthony Visco Break that habit

@RICHARDGRANNON 11 жыл бұрын

"You cant fuck with the truth" - Patrice O'Neal

@rianocanain5724 8 жыл бұрын

Mans a genius, a motherfuckin genius

@coosafication 10 жыл бұрын

i miss you patrice :'(

@JorgeRodriguez-rq7cy 4 жыл бұрын

Dis nigga done saved my life.

@truestdude 3 жыл бұрын

"You have to match their audacity. There's NEVER a time NOT to be honest! EVER!!" #bars #realspill

@charleneyoung1410 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Patrice was able to help someone thru his comedy. Not God, but Godliness.

@yourmother3207 Жыл бұрын

God would approve

@anantprakashsingh8777 5 жыл бұрын

"turn her mic off" should be an option in real life.

@cooltune 6 жыл бұрын

Listen to this dude every fucking day and be a champ.

@Nate100 8 жыл бұрын

8:36 Doug's call and Patrice's answer is fantastic

@johnnonamegibbon3580 10 жыл бұрын

Karen didn't like to think herself a hypocrite, but, yes, her "friend" wanted something more than friendship. Which is almost always the case between men and women (if not always). I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I honestly don't believe that men and women look for friendship in the opposite gender. They look for something deeper and not at all platonic.

@ryancannon5921 7 жыл бұрын

John NoNameGibbon Poor fuck was trying to friendship his way in.

@timshrader64 8 жыл бұрын

Food Excursions! lmao! Long live Patrice

@mlssrsevenseven8160 7 жыл бұрын

Miss this dude...many tears...RIP

@MrMexiSalv 12 жыл бұрын

My god Patrice is the relationship Jesus.

@aedr04 6 жыл бұрын

I unintentionally found myself clapping at the same time as the rest of them... Damn, this stuff is powerful.

@Trynottoblink 3 жыл бұрын

Haha I did the exact same thing

@scottflo7153 2 жыл бұрын

Patrice is a legend. This was def the best episode

@ctom2246 9 жыл бұрын

Im glad he spoke about being honest i tried to tell my friends that and they looked at me strange and then they wonder how i be getting on LOL RIP Patrice O'neal

@coreygraham860 11 жыл бұрын

People on both sides talk about relationships and sex being two different things, but they're not. It's ALL about sex. One part of a relationship is intercourse, and everything else prior to and in between is foreplay. All the facets of a serious relationship, like the act of building a "mental/emotional connection" are merely more intimate and more drawn out forms of foreplay, which as you said, "makes the sex so much better." Again, it's ultimately about sex.

@KingzCODM 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not ALL about sex don’t believe this guys if u seee this, this is REAL FALSE KINGS

@Huxtee7 7 жыл бұрын

If I could have just shook your hand Patrice. God must be laughing his ass off since you left us.

@offdacorner 7 жыл бұрын

There is so much awesomeness and wisdom here it's beyond belief. Patrice O'Neal would have made an incredible President

@neilk1116 8 ай бұрын

He was too honest and real to be present. Politicians lie and bullshit basically.

@najidastar3996 8 жыл бұрын

logical, truthful, golden. LOL RIP Patrice oneil

@Bigice99 8 жыл бұрын

This guy was the best god damn.

@mrgabest 11 жыл бұрын

The world needed Patrice. RIP, buddy.

@Kin-my5fb 2 жыл бұрын

“At a book store” 😂😂😂

@mrbigg151 7 жыл бұрын

This man spit some knowledge! Gone too soon.

@split_jcgg9613 6 жыл бұрын

Why am I just now finding out about Patrice damn 🤬

@hublotkingcole683 6 жыл бұрын

Big Kin he’s gone but you got A LOT of catching up to do

@zerona 5 жыл бұрын

2019 and patrice is needed now more then ever

@Anthony-jc1ii 5 жыл бұрын

Love coming back to these

@DannyFrio 5 жыл бұрын

“send the nigga from the mail room, don’t send the public relations dude” 💯

@Blues307 7 жыл бұрын

If you ever need guidance on women... find the lost tapes of Patrice or Bill Burr. Neither will steer you wrong.

@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide 10 жыл бұрын

One of the greats,it's always a pleasure listening to Patreeky... *Tilts Hat* "The only winning move,is not to play.."

@marcossantana1312 4 жыл бұрын

Her voice gold

@massimoamato5593 6 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. to this legend

@juannotjohn 12 жыл бұрын

"Never lie... just let it happen, cuz she'll want to fuck your audacity." - Man, if these recordings were put together on an album, it would be the REALEST record ever produced.

@MetaITurtle 7 жыл бұрын

Yesssss I needed this

@cracklee3390 3 жыл бұрын

There will never be another.

@johnhook4946 7 жыл бұрын

RIP Love it

@MrRizsbox 6 жыл бұрын

2018 still relevant

@jv4vidss 7 жыл бұрын

Everything Patrice says is genius

@khujo78 12 жыл бұрын

damn, this dude was the Truth, RIP Patrice

@preemo4life 11 жыл бұрын

Well said sir.

@joeashbubemma 6 жыл бұрын

Good Lord her voice is torturous.

@BallofJustice 11 жыл бұрын

I wish I had found out about O & A and Patrice before he died, this is like some finding some lost scroll on how not to be a bitch

@VetleRB 12 жыл бұрын

RIP a legend.

@craze6663 12 жыл бұрын

patrice was a real man and knew women like the back of his hand

@elvis32z 11 жыл бұрын

You do. Just do it. What he's saying is true and it works. The more you do it, the easier it gets.

@ulsterken 12 жыл бұрын

RIP Patrice!!! :)

@angelstorm8813 7 жыл бұрын

this shit is so real

@iBiGPUN210 12 жыл бұрын

Wisdom is forever

@lovellstroud8532 4 жыл бұрын

1:31 mind blowing!!!

@KhemistryIBMOR 13 жыл бұрын

PREACH!

@Texas4life1986 13 жыл бұрын

Once again this is the honest truth

@kjm0227 12 жыл бұрын

1:40-2:20 is pure gold

@whitesongs73 11 жыл бұрын

u keep it real

@protectaa 9 жыл бұрын

I just watched War Games it was so weird relating this back to patrice. TIC TAC TOE BITCH I DONT PLAY ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN WIN

@morrisfly85 12 жыл бұрын

LMAO @ 55 seconds everyone clapping like this guy confessed hes been clean from drugs & alcohol for 10 years. Brilliant!

@pathartley119 10 жыл бұрын

This guy was the shiizz!

@writendrink 11 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the upload man. The female comic Patrice cuts off is named Karith. There's no real working comics on the show other than Patrice.

@liligman 5 жыл бұрын

1:40-2:20 needs to become part of the elementary school curriculum

@jason1309 12 жыл бұрын

so true I was at the club I told a girl i being honest lets go now and get a hotel ..she said Ok

@Aristo07 11 жыл бұрын

Thanks Billy for uploading. Could you tell me which female comedians involved in these show? Patrice, in other audio mentions Amy (Schumer, I imagine) and in this audio seems the annoying voice of Kristen Schaal (?) From Argentina, Thanks again!

@allanrainey6564 8 жыл бұрын

it is never wise to argue with women

@xs732 7 жыл бұрын

Same as George Costanza. Do the opposite...

@KhemistryIBMOR 13 жыл бұрын

@smokeynypd I agree.

@PatersonFinest 12 жыл бұрын

Pimpin' for Dummies! That's the name of his next comedy special! I said it

@PrinceG28 12 жыл бұрын

The male quality is not being advertised on TV anymore all you see are these fluffy Vampire shows & funny geeks.

@eqh1593 6 жыл бұрын

"Turn her mic off." ..... fucking BAWZ! :D AHHAHHAhah

@thomasrad6296 11 жыл бұрын

I think this should apply to most guys here, but I am 22 and I want to obtain the mind set that Patrice did, i want a bish but when one comes by i try to let her know what i feel but i also want to not lose her, gotta work on the not caring for the girl to leave.

@iBiGPUN210 11 жыл бұрын

SAY IT AGAIN