Patrice O'Neal - Tuna, Sharks, Bears, Salmon

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13 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'Neal
From The Black Phillip Show

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@katkal3 8 жыл бұрын

all laughter aside, this dude here, was a fucking genius.

@skeetmarinerah3566 7 жыл бұрын

katkal3 pure genius

@ThatCanadianGuy420 10 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this in fullscreen.Thats how good it is.

@Stricklandisthegoat 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@krisxaero 3 жыл бұрын

you're obv clouded by weed to do this kind of shite

@jabibgalt5551 Жыл бұрын

lol me too

@PsychoticBedroomRecordings 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best Patrice clips. This could have been performed live on a stage and would kill.

@manoneal1724 10 жыл бұрын

"Women don't edit themselves." So god damn true. And, once again, one of the many female flaws that comes from their luxury of being sexually pursued. Because it's not a non-editing that comes from honesty and sincerity. It's a non-editing that comes from a lack of perceptiveness.

@klevacolombo282 4 жыл бұрын

How is your relationship now?

@klevacolombo282 4 жыл бұрын

Your post was 6 years ago have you figured it out and have a long relationship or still hate hate women for lack of perceptiveness whatever that means

@klevacolombo282 4 жыл бұрын

I just read your comment was wondering how your doing

@klevacolombo282 3 жыл бұрын

akjohnny just concerned is all

@encyclopediaamericana7234 3 жыл бұрын

If you point out your girl is being mean when she's actually being mean, you're the asshole. Women can't handle correction. They don't have to, they can just find another guy who is easier to control. Women gain all the benefits from a relationship: protection, provision, romance, etc. In other words, men do a bunch of work for them for the one thing men want. It's not men's fault women require so much to be happy, while men require one thing. And women dare make men feel guilty for being easier to make happy.....

@jerrymorales2804 5 жыл бұрын

Whether your White Black Hispanic or any other race.....This Man should be ur guru on how to stop women wasting ur time n money.......

@itwas1ofthem 11 жыл бұрын

that book would have been a blockbuster

@shaduwy 3 жыл бұрын

This guy was a genius. How he managed to uncover insight details into female psyche is unheard of. Just goes to show we all have different purpose in life and our experiences are tailor made to achieving those set objectives.....

@jahgol 13 жыл бұрын

I work with mostly women. That salmon dipped in honey bit is absolutely true. They get away with inappropriate contact and conversation that I can't do with them.

@oneeyehooly9537 4 жыл бұрын

Bro.. jobs are replaceable. Shoot your fucking shot and if they don't wanna play the game move on

@carloscjr23 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, you can. You havent tried. But you gotta be assertive, otherwise you get seen as a creep or whatever. And find easy targets, girls that you know will not overreact to your approach or whatever.

@Ddx629 2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention, most sexual harassment women face comes from other women. About 45% of sexual harassment men face comes from other men.

@vanhelsingslayerofslores5865 Жыл бұрын

I work at the Hospital these bitches come in with the witchcraft in full effect

@Superman5000The 12 жыл бұрын

If I knew about Black Phillip, I would've gotten out of the 4 year relationship I was in MUCH earlier than I did.

@shiestysean 11 жыл бұрын

I love Patrice. He is so fugking real.

@bboohhmmaann 10 жыл бұрын

go shark go shark! Lol

@Anthony-jc1ii 5 жыл бұрын

Never get enough of these.

@mrWeenerboy 5 жыл бұрын

Let me tell y’all something...as a 5’ 7” white male, I’d rate myself about 7 out of 10, this man has helped me soooo much, when it comes to women. Because of Patrice O’ Neal...I KILL IT I WITH WOMEN. THIS SHIT WORKS!!!

@summer-np6fx 6 жыл бұрын

This Man is A GOD!!!

@GrandFiction 10 жыл бұрын

A lot of young men need to listen to him young Men not boys that want to hook up. He sounds like a crude version of my father.

@trooperjoe73 12 жыл бұрын

Give me a "T" ya'll. Give me an "OOH, NUH", cause we run shit!

@monikidd15 12 жыл бұрын

These podcasts, have completly changed my view on the world...

@jakeizlove 12 жыл бұрын

Wish I could have met this dude. Smart and well read.

@RhodesidesReviews 11 жыл бұрын

RIP, a true prophet

@Haywerth 12 жыл бұрын

Damn, I wish Patrice were still alive so I can tell him the shark analogy does NOT stink and was really spot on. Life is so unfair sometimes.

@eezysqueezy 11 жыл бұрын

I swear to God, I lost my shit when Patrice used the phrase 'titty armour'

@shiestysean 11 жыл бұрын

She is the epitome of a women with that mind state

@TheRobgproductions 10 жыл бұрын

'its important but it aint special'' .. yes it is! BWAAAK!! ha fucking brilliant

@FredDaImpaler 5 жыл бұрын

We need him now more than ever.

@Emannzo 6 жыл бұрын

The patience Patrice has is supernatural

@MikeBrownLegend 5 жыл бұрын

It's because he knows that not everyone is still operating from what they've been taught to believe, and don't fully see the primal animal psychology at play behind it all.

@overload67 12 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU PAT-RICE!!

@houseman5815 7 жыл бұрын

Love my boy Patrice!

@Nonsequitor415 12 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'Neal is my hero! Every female needs to hear this!

@PeazyG420 7 жыл бұрын

god i miss this nigga

@WorshipInTruth 11 жыл бұрын

He was a seasoned gentlemen.

@OpEditorial 13 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Patrice- he's like a sage of wisdom, sorta.

@raspycellist 12 жыл бұрын

He's talking about questing, and he's very right about it. Just like questing in a game.

@arkyandy9612 4 жыл бұрын

All men must hear this!!!!

@Aright231 5 жыл бұрын

Non stop barrage of enlightenment for the masses

@hublotkingcole683 6 жыл бұрын

“It’s like...tuna fish” 💀💀💀

@Sonnykendrick 3 жыл бұрын

Omg he’s right

@robertehrlich1803 7 жыл бұрын

beast

@hublotkingcole683 6 жыл бұрын

robert ehrlich y

@rjfink 12 жыл бұрын

Dude, me too. In a big way.

@Larry11181 4 жыл бұрын

Go shark! Go shark!!!

@peterkutoh3699 4 жыл бұрын

That part where pretty women control intimidating ugly dudes with their cuteness hits hard. Shark analogy is on another level

@FrogBlasters 11 жыл бұрын

"Its the DATING ritual....BWARK!"

@paulkieffer1189 4 жыл бұрын

fuck we need badly. the best souls hardly ever live long enough.

@andremotivation6561 4 жыл бұрын

Can someone please make an animated video of this with sharks, tunas, bears..

@JayGrinding Жыл бұрын

🤣💯

@thekidzcantfathom 3 жыл бұрын

Patrice calling himself a "[Xbox] 360 nigga". Could you imagine getting roasted/ or hearing another player get roasted in the group chat? I wish Patrice was alive today so we could do let's plays. That would be legendary.

@sageaizen6837 3 жыл бұрын

go shark go shark hahahah

@jabibgalt5551 Жыл бұрын

"Aight, you finished, bitch? Now back to shark business."

@1ColdFuture Жыл бұрын

-------0:59 1:09Toothless sharks

@jfuya2000 12 жыл бұрын

@raspycellist i'm sorry, please explain more. i'm not sure i understand. =)

@openfist247 12 жыл бұрын

@jahgol Yes. And not just at work. Period. They get to do all kinds of borderline crap and you are expected to pretend that it is not happening.

@chango316 13 жыл бұрын

go shark, go sharkkkkk, go sharkkkkk. goofy ass dudes lol

@hurdler69 11 жыл бұрын

when i was 16 i remember walking around to different stores looking for a wii, when i didnt have money for one, didnt want one, and i already had an xbox 360 lmao

@benburns9505 3 жыл бұрын

They say men and woman are equal and the same thing. Then in the next breath they ask where the real men are

@jfuya2000 12 жыл бұрын

@raspycellist Ohh, I see! Thanks dude =) lol

@raspycellist 12 жыл бұрын

@jfuya2000 Just like a game like Skyrim, or other dungeon diver like that. It's looking for something, adventuring. Going out and looking for a thing, or conquering something. Do you know what I mean?

@raspycellist 12 жыл бұрын

@jfuya2000 No problem man.

@asillynoob 12 жыл бұрын

Madden 2007 nigga. AHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard

@ek3918 4 жыл бұрын

3:24

@Chooooseeeenone 5 жыл бұрын

Let’s say sharks fuck tuna. Patrice was so good at taking dog shit theories and making them not only funny, but logical. 😂 Damn he’s hilarious, wish I would’ve met him

@eleojimenez6398 4 жыл бұрын

5:30

@eleojimenez6398 4 жыл бұрын

7:07

@eleojimenez6398 4 жыл бұрын

7:50

@MrBadApple999 12 жыл бұрын

Huh...i was a male shark without even knowin

@ogmike16 12 жыл бұрын

Lets Just Say Sharks Fucks Tuna o.O lmaoooooo

@EcheChanga 12 жыл бұрын

preachin boi preach Pratricimothy

@focusedallday5620 5 жыл бұрын

When a girl is really with a man that makes her submit then she's truly with a man that is better than her. So the idea of submitting to a man is really for her own benefit and acceptance that he is better and it doesn't not make sense to continue to get into these power struggles.

@FelipeEscobar86 2 ай бұрын

Women in the comments going balls to the wall😂

@havinagoodtimefour20 12 жыл бұрын

how do you give a girl a fifty fifty come on patrice you should know that..

@iwantthe80sback59 2 жыл бұрын

Wish I knew how to split screen Patrice O’Neal and Jordan Peterson, saying the exact same thing in 2 entirely different ways.

@williamschlass4598 5 жыл бұрын

Wow i didnt think id disagree with patrice on anything but the filling the void with superficial things vs spiritual growth, knowledge, etc that seems like bs but the you shouldnt vs you should is better

@shaduwy 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think you understood him correctly. I think what he meant was men can sit around all day and do pretty much nothing. We enjoy our own company and don’t need to be doing serious or important things all the time. That said, it doesn’t mean some men don’t apply themselves to be better, off course not, some of us do but it’s usually out of necessity because we’re after something......

@johnclavis 13 жыл бұрын

@jefffawcett Agreed. Patrice totally misses the boat in the last bit -- yes, it's considered inappropriate for men to hit on female co-workers REPEATEDLY (it isn't really considered sexual harassment to ask a co-worker out once; you have to keep pushing after they say no 2-3 times), but it's *also* considered inappropriate for women to dress unprofessionally... and believe me, that shit is laid out in plain English, and it more or less tracks with common sense: no miniskirts, no tube tops, etc.

@johnclavis 13 жыл бұрын

@jahgol LOL So who *are* the women at your office "getting away with" touching and talking to, if not you? Some good-looking dude?

@Fullmetaltracer 11 жыл бұрын

patrice in his infinite wisdom got that part wrong men focus on scholarly pursuits and things like art literature etc. women's world revolve around material objects he had it backwards.

@oneeyehooly9537 4 жыл бұрын

Don't you ever insult the king like that again

@richig761 11 жыл бұрын

He wants a reason to beat women? Then why does he ALWAYS say never to touch women? He is thinking logically. I don't agree with everything he says. Although, he's thinking outside of the little politically correct box that most live in. He understands men and women very well. That comes from a lot of deep thinking.

@SooprSkwurl 12 жыл бұрын

ahh...women live in "you shouldn't" because society/men let it trickle down that "we shouldn't"

@misomaniac3907 3 жыл бұрын

This woman's voice makes me a misogynist.

@tofumar 12 жыл бұрын

Meh. Pretty weak stuff. I think he surrounded himself with the wrong women.

@samidarwish86 6 жыл бұрын

tofumar bitch

@mocitymedia92 5 жыл бұрын

Dumb bitch

@ricardoh87 Жыл бұрын

can you express your own thoughts instead of just repeating other women's opinions?

@jefffawcett 13 жыл бұрын

I love Patrice, but he's out of his mind here. Spoken just like a black male comic who has never worked in an office in his life.

@Dommy11 6 жыл бұрын

First of all not every workplace is an office. Also, he was on The Office. That counts.

@Monscent 9 жыл бұрын

Patrice was funny as hell...his views on women I think were distorted as fuck from a young age tho (eg by his rape conviction) and he was clearly very angry at women his whole life after that

@trillgates2452 8 жыл бұрын

you mean the rape that he didn't actually commit?

@trillgates2452 8 жыл бұрын

you mean the rape that he didn't actually commit?

@samusgenesis 8 жыл бұрын

+Monscent nah. He was forced to think about how to best make himself happy in this lame world and he is sharing the conclusions he came to on how to think when pursuing and maintaining a relationship. Though your actions might be similar to others, the mindset behind the actions might be completely different which makes a difference.

@Monscent 8 жыл бұрын

+samusgenesis Thats just not true man.. Just listen to Dante Nero who did this podcast with him, even he says that Patrice had major issues with sort of hating women, and that he himself wasnt against admitting that. It stemmed from him having problems with the rape accusation as well as the fact that he really didnt attract girls at all until later in life once he started his whole alpha mentality.

@samusgenesis 8 жыл бұрын

+Monscent On the later episodes, Patrice and Jeffery was talking. Jeffery - "I mean, I love women" Patrice - "nigga, I love women too." Besides, if he just hated women, he wouldn't have had Von for all them years. He hated how women acted in his generation but not women all together. If you "hate" something, you wouldn't want anything to do with it. Realism is not hatred. He was real and he was passionate about his awakening. He knew hate was a strong word to use directly against women through listening to his convo with Dante. That was the only word he could think of at the time. "I know I'm using these strong words, but it shouldn't add to that?!"