"Babe wake up, new Strange Æons Furby Ascension!"

There's something so poetic about her being born and then immediately being involved in crime

the fact that security looked at the furby and just went "not today" and let you leave has gotta be the best part

You don’t understand, every time I say I want to make a long furby everyone is so scared and it’s amazing

*Police report* : "When we searched the perpetrator's apartment we found an assortment of alarming biological experiments where the assailant had seemingly attached and reattached bodyparts at will for their own pleasure"

I shudder at the thought this beautiful monstrosity exists only an hour's drive away. I now isolate for 2 reasons.

Imagine historians find these long, modified furbies and worms on strings and everyone thinks we all worshipped them. I mean we kinda do but like-

Teya, putting Girlgruel's face over Boyporridge's head: heh hehe, a funny! c: Boyporridge, experiencing the ripping apart of his essence as his sister tries to meld into him, morphing him and erasing his existence and his mark on the universe past, present, and future to take his place on this fragile plane: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!* Anyways: Welcome to the world, Girlgruel!

*"I might have gotten away due to the sheer absurdity of my crime"* I have never aspired to embody a phrase so much

Idk how to explain this but If Build-a-bear is supposed to represent a traditional experience of motherhood, this is the equivalent of conceiving a child through witchcraft.

When I spent my child’s college funds on furbys in the mid 90s everyone laughed... I’m the one laughing now, and my child is crying and my furbies are laughing and the police are shouting and I killed my wife and

"how to skin a furby(1998)" is probably the most terrifying thing said out of context if you know nothing about long furbys and making them

the only way to end a furby christening is to be escorted off of the government property you broke into

Watching Strange Æons waltz around in public with her new furby was a religious experience. The way she hugged it. The twirl. The outfit. The crime. I'm gonna think about it forever

Some notes on the biology of _Longus Furbus_ (common long furby) Long furbies reproduce asexually by having a group of 13 adults magically summon a litter of 2-6 furblings every halloween at 3:00 AM. Furblings are then raised by two adults of random gender until they reach adulthood. Female long furbies have typically have a larger diameter than males, however, other traits such as number of eyes, presence of limbs, number of limbs, presence of antlers, and color are unrelated to gender and seem to be affected by the location, materials, weather, and duration of the summoning, as well as pure random chance. Long furbies only hunt at night. They have a societal hierarchy resembling communism, with their food (mostly consisting of a mysterious energy removed from sleeping organisms, believed to be dreams, as well as several varieties of toxic plants and fungi) is collected, stored in a central den, and distributed evenly at sunrise. They then sleep until sunset and will hunt begin hunting again one hour before midnight, with the time before then being devoted to craftwork to make the accessories they wear. das all I wrote, i will not update until i get ten gud revoies [i'm not like hungry this is a my immortal reference]

I sent this to my furby obsessed friend saying "this could be us" and they said "yes" so I geuss we're gonna make a long furby now

Christian tradwife sewing a wholesome gift for her husband, truly the good Christian content one looks for on this internet

Security Guard: Excuse me ma'am, this area is currently- Good LORD what the hell is that? Aeons, with Gluten Free Gabardine Girl Gurl wrap around her torso, tiny hands clutching in various places like the baby eldritch child she is: Oh, this is my daughter. I just wanted to hold her over the balcony like in the lion king. Security: ...Ma'am we have to ask you to leave.

No Strange Aeons video is complete without Kristin munching on raw vegetables in the bg for unknown reasons

I'm just a wee goblin man with chronic conditions that mean I have to stay in quarantine, and this is the wholesome content I need. Thank you.

“I arrive at the city hall balcony. Furby: Long Arms: Four Girl: Gruel I am forcibly escorted out of the city hall balcony.”

0:30 if the surgeon ain’t wearing furby sunglasses I ain’t staying

I absolutely love this video but the only thing that would go through my head is- "My child is perfectly fine" The child:

Mom; "I'm so proud you want to learn how to sew! What are you gonna make?" Me: "long furby with creepy grabby hands"

"I may have gotten away with my crime due to the sheer absurdity of it" This is literally how performance art works a lot of the time tbh.

Her girlfriend just snacking on some cauliflower in a random corner of their apartment is a whole ass mood Also: *S P I N E P L I E R S*

I have an absurd amount of fear of any authority person whatsoever so watching you doing petty crimes is giving me an adrenaline boost.

Imagine you're a thief, and one day you break into StrangeAeon's house, only to see Boyporridge hanging from the ceiling. You're about to scream in horror when Girlgruel's hands cover your mouth. You try to break free, but her grip is too strong. Thrashing about madly, you're dragged towards the closet and into the Interdimensional Furby Realm.

Do you just live in a convent in Canada that consists solely of lesbians, because that’s what it looks like

If I was a security guard and saw a woman breaking into a government balcony with her long furby to do the lion king scene, I would simply think “ah, an important lesbian ritual, better not interrupt” and move on. Rip to those guys but I’m different.

I have no idea who you are or what I just watched or why it was in my recommended but honestly I would die for your daughter

Her heartworms don't hold her back. U go girlgruel

Do you think that, years later, archeologists and historians will find these modified furbies and think they are religious idols? Because that's what I'm starting to think lmao

"And with her spine arms she doth slayeth thine terfs, ravenously consuming their souls most gratuitously, and thereth wast much rejoicing" - Boyporridge 1:69

i feel like if the arms were even longer it would be even more horrifying

I can’t believe I paused this video two mins in and bought a furby on eBay

she’s a combination of buttered noodles and thursday and i’m here for it

Not me getting an ad titled "Who Made God" after this video about forcefully evolving a furbie and immediately involving her in local crime

" momther why " top 10 saddest anime betrayals

"How to skin a furby" is a question i had never thought i would hear

Okay but props to the person who decided to spend their valuable time creating a tumblr post on how to skin a long furby (1998, of course)

They said lesbians could not have children *How wrong they were*

She is my aesthetic on so many levels. I adore her.

I showed my fiancé this video and told him that you have inspired me to create my own lovely child, and he is not completely sold on the idea. He clearly doesn't respect my art (I must quote filthy frank at any opportunity)! I said I was going to tell you and he told me to do it. So, I guess I am looking forward to your reply!:)

I have watched a grown woman skin, mutilate and deform her daughter and parade her body throughout the city of toronto, in efforts to achieve perfection. What beauty, such horror.

If I was security I would’ve just ignored the strange women holding a sleep paralysis demon

As an individual with three powerful furby sons myself I am in love with your ever growing furby army

I love your long children. Should you seek to produce anymore, I've got a tip for cutting fur. If you lay the fur so the wrong side is facing you, you can make smaller snips to cut only the base fabric and not the long fur bits. It's a pain in the ass, but it'll save you from a lot of the shedding. Once again, congratulations on the birth of your second child, she is beautiful.

"Free the ears" is a terrifying way to phrase it

Hey remember that time when Teya was shocked at the idea of a long furby and wondered why someone would do that...

*Me, who literally found this channel today and has no idea what she just watched:* "I mean... I dig it..."

Me: Obessed with Meme-videos, Music and dog-content KZfaq: "So you wanna see some crazy stuff?" Me: "IDK..." and here I am

Okay, but imagine the security guard telling his family that someone climbed the fence to redo the Lion King scene with a monster of a-- I mean beautiful furby at city hall.

"my spine pliers" "arm flesh" I begin to think she's a serial killer. You know, more than before.

I actually finished my long furby on the 20th! His name is Demitri Needle Housefire and I love him :)

I hope this becomes a norm, because I'd kill for that

I was going to say "has lesbian science gone too far" but then i saw her soft, welcoming arms, perfect for hugging.

I think every mother dreams of helping their little girl grow into a long, horrifying young woman.

8:04 something about this broken, unnatural sentence followed by the forced smile and zoom-in just has such a powerful energy

Idk what ppl are talking bout when they say that long furbys are scary/creepy/cursed , i think there adorable and i want one

OH FRICK THEYRE EVOLVING THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY

"if God doesn't exist I shall take his place" Strange Aeons probably

his eyes are kind of eternally staring into the void which is a look in itself

Me: **continues watching the same two videos of long furbys being made**

“Her tiny little hands” ma’am, her hands are bigger than mine

Good phrases from the video: S P I N E P L I E R S Q U E E N O F T H E F R U I T A R M F L E S H F R E E T H E E A R S S P I N E A R M S

The fact that I share a birthday with this beautiful creature brings me great comfort but also great fear. Powerful things are born on march 19th.

6:06 I absolutely love her deeply worried and horrified expression when she's presented the skinned and deshelled Furby body XD

“It has layers” “Like an onion.” **war flashbacks**

You should get one of those beating build a bear hearts so whenever you squeeze her the heart beats. I feel like that would be incredibly wholesome yet terrifying

This is the best thing that’s been on my recommend for years I almost cried

I have like this long term goal to make a LONG Furby that utilizes worms on a string as stuffing... Then whenever anyone goes to touch it I can go- " Careful... She's got... *WORMS* " using the voice of an old sea captain.

My art teacher is allowing me to draw high definition furbies for my art project and shes going to count it as organic shapes

Gluten-Free is making up for her brother's lack of arms by having an extra set, and that is very Supportive of her, truly she must love her brother dearly...

Now this, this is some high quality chaos

God this is terrifying *I love it*

As a security guard I gotta say you probably made that guard's day

Damn... 15 year old me tried so hard to be "badass" and "manly". Yet here I am. Years later. Drinking tea, hanging out with theatre weirdos and bohemians, and watching videos about glorious furby modifications. Isn't it grand to let go of toxic expectations and just get proper weird with life?

I broke down laughing at the part with the security guards.

I audibly gasped when i saw this in my recommendations. I love them

She is beauty, she is grace, she is an interdimensional being far beyond our understanding who mercifully has abstained from destroying our tepid world.

"I'm not following any tutorial, this should be intuitive" Me, remembering the experience of taking apart a 1998 furby: Oh Honey.... But also having to use strange things as screwdrivers and then giving up and cutting/breaking the plastic seems to be a universal experience.

I'm unsure if anyone gave this tip before but: When cutting long fur, its less messy to slip your scissors between the rows of the fur and keep the blade super close to the base/backing/ whatever you want to call the fabric the fur is attached to. It helps prevent from cutting the pretty part of the fabric off and since you're not cutting too much of the actual fur, it shouldn't be as messy!

i did not expect to feel this much love in my heart for someone elses long furby

Aeons: starts removing the interior plastic* My fear of animatronics: *B O N J O U R*

Thursday isn’t the bicon we need, but is certainly the one we deserve

Damn I really wish I had been downtown to see her glory in person

Giiirl Gruel appeared in my dream last night it was frankly pleasant. other than her commiting multiple crimes then blaming me for it

Thursday casually trying to off himself in the background-

Now you can make another tinder, but for new furby daughter, she's old enough, the Greek gods were born as full adults, so why can't she?

I laughed really hard when the Hunt a Killer sponsor started, because I literally just got the first box to the fourth case.

I NEED to know where you got your shirt from. It's absolutely necessary that I add it to my collection called "shirts to wear in order to communicate with other people that I'm not straight."

The most disturbing thing about this video is that Teya's Eldritch daughter is probably older than herself

You might have been afraid of the security but trust me, *they were more afraid of your furby.*

Groovy When ever I see this person in my recommended I think “this isn’t one of my usual goth girls, what is this?” And then I see a furby, “OH SHIT ITS THE FURBY GURL!!”

Thought you should know KZfaq recommends this as 'fursuit' related I'm not complaining lmao

There's an old Furby sitting on a bookshelf at my mum's house and I would love to longify it if only I knew someone who had the necessary time and skill. Perhaps one day...

“Just me, my girlfriend and her 2 long furby children on a picnic”

From the moment I realized you were wearing a frog and toad shirt, a couple minutes in, i basically lost interest in everything BUT staring at your shirt for a good while because I thought, “is it the one that says fuck the police” and I waited with bated breath for the camera angle to reveal what was below the image. Was not disappointed.

I now know exactly what to do with my old furby. The question is, am I ready?