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POV: Goth mother and guy fieri make bad life decisions

the way she says "i dont want to put that in my human body" implies that she has a body besides a human one

Before my aunt passed, I had to thicken everything she drank. the absolute monstrosity that is thickened hot coffee haunts me to this day

"Don't Thick-It your Baccardi" sounds like advice an oracle gives you that make zero sense until the moment arrives.

I'm screaming about the thickened soup, lesbians accidentally discover a common cooking technique

Fun fact about the production of this video: It has been discovered that Thick Alcohol was so disgusting that Teya actually died shortly after filming. Her ghost later possessed Thursday, who finished the editing. It has been decided by Thursday and Girl Gruel that her videos will continue production using a deepfake.

-Yogurt is already thick - But we can make it thicker Favorite quote ever

I'm a cook at a long term care facility, and we have a resident who only drinks thickened Mountain Dew. It gets me every time.

i worked at a hospital in dietary services and we had to thicken beverages and soup for certain people that couldn't swallow well or would choke on thin liquids. they hated it, i hated stirring it in there, there were no winners in this situation

“You can’t torture your husband jehrimiah like that”- our lord mother of lesbians

"Well I have to commit." "No, you don't, you literally don't." Me about to do something stupid and my friends desperately trying to convince me no one asked for this.

Poor Teya, she lives with a homestuck :( Our thoughts and prayers are with you

"How many lesbians does it take to make thicc water?" One more than however many lesbians are in that room, apparently

“I have to commit” immediately followed by screaming felt really relatable lol

Thickit has basically been my entire life for the last two months. My father was recently diagnosed with ALS and he can no longer swallow solid food. So everything gets put in the blender and the thickened to a consistency that he’s able to swallow. Since I still want to make good meals for him that taste good I always eat some of it to to make sure that the flavor is correct. So I can agree that most things just have the consistency of pudding. It’s really not that bad as long as the flavor is good.

"how cursed should we get next?" *gf dumps water on the counter instead of drying the cup with a towel*

This is a cursed 420 video, im too high for thick water

"we havent read homestuck were chads" bold words for people who look like they're doing human au homestuck cosplay

Kristin: Getting philosophical after drinking thick Kombucha Also Kristin not even a second later: i l o v e p u d d i n g

As someone who cannot swallow I got the option of either using thick-it or installing a tube into my stomach that feeds me so I can’t eat anymore. I can assure you, I am much more comfortable now with my stomach tube than I would be having to digest thick-it

the straights: i don't wanna drink this the cryptid gays: *i DoN't WaNt tO pUt tHiS iNsiDe mY hUmAn BoDy*

And they say blood is thicker than water... Do blood next

Well you’ve managed all three levels of thickening we do at the nursing home. Nectar, honey, and pudding thick.

I’ve been taking care of disabled people for over 15 years and sometimes forget that dealing with thickit isn’t a part of most people’s daily lives.

I don’t want your water if it’s not THICCC

Unus Annus is really living on throughout all of us.

The way your girlfriend looks at you with such affection is so adorable and wholesome

I have a friend who uses this because of his disabilities, so I'm really glad you said at the start what it's actually for

i will say people should avoid buying the thick water stuff! i know of disabled people who need it for their conditions and they are now struggling to find it in some places because people keep buying it when they don't need it

As someone with bad bacardi experiences... the idea of thicc baccardi made me thicc to my thtomacc

My great aunt drank thick water when she was in a memory care facility. It was thicker than this. I’ll never forget that bc I didn’t know it was a thing. They had liters of it out like ppl were going to want more. I can’t imagine it satisfied any kind of thirst.

The way she looks at her omfg 😭😭💕💕

teya just admitted she wears weekend shoes on weekdays i am literally shaking and crying rn teya would never do this

Watching Kristen slowly turn into a mad scientist is the greatest joy of my day

I lowkey love your gf's chaotic energy. "We can make it thiccer!"

Im only a minute into the video, but in case they don't say: please don't buy thick water if you only wanna do it for the meme. It's driving the prices up for disabled people who actually need it.

As someone who works in a hospital and serves thick liquids to people I am SO RELEIVED to hear it's not all that bad XD

I work in a mental hospital and one of my patients has dsyphasia. She has to use thick-it in EVERY fluid...it ends up looking like constantly drinking honey It'd make me scream to have to do that

I'm a long time watcher and I def came in here to see yall try thick water bc I've worked with patients who need this stuff and therefore I have tried it. Thank you for mentioning that this exists for a reason and how important it is before commencing in the memes.

After my grandma had a stroke we had to give her thickened water to keep her hydrated because she couldn't swallow regular water anymore so there's clearly an actual good reason for thickening agents for beverages to exist but also idk if it's something I would want to consume if I didn't have to...

As a "texture" person this seems like a special kind of torture

Ngl this water got cake 👀

“Yogurt is already thick!” “b u t w e c a n m a k e i t t h i c k e r”

Says she can smell colors and then puts on red tinged pointed glasses. For someone that's never read Homestuck that's some hella Terezi energy

One day I'm gonna reach my full potential and edit together all the videos of Kristen snacking on odd ingredients

Kristen has been snacking on the ingredients in every cooking video, so it makes sense that she would be the most unhinged in the thick water video.

How do you manage to be such a wholesome couple while being such chaos lords? Teach me your ways

I saw the thumbnail and was like "Haha Kirsten's wearing the Terezi glasses," but I didn't expect her to smell colours too 😂😭😭 Edit: for context Terezi is the blind troll girl from Homestuck who "sees" by smelling and tasting colours, she also wears red pointy sun glasses adfghhjj---

There's been a lack of thick-it in my life since unus annus died but it has now been resurrected in the best possible way.

"I didn't read homestuck" she said, while dressed like a lazy cosplay of dirk strider

Teya: You gotta eat your vegetables first Me, dipping fries into ketchup: hell yeah, gurl

Better name: goth mom actually tried to be scientific while the other talks about pudding

i love how many strangeaeons fans were there for unus annus and also the facr that shes essentially wearing the skeleton crewneck jjfngjfnfj edit: oh jesus this comment has been up for a day and i have 960 likes thanks aaAAA?

My days of Unus Annus have prepared me for this one

Opportunity missed to call your baccardi creation the "Thiccardi"

"It's JUST GRANOLA!" "i have to commit." i am convinced we are the same person

Granola is definitely cereal, breakfast cereal is called cereal because it is made from the cereal grains (wheat, maize, rice, barley, oats, rye and sorghum). This is why some people call cereal cold cereal, because hot cereal is stuff like oatmeal. Overly long story short since granola is mostly oats it would qualify as cereal.

Your beloved looks like the alt universe love child of Kristin Stewart and Justin Bieber in this vid. That's a compliment

I’m fucking crying at “How many lesbians does it take to make thick water”

"Let's just thicc Bacardi next" "We're not gonna work our way up to that?" "No."

*unus annus war flashbacks*

mother has blessed us with another feedingggg

Thank you for educating people on why it exists. There was a video of a couple of people buying pretty much half their store's stock, and a mother who had an infant son with the condition had to inform them of why not to do that. For anyone wondering exactly why not to buy this or any other medical thickening products if you don't need them: they're very expensive for stores to stock! Most stores don't even have it and you need to receive it online or from a doctor. Due to the fact it's hard to stock, there's obviously not that much in-stores. People who rely on those shops to get what they need for themselves or their family member(s) to literally just _survive_ and by buying it for the "funny haha memes *thicc* water" just wastes it. Not to mention it obviously doesn't taste all that good, if you don't need it you're not going to finish it.

as soon as i saw you were gonna thicken carbonated beverages, i knew y’all were in for a treat

My great grandfather had to drink thick liquids for a while after he had throat surgery and he never drank the water because it was so bad. He gave me a tiny cup of it that the nurse gave him and I tried it and I understand why he only drank the juice and iced tea.

I do miss unus annus, this will fill that hole in my heart

I used to work in the kitchen of a nursing home specifically portioning and thickening residents' drinks and either you're going to be perfectly fine or we really need to treat old folks better.

4:44 “I would eat this for fun!” _looks traumatised_

Me seeing the title and remembering Unus Annus: “please not again... I’m not strong enough...”

Hi friends please don’t buy this thickener unless you have a medical need for it, it can be in shortage and buying it can make it hard for those who need it to find it. For an alternative try agar agar. Also keep in mind when trying these, please be respectful as for some this is the only way they can drink and eat

I got an ad that started off with "911 what's your emergency?" Right after 5:00

10:43 it's popin' cookin' consistency

unus annus looks different here

Excellent use of a Clockwork Orange reference!

Are we just not going to acknowledge the earth-shatteringly chaotic energy of dipping broccoli into what appeared to be thicc mountain dew moments before the video ended???

Girlfriend face when Teya said "people who have trouble swallowing" was all of us

Somewhere in the world there is a straight who said, “their relationship is so cute, I wish my best friends and I were that cool” when I’m pretty positive you literally called her ur girlfriend

"I have to commit" *Everyone else screaming NONONO* *Commits and throws back beverage*

you and your girlfriend create too much chaotic energy it's dangerous

generally people have things like juice thickened because of how bad water is. I tried it at an occupational therapy place that we toured as a camp and it was so so weird, but it did still taste like water and it was totally smooth so I think it was a different thickener

hi friends! this is your reminder not to get this if you don’t need it for medical reasons! i know it just seems like a harmless thing to try but so many people have been buying this that the price has been going up, which means it’s getting much less accessible for people who actually need it. It may not sound like a big deal but people are having trouble actually getting it for a reasonable price, meaning sometimes they can’t get it at all and it’s causing major problems for them. if you’ve tried this before, don’t feel bad! you simply didn’t know, but please spread the word about this as it is serious :)

16:22 Tia holding the wineglass correctly while Kristen tries to be fancy, we love them

My non-verbal client needs this and I've always wondered what it tastes like, thank you so much for this

As someone who has issues swallowing, may I recommend trying "Thicken Up" by Nestle, instead? It's *way* less gross. Way. Less. Gross. Be sure to get the "clear" variety. For realz. Thick-It is... ew. Just ew.

**Screams in Unus Annus flashbacks**

Goes to bar: I'll have a margarita, dry *Drink gets handed to me* *Pulls out Thick-it container*

A kinda PSA: My dad needed liquid thickeners during the last year and a half of his life, but he HATED thick-it. I don't remember the brand that he used, but what's important here is that 1) Thick-It is disgusting, but 2) there are other options out there. If I remember correctly, he was even able to get a prescription for it so my mom could buy it in bulk for much lower prices.

"Let's try the thicc bicardi now" *panic eyes* "were not gonna...work our way up to that???"

thick it.... *i haven't heard that name in a very long time* (memento mori)

I had to try thickened liquids in grad school. I hated it. All my patients hate it.

It feels like I just watched the jock and the nerdy book-kid flirt in chemistry class. xD

PSA: Please do not buy thick water if you don't need it! It is life-saving for people who have trouble drinking normal water and if it sells out it can cause a lot of problems for them. Not to mention the increase in demand for it will make the price go up as well, making it more expensive for people who need it.

* gays cant sit * I had the audacity to be like "NO, I CAN SIT JUST FINE" I'm sitting with my legs where my head goes on this chair and my head hanging off the edge. I hate myself:) Edit: dam us gays rlly showed up to like this here comment pog

"We're chads, we don't read homestuck," she says while holding a wine glass filled with Thick-It monster energy.

just when i stopped crying about unus annus

The unus annus comments give me life

honestly after 6 cans of monster I could probably smell colours too

I dont know how i only just realised this, but granola is cereal. Neither of them were wrong. They were arguing about whether it was cereal or cereal, or whether it was granola or granola. Its even funnier that granola was the ORIGINAL breakfast cereal.

I love how cursed and wholesome this was