This feels like a group of middle aged men getting together in their 40s and suddenly wanted to practice karate and got their black belt in a year.

Welcome to America! "YOU get a black belt, and YOU get a black belt, and YOU get a black belt, EVERYONE GETS A BLACK BELT."

I watch this every once in a while when I need a laugh.

They are totally landing those kicks. The hitboxes are just crazy huge here.

I keep hearing about Orange is the new Black, but didn't know it referred to karate belts.

This is a rare video of a very few true masters left in the world. Every move perfectly calculated, every blow blocked, every kick is textbook perfect. If you can't appreciate the true art of karate and think that it would look like in the movies, I weep over your soul.

as a 9 year shotokan karate practitioner this makes me laugh to no end.

These guys are obviously just spamming the kick button, they don't even know combos. They finally get mad and go into practice mode and just spam attacks until finally they shoot a Haduken.

has one of these guys ever just sit down and think. what the fuck am I doing here?

When you having a seizure but the show must go on

the fact you added street fighter I love it bro that was beyound funny

This looks like what I used to do in my room when I was like 8 and I had a wild imagination, what's their excuse?

these guys are all wall street investment bankers and they pay $2000 a month for weekend lessons to get where they are today so show some respect!

The music made it even more hilarious!

So first, I wanna give props to OP for creating a very funny video. I did think this was very funny, but kinda sad in a way. People work hard to earn their money, and I'm sure that those people with their fake black belts, put in time, money, and training to earn what they believe was a real black belt. I also feel sorry for those people, because they got a false sense of security and self-confidence, and I hope for their sake that they NEVER have to use what they believe was self defense, as they will get badly hurt. Lastly, coming from someone who is not a fighter, and has never thrown a punch, I can see that their training is a joke. Shame on the bastard that deceived them and stole their hard earned money.

Its missing the "You win! Perfect!".

To whoever made this lol I love you dude lmao 🤣🤣😭😭😭. I watched it like 50 times already. When I have a hard day at work I watch it, when the market has a shitty day I watch it, it’s my personal vacation from life 😂😂😂

You guys laugh, but that white haired old man is a black belt! He can fight! Can't you hear the music! Everyhwhere he goes, this song plays and he is bad!

Absolutely pathetic ... as a 60 year old I would kick the ass of any one in this building.

Neo: "so you're saying i can dodge kicks?" Morpheus: "no neo, I'm trying to tell you that when you're a black belt, you don't have to"

On a serious note, these dudes would get all kinds of glassed if they found themselves in a hostile physical confrontation outside the dojo :/

seeing adults randomly throwing kicks at each other pretending to be Jackie Chan high on noodles was funny as hell

Best dance class I have ever watched 😂

Absolutely astonishing, a whole sparring round without a single blow connecting. This is art.

1:07 I like the moment when for a split second both of them didn't know what to do since they got too close

Bullshido in action

I am a 3 time karate champion. So I know what I am looking at here. These expert fighters are not trying to hit each other. Actually this is about something much bigger than that. Unlike those goons in the MMA and Brazilian Jujitsu, these champions are showing technique and control. It is easy to knock someone out with one punch when you are at this expert level. But try bringing your all powerful punch to a halt mere inches before someones head? that moment between possibly killing someone with your Tadenku technique, or not scratching even a hair on their heads. This is an old technique used by Japanese samurai. DON'T talk crap about something you know nothing of youtubers.

This video and "What is a turnaround?" are the best videos ever made. Top of the food chain!

I'm amazed they know how to wear a belt.

This is the most marvelous thing i've seen in my whole life

This is the most advanced class of WHITE belts I've ever seen. Disgraceful!!!

These are obviously men going through their mid life crisis. I bet you they bought these black belts at a yard sale. Where as I had to earn mine through 17 years of hard Ninjutsu training. I would have wiped the floor with these pansies. Then I would have stolen their wives with my irresistible charm. - Fedoreo

You'd think their lack of group symmetry indicates a lack of skill but in actuality, they are more like a wave like you see in the crowds of football games. mastery mastered most masterfully.

the first challenger's arm movements had me lol'ing

The loud exhales are hilarious.

I'm scared already..they all look badass :D

This just feels like you're spamming buttons in a fighter game

Lmao I'm dying @the street fighter theme song

Holy shit this was amazing! The incredible technique they showed! In the end, the guy in the back, in the middle of the screen. x'D

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time WTF are these nerds doing!! Its pure comedy genius

See ... This is why we can't have nice things ... The group form at the end is ... well ...

This is the funniest, and at the same time saddest thing I have ever seen.

Which McDojo is this? nowadays everyone can get a blackbelt. just show up and 4 years later, black belt.

It reminds me at some fighting game i was playing as a 6 year old. I didn't wanted to come close enough to be in the range of the enemy, so i just kept kicking and he did the same the result was this video

Wonderful! And the music is so appropriate!

Lovely to see Line Dancing isn’t dead! Keep it up you special guys you! XXX

After living in Japan for 14 years I can safely say that this is a disgrace to Martial Arts - a joke. It's so bad (especially the Kata) they would be banned from a typical Japanese Dojo LOL.

I think I have a chance at winning a 100-man kumite if it's against these dorks

I am a black belt in ITF USTF Taekwondo. I also train and am a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. Unless these people are handicap, this is pitiful. No technique at all.

Nice editing. Upvote for comedy, downvote for karate. Hadouken!!!!

Fast forward to 2020, in the middle of a viral outbreak and this style of sparring is just perfect for 'Social Distancing'. No touch! 😂

this gets more funnier the more i watch it...

That's hilarious. Last time I saw someone fight this bad was in Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist.

The “ken” theme,makes it so unique. And very hilarious at the same time.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣.

Obviously you guys cant see that this the perfected form of the satsui no hado. Each punch we see them throw, there is another 100 that we dont see. Our minds just aren't attuned to that sort of godlike martial art.

redditor here, I have 5 blackbelts in BJJ and won 10 titles in the UFC, this video should be posted in /r/cringe lol.

As a Kyokushin and BJJ fighter for over 20 years, I approve this message. LOL!!!

great performance!!really nice to watch!!this is why i watch you tube!!

They cant even throw a proper round house kick

first hit when you search bullshido hadouken

This is hilarious. I was waiting for the hurricane kick!!!!!

I think this is the worlds biggest MCdojo…..Mcdogo….precision…..MCdojo….skill…..mcdogo…discipline….and you get a free big Mack after every class….

This is the best argument I've ever seen in support of government sanctioned drone strikes

I took Karate from age 11-15.2nd degree brown belt. Freshman year a junior and myself after school.Pretty calm until about 2:30,but no way out of it.3:00 bell and outside by my bus there he was.He came at me(with 50 other people waiting till 3:00). Igave a head kit and followed by a straight punch. Both 4 inchs shy of hitting him. struggled through and held my own,but never went after school to Karate class again. Should have spent a long weekend in a bad neighborhood and learned more. I know i was in trouble when he came in with a left punch,something i never saw in class.

That was… interesting. I just hope that all of these guys know that their best option in a fight is to… run. Seriously.

Man, I'd be a 9th degree black belt at this school!

Are these people not embarrassed?

Reminds me of Dwight Schrute :D

i cannot stop watching this insanity! Mc Dojo!

I studied Taekwondo years ago and I can tell you that I have seen yellow belts perform way better in their forms and techniques.

I truly feel sorry for everyone in that building

Shamefu Dispray

I like this music.

These guys have no idea how to fight... but they are definitely good students because they all fight exactly like whoever trained them. There's identical kicks and punches being thrown here. 🤣

Legendary video

When I was practicing Karate and Kickboxing in my youth, I always had only a yellow belt. I didn't take any further exams, but I consistently followed the sport in training and participated. I was an experienced martial artist and with my yellow belt, I defeated many black belts and even Dan masters. As Miyagi said, 'Belt only holds up pants' :)

Could someone tell me the title of the theme song? It's awesome =D And a little respect for the master plz... He succeeded in reuniting so many people under that so called martial art, thumbs up for that xD

The Hadouken was a nice touch 👌

This is the WTF Kata. You perform it and your enemy stands there going WTF!?! and then you KO his arse.

Best vídeo of all time

They seem to be all Black Belts of multiple degrees 0_o

Unbelievable, this is just horrible. horrible, horrible. It get worse as it goes on. The end is an insult to those of us who have worked so hard in our life to produce quality skills.

8 years of 3-4 classes a week. 30 min stretching/ crunches/pushups pre-class-every class.. Im a preliminary BB ATM. These people look like our yellow belts.

As Bruce Lee would say..." what was that, an exhibition" !!

The music from 8-bit computer 🤣🤣😂😂suits very well.

Great comedy!

Master...I feel a disturbance in the kata!

I have a 2nd degree black belt in wtf taekwondo and have been doing mma for the last 2 years these guys need to work on their poomse(forms) alot more and their techniques i have no idea what type of form they were doing at the end of this vid but i like the hadokens

The last hurrah of the old guys.

LOL the music makes this that much better. But it would be funny regardless

I want to try this! I know it's garbage but it would be great excercises for practicing leg checks, also I need the music playing while I do it, I NEED that part above all else.

Seems like the aim of this is to not touch each other

This is just too funny

Can someone PLEASE tell me the name of this school. By watching this I feel there is finally hope for me to be good at something. But seriously, someone please tell me the name of this school.

This was the best thing I have seen all day, my fucking sides man.

That 3rd guy sure didn't skip chi-day

i usually dont bring weapon,and if i use one,usually envirovmental weapon,like big metal trashcan that i use to throw at people(in fact its my "signature move" lift something heavy and throw it at them) but if i ever meet these people on the street,i wont hesistate to bring out my bladed brass knuckle

V. has obviously had drugs and karate. V

They are special needs people... come on internet show some compassion... :( Still it's funny with the street fighter music haha

If they had to defend themselves for real, they're in for a rude awakening! Pathetic!