I honestly feel like Black Widow could have not only survived the fall in Endgame, she probably could of landed on her feet and walked it off

The most relatable part of the video is the “you’re my honeybunch sugarplum” song playing over Yelena. I love how we all love her now

Remember the part when she conveniently severed a nerve in her forehead by head butting a table

Why bother putting a Soviet version of Captain America in your movie if you’re never going to let him do any Captain America stuff?

The Whole Movie: "What is that and why should I care?"

The fact that you can make such funny and tightly edited meme videos AS WELL AS your very intelligent and insightful video essays (also super well edited) is so impressive to me. What a treasure

now Scarlett is suing disney

You have an extremely smart, entertaining way of pointing out faults/plot holes/other various observations in a movie. Unique. Thank you for speaking your heart 💞 I just found you and I'm already looking forward to the next video. ✊

What surprises me most is that after years of missions, car crashes, explosions, kicks in the face, falls, ect. She has saved her nerve of smell to smash it against the table.

Deadpool at the end was something I needed😂

Only a thousand subscribers and already one video with over a million views. I feel like an early adopter or something. Great stuff champ.

The fact that Captain Marvel came out before this was even more sickening

The first part of the movie was pretty good... then it went a bit nuts. It really would have worked better if it just stuck with the spy/thriller tone instead of heavy action. It fits the character more and would just make more sense. And since this is a prequel, having such a big scale clashes with the stuff that takes place after. You would think throughout IW or Endgame they'd at least mention all the stuff that happened in this movie. Honestly, they brought Howard the Duck through the portals but not Natasha's family (again, another reason this should have been made before those movies came out) Having thousands of BW's across the entire planet is just absurd. It would have been more interesting to have Natasha go up against a small team of Black Widow's. And the bigger change... have them be trained by Taskmaster. Completely take out Dreykov's daughter being a brainwashed cyborg henchman used to build hype in the trailers. Dreykov's daughter will still be dead, forever being a wound on Natasha's spirit as she works to make up for all the red on her ledger. Having all the BW's being chemically brainwashed just takes away pretty much all of the tension. They all become victims that are easily saved by the magic red dust that breaks the spell. There doesn't appear to be any psychological impact (just look at how Yelena being extremely chipper over the fact that she was controlled most of her life) And then there's the usual Marvel format where there's a joke every minute that takes away almost all dramatic tension or emotional significance (Especially Alexei's heartfelt apology to Natasha that she never hears). Also the fact that the movie brings up that Natasha is human and can bruise, yet has her endure everything that happens after with barely a scratch

They should’ve released/created this movie right after CW or IW. Imo: this storyline is so bad, they better make her movie about how she escaped the red room and joining Shield to kill Dreykov. And maybe give us the *REAL* Tony Master. But so far its still enjoyable ( well at least for me ), the fight scenes are good and the after credits really make me can’t wait for Hawkeye.

Movie would’ve been way more interesting had she survived Endgame, and this film took place after it. They could’ve adapted the Black Widow Homecoming comic storyline, where she’s “retired” and is trying to actually live normally on her own, outside Washington DC, in a Nick Fury approved safe house in the woods. But she is found, and a mysterious assassination attempt ensues. This fight scene between her and this masked, mysterious assassin could be like the Yelena/Natasha fight in the movie, but longer and more brutal. Very Bourne/John Wick style. She survives unknowingly to the assassin. She then tracks down a long retired SHIELD agent in DC she once knew during her earlier years, and uses some SHIELD resources to help her investigate. They find out a woman was suspiciously killed execution style in her apartment also in DC, just two days earlier. The woman (a women’s rights activist), appearing on local news about the murder, looks familiar to Natasha. More curious and thinking her death could be related to her assassination attempt, she breaks into the victim’s apartment and finds out that woman….was indeed a former Widow. An older one who graduated from the Red Room when Natasha was just starting out. Someone or some people are successfully taking out former female assassins, and it’s been going on for some time. A couple of years now. Natasha is one of the last targets. Natasha investigates some more, and ends up being drawn back to Russia and back to the Red Room where she finds out who attempted to kill her and who has been behind killing former Widows, and why. She finds out there’s only a dozen new assassins left, currently being trained. The ones who have been sent out randomly over the years to kill older and former Widows. You can add multiple flashbacks to Nat’s past, and her time in the Red Room. Snippets of intense training scenes that show (not tell) how ruthless young Natasha was and why she was considered the best. Fight scenes are minimal, but each one is very very intense, practical. . Quality over quantity. A final action sequence taking on remaining loyalists to the Red Room, along with the assassins, the ones tasked with taking out the other remaining Widows. The last remaining trainees. When face to face with these assassins in the final fight sequence, she realizes they aren’t women. They are girls. Teenage girls. She’s forced to fight and ends up winning and killing them all. This leaves her destroyed. She burns down the red room once and for all, and officially retires. She just can’t kill anymore. The movie can end with her in some far away exotic island with a dog as her only companion. It’s implied she’s never coming back, and thus it “ends” Scarlett’s run with Marvel, but still opens up a possibility she could return in the far far future. There…I just made a storyline that puts it in the present, that would make for a far more compelling watch than what we got. Whose idea to kill Natasha in Endgame, should be punched in the face.

Before watching the movie, I had successfully predicted that the young independent girl will punch her father in at least one scene

Beautiful work. Your sense of comic timing is excellent. Please don't stop creating this kind of content if the video essays take off!

2:33, I mean, Nat’s always been on the tougher side ever since she first hit the screen, but for this film, it feels like she switched to creative mode for every scene that isn’t her breaking her own nose (something she resets as if she’s Wolverine) and getting gang-banged by other Widows. I find it funny more than anything, especially since while she’s basically a super soldier in this film, she is only a true super soldier in the comics.

well somewhere while writing the script they have forgotten that black widow is a normal mortal human and not the incredible hulk. heck im not sure te hulk would have tanked that shit like she did

I watched this movie with my parents about a week or 2 ago. While I was able to keep up with what’s going on in the movie, my dad said he was lost throughout it. Lol.

True the film was entertaining as hell better than WW84

0:28 This had no business being this funny.

I'm glad i've found this gem of youtube channel

What the hell she literally falls off of everything and survives but inside of avengers The bed time grab your stones and snap part two :end edition The nursery rhyme she falls off and Cliff and dies instantly

I’m so glad I just found this channel. I’ve watched this video and the Rise of Skywalker still sucks videos and I love it already. Keep up the great content 💀🤣

Should I remind all of you Disney XD Amazing Spider-Man animated series version of Taskmaster is more intimidating than the Taskmaster in this movie?

lmao love your videos man! keep em coming. subbed

What’s that movie with Chris Evan’s yelling at his kid lol

‘I’m ridding the world of what there’s too much of - girls’ - this is most probably the worst line in cinema history

I've always thought this film should have been the third one in the trilogy - first one as her first mission as a Widow outside of the Red Room, the second one being Budapest

Congrats. You got me to laugh at a Friends joke. Thanks and subbed.

I am a kind of mcu fan but I don't like this movie. After 22+ movies , did they still not learn what kind of story to approve and which not to

Video: ends Me: Why is there so much time left in the video Me: *hovers over the bar and sees that there's more left Me: *waits Deadpool: *shows up Me: GODAMMIT

Incredible!

You are a god among men ….. because you’re worth it

none of it makes sense but you know what's the worst out of all of it . The Red Guardian was in prison and was out of shape .... All you do is workout in prison!!!! he would've came out in better shape then when he went in . And what's even worse is that Disney did it so that the female cast could make fun of him the whole movie and I didn't even see the movie lol.

Dude, this shit is gold! lol Keep it up!

Man I didn't even watch this movie and it all makes sense why my friends told me that it's not worth it 😂😂.

Now This I Call A "Honest Review" 👍👌

Why did they make this movie after she died

the oof got me

Great content as always.

0:42 so long since I saw that clip! XD

1:44 was that from Apple TV+ Defending Jacob?

MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO already you’re amazing

I made it to deadpool 😎

What an unrelenting mess of film. Phase 4 continues to drive the caucus of this franchise deeper into the freakin ground.

This is fucking hilarious!! Why am I just now coming across this channel?? Oh my fucking gawd, that ooff, ooff w Kevin Hart stare made my abs hurt. Wait, wait, upon second viewing it's gotta be Winona Ryder's face in that award acceptance speech LMFAO!

Lol! Ferris Bueller/Deadpool!

This was fun, and easily better than the movie.

Deadpool 😎

Black Widow's sister must have had some kind of fecal fixation because every conversation had to have shit mentioned. She and Red Hopper chewed so much scenery it made it almost too hard to watch when they were in it

Kinda pog

Hell, I loved this movie. If anyone deserves a cheesy b-movie solo film, it has to be the coolest avenger haha

Are we sure she isn’t super human? Even without the hilarious oof montage, I remember watching this movie and wondering how she was still walking lol

I’m still very much happy that Winona Ryder still maintains such an amazing rack that I wanna bury my face in it and die happy

i just liked black widows sister

What's that Chris Evans movie?

2:59 What is that song?

That desk pop will be legendary, one of the worst plots in MCU/Cinema history.

by this level .. Black Widow would be the best possible rival for Saitama from one punch man. both are marie sues, immortals, and beat everyone around them.

Let us also not forget the use of the "character you thought was a man is actually a woman" trope that is totally not annoying or a complete waste of an interesting character from the comics with a lot of untapped potential or anything... that deserved the Tony Stark eye roll gif, because that's exactly my reaction by the end of the movie. Tbh I just rewatched it. It's not that bad. It definitely has it's moments. It didn't begin to seriously offend any of my "creative sensibilities," for lack of a better way of putting it, until the final act when they pulled that particular trope that anyone paying attention to what Marvel Studios is becoming these days (more like Marvel Comics unfortunately) pretty much predicted they'd do months before it came out (something that they did again in Loki in an equally predictable manner), and when it became really, overbearingly on the nose that the director was more interested in making a MeToo/Harvey Weinstein allegory than showing and seriously addressing the dark shadowy depths of Natasha's really tragic and frankly horrifying backstop. The movie had a ton of potential. It just doesn't understand what it's trying to be and immediately dated itself in a bad way by jumping on the Hollywood trend of "making a statement" about the Twitter hot top the month.

2:05 whats the movie name

Well they all got a dose of watered down super soldier juice.

I love her.

What's the clip from 1:43 from?

"I have no ovarys" "Or uterus" "they just rip them out" I literally said What the fuck out loud. Why is this conversation?!

so nat and yelena are technically step-sisters, right?

We got Yelena out of this and I'm not unsatisfied about that. But otherwise... Definitely a hot mess.

What did it cost… everything 😂😂

When I watch the movie, I pretend that they did like Isle of Dogs and translated the Russian to English for convenience.

Which movie is 1:43 from?

what do you mean "but"

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"enteraining" as a boring jason bourne spinn off. i better watch james gunn suicide squad.

What did it cost..? Ten years of this shit

I like the movie

I would have enjoyed black widow had they not fucked up Taskmaster so bad.

Did you get your solo movie? Yes. What did it cost you? Ten years of this shit.

Entertaining, and decent. But yeh couldve been better. Not the worst MCU entry of course, but just kinda there. Honestly Shang-Chi is so much better, makes the action in this one seem so dull. Its a hell of a lot better than Captain Marvel of course, but it does feel like the MCU female superheroes are really getting the short end of the stick. Thankfully Wandavision was pretty great, and Kate Bishop is pretty great too thus far. So heres hoping the movies catch up to the TV shows. I mean theres also Agents of Shield, the main lead of which was mostly Sky/Daisy, and Jessica Jones. So yeah, it really feels like, TV shows orientated around female characters are good. Whereas the movies get a bit too much of Disneys virtue signalling of regressive views towards femininity.

entertaining?

I hated this movie. But, heck, i hated almost everything disney made from that Avengers movie where Iron Being and Lieutenant 'Murika fought onwards. Probably more of a personal opinion than a fact, but i dunno, i didn't like anything

If they released Black Widow instead of the Captain Marvel movie It would have been better received and done less damage to he franchise. Bree the Brainless and her pathetic excuse for a movie took the entire franchise down a few notches. I'm fine with "Girl Power". I am not however fine with "Stars" that think they are better than everyone else, have no self awareness, and attacks the fans .

The real reason scarlett sued Disney is because they made her act in this terrible movie.

"For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Ephesians 2:8-9 "for, 'Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.'" Romans 10:13

i like the movie but disappointed at the same time.

Black Widow is a bad Fast and Furious movie

I agree. I just saw it recently. It is awfull. By far the worst marvel movie i have wathced. Just a bunch of pointless action. No story. No plot. Nothing. . Really lousy movie

cheap version of winter soldier.😁