whoa how is it that i come to watch this video right when u post another

I just got this as a recommendation, gonna check p2 out.

Just put the whole movie next time

@@can_I_get_a_waffle I mean, it would be comedy. The whole movie is a joke afterall.

@@a.v.w si

Lmao

This is G.O.A.T comment

That caught me off guard XD

I laughed so hard I nutted

This is hilarious

lmao

I'm done 😂😂 and they do it in 2044 🤣🤣

Lmao 😂😂😂

Good one bro XD

Different from ep. IX, this could make a great movie

this is the comment of all time

The way Trent Reznor survived that crash was incredible

The way Seth Borden survived that crash was incredible

The way JP survived that crash is incredible.

I mean… I could see Driver as a good Snape.

Yea, imagine if Disney gave this huge Hollywood budget to the top Star Wars Novel writers and the Old Republic Game Trailer folks

@@nabi5864 They don't even care at this point. The movies made enough money and now they have a new era of Star Wars fans from them that will watch anything they make while defending writing like "somehow, Palpatine returned"

"we didn't have access to comics and books like marvel" > Meanwhile the Expanded Universe: "BRUH"

Dave Filoni could've knocked this shit out of the park and been set for life

​@SamaelVR eh...

BeCAuSe SoMeOnE eRaSeD iT fRoM tHe ArChIvE mEmRy

Nah bro every Babu Frik scene was incredible

Yeah I was like bro where’s the whole movie at.

Babu Frik: "WOHOOOO!" I cry evry tiem

No, the archives are complete. I just don't think this person was able to sit through the movie again, much less upload it to YT

No way

If it wisney fur yer wellies where wid ye be

He lost his new hope....

A wa doukt da droukt a Kenty winy hiy rooka mera senta herea honcy nae kenty wak n a wa kenty wa and lady gaga touring with Beyonce

Source?

1:29 somehow Rey Who closed her mouth for more than 2 seconds

Underrated comment.

when did Rey ever go to Tatooine?

Star Wars IX: The Return of everyone

I laughed so hard at this and now I have a headache.

To be fair, that's probably the one time when such words and reaction actually fit.

Well, they didn't make the same mistake twice.🤣🤣🤣

Underrated comment

"A good question- for another time." "Oh, so like the next movie?" "No." "Oh, the one after, then." "No, not then either."

Because money $

Imagine if Finn happend to be force sensitive too and Rey turned to the dark side and Kylo joined up with his dad in the end after all and trained Finn to fight Rey. That would have been an interesting movie IMO

Lm ao ooooo

@@rasmusolsen441 Are you sure you’re not a writer at Lucas Films? Cause that sounds as garbage as TLJ

Ahaha HISHE, good

MUAH HAHAHAHAHAH! *cuts down everything before her with saberstaff*

Reymond Shields

ReyD Shadow Legends

Rey who? Re-PALPATINE

“You are an irredeemable piece of Garbage Kylo, you will turn to the Dark Side and there is no saving you.” “But, what do you mean master? I have done literally nothing to deserve this attempt on my life, please explain yourself.” “You had a bad dream once, and now, you must pay for it”

@@fivestarguy100 We sure Luke isn't the Darth here?

"It's murder time, naughty child :)"

Well. Characters as well as people change as they get older; sometimes for the bitter and sometimes for the better. Its called character development.

​@@tyomies6168it's not

Top 10 moments actors weren't acting

He's just as pathetic as the movie. Shit actor

Came here for this comment

Yeah like why ain't this at least an hour long

The whole latest trilogy.

They fly now

I was going to write that but I was like, "I'm sure somebody already -- yeah here it is."

never in my life have i heard anyone legitimately say "hello (name) nice to meet you"

I mean I don't wanna play the devils advocate but the lady could have asked that because she knew that Luke and the fam lived there. Shes older than like so she might have known them which is why she wants to know who is at their old house

@@tiesdijkmans you’re telling me that this old lady has lore?

@@californiansniper2133 possibly

@@californiansniper2133 plot twist, the lady is one of the stormtroopers that killed lukes aunt and uncle

Lol true

"Are we going to flesh that out later in the writing process?" "Yeah, of course we are. We'll just have this book mark in until it's time to start filming."

on his context the line makes perfect sense actually

@@dragonchannek4843 no way youre defending "somehow palpatine returned"

@@spookwavevevo bruh maybe the line sound stupid (and it is sort of) but taken in the context it makes perfect sense , how Poe dameron is supposed to know how papa palpy returned?

"Cloning" "OK but how exactly did he he survive" "Gotta read the novelization man"

He managed to survive being electrified from the reactor core And managed to survive the death Star expolsion So simple why can't people understand

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural"

"A good question for another time."

@@Firelord91021 _"What_ novelization? Those aren't canon..."

underrated comment

@@justalex4274 Yes

Dang

I saw this video and i was like so the whole thing than

@@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna the hog rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points

All things considered its fun as hell to bully though

Tbh I loved the first 3, kinda lukewarm on the prequels and absoltely hated the disney trilogy

I mean you aren’t wrong, like, at all God I wish this trilogy never existed cuz it only divided the trilogy even more

Maybe it's a time for manbabies to fucking get over some shitty scifi movies that were cool 40 years ago. Fuck me how to people still cream their pants over this shit?

@@brownie43212 you good dude 😂 who hurt you

it’s literally like hitler saying hes a spy for the allies

Making an actor like him try to make that line sound reasonable is like telling Gordon Ramsay to try to make a piece of turd taste good.

You can just hear the cringe in his voice.

It’s just like Hayden in the prequel trilogy

@@theAverageJoe25 Hayden actually did a phenomenal job.

Hayden was very good for the material he was given, especially in Rots.

Just like Kilo and Rey picking objects from each other without even be in the same planet. They didn't explain that too. And a couple of other things. If someone ask me how I feel watching those movies, I would say: Deception.

Deception makes more sense, at least they have a reason, not well explained but still makes sense CAUSE DREAM LOGIC. Dreams don't have limits The force does

Which is even worse since it's one of the most important scenes in this 'movie'

@@Rvs_. are they supposed to explain that Force power? I don't think so lol

Why is Daisy Ridley looking hot?

Something something Dark Side something mysterious ways something.

Oh nah there's an explanation of him returning ...in Fortnite...

Source: ( God works in mysterious ways)

i PROMISE YOU he's BACK BOOYYYYSSS

Lmaoo

"He's the most powerful sith though." "Hmm...one liner!"

This was one of the worst things I saw in the movie. I’m like wtf just happened. This scene made me wanna leave the movie theatre

@@TheShaneglass05 I watched the cam recorded version with Chinese subtitles permanently embedded behind the digital English sub in my room, and even I felt the urge to leave the room.

@@abloodynova7625 lmao that’s rough

@@TheShaneglass05 the lack of enthusiasm in my cinema was hilarious. during the big granddaughter reveal no one batted an eye, and when Rey and Ben kissed some people actually groaned

Yep. That's probably the worst thing they did: trivialising the previous films by taking away the single act of redemption that completed the 6-film character arc of the most prominent character.

@@FluffyBunniesOnFire Not really, the emporer could have escaped on said Death Star

@@FluffyBunniesOnFire with as long as their conversation took, if Luke hadn't been there to confront them, he almost certainly would've had time to escape. Plus this way it's a confirmed kill and not just a "yeah I'm pretty sure we killed him" thing

Vader was the hero of the whole fricken star wars saga. He brought balance, he defeated palpatine. The fact that the new movies just shurgged it off really pees me off. Vader was disrespected. And i cant believe they tried to make Kylo the "new vader" of sorts. This movie doesnt even deserve to be slandered. It isnt that important. It is *simply* disrespectful, and deserves no further titles. I agree with you and hate these new movies

@@thedarklordofall6792 Vader was disrespected? The entire original cast was disrespected. They tried to replace them one by one with the most 1 dimensional, uninteresting puke they call characters. I knew from the moment they killed off Han they would try to pull this BS. Vader was replaced with the most virgin looking pathetic loser ever, Han was replaced with... some guy I forgot the name (it's Paul, isn't it?) That Disney just forgot about thought the new films. And don't even get me started with "almight Rey".

Yeah it should be longer Luckily there’s a part 2 🤗

I was expecting a complete re-upload of the movie, but I guess that would get copyright banned 😂

Gonna cry?

@@shidqi12345 Grow a pair.

@@shidqi12345 I missed the part where that's my problem

Apparently so

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFISED!!??

To Kennedy basically

It was actually in the comics

Disney: “NOPE”

I'd say the first half hour to hour of force awakens was decent maybe actually good but then fell apart and only got worse and worse from their to the last movie. I can't comprehend how someone did not read the last Jedi script or while filming notice the many errors and poorly thought plot points. Ryan couldn't keep his own characters consistent and make sense. It's like every scene/location was written by a different person with no clue.

Slade Wilson agreed. Kylo seemed like an powerful and interesting villain and Finn was the protagonist. Then they met Rey and yeah....

Imagine making big bucks 1.3 billion ep8 (2bil ep7) and produce a garbage like ep9.

@@fynkozari9271 What kind of dumb statement/point is that? Ya bad movies all were profitable while bringing in less. Also it's almost like garbage like 9 did bad because a lot of fans stopped caring after the garbage of 8 as well. Practically all three were bad scripting, dumb characters, poor plots, and only made to bring in money not tell a good story or bring legit entertainment to everyone.

The last installation they literally had to rewrite at the last second because people responded so badly to the initial screenings.

😂

90% REY 10% I have a filling

It's a shame how much potential Finn had as a character only to be ruined and turned into nothing but shouting Rey

"So my character was esentially a child super soldier who defected from the enemy he's now fighting and is on a quest to find himself" - Finn "Ok, so how do you that effects how the character acts?" - Interviewer "Not at all, he mostly follows people around, cries out for his friend to do things and spends the whole time as comic relief" - Finn

Scratch "arc".

Wow, that would actually have been much better thematically

Had the same thought. What a missed opportunity to put that in

How lame would doctor who if they answered. That's why it's so successful there is still secrets

Honestly that would have been sooooo much better

This simple dialogue change would’ve brought her arc full circle. I’m so upset we did t get it

I was cringing at that in the trailer

@@postmanpat8166 I just watched the movie and, its horrible lol. Especially this line

@@Rvs_. I saw it when it came out and it should be below free they should PAY you to watch the shit show

Such a cringe inducing line too

Since BEFORE then. Attack of the clone had jet packs on droid/clones/the freaking source of all clones!

Oscar Isaac is the Ewan McGregor of the sequels

Apocalypse, nuff said

@@officerccarpetcare9117 Moon Knight

And Adam driver!

I feel bad for every single actor who was introduced in this trilogy. Daisy, John, Oscar, and Adam are all great actors and could have been great together in a competent series of films

Especially when surnames don't seem to be that common in Star Wars.

Honestly could have worked if they had more dialogue explained, the old lady should have been a friend of Luke's aunt and uncle/adoptive parents. A lot could have been done to make that scene actually work.

It's supposedly set up when that alien kid in Hippie Festival Planet talks to her a little bit and she doesn't have a full name

@@user-wi5vd2ud7z Finn, Qi’Ra, Rex, Lobot, Phasma Yoda, Chewbacca, Greedo, Jabba, Snoke

Fuckin' Ethel lmao, of all the names you could have used lol, thx 🤣😂😆🤪

@XenGlaris xD wtf lol

Can’t spell slaughter without laughter

@@LeeHatake93 i shouldn't have laughed so hard

Still a cool lightsaber, though

@@LeeHatake93 literally an early 2000's emo song title lol

It’s a Skywalker family tradition.

Just watch him in Ex-Machina. His role in that movie was damn well because the movie is good.

@@user-yk3ky1ut1y I’ve seen it. I’ve seen a lot of his movies.

He gets paid a hell of a ton of money, I'm sure he'll be okay.

@@user-yk3ky1ut1y so glad he gave Disney another chance with Moon Knight

@@zzskyninjazz1821 that man Is incredibly skilled at coming across as two different people at the same time. Its honestly Amazing, you don't even realize its the same actor for most of the time, they seem so different

I like how Luke killed all those people on the death star and didn't care. And he MEANT to blow it up. Truly a champion of hope.

@@darkironyoshi bruh what? If he hadnt destroyed it, they would have kept their planet nuking weapon. What was he supposed to do? Wait until the fucking thing rusts?

@@darkironyoshi There's a pretty big difference between a ship of your own people and a superweapon that's sole purpose is to blow up planets.

I mean. I don’t care either so long as chewie wasn’t on it lmaooooo

@@darkironyoshi found the sequel fan😂😂

Yeah like the entire movie should be in this video

Also where was evil Rey with an actual cool lightsaber

Rey who? 🤑

@@RamkrishanYT Rey Diculous Movie.

That's a good compliment you got there. I'd say 20% writing, 40% awful and 60% SHITE

Um cloning..or something

Jedi mind trick on the movie going audience.

A Jedi did it

@@yerocnevets0m3ga yes but meh lol

@@yerocnevets0m3ga Y'know, secrets only the Sith knew! Yeah, cause the clone wars never existed.

Luke: "where are the Lucas trilogies? are they safe? are they alright?" Rey: *"gone, reduced to atoms."*

Bruh it wasn't for nothing

@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 Explain. Vader sacrificed himself and died only for Palpatine to be like “Lmao sike”

@@benfletcher8100 He saved Luke's life, which was the main reason he did it. He put the galaxy in peace for 30 years. He put Palpatine in a weakened state so that Rey could defeat him. Also it wasn't really her, it was all the Jedi. Including him. And he couldn't have helped her if he hadn't made that sacrifice. And Palpatine would have found her, so she couldn't have defeated him.

@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 All the Jedi is a Marvel copy of I am Iron Man.

"Rey Rey Binks"

"Rey Misterio"

lol

Rey Gun

Rey cist

The sad part is that even the actor knew that. Goes to show how little saying anyone ever have in the Disney Corporations. It is like someone said, The Walt Disney Corporation has become much less Disney and much more a Corporation.

@@gskyon they should've let mandalorian director direct this movie luk

@@waffelo4681 should of let him direct the whole damn trilogy

@@shmavster4209 yeppo

They're not flying There falling with style

C3-P0 was literally alive during the empire (when the aerial stormtroopers were a thing) so it makes 0 fucking sense that he would say that. Also Finn was a 1st Order Stormtrooper, wouldn’t he also know about the aerial units??

@@PikaFan2001 3P0 was online during the freakin' Clone Wars. There were flying Clones, Droids, and Bounty Hunters.

@@Nintendoggy not to Defend the sequels, 3PO’s memory was wiped after the clone wars

@@PikaFan2001 more proof that Lucas Film hired activists instead of writers. This is how you get a Mary Sue character, plot holes the size of black holes, and cringe worthy dialog.

Just because the actor knows something doesnt mean the character would. None of the characters have seen a flying stormtrooper before... How is that such a hard concept?

Lies, nobody would willingly subject themselves to watching the entire movie.

@@RainBro-ki3ry I did. In the theater. I loved it. It gave me confidence that my dreams of being a professional writer aren't that hard to reach

Don’t even joke like that :(

@@idiotidiot5821 Fun fact: A LOTR film was actually pitched where the Beatles played the hobbit members of the Fellowship.

@@ajoajoajoaj I would watch that than the Amazon LOTR show

@@idiotidiot5821 Honestly it's probably for the best that it didn't, even if Stanley Kubrick was supposed to be attached to it.

@@spectra5407 I thought it got canceled

It seems to be a trend as that's exactly how Kenobi and Boba felt. What terrible shows.

The worst part is that George Lucas had so much stuff mapped out for the sequels before he sold it to Disney and they just saw that and were like “nah we can do it better”

@@riz6875 he did The worst mistake of his life

thats what you get when you're consumed with stupid agendas, Disney was only focusing on their feminazi agenda, and forgot to write a story

@Anthony Angelo kenobi was unnecessary as well. All just to make reeva some kind of important character, which she is not. Typical Kennedy doings

😂😂💔

Luca's already had apparently 4 movies planned out which Disney scrapt... Like fucking why!?

@@traceyjacobsen8544 The original scripts probably didn’t check off enough of the woke leadership’s required content. Gotta keep up with the DNC if you’re going to stay in operation in Hollywood.

@@DadaIorian Always that one guy that has to bring politics into everything.

@@babygravy7 Lol if you think politics didn’t play a role in screwing up this franchise, then I have a time share I’d like to sell you.

I'd say even Jar Jar is has more personality and is better written.

@@Stryker98 jar jar is the prequel trilogy Lucas made him bb8 is Disney

He's also the cutest character

Finn

Kylo Ren

also i just realized this but Finn is literally that side character that just yells after the protagonist but it's gender swapped lol

@@AllysaGraceAAmora yeah lmao

@@AllysaGraceAAmora its the new sakura

Sad that this is the last _Star Wars_ movie John Williams will ever compose for.

The new trilogy’s a circus and Rian Johnson and what’s her face are the main event. ( I don’t remember that one lady’s name and I’d like to keep it that way)

I wish you said, "This isn't even close to all of the bad writing." and so I could've replied saying, "That would be pirating."

Or the whole trilogy

I’m sure the thought was very tempting, but nobody likes copyright strikes

💀💀💀

"impossible. perhaps the archives are incomplete"

Lol right at the spy scene.

“Rey, you’re a Palpatine” *Freeze frame on Rey’s face, cue bigbangtheory_audiencelaugh.mp3 and Seinfeld theme, slow fade to black and roll credits*

Unlike the big bang theory, we don't have to be told when to laugh at this embarrassment.

Never have I needed something in my life more. Although the cinema experience was almost there, audience laughed a few times and not at the "jokes"!

That would have improved it greatly

Oh, so you're just gonna ignore me then...

Yeah and at that point I’d be pretty sure the last name was made up or something

@@marierita "The hell is a sky-walker?"

Well the woman doesn't exactly come off as friendly "Who are you?" "Rey who?"

She must think that Rey must be on spice or something

"YOU TOOK HER FROM MEEE"

Mark Hamil to Disney : *You took everything from me*

Disney: "look at these shiny new cardboard cutouts that we'll push to be better than those silly characters you've loved and respected and have been built up for 40yrs!"

[Rey] I TOOK EVERYTHING FROM YOU! [Luke] I don't even know who you are. [Rey] REY- [Luke] Rey-venge of the Sith!

@@citizenvulpes4562 …she took his jerb?

The fact that this would actually make more sense is alarming.

Honestly, revealing Jar Jar is somehow the clone or reincarnation of Darth Plagueis or Darth Tenebrous and the mastermind behind Snoke would have been a way better narrative and twist.

I mean there's a reason that theory came up even before the sequels. And many including me are sure that's what Lucas originally had in mind

But he already is the one and only true Sith Lord. That theory has been proven true lots of times!!!

Misa sith........

"GANEEE HA GANEE"

LMAO

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO

Especially when one of them was a storm trooper and should know what storm troopers have, and another one literally fought jetpack troopers in a comic

I mean Jetpacks are somewhat part of the Mandalorian Religion. Everyone knows who the Mandalorians were. But that's one thing since the Empire did equip some special units with jetpacks. It seems like "they kinda forgot about the jetpacks". Sounds somewhat awful familiar *coughing in GoT S08* . I mean i can understand stuff like this between Episode 1-3 and 4-6 since the prequels did come out in the 2000s and 4-6 in the 70s-80s where also most of the ideas for the movies were made. So it is understandable that Luke was talking about the Clone Wars and Jedi's as if they are long gone/forgotten (i mean they talk about Jedis as if they are gone for like 300 years even though they are gone since like 20 years but it's understandable since they changed their mind in the time span between 4-6 and 1-3 in terms of all that stuff). Why is 7-9 reproducing these issues? There is no need to. We all know what happened between Episode 1-6... why does no character in Episode 7-9 know? I mean the Empire was like what? Maximum 30 years ago? How can no one know that the troops of an army that nearly conquered the entire galaxy like 30 years ago had some units with Jetpacks that the first order might try to imitate?

I love how even the actors know that it's such a bs line.

It's also kinda funny how they look surprised about some jetpack technology while at the same time they have all kinds of spaceships, big and small, that can fly on the surface of a planet and in space and in hyperspace. It's like if we had normal cars, flying cars, trains and metro and then when someone rides a motorcycle, everyone would be like Bill and Ted and be like "NO WAY!?".

in my country we call that humor

So corny. I went to the cinema to watch this when it came out and as soon as Palpatine said 'I'm all the sith' I was like oh hell no don't say it Rey. You could literally predict those cringe lines moments before they were happening. Same thing with the kiss scene between Rey and Kylo, when they looked at each other and everyone was like 'please don't' ...

That dialogue exchange had strong children one upping each other on the playground vibes

@@nlevel8045 I actually had a bet against my brother that Rey and Kylo would kiss because the movie would be awful, so I was both happy and disgusted

"Can we get Endgame for dinner, mum?" "Why? We have Endgame at home!" Endgame at home:

It was written in playground imagination battle style. Impressive for writers struggling to achieve first grade.

Agree Boyega’s better than all of the sequels

In other words, they tokenized him - along with many other characters. Hard to write exceptional material when the writers themselves are simply out-of-touch, and are only where they are because of their family trust, social credit, etc., rather than because of their merit or skill.

Imagine an Oscar Award for supporting actor who screams out the protagonist name in an Anxious manner… Shia Labeuf (or however its spelled) *Optimaaaauuus* And this guy *Reeeeeeeeeyeyeyey*

@@hachi666roku Imagine not understanding the difference between an actor and a script writer...? Or deriding an actor that himself - among others in the very same film - was VERY unsatisfied with how their characters were written. Talk about living in an alternate universe...

They did that bc a black character cant be a hero in the Chinese market.

I wish I could say the same 😔

Same you could say that I felt... A disturbance in the force. But seriously I cant explain I felt like its going to suck and I turned out to be right. I pirated the first movie and lost interest pretty quickly. At least they got talented writers working on The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba wich feel more Star Wars'y then any of the new episodes.

I remember going to theaters and watching it and exiting thinking i understood the film until i realized everything i believed was wrong

Same. I pirated it instead 👍

@@FrozenJedi38 hell yeah, wish I had

No

Scarlet Johansson suing them was a Godsend. 😂

@@Spartan11117777 she did?

@@jesalt8230 Yeah, she only got $20 Million for Black Widow when it was released on both the Big Screen and also on the Disney Plus Streaming service. Now Disney and Scarlet Johansson reached a Settlement before this became an even bigger thing in the News.

@@Spartan11117777 I mean, 20 million dollars is a lot of money, but I don't know how the industry's works so good for her I guess