Truer words have never been spoken.

It's not techno though.

@@dandansen4261well, he said he doesn't wanna be right.

You actually got me to laugh out loud 😂

@@dandansen4261 shut up dan

That line has been wonderful bait to draw out all you nerds who have yet to realize how you're seen by others

@@MegaZeta Dismissing a whole music genre based on your own insecurities is fucking ridiculous

Pretty sure Jay loves synthwave

@@MegaZeta And we're the ones whom history keeps on proving right. Half the stuff people do today are just extensions of the 90s.

@@Lodatzor uh that's how time works. The present is an extension of the past.

..because of Traci Lords, correct.

Maybe if Watchmen didn't exist imo, that fight scene plus the credits are unmatched

@@RickReasonnz No.

Superman: The Movie has the best opening.

Dark Knight Rises is great.

I knew I wasn't the only family that did this!

That's what jesus would have wanted

I can't believe Josh replaced Star Trek.

I can't believe they're replacing Red Letter Media with an all Jack cast

I can't believe re:View is replacing Wesley Snipes taxes.

Actually...

Honestly fuck this "is x replacing "y" meme.

I don't think Crashed Ice started until the 2000s.

It makes sense because he also said "motherfuckers"

You have to remember Jay and Jack weren't the cool kids. They didn't know about all the rad and/or tubular trends.

I didn't know about uphill skating, but I just love that line. It's just cool.

actually you can skate uphill if the hill is tilted sufficiently relative to the direction of gravity

i also liked spawn 1997

Like 10 billion commenters on this video, Jack thinks he's the only person who remembers something that a bunch of people remember

Which you antude asshole

@@MegaZetaJack also thought nobody was going to watch Avatar 2. I like the dude, but his grasp of our reality seems to elude him sometimes.

​@@KilliK69 I've been watching Pre Rec and yeah he has some absolutely wild takes on that show.

lol blade 2 was shit

And it had the Cat from Red Dwarf! :D

yeah I've always loved blade 2

The only thing I remember from that film is the vampire guy going "So sweet!" while drinking blood and the terrible cgi blood.

Blade and Blade 2 are both far better than any shit marvel has ever put out.

Hugh Jackman is Wolverine and Wesley Snipes is Blade

The media literally told everyone, "Black Panther is the first black superhero movie." They flat out pretended Blade never existed.

Blade was a success at least as far as I can remember also thats why it had 2 sequels. I can see why nobody is talking about it because there has been over 10 years of build up movies for Avengers ending that you just forget about all the super hero movies that get crapped out over the years.

@@get8bit To be fair most people don't even know Blade is a comic book movie as he is a very obscure Marvel character that never had his own series prior to the movies release. Pretty much every character was invented for the film. Furthermore the people who made it weren't making a comic book movie they were making a vampire/action movie. Also the media never said Black Panther was the first black superhero movie, at most they said it was the first black MCU movie, but I understand bashing "duh mee dEE uh" on the interwebz makes you sound cool so who cares if you gotta hypocritically invent fake news? No one will notice and you'll get those cheap internet point that you clearly value so much. Obviously everyone just collectively forgot that Blade wasn't even the first black superhero film of the 90s, along with pretending Hancock never existed, because that's how evil "duh mee dEE uh" is. This can't possibly be a reflection of your own desire engage in faux outrage while also decrying "outrage culture" without a shred of self awareness...right?

@@JamesKlemm87 TONS of articles out there proclaiming black panther not only the first MCU black super hero, but the first black super hero in film period. They pretended my fav childhood films Spawn, Meteor Man, and THREE Blades never existed. I don't have to invent shizzzzzzzz. The media does lie through their teeth while sucking.

Did u even watch the review? They love it

@@asseroya they said it's a drunk background movie

These guys also didn't like Tron and Tron Legacy. Almost unforgivable.

Agreed.

@@geovani60624 more like "perfect sunday afternoon hangover movie", the exact quote from the ending, which is actually a very valuable segment of movies I think!

Wait they're actually doing a reboot? goddamn :(

some movie makers are always trying to ice skate up hill

The remake will suck, and you know it. Not that the original series are like the best movies ever. But Disney is incapable of doing anything even slightly properly.

@@suicidalbanananana Yes, Blade will be a part of the MCU

Mahershala Ali is going to be the new Blade. I personally loved this movie, and people forget that it IS the originator of the current MCU. The second one is not bad either, but the third is trash. I'm actually interested in seeing this reboot.

It is almost like 90s comic book movies were so progressive that no 'progressives' ever saw them.

an asian lead in a martial arts movie? what a daring choice

Yeah people keep talking about the greatest comic book movies im over here with the crow always my favorite.

@@roselynn6753 Nah, The Crow was alright, but its sequels suck balls.

@@roselynn6753 it is ok

@Major Gear Yes, thank you!

Those things fit together like peanut butter and jelly. Except if its in an unfitting setting

and then dead pool shows up

A vampire movie is supposed to be dark...

Raja Thyagaraj What We Do In The Shadows

"Some people are always trying to ice skate uphill." That horrible one-liner is the only thing I really remember about this film that made vampires lame long before Twilight ever came out.

I agree. It's not a good movie, but it is very enjoyable to watch especially because of all that 90s cheese.

Whistler becoming a vampire "cured" his cancer and allowed him to be in Blade 2. Or maybe they were just trying to say that Whistler would be out in Blade 1 no matter (death by vampire or cancer).

We don't talk about Spawn. Ever.

Do we? I've never met you! was I drunk?

Ah, I do that sober. I don't know which is which any more.

No.

Peter Loew Spawn was terrible though

Where do you fucking live? Nobody where i live remembers blade

+Jepze Your fault for living in a hole. Blade is great and a lot of people know this.

Don't be mad at Jepze. He's clearly in an area experiencing the Mandela Effect.

+everett von scott I live in country so i guess that is true

+Madklok Well you have to hide your powerlevel, man.

Ok

Yup, it has aged well. I thought it was great when I saw it in theaters in '99 and I still think it's great!

The story and effects are all time classic. But nobody could dress anything close to that nowadays without looking ridiculous.

I beg to differ

The Matrix was and still is awesome

3 years later? You mean 3 decades later? Blade is old. Stephen is in the movie felon. Watch that one

That was a long three years...

She is a human potatoe, she is not

No ass.

King Steve I don't get comments like this. Like really, are you THAT fascinated with the woman that you feel like you have to defend her at any given opportunity?

Well, we've all seen her cooch, and it ain't pretty. There's no....mystique to it anymore.

I remember that (i was the girl she raped and killed btw)

Or Steel starring Shaq

Now that they brought up Blankman they need to do a re-view of it.

Fun fact: At the time I recommended Spawn to my brother and he recommended The Matrix....... Soooo............... yeah......

oddly enough, the special effects in Spawn were ahead of its time, in fact they hold up well even today. But the "hell" CGI shit was fucking terrible. His costume effects were amazing.

The Rocketeer

You might include the Resident Evil franchise as well. Swap super zombies for vampires.

Completely disagree. Blade was a catalyst for the next and most prominent wave of comic book films. People'd argue Burton's Batman, but it really was Blade. Batman & Robin, and Forever before it, quelling superheroes as popular and marketable. Which honestly was the Batman series during 90s. There's some one offs here and there, but still, they weren't that prevalent. Marvel was planning on doing Spider-Man and X-Men in the 90s, but it kept getting reshuffled or put in development hell. Blade showed studios and Marvel that a lesser-known could do well, so it was like studios asked what else they had and Marvel handed over top tier with glee. THEN, X-Men and Spider-Man happened and every studio was buying up comic book properties in a tidal wave of trend. Blade is an important comic book movie. (Ironically, people didn't originally know it was a Marvel character, let alone a comic book character.) I suppose Blade and its sequels influenced more and more vampire stuff, but so did Anne Rice adaptations, with Interview with the Vampire and Queen of the Damned.

I remember when this movie came out, it wasn't marketed as a superhero movie and hardly anyone knew this was based on a comicbook character. Hell, people didn't even recognize the Marvel logo at the beginning of the movie. For a lot of movie goers it may have been their first time seeing the logo and probably didn't bat an eyelash since it was the first movie that wasn't some direct to VHS garbage. He barely had a run of popular comics at the time (if any at all) and still doesn't. Blade was so obscure that the movie pretty much had free rein to do whatever to the character.

litovietbui Right. It actually influenced the comic book Blade it was so good. Originally Eric wasn't a half-vampire. He was just a vampire slayer with immunity from a vampire's bite (he couldn't be turned) bc of his mother being bitten while pregnant having an adverse effect on him. Mutating him. So the comic's literally evolved the character more to match the popular interpretation of him being a daywalking dhampir.

Creators even admitted going forward based on Blades's success... They said it! So fact. No Blade, no X-Men, no Marvel Studios (as they are now).

+Hurbs Buckooglberb I don't love Johnny.

I think the point they're making is it's kind of weird to introduce that he has cancer and is dying only for that not to be relevant at all. It would've been interesting if he deliberately became a vampire to over come his "weaknesses" as a human.

@@averyhepburn8092 yeah in the 5 years since I made this comment I’ve understood more what they meant hahah

It's just a better movie than you might think it would be, there's a lot of dumb and bad stuff in it too, chill out

It sux dude, it just doesnt hold up well at all, Marvel isnt 'safe' at all, it just doesnt need a cheap R rating to create stories of worth ;)

And Blade is gonna be part of the mainstream now. Strange.

Loki Heimdallr how exactly does it suck??? It’s a pretty solid action film.

Wesley Snipes as Blade elevates it, without that it would probably be a pretty terrible movie.

Brian Marini The IRS are the biggest bloodsuckers of all.

I think that would make a great dead pool movie

This wqs brought up in Expendables 3 actually. Direct call out and everything.

JonTron Hey, you're right. There's hope yet.

Isn't Bane white in the comics? Pink skin, brown hair. If I remember correctly, his original design in the Animated Series looked much more Hispanic, though.

+Leee if race doesn't matter for characterisation why should it matter if he is black? Hollywood is trying to get away from white as the norm for everything. Not every character who is black has to have their story be about them being black.

chaz Davis It wasn't a joke. Equilibrium is the closest thing we've got so far.

Nope. Also Gods of Egypt.

Half? I'd say 3 tops

Agreed

There is obviously a difference between "making a group of people that's historically been less visible more visible" and "making a group of people that's always been more visible even more visible". It's the same in principle, but you also have to look at how the real world works. Then i guess you can argue whether any of it is useful or not.

aww you're butt hurt because they have a black girl playing a character that isn't even confirmed in the film yet? Is Mary Jane that much of a main character that her change in race will fuck up the entire marvel universe?

Todd Bollinger Peter Parker for example, goes to school in Queens! I don't think people have been there. It's DIVERSE. You'll find everyone under the sun, black/white/asian/Hispanic/middle eastern. Having a modern cast of characters to reflect the actually real world atmosphere, just makes more logical sense.

+Just Jax you are one of those social justice racists eh? Diversity in white movies only, diversity in white country's only. Mary Jane? Established white character in every movie, comic and story to date - now suddenly not, Black Panther, established black character, black in every representation, black on screen, I'd be fucking chuffed they were being accurate. But please, continue on your spiteful crusade for "diversity" no matter what impact that has on consistency and accuracy, ignore that changing established characters details like this pisses off fans (no, not because they are racists like you, small minded racist diversity drone) but because fans who have followed a series before it became movie fodder don't see Mary Jane as a fucking chameleon who changes colour every page. Make people around them "diverse"? Sure, a little, the characters themselves? That's just "blackwashing" to put a spin on a term you and your buddies are so fond of my friendly little hypocrite

They should re:View that movie.

+MrBing 90 No I'm well aware of how much they've talked about it. I meant more generally, people never seem to bring it up.

+allluckyseven I'd love that, but they already like 10 mins about it on Half in the Bag. So it's unlikely they will

No one ever goes back to the 1960's (or even the 1950's short films) Batman. Comic book movies have been a thing since comic books it seems.

***** I guess you totally missed my point. Everyone tries to one up someone with "Everyone forgot (insert name here)". So, I took it further. No one would say the 1950's film Batman franchise started comic book movies. But I guess that wasn't clear enough for you.

I would also add Tom Cruise to that mix also Evans, and Hemsworth aren't really trying to be action stars outside of the Marvel movies which are all CGI anyway

It would just be too expensive to train extensive choreography with Evans or Hemsworth. I guess they would do it, but it's not worth the time and money.

Wow, what an awkward comment you've made, full of pandering, virtue signaling, winking, nodding and mentions of his ethnicity

“This is how you handle social issues.” (ignoring them). Lol wow whiter words have never been spoken.

This comment is pretty pathetic. The movie chose to ignore social issues entirely, which is fine. But if other movies want to actually address or tackle social issues that is also fine. Holding up Blade as an example of how to "handle" social issues is just stupid. Having a movie with black characters that address social issues facing African Americans is not "virtue signaling" or "pandering". It sounds like you just don't want social issues talked about in movies.

@ShowiestZebra Tons of social issues are talked about in virtually every superhero movie. Crime, justice, just punishment, will of the people, duty to the world, etc are all themes in just about every comic book movie. And franchises like X-Men are centered entirely on social issues. The X-Men themselves are an obvious allegory to the downtrodden, misunderstood and outcasts or the world. But God forbid the social issue be about something like racial inequality - then we've crossed some line.

Fine Wine Daily What exactly are these racial inequalities. Because blacks constantly plays the race card and blame whites for their problems. And than they wonder why nobody really cares for them. It’s because they show no action than talk.

And The Mask. Still wish they hadn't waited 15 years to do a sequel because they were hoping Jim Carrey would come back. In the comic everyone who is the main character dies at the beginning of the next storyline. The only reoccuring characters are the cop and the mask itself (Loki).

How DARE you refer to the glorious nightmare fuel that is Event Horizon schlock!? I mean, it is, but that's just rude. I watched that for the first time in my 20s, and still woke up from a very confusing horror dream afterwards

They should do Event Horizon but on Best of the Worst

@I Wanna Die Movie Night Beat me to it.

Well uncle ben is the equivalent of kenny in southpark. He always dies in different ways and instead being sad and down , its becoming laughable that every iteration of uncle ben ends with death .

Oh god I remember when video game graphics regressed by 10 years just because "they're polygons". They were a steaming pile of shit is what they were. Virtua Fighter 1 in the arcades was the start of it. Then Playstation 1 with its garbage graphics.

@@WildBluntHickok I tried playing Ocarina of Time a few years ago and it's darn near unplayable with its fat polygons and checkerboard textures.

Here is the re:View: "The movie was nothing special. The effects haven't aged well. The script is a mess because Brandon Lee tragically died during filming which is the only reason anyone remembers it and the only impression is made on society was to inspire a wrestler that's more popular than the movie to rip off the look....okay bye"

In Decay? More like Into Gay!

A F T R T H A T? More like H O M O S E X U A L! amirite fellas?

@@indecay8756 You sed it, brother!

Why, so they can shit on a perfectly good movie?

love you man :D :D :D

Ah Meteor Man such a good popcorn movie! Who could forget the drive by scene. And such great performances by legendary actors Don Cheadle, Deebo, James Earl Jones, Chris Tucker (uncredited: mall announcer), and America’s Dad himself Bill Cosby who saves the day with his magical fingers.

Not a big deal that you didn't know Blade was from comics... the movie used the comic book character as a jumping-off point but had very little in common with it otherwise. The character's look, his abilities, his friends and his world were all invented fresh for the movie. A lot of kids back then didn't realize it, though, because they pre-debuted the movie version of Blade on the _Spider-Man_ cartoon show on Fox beforehand.

@@l34CoNCreepy Yeah, the movie's version of Blade, as well as David Goyer's original character Whistler who was invented for the movie, debuted on the _Spider-Man_ cartoon show on Fox. At the time, Marvel's TV and movie liaison division were one and the same. The movie came out years after the TV appearance, though, because New Line Cinema kept demanding changes and made production a nightmare.

A few years back, studio Madhouse released an anime series of this Marvel property.... It's actually pretty good. I think Blade is great. This is one of the few time that I COMPLETELY disagree with RLM.

The original Blade was from the 70s Dracula comic. They were sick of using enemies of Dracula people already knew like Van Helsing so they invented a new one.

Most people didn't know at the time and it really is a vampire film more than a comic book movie.

Nah the first is better.....both are brilliant tho

Blade 2 is a better movie. But Blade is pretty great given that it came out of nowhere, was made for about $3 and maybe influenced the Matrix, X-Men and a bunch of other stuff.

I actually liked the first one better. 2nd movie is still good tho.

Agreed.

Yup, Blade 2 was awesome

The Flash, Jessica Jones and Daredevil are all shit

I forgot that RLMs comment section is full of human garbage. I gotta stop commenting.

+David Garcia So that makes you human garbage in your own eyes...

IF I say my bag of doritos is full of ants does that mean there are only ants in there?

I bought doughnuts one night, and was looking forward to eating them in the morning. When I woke up the bag was completely swarmed with ants, and I had to throw them away.

fat shaming.

I've never seen anybody that seems more like they huff their own farts than you. Good job.

@@aerthreepwood8021 there's nothing wrong with huffing your own farts. don't lump us fart-huffers in with this dipwad

Lmao did you listen to 3 songs off the radio and decide all modern songs are trash

and the OTHER other guy

When people tune in to re:View they wanna see Mike Stoklasa and the other guy. They don't wanna see the other guy and an other other guy.

+Emperor Palpatine I like Jack :(

He has a name and his name is Jake!

No it's not, it's Jack & Jay

Love Rich Evans. I think it is a good thing to hear different voices once and awhile. The guys that run RLM know what they're doing.

I mean re:Views, cant edit on my phone

***** mhm, i like these better personally

Half a Plinketto in the bag

Long ago I thought Plinkett reviews were their best and Half in the Bag was OK. Now I really like Best of the Worst. I have laughed to tears because of numerous episodes.

penicillin

Alas, the catch-22 of black & white thinking. Infinite shades of grey overlooked and unappreciated.

me too it never crossed my mind. I miis the days when race didn't matter, fuck progressives

Christopher Lowery I feel most "shades" between are often lumped into "black and white" "dark and pale" in many racial politics. Of course, what category they are lumped into always depends on what is more advantageous for the racial topic being discussed. For example, north eastern Asians (Japanese, Korean, Chinese) are half the time lumped into the "Pale skinned" category (especially when talking about wealth distribution and economics) as the "suppressors" and half the time as "people of color" when it is advantageous to use them as the victim. In an interracial marriage myself (and living as a minority in Japan) I really hate racial politics, extreme PC is doing more harm than good IMO. This is not to say that race shouldn't be discussed sometimes, but when everything becomes about race, well, then you are only prolonging racism. Even within basic racial categories themselves (white and black) there are various different shades and cultural histories, so where do you draw lines between categories? Just my opinion, don't expect everyone to agree.

@@KaiserSynd1918 AKA exactly how every joyless motherf*cker that hate their lives currently thinks because...reasons. The sad part is that they hate their lives because the people they trust make them an endless pit of misery by constantly shouting insane nonsense at them daily.

@@mattsmith-we8ny like when you mean you were just ignorant of race politics? because I cannot imagine you saying race didn't matter at all during... At any past point really

Even if it has its fair share of cringe , it still has its awesome stuff .