blink-182 - Funniest banter 2023

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11 ай бұрын

Words of Wisdom 2.0: a collection of the funniest banter from blink-182’s 2023 North American tour.
Thank you to all the fans who filmed and shared these clips and made this video possible! 🙏
Joke timestamps:
00:00 Dalai Lama kissing booth
00:22 Eat it from the back
00:38 Dietary habits
00:53 Police sketch
01:08 blink-182 snacks
01:30 What God has given us
02:02 Sit on your finger
02:07 We’re like Metallica
02:33 Magic trick 1
02:38 Magic trick 2
02:59 Never quitting
03:14 Quit the band twice
03:45 Quit the band again
03:59 Travis’s **** still works
04:23 Hey Siri
04:34 Harry Styles
05:20 Weird documentaries
05:31 The female orgasm
06:08 Texas pandering
06:39 Richard Gere
07:07 Human centipede
07:47 The Lord of the Rings
08:32 Jesus Christ and the Red Sea
09:10 El Gato
09:41 Sweet Child O’ Mine
09:57 Tom’s mom doesn’t wipe
10:09 Mark’s mom doesn’t wipe
10:45 Tom’s mom and 4,000 people
11:03 Boston cream pie
11:24 Get in line
11:37 Keeping it in the family
12:01 Tom and Mark’s mom 1
12:48 Tom and Mark’s mom 2
13:25 Sexual tension
13:33 Bubble bath
13:48 Anarchy with our bodies
14:22 Mark is in charge in bed
15:02 There was no snake
15:33 Towel Travis down
16:06 Tom’s plans for the night
16:13 Discovering your body
16:47 The biological effects of blink-182’s music
17:02 60% of the time, it works every time
17:17 Exploding all the IDUs
17:39 Fallopian tubes vibrate
18:02 blink-182 is a jazz band
18:34 Travis’s sex dungeon and Mark won’t call Tom’s mom
19:26 You can’t do what we do… or can you?
19:56 Tom and Shakira
20:30 The worst men’s outfit
20:54 The meaning of hyperbole
21:32 Everybody has diarrhea
21:47 Step-dads are paranormal entities
22:11 Austin statistics
22:26 blink-182 has it all figured out
22:41 Cringeworthy reviews
23:18 Dick jokes can take you a long way
23:32 I had fun
#blink182 #markhoppus #tomdelonge #travisbarker #blink182italia #banter

Пікірлер: 110

@a2c228 9 ай бұрын

I think my favorite, mainly cuz it’s such a cold slice is “Give it up for tom, FOR COMING BACK TO THE BAND!” “Give it up for me and Travis, FOR NEVER QUITTING!” Fucking epic.

@Jason-512 11 ай бұрын

This is art in it's purest form

@johnfasitta7595 11 ай бұрын

the mark tom and travis show, 2023 - fucking cinematic beauty

@ATR1107. 8 ай бұрын

"Give it up for Me and Travis for never quitting." Fucking sent me 😂

@jamesonaitken920 11 ай бұрын

That's the thing about blink concerts. U go for the witty banter, stay for the songs, hope to touch butts with at least one of them

@keithr3771 9 ай бұрын

I saw them w/ Green Day in 2002 and they like barely bantered and I was pretty disappointed tbh

@Primogen18 2 ай бұрын

Depends on time and maybe where they were with eachother at the time. I remember the last show before they first broke up and the banter was more anger, it was uncomfortable especially knowing it was the last show at the time

@JFrohlichMusic 9 ай бұрын

"Next time you give me the finger I'll sit on it"

@arlitayasminda8286 Ай бұрын

“nice advice from someone who quit the band twice”🤣🤣

@patton303 9 ай бұрын

The world is just better when these guys are together.

@Product59Lietz 9 ай бұрын

It makes me so happy to hear tom say hey mark again

@tonyoswald3820 9 ай бұрын

When he said "hey siri" my phone actually listened and I was like NONONONONO

@Jerseychica914 10 ай бұрын

I think they're even dirtier now than they used to be, and i am here for it. 🤣 We need another live album!

@arrrrrran3043 10 ай бұрын

idk, they dont really talk about incest, beastiality and pedophilia anymore

@Jerseychica914 10 ай бұрын

@@arrrrrran3043 true, as far as I can tell so far from the videos I've seen. 😆

@arrrrrran3043 10 ай бұрын

@@Jerseychica914 it’s a shame, that shit was hilarious in the mtats

@muccmaster 9 ай бұрын

@@arrrrrran3043 Yeah they have to be careful they don't upset the liberals.

@arrrrrran3043 9 ай бұрын

@@muccmaster I am a liberal, but I definitely think it’s stupid that people get offended by everything. I think you can joke about anything you want, I frequently make jokes about nazism, racism, murder, homophobia etc but that doesn’t mean I support any if those things

@muccmaster 9 ай бұрын

I love Mark shitting on Tom for leaving the band. All the best jokes have a hint of truth in them.

@AtrocityEquine01 9 ай бұрын

it does help that Tom is taking them in stride.

@tbountybay3080 9 ай бұрын

3:02

@billymanziel5666 9 ай бұрын

He did that during the last reunion too lol

@Twilightlover_HarryPotter2023 2 ай бұрын

I love how Travis communicates with the drums❤😂

@360PhoenixFlip 8 ай бұрын

That Siri joke was fucking fantastic 😂

@zachbruner3128 4 ай бұрын

Tom impersonating james hetfield was HILARIOUS

@ivansexy182 11 ай бұрын

This is the best Blink phase

@imjoshwein 9 ай бұрын

Their live album is hilarious and this felt like stumbling into a killer comedy show. Love this.

@harveysengers1379 9 ай бұрын

I can't believe i get to see this again after 24 years. They haven't been like this since enema. They actually matured in beeing immature 😂

@brucemiller64 6 ай бұрын

Tom not knowing what Buc-ees is is criminal lol

@stokbrood 9 ай бұрын

13:54 travis casually playing the PH intro

@shawns628 6 ай бұрын

i love how travis is just playing the drums in the backround

@jakewilson1414 10 ай бұрын

The mark tom and travis show 2

@zanemartin-music 9 ай бұрын

Shut Up And Play a Song Part 2

@JFrohlichMusic 9 ай бұрын

@@zanemartin-musicShut Up and Play a Song: Part 2. (Shutting Up Strikes Back!)

@darrennagy2846 11 ай бұрын

This video is a national treasure

@ledrummah 7 ай бұрын

21:51 is absolutely amazing.

@maxpower6706 9 ай бұрын

Mark will never forgive Tom for quitting hahaha

@loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 2 ай бұрын

I was hoping it’s all in good fun but sometimes I wonder 😅 Tom’s my favorite

@TheCrfbull 2 ай бұрын

well he has?

@Hywel2thefuture 7 ай бұрын

HEY MARK... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TOM!!?

@AtrocityEquine01 9 ай бұрын

I do love that Mark makes the jokes about Tom leaving the band and Tom just embraces it with implying they became enlightened with his AVA stuff. _I love it._

@ryleynm 9 ай бұрын

He’s more so talking about To The Stars. His company with the government to help uncover and spread information about aliens.

@mightymeowz 9 ай бұрын

That's not was we wanted, that's what we needed.

@keithwaynejones 9 ай бұрын

they’re clearly in a good place when they’re talking this much shit. when you compare it to how they were 2011-14 it’s like night and day

@plaguedoctor4519 8 ай бұрын

Naming the timestamps has to be quite the trip too 😂🤣

@Blinkfan90 10 ай бұрын

Life advice from someone who quit the band twice HaHaHa Mark

@apa182 11 ай бұрын

this is pure gold! thank you!!!

@zeppelin1851 8 ай бұрын

This is why ur og fans fell inlove with u blink. Because not only were u creating great music, but it actually looked like u were having fun messing around on stage. Never change

@Leah-br6xu 11 ай бұрын

The last clip summed up exactly how i felt at the end of my show & at the end of watching this 😅😂

@Blinkfan90 10 ай бұрын

Classic banter

@thiagoaraujo2802 9 ай бұрын

i guess thats why i love this band, maybe more than their own music lol

@SalmaxKayak 11 ай бұрын

This is priceless 😂

@lindsays7232 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for this

@definitelynot_kenny 9 ай бұрын

I hope I'm just as immature as Blink when I get to their age. I love this band, they are everything to me. More Than You Know and One More Time are so creative and awesome... Travis and Mark proved that you really can get through anything and Tom showed us that we should pursue crazy things like aliens. Best band, they can do no wrong in my eyes.

@scarlyrot 9 ай бұрын

The fact that they're so immature at their age says that they're very mature to me. Maturity isn't changing who you are, it's learning not to give a fuck if people don't like you for it This is me agreeing with your comment by the way, just my take on it 🥰

@DaveRichardsonFitness 9 ай бұрын

Ahaha I saw Blink 3 times with Tom and once with Matt and the main difference was the lack of jokes aha

@methrecovery6922 9 ай бұрын

They sing the deep in the heart of texas everytime theyve come to Austin even back in the 90's.

@tbountybay3080 9 ай бұрын

Wow Tom’s yellow guitar 😄

@jonedj82 7 ай бұрын

Could watch this all day

@MRBHV 10 ай бұрын

“How about just don’t be a dick?” “Yeah, you are what you eat.” 👌👌

@esk1mo 9 ай бұрын

4:23 woke my homepod up -_-

@thomascapalbo1369 9 ай бұрын

so glad the texas reckless abandon made it

@craig2196 3 ай бұрын

as a texan i fucking dies at "Give it up for buccee's!"

@Flapinations 15 күн бұрын

real.

@swinge.r.3971 9 ай бұрын

can't wait for Vegas!!!!!!!!!

@SunnyKlein-vr7eh 8 ай бұрын

They just make life awesome 🤘

@severina336 11 ай бұрын

i can't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💌🤟

@lilstjimmy Ай бұрын

classic blink. Words of wisdom 2.0, over 20 years later. It's like they never left

@atdtheband 9 ай бұрын

unbelievably funny

@Blinkfan90 10 ай бұрын

Too funny

@gabrielmorales156 9 ай бұрын

And Travis is just in the back.

@Not_Sure_81 7 ай бұрын

That's where the drummer sits

@3dgloveanimations 3 ай бұрын

there is no better

@Archuro25 9 ай бұрын

I’m still at Coachella looking for the Dali Llama

@corrinnelindsey6568 7 ай бұрын

Why is Travis just sitting there listening to these jokes? I think he should step in and make fun of them as well😂😜

@ashleythompson8530 5 ай бұрын

I feel like, when Travis finally does, it'll be the most epic rip ever

@ChristopherLock 10 ай бұрын

there is some fucken funny shit right here

@cheffood698 9 ай бұрын

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO SEE THEM LIVE. OR LISTEN TO THE MARK TOM AND TRAVIS SHOW IF YOU A PUNK WITH NO MONEY

@RockAndGrohlMe 8 ай бұрын

I’m sitting at work on a Friday afternoon lmfao to this compilation…starting the wknd early! 🤘🤣🖕

@ezile17 9 ай бұрын

11:37 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@drummerAVA 9 ай бұрын

12:03… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@domnm9017 9 ай бұрын

1:08 I was at that show \m/

@ikirizki9185 2 ай бұрын

Classic blink is back😂

@pizzolattomarcelo 4 ай бұрын

Whatever comes to the hole 🕳️ 😂

@oscpert4175 8 ай бұрын

These boys would of been cancelled out the earth 😂😂😂

@andrewweeks448 9 ай бұрын

white reaper!

@Primogen18 6 ай бұрын

Did tom and matt have any banter in any way? Ive watched live videos of matt era shows and its just the songs and nothing in between, but it coulda been because there wasn't any. Its a pretty big part of their show so I'd think regardless of how good skiba era songs were, something was missing still.

@rewschreijewschreier 2 ай бұрын

lol people thought i was a psychopath growing up caues in public. I'm Mississippi Manners. Yes Sir, Thank you Ma'am. and ultra polite. but when with close friends n family. behind the doors at home. we were blink 182 :D lmao

@LiamJD182 8 ай бұрын

Shut Up and Play a Song Part 2

@milfordjohnson2289 4 ай бұрын

lel

@RD24LFG 9 ай бұрын

Damn dude Mark needs to chill out a bit with the ripping on Tom for quitting stuff. The first couple times is definitely funny, but i wouldn't keep going and going with it lol unless its a set up joke that Toms cool with for each show.

@EthanHebert- 9 ай бұрын

It’s just jokes bruv. And Mark made the same jokes the first time Tom quit and he always took it well.

@Not_Sure_81 7 ай бұрын

Coming from someone who's had the same best friends for over 25 years myself...I'd expect nothing less if I were in that situation. Stop whining lol

@RD24LFG 7 ай бұрын

@@Not_Sure_81 you never had a buddy that keeps telling the same annoying joke over and over? Eventually it's just fucking annoying lol

@denisuntoro 7 ай бұрын

Still hated jokes, tom quiting the band

@LouSassles 9 ай бұрын

Tom preaching about cancelation but he’s a lib lol

@vinnyb3978 8 ай бұрын

Not all "Libs" are the same just like not all "Red" people are the same. We're all on this earth together home let's have a blast.

@connormullett6431 8 ай бұрын

He's got nuanced opinions, like any sensible person. "The end of law is not to abolish or restrain, but to preserve and enlarge freedom." - John Locke, the "father of liberalism".