Bob Mortimer: Eggs & Animals | Would I Lie to You?

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Something always smells funny when it comes to Bob Mortimer's Would I Lie to You? stories (and in most cases, it's not his pocket meat!). Here's all of Bob Mortimer's tales involving eggs and animals.
0:00 - Bob Mortimer, Chris Rea, an Egg and a Bath
6:30 - Is Bob Mortimer a Qualified Dog Massouse?
11:40 - Bob Mortimer's Pocket Meat
17:51 - Bob Mortimer Spider Charmer
22:10 - Bob Mortimer's Pet Owl
27:32 - The Cat With the Sprained Ankle
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
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@josemaria8177 6 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god

@loner8325 6 ай бұрын

A really wholesome one, too

@nektekket852 6 ай бұрын

I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...

@ZsiZsiSzabad 6 ай бұрын

One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂

@Floninjalo 6 ай бұрын

He’s the real deal

@TrevorCopter 6 ай бұрын

Comedy Loki

@yezhikvtumane210 6 ай бұрын

The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!

@MovieNut14 Ай бұрын

That's the face of a broken man.

@robinbreburda7493 Ай бұрын

True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂

@Emma-xd5fs Ай бұрын

Every time 😂😂😂😂

@MovieNut14 6 ай бұрын

Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...

@RickReasonnz 5 ай бұрын

Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief

@user-mi1fh5pi6p Ай бұрын

I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅

@Matt-8989 6 ай бұрын

No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!

@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 6 ай бұрын

It just never stops being funny! {:o:O:}

@egalomon 6 ай бұрын

I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not

@Veilou24 6 ай бұрын

"Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂

@gudea5207 6 ай бұрын

“He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard

@AJ-em5rl 6 ай бұрын

whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story

@meatslayer5301 6 ай бұрын

everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved

@vulkanac47 6 ай бұрын

well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video

@83gemm 6 ай бұрын

What doesn’t?

@SykoticBanana 3 ай бұрын

Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this

@S.Trades 21 күн бұрын

EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!

@DG-pu1lp 6 ай бұрын

I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.

@j.2221 4 ай бұрын

"this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time

@walmartsucks1995 6 ай бұрын

i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it

@ThereAreNoHandlesLeft 6 ай бұрын

If you haven't read his memoir you owe it to yourself

@83gemm 6 ай бұрын

It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂

@robharris8844U 6 ай бұрын

So was the egg! 😂😂

@Gabriel-cv4vp 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!

@robharris8844U 5 ай бұрын

@@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?

@ropeburns1928 2 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.

@MCglamour217 Ай бұрын

I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!

@indianhistorybuff Ай бұрын

Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon

@susantaylor5106 Ай бұрын

Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤

@MCglamour217 Ай бұрын

@@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕

@MCglamour217 Ай бұрын

@@susantaylor5106 ❣️

@adambage 19 күн бұрын

Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤

@adambodhi431 6 ай бұрын

Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant

@mateuszScott9432 6 ай бұрын

Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!

@adambodhi431 6 ай бұрын

@@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁

@baab4229 6 ай бұрын

"Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race

@ZolaClyde 6 ай бұрын

I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈

@AeolianMusica 6 ай бұрын

As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.

@hundovir 5 ай бұрын

Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?

@A1937CX 4 ай бұрын

@@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke

@hundovir 4 ай бұрын

@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.

@Not_An_EV 8 күн бұрын

@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.

@BradleeRoss 6 ай бұрын

No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂

@robharris8844U 6 ай бұрын

Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!

@barksyboyking 6 ай бұрын

Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.

@TheMilkyWayFlid 6 ай бұрын

If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend

@mrquirky3626 6 ай бұрын

It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!

@Kleavers 6 ай бұрын

Quality over quanitity though

@Mrdreadwarrior 6 ай бұрын

The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob

@chrishopkins3316 6 ай бұрын

Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box

@PastaRiiCe123 6 ай бұрын

"A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂

@AJ-ei3ee 6 ай бұрын

Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅

@HM-fu9qq 6 ай бұрын

Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend

@djmattc1978 6 ай бұрын

I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.

@AJ-ei3ee 6 ай бұрын

Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂

@huckleberry12 6 ай бұрын

bob vs david is the apex of comedy.

@JonnyBSmiff Ай бұрын

2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣

@Pantsman1973 6 ай бұрын

When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.

@liammuhlhahn780 Ай бұрын

"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context

@emilyzahora3330 6 ай бұрын

I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.

@yuppys 5 ай бұрын

I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....

@EHYHDY 6 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤

@ahmedhamada1423 2 ай бұрын

" I don't have to breathe in to breathe out." So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢

@petejones879 6 ай бұрын

Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty

@Merlin_Price 6 ай бұрын

It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.

@SilverAFOL 16 күн бұрын

If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.

@2dark09 6 ай бұрын

I watch this once a day 😂😂

@ludoviclemaignen9432 6 ай бұрын

Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C

@youknowwho9247 6 ай бұрын

So definitely not in a bath. 😂

@galiyan06 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for that!

@johnnyjohnn281 Ай бұрын

I won't ask. 😂

@onelove154 15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@garycrane7490 2 күн бұрын

The chemistry between Bob and David and Lee is phenomenal. But Bob is the king of the programme

@TheMelanda 4 ай бұрын

"it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years

@danielarlay 6 ай бұрын

“what should i base it on, bob?”

@makeup-dances 6 ай бұрын

I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂

@AveragePicker 6 ай бұрын

Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You

@AJ-ei3ee 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@clairewheeler2937 6 ай бұрын

I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.

@AA-69 3 ай бұрын

Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂

@franksfiddle9031 2 ай бұрын

"you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GAZWALMSLEY 4 ай бұрын

Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT

@BeansMcCoy 6 ай бұрын

Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?

@joelangley7974 6 ай бұрын

The latter, he was always on Lee’s

@wendywatkins628 2 ай бұрын

Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!

@gilwood7530 6 ай бұрын

All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC

@andybeyer2230 6 ай бұрын

His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling

@gilwood7530 6 ай бұрын

@@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks

@lindaj5492 Ай бұрын

Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂

@Momo-Trio-Buzz 5 ай бұрын

Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂

@DG-pu1lp 6 ай бұрын

Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!

@nobodyanderson4353 6 ай бұрын

He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.

@dej71 6 ай бұрын

Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer

@Giriprakash8 6 ай бұрын

What should I base it on bob😂😂

@rooty 4 ай бұрын

I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.

@dissy1994 3 күн бұрын

I've watched the Owl story so many times, and only just realized, the thing that actually gives Bob's story away is: In the beginning he says it escaped and he could see this face. Then he says it was killed by his cat.

@lalduhawmachongthu2835 3 ай бұрын

Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅

@S.Trades 6 сағат бұрын

"I probably prefer soil science"! 😂

@S.Trades 6 сағат бұрын

Bob is one very smart guy. Super funny! 😂

@yushamush9849 5 ай бұрын

Good Monson

@paulpaul5606 4 ай бұрын

He’s a legend

@user-qx3eb2jx1p 5 ай бұрын

''Im GINGER about them '' 😅

@onelove154 15 күн бұрын

Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣

@christopherpenny5826 6 ай бұрын

Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..

@gordonkerr7943 12 күн бұрын

With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤

@marcushinton772 20 күн бұрын

I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!

@elizabethvarney7935 2 ай бұрын

Just brilliant .

@unknownname1941 6 ай бұрын

There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️

@malahammer 6 ай бұрын

What about the snipers friend and Inspector Bytheway 😭

@S.Trades 21 күн бұрын

An owl with a colostomy bag? Only in Bobs world! This was indeed a VERY sick owl!

@mohammedzahid1990 6 ай бұрын

This is hilarious

@Downarabbithole276 14 күн бұрын

I friggin adore Bob.

@kevinfairclough4619 2 ай бұрын

Loved every minute. Lee’s brain is wired for quick comedy. 😂

@stephenswistchew7720 6 ай бұрын

Funniest show on tv and none of it written or rehearsed all ad lib pure genius American comedy should see this and learn it’s funnier to be natural than some writers idea of what’s funny

@going2Mars 6 ай бұрын

‘Pocket meat’!

@belindamay8063 3 ай бұрын

‘A box of owl nourishment”!

@FidelChaztro 20 күн бұрын

He just muddies up the water to fuck and nobody can even remotely deal with it.Bob Mortimer is a genius.

@ElFimpo 4 ай бұрын

Bob is to pure ❤😂

@danielorgel3644 2 ай бұрын

Bob is just the best

@PatstarDeluxe 4 ай бұрын

The chemical analysis of the behaviour of the albumin

@carolynp3114 6 ай бұрын

All I want for Christmas is BoB Mortimer on Season 16 of WILTY because so far it hasn't aired in America and I'm sick about it.

@Mjhs77 Ай бұрын

This man is absolute legend 😂

@djheedless5697 2 ай бұрын

I don't have to breathe in to breathe out hahahaha

@paulcarden7568 Ай бұрын

I thought that was hilarious but there was no reaction to it, from anyone, possibly and edit was made.

@InanDante 2 ай бұрын

Even funnier when Lee collapses and bangs the table when listening to Bob's surreal explanations.

@belindamay8063 2 ай бұрын

The egg story is the best ever.

@koalabitches 6 ай бұрын

the first one will forever be my favourite

@jackbuff_I 2 ай бұрын

He is a genius.. 100% genius 😂

@tc2486 Ай бұрын

I've seen Bob's sketches countless times and here I am in tears again!!

@DamianMartins 6 ай бұрын

Good Monson everybody!

@raymondanderson793 2 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@chrissparkes6497 3 ай бұрын

It’s Lee Macis reaction 😂😂😂😂😂

@mygaffer 2 ай бұрын

It is an incredibly sick owl!

@magsjackson1530 2 ай бұрын

Just love Bob Mortimer

@Trillock-hy1cf 6 ай бұрын

WILTY is just not the same without Bob Mortimer on it.

@mikeolly67 6 ай бұрын

Bob would be outstanding as our prime minister, he’d be able to make Britain great again

@yaseen157 22 күн бұрын

Can't believe I'm still finding new clips! (Dog masseur)

@JonnyBSmiff Ай бұрын

Bob mortimer is a national treasure 😊

@PeteArmstrong 25 күн бұрын

Looking forward to the break 75