Bob Mortimer: "For the past fifteen years, I have performed my own dentistry."

Bob Mortimer: "For the past fifteen years, I have performed my own dentistry." | Would I Lie To You?

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Bob Mortimer: "For the past fifteen years, I have performed my own dentistry."
From Would I Lie to You? Series 11 Episode 4.
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
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@Missjunebugfreak 9 ай бұрын

"I have a leathermaker's drill, yeah?" the way Bob says this line while looking out at the audience like it's totally an everyday thing we should all know about kills me 🤣

@mohamedabdimohamed1445 9 ай бұрын

I know that bit made me laugh so much😅

@devanman7920 6 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@ZakMason10 2 ай бұрын

Really shows how important delivery is for a comedian. It’s not a funny line but with bobs delivery it’s genuinely one of the most I’ve ever laughed

@steveryan4410 20 күн бұрын

I nearly feel if my chair..

@steveryan4410 20 күн бұрын

The other line.. well where do u stop.... Dont u need a special light...? Pause..from bib I got a Kitchen island.... (His genuine delivery is extraordinary)

@josemaria8177 10 ай бұрын

This, for me, is the most psychotic Bob Mortimer moment. It was at this moment that I was convinced that Bob Mortimer was the modern version of a trickster god

@harryjames5690 5 ай бұрын

Qaaa😊po

@chelseafcrocks82 4 ай бұрын

Psychotic is the correct word to use in this situation

@boredtrooper 3 ай бұрын

'A t rickster god' Got it in one

@danielodonnell360 10 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer really does talk like he has no idea what he's going to say next. It's fascinating. He seems to be just as surprised by where his stories go as we are. :D

@Uzumaki.9 6 ай бұрын

Because it's like pulling pollen off of a mouse's handkerchief.

@BlastastiC 8 ай бұрын

Davids despairing "Its always true!" Is the best bit of this.

@hugoagain 10 ай бұрын

Doesn't matter how many times you've seen this clip, it never gets old!

@Lovelydropp 10 ай бұрын

I must have watched these replays at least 100 times 😂 still never fails to make me laugh

@laurentweet9254 6 ай бұрын

"ooo, theyve not used fuji!" so many fantastic lines in this omfg

@matwilliams8012 3 ай бұрын

I’ve only just noticed, but when Bob mentions his dentist and David pulls him up on it, when Bob tries to explain that he has a dentist, he re-reads the card as if to remind himself of the original statement. The man is a comedy genius!

@matwilliams8012 4 ай бұрын

Bobs stories are always hillarious but when David retells the story so he can get the scenario straight in his head, it makes it even funnier.

@_Pikalika_ 10 ай бұрын

Even his own team members forgot to play along and were sure its a lie. Bob is a legend

@rollothecat2010 5 ай бұрын

"Fuji 9 with its little orange spoon" ...he is so specific in the details of his stories, whether he is lying or telling the truth. I love Bob!

@greasyphilip 8 ай бұрын

At 3:29 Bob is doing his best not to die laughing describing the "little orange spoon"

@EdwardChapman99 3 ай бұрын

That's Fuji 9!

@gorydays28 6 күн бұрын

Littler end

@JamieThelin 10 ай бұрын

Ah, was in the audience for this one. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

@evancain4906 10 ай бұрын

@@melle7505it was the funniest thing they’ve seen

@ymac7245 8 ай бұрын

@@jumblejumbo you've just watched it...👀

@loshan1212 7 ай бұрын

how do you apply to get into the audience?

@pikachude5490 6 ай бұрын

do you by chance have a leathermakers drill

@johnmc3862 5 ай бұрын

What was the editing? Because clips are definitely edited.

@Ziggyziggy1 4 ай бұрын

17 sugars! By the 18th, too sweet for me!😂😂😂😂😂

@DandamanV 10 ай бұрын

David's look of sheer resignation as his team said the story was true is the best part of this video

@themug406 6 ай бұрын

Its not, no

@lovelywaz 10 ай бұрын

Every time Bob Mortimer is on WILTY, he's on Lee Mack's team and the most questions asked to him are also by Lee Mack himself! 😂😂

@ikraadil8425 9 ай бұрын

He is on Lees team to torture David 😂

@fifou2291 10 ай бұрын

It was at this moment David lost his last shred of sanity

@NYKevin100 10 ай бұрын

No, that would be the Bob Mortimer story about Chris Rhea putting an egg in his bath.

@tedbexley 9 ай бұрын

This very much paved the way for the Chris Rea story David's ability to discern reality around Bob was dealt a heavy blow

@YouTubeIsTwitter2.0 10 ай бұрын

Leather makers drill was so bloody funny

@peteg22397 2 ай бұрын

The way he turns to the audience and nods as if they're all going to agree with it is fantastic

@michi6486 9 ай бұрын

Davids reaction when he said it´s always true is probably the funniest bit in the show period ^^

@krazYFaic 10 ай бұрын

Love how the writers give Lee outrageous bits to make up to mess with him and put Bob in Lee's team to mess with David.

@slyhatjones 10 ай бұрын

Fuji IX is a real thing, too. "GC Fuji IX GP® is the easy-to-use, handle and place fluoride releasing alternative to expensive compomers and composites and in many cases, amalgam. It cures extremely hard and is very wear resistant. As a true glass ionomer, it chemically bonds to tooth structure, has a tooth-like coefficient of thermal expansion and releases significant levels of rechargeable fluoride. It is available in hand-mix powder-liquid and premeasured capsules." Amazing.

@Pebble_Collector 9 ай бұрын

17 sugars in a cup of tea is the wildest part of this story for me.

@leecorcoran6174 8 ай бұрын

And 18 it’s to sweet for him 😂😂😂😂😂

@Pebble_Collector 8 ай бұрын

@@leecorcoran6174 Everyone has to draw the line somewhere. 18 would just be ridiculous.

@greasyphilip 8 ай бұрын

After reading Bob's book - he did that as a coping mechanism after his dad died. He was very young, so I have to wonder how long he kept that up for

@Pebble_Collector 8 ай бұрын

@@greasyphilip Keep it light...

@XDAliyaXD 10 ай бұрын

I'll never get tired of rewatching it

@EdoKwin 10 ай бұрын

Bob *has* lied at least once, but he's definitely brought on to just tell the truth and be his weird, wonderful self more often than not.

@billjames8036 10 ай бұрын

Oh I think he has lied a few times the one that pops into my head is the sick owl they gave him to care for till it died.

@christianboehlefeld5168 10 ай бұрын

He lies almost as often as he tells the truth, but those are almost always spotted and only make the unseen bits at the end of the series. Chris Rea putting an egg in his bath is the only lie, outside of few now that they have someone else have the guest in the this is my round, that made it to air in the regular series. The sick owl lie was from the same episode that gave us theft and scrubbery. He claimed to hang a digery doo in a tree in his garden the same episode that he ripped an apple in half.

@LongRiverOtter 3 ай бұрын

@@billjames8036they really didn't understand quite how sick the owl was

@rgbmus 6 ай бұрын

The tone in which David Mitchel said “I think it’s true” the second time around was so funny.

@Kleavers 9 ай бұрын

This clip got me hooked on this show. One of my favorite bits.

@alexcumbers 8 ай бұрын

What an awesome character he is!

@ThatGuyLachlan 8 ай бұрын

I saw the story in the title before I knew who was telling it and thought "who the hell could possibly sell this bullshit?" As soon as I read Bob Mortimer I pissed myself and thought "No doubt it's true"

@dominic5594 9 ай бұрын

Bob going “That’s Fuji IX!” Gives me Numberwang vibes lol

@EnricoChiodino 10 ай бұрын

What an absolute genius

@JonMcMenamin777 Ай бұрын

My favourite clip of this absolute legend

@senshai1267 10 ай бұрын

Bobs clips never get old !!

@liloupumpkin5278 10 ай бұрын

Bob's one of a kind

@saadsalman1650 10 ай бұрын

We wouldn't survive a single day in life as Bob.

@MovieNut14 5 ай бұрын

I wouldn't survive _an hour_

@Bonchjela 10 ай бұрын

One of my favourite epiaodes!

@LinusBitchTits 8 ай бұрын

you know when you see some show and you recall a few key details in a scene while your mind fills in the rest? I just remembered this clip and looked for it thinking it was from some documentary about an insane man.

@lokephoenix1039 9 ай бұрын

Leather maker’s drill might be the best three words ever put in sequence

@Sunprism 4 ай бұрын

A series of children's picture books about his adventures would be a top seller. "Mr Mortimer had a toothache, and he didn't want to go to the dentist, so he decided to put a chair on his kitchen counter"

@effortlessGFX 3 ай бұрын

Stacey’s gesture at 0:40… bless her, completely oblivious.

@mikek2368 7 ай бұрын

He is being honest . Love him . Funny and cool . Funny bob

@__-im2se 10 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is amazing but this has to be the best story he's ever told on WILTY.

@eclectica1 10 ай бұрын

Possibly, but I'll always be fond of the Damon Hill 'pocket meat' tale as it was the first one I saw.

@prakharjain9801 10 ай бұрын

We do beg your pardon

@mrav8r 8 ай бұрын

Wolf!

@danielturner5654 7 ай бұрын

Speedway stadium

@PhilLewis-xg7iv 5 ай бұрын

It's the owl one for me. It helped because on the opposing team was nature expert steve backshaw.

@youknow227 9 ай бұрын

6:15 i think he was about to cry

@canoli72 10 ай бұрын

Access to Fuji 9 is the key to home dentistry. 😊

@CraigChewMoulding 10 ай бұрын

I like the rapport between Bob and Lee. Looks genuine.

@ModernPlumbingFan 8 ай бұрын

My favorite

@sanatprasad1594 10 ай бұрын

This was so brilliant! It's oje if those tikes I wish they showed a picture at the end of him doing it

@samuelturner6076 10 ай бұрын

The sequel to this shows exactly why you shouldn’t do your own Dentistry kids!

@christianboehlefeld5168 10 ай бұрын

His dentistry isn't what lost to a chilled Kit Kat Chunky.

@Shamman_komanch 3 ай бұрын

I looked up Leathermakers drill and my spine tingled. That's nuts, but it should work.

@manumental86 8 ай бұрын

Ooh they've not used Fuji! 😂

@Aleakwe 10 ай бұрын

love bob mortimer. what a life he's lived ;-)

@theartofboxing173 8 ай бұрын

'Bob the dogs dead' 'bring it in.'

@dazcadden6544 2 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is genuinely the greatest living englishman

@hazeljones7260 Ай бұрын

Watched this episode and it’s hilarious but true love bob on Would I lie to you

@Jovian999 10 ай бұрын

They need to start giving Bob some lies, because his life experience is known to be so insane that every bizarre scenario he lays claim to is now automatically assumed to be true.

@christianboehlefeld5168 10 ай бұрын

They always do, they almost never make the edit. You have to watch the unseen extra bits from the end of the series.

@tedbexley 9 ай бұрын

The Chris Rea story is the one

@eyedeasneverdie3348 9 ай бұрын

Swear this is the only time David didnt ask his team , he was determined to get one back from Bob.

@ououdompanhavuth977 10 ай бұрын

David should’ve remembered the detail at 1:26 when Bob mentioned that his top front teeth are false. Bob came on for a later series and his card read that he lost almost all his teeth biting into a Kit Kat chunky. Could’ve been a very short segment.

@Cowmilker98 8 ай бұрын

He certainly would have, but they act in the interest of keeping the flow of the show. No point cutting a Bob segment shorter than it needs to be, and he knows that

@user-xz4jz6nz2m 8 ай бұрын

@@Cowmilker98I doubt it has anything to do with anyone acting to keep an interest in Bob. I just think that, unlike us wilty fans, David and the cast don't watch the show back multiple times to the point of remembering every single anecdote ever told in great detail. David has heard hundreds of stories on the show and roughly half of them are lies so it's not that easy to keep track of every detail. I honestly think David just forgot that Bob had a bridge after a few years.

@Cowmilker98 7 ай бұрын

@@user-xz4jz6nz2m iirc in that same episode David recalled something from Bob's dentistry story later on

@johnmccann8319 8 ай бұрын

Bob is a NUT!😂

@Heisenhag 9 ай бұрын

David now just goes with whatever is plausible when it comes to Bob cause it's just ridiculous bobs life stories😂

@jrobertech 3 ай бұрын

"the one thing you gotta check after doing your own dentistry is your own mental health" 😂😂😂

@AM_o2000 8 ай бұрын

You can just hear Lee saying "incredible" at the end.

@lauren8627 3 ай бұрын

Luting cement is not light cured, but time cured. I love Susie's question. He didn't really address it 😂

@quartzking3997 Ай бұрын

The existence of fuji 9 implies the existence of a fuji 8

@YersiniaPestisNPO 10 ай бұрын

This is without a doubt peak bob mortimer

@JacksonBockus 10 ай бұрын

I’m just glad someone explained to David what a kitchen island is.

@ThekingdomPod1 8 ай бұрын

a leathermakers drill, yeah

@imjustanotherjess 9 ай бұрын

1:34 now it makes sense how he could lose nine teeth after eating a Kit Kat!

@caleblim6890 Ай бұрын

“There’s no exclusivity there” When Bob says stuff like that I remember he was once a fully trained solicitor who once gained local fame in South London by representing one Barbara Lighthouse against the local housing authority under a breach of the Public Health Act due to her apartment being infested by Egyptian cockroaches (long and thin, slip right in) and successfully reaching a settlement after Ms Lighthouse dumped a jar of cockroaches over the housing officer Ronnie Omelettes, resulting in the headline “The Cockroach King” in the next day’s paper.

@Showmetheevidence- 10 ай бұрын

This is wacky + it’s Bob Mortimer… so it’s true. 😂

@Gabriankle Ай бұрын

What you are really looking for is a Glass Ionomer cement or a Resin Modified Glass Ionomer. Fuji and GC are two Japanese manufacturers of such. I happen to have some GC.

@VanessaVersus 9 ай бұрын

This is Peak Mortimer

@andrewarmitage9491 Ай бұрын

I over heard them say the magic words Fuji 9 and in my work in TV I managed to get hold of some. That is not all that was delivered to his house that night.

@ellenh9381 3 ай бұрын

Lee is so fast in this clip!

@thee0581 8 ай бұрын

1:22 How can someone have such perfect teeth?

@greasyphilip 8 ай бұрын

Worth paying for if youre going to be on telly

@ohwhatworld5851 2 ай бұрын

Bob and Theo Von need to do a podcast together.

@kawaiilotus 21 күн бұрын

Oh please!

@geoffkemp-yg9nl 5 ай бұрын

The fishing show is the best tv programme in years.Love it.😂

@DEVIL4POSTER 8 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Mark-oy9lw 8 ай бұрын

You just never know with bob

@ganeshlakkaraju Ай бұрын

Did anyone come back to this clip after he mentioned in a recent one that he lost that one piece of teeth after eating a frozen KitKat?

@Jimbo-qd5zz 5 ай бұрын

Be like Bob.

@iamalongusername 10 ай бұрын

How did no-one say anything about 0:46?

@weekenderTone 10 ай бұрын

The audience said it all.

@sirsluginston 10 ай бұрын

Ive seen this clips so many times and never thought about that moment like this until now, thanks lol

@slowmo9642 10 ай бұрын

Dirty mind well I think.

@billyeveryteen7328 10 ай бұрын

Based on the audience reaction, and Lee and Ore looking like they're trying to stifle laughter, it looks like they might have commented on it but then edited it out. Stacey definitely realized what it looked like.