Bob Mortimer: I once broke into the garden of the local witch's house..."

Bob Mortimer: I once broke into the garden of the local witch's house..." | Would I Lie To You?

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Bob Mortimer: "On a dark winter's night, I once broke into the garden of the local witch's house and was shocked by what I found there."
From Would I Lie to You? Series15 Episode 2.
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
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@craiglindley151 10 ай бұрын

If you leave it just about long enough between repeat viewings of his tales, it's possible to end up in a loop of never remembering whether they are going to be true or not despite having seen it multiple times.

@kenzok9328 10 ай бұрын

There have been so many times that I opened a video of Bob Mortimer's I've seen before and confidently thought of my answer because "oh I've seen this, I remember this" and boom- wrong!

@ckannan90 10 ай бұрын

Hahah this just happened to me on this video; I was so confident I remembered what it was 😂

@rocketforthree4479 10 ай бұрын

David Mitchell described this exact phenomenon (but he _was_ talking about Antiques Roadshow instead). He talked about guessing the ending of a TV show that you've already seen and getting the answer right. Then wondering if you've got a secret skill or if you just seen it before.

@matwatson7947 8 ай бұрын

@@kenzok9328I loved the time David had a breakdown because he realised he admitted on TV that he thought it was true that Bob cracks an egg in his bath because Chris Rear once did it for him whilst "popping him in" after a tiring day. Bob was finally breaking him down and questioning his sanity

@hennessya96 8 ай бұрын

I can watch his clips on repeat and still be in disbelief and confusion about his tales so the entertainment value is still there ( and top notch haha )

@JackDManheim 10 ай бұрын

"WE DO BEG YOUR PARDON, BUT WE ARE IN YOUR... oh look, a horse"

@nancyullrich5447 10 ай бұрын

😄😄

@BrendaAnderson 10 ай бұрын

Your comment made me laugh out loud! Perfect.

@HawkOfGP 10 ай бұрын

That's a perfect context-based KZfaq comment joke.

@Seany1616 10 ай бұрын

reminds me of karl pilkingtons story of the family who had a horse in the living room

@ronmoore4372 10 ай бұрын

oh that is great. well done

@BraceDeville 10 ай бұрын

I never know which is more enjoyable...Bob's stories or David's inability to correctly guess whether they're true or not. Bob is a legend.

@davidgraham8058 10 ай бұрын

I suspect they are all lies which is why he is so good at it.

@nathanthom8176 8 ай бұрын

@@davidgraham8058except some of the stories feature photographic evidence or are corroborated.

@rollin340 10 ай бұрын

I like how David here had reached the point of acceptance. It doesn't matter how hard you try; the task at hand is impossible, as is literally a 50/50. xD

@EnclosedPoolArea 10 ай бұрын

A 50/50 chance that he gets right about 10% of the time

@JamesEvans2023 10 ай бұрын

yeah Bob has mastered delivering a 50 percent story as a 90-10 percent story in his favor. The ultimate poker player.

@the.Aruarian 10 ай бұрын

David was broken by Bob and James and learned to enjoy his newfound mental freedom.

@gavinpells4497 9 ай бұрын

I find no greater joy in life than stumbling upon one of Bob’s stories I haven’t heard before. What a national treasure he is.

@footballhipster 10 ай бұрын

Whether true or false, Bob's stories always deliver.

@pjninja9546 10 ай бұрын

I wonder if Bob and friends went into the witch's garden while playing the Theft & Shrubbery game.

@liamnevilleviolist1809 10 ай бұрын

I do beg your pardon..?? (Obvious comment.... *someone* had to say it!)

@pjninja9546 10 ай бұрын

@@liamnevilleviolist1809 But we are in your garden! 🤣

@argumentative2532 10 ай бұрын

No one has done more to make David question the nature of reality than Bob

@tjenadonn6158 8 ай бұрын

Bob is David's existential crisis made human.

@jennierayner2152 9 ай бұрын

"we will talk for a bit, then we will guess, and then it will be OVER" i love how David perfectly understands his role as Bob's foil and gives him just the right level of exasperation and incredulity to bounce off....that said it would be hysterical if one day they put him on David's team just for the lols, let Lee have a go at deciding what's bs and what isn't lmao

@SWJ_ 10 ай бұрын

All the way through this I was thinking “the producers have gone too far this time, even Bob can’t hide the fact that it’s an obvious lie”… He’s the undisputed 🐐 at this game. 🤣👏

@fordprefect5104 8 ай бұрын

The undisputed tiny horse of this game?

@lynnettesue6240 7 ай бұрын

@@fordprefect5104🤣 Having not had finished watching the video yet, I was all set to explain "GOAT" when I realized I should probably get through the entire video first. Hahaha.

@daviddestefanis2989 3 ай бұрын

It smelled of parafin and was about 40 or 50 degrees. And she handed him a toilet seat and gave him money to get rid of it. OF COURSE ITS A LIE! Omg.... Absolute Legend Bob is.

@wilfer11 10 ай бұрын

Wake up babe New mortimer tale dropped

@cheriaanderson5036 8 ай бұрын

David summed Bob up in 1 sentence. "Whatever he says, however absurd, it could still be true, however plausible, could still be a lie".

@rachelcookie321 10 ай бұрын

Bob is always my favourite on world I lie to you. His stories always sound like lies and they’re so entertaining. I just want a show just about him telling stories. His stories are always so absurd, I love it.

@JakeIsLearning 10 ай бұрын

That would be amazing, yes.

@thoydussthoyduss3732 10 ай бұрын

Listen to his audiobook

@rachelcookie321 10 ай бұрын

@@thoydussthoyduss3732 i don’t like audiobooks sadly. I need visual stimulation too otherwise I get distracted and can’t concentrate.

@fireballdick 10 ай бұрын

@@rachelcookie321put it in winamp and get some visualisations going

@zunaidparker 10 ай бұрын

If he and Henning Wehn are ever in the same episode I might just straight up die laughing.

@rabarberellum1017 8 ай бұрын

Bob always gives you the feeling he’s part human and part some sort of fairytale character alternating between two realities. One us mortals can see, and one only Bob can enter.

@muhammadnursyahmi9440 Ай бұрын

Part of me think that Bob is one of the aliens that descended onto the Earth, just like Mr Bean

@ChaosKnight7000 10 ай бұрын

The second best horse story on this show.

@rjb10101 10 ай бұрын

Bob should name every new born child for one year......

@blueTwl 10 ай бұрын

broccoli highkicks

@bluebellwood4287 10 ай бұрын

That's a great idea 😀

@paulaolson8956 10 ай бұрын

Jerry Dungaree. Neil Overalls.

@GaslightingIsEvil 3 ай бұрын

Ron waffle and John caramel Stabber and bagger 😂

@aymiewalshe982 10 ай бұрын

I'll never not adore David Mitchell's consternation/delight with Bob Mortimer.

@siononetic7529 10 ай бұрын

On a dark winter's night, when it was only around 50°C!

@darklighter66 10 ай бұрын

"You forgot the detail of the paraffin heaters"

@kwikdahl 10 ай бұрын

That man has lived a life

@chrishei3111 10 ай бұрын

There's no "best" way to live out life, but he's pretty close to it.

@rachelcookie321 10 ай бұрын

I don’t think I’ve ever done one thing that’s as interesting as all the stories Bob tells. He’s really had a fun life. My life is really boring.

@jamesflames6987 10 ай бұрын

Make friends with people who take drugs.

@rachelcookie321 10 ай бұрын

@@jamesflames6987 I have friends who do drugs, I just don’t do drugs with them. The only drug I’ve tried is nicotine in a vape but it wasn’t very fun so I only did it a couple times. The fun part was feeling like a rebel because I was like 14 but that feeling wore off fast.

@naomiarram5187 10 ай бұрын

You can do your own dental surgery - nobody stopping you..

@rachelcookie321 10 ай бұрын

@@naomiarram5187 my better judgement is stopping me.

@darreno2428 10 ай бұрын

@@naomiarram5187just need to get some fuji-9 or however it's spelt.

@somebodyelse714 20 сағат бұрын

the thing i love about the tiny, tiny horse is it manages to be completely improbable and absolutely perfect both at the same time

@kingstonsteele7820 10 ай бұрын

I hope things go well for this man, and he's loved and taken care of as he should be, because I can absolutely imagine him in a nursing home where everyone thinks he's full of crap

@lorrainep5910 10 ай бұрын

😆😆😆 absolutely!

@dannyhalas9408 9 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer, massive comedian and TV star. I know he does his own dentistry, but he's got to be worth a few million.

@lindavincent708 7 ай бұрын

If I were in a care home I’d love it to be the one Bob Mortimer was in. Never a dull moment.

@mym7296 10 ай бұрын

Can you imagine being Bob's grandchildren and crowding round to hear a tale.

@vonteflon 10 ай бұрын

Start watching at. 3:25 - David’s reaction after Bob quoting the witch - he looks like a small child, overcome by wonder and excitement!

@mattnachazel3525 10 ай бұрын

I spy a new WILTY with Bob Mortimer, I immediately watch it. Bob never ever disappoints.

@Artaxo 10 ай бұрын

Omg here we go. Bob never disappoints

@tobyb1018 8 ай бұрын

Anyone who’s read his autobiography will know this and most stories he tells on the show are true- doesn’t spoil the enjoyment tho he’s great

@arcuscotangens 10 ай бұрын

Why isn't there a show of just Bob telling stories already?

@MuzzyBarker 10 ай бұрын

Because then we'd have nothing to torture David

@jamesflames6987 10 ай бұрын

It's called "Athletico Mince".

@MrKyuuren 10 ай бұрын

"You're one of those Mortimer boys!" "And were you?" Lee is always such a great combo with Bob

@savj 10 ай бұрын

Bob's "yeah" was amazing, too

@randylucas2458 10 ай бұрын

It would probably cost me half a year of my salary but I would love to just have one beer with Bob Mortimer

@Muddrelks 10 ай бұрын

Inflation's not that bad yet, but we might get there if we put our hearts and minds to it!

@JD_13 10 ай бұрын

tell me about it, its now 7 quid a pint in my local. ouchie.

@randylucas2458 10 ай бұрын

@@JD_13 I live in East Tennessee and am unable to fly due to my disability. The pint would not be the problem

@sirsluginston 10 ай бұрын

@@randylucas2458 crazy to find someone else from east TN. Born in Knoxville myself

@randylucas2458 10 ай бұрын

@@sirsluginston Cleveland

@TC8787-yq7og 10 ай бұрын

That minimum shout was incredible 😂

@ZendenKing 10 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is a spirit of primordial chaos

@howardmckenna 10 ай бұрын

If Bob said he had a wardrobe that opened up to a mystical realm with dragons I'd believe it.

@somethingelse9176 7 ай бұрын

Bob is so pleased with David for understanding the gardening/plumbing paradigm.

@Thissitesucks 10 ай бұрын

The fact that the most outrageous stories can be true and how he sounds like he's making things up even when it's the truth make Bob an absolute wildcard on WILTY.

@barrymccullock4757 10 ай бұрын

Mortimer is a genius. When he starts riffing it’s mind blowing. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@dearbh1736 7 ай бұрын

I never, ever, ever get it right - even on multiple re-watches of the same stories! I'd hate to be a cop trying to interrogate Bob for a suspected crime 🤣 He's just brilliant, unique and utterly hilarious 😂

@Fredreegz 7 ай бұрын

I love how David forewarned his teammates about what was about to happen, to their dismissal. And by the end of Bob's story you could see how hooked they were.

@L4DReaver 8 ай бұрын

Bob has the most amazing stories, it's insane. This guy's life was like a TV show, which is incredibly fitting.

@kidneystone53 Ай бұрын

I could listen to Bob's anecdotes all day.

@meyr1992 Ай бұрын

There is nothing more heartbreaking than finding out that you have in-fact heard all of Bob's stories...

@user-pl2ix9rm1m 8 ай бұрын

I love Bob & David together! Such a great pairing of minds. This is a brilliant show 😂👏👏👏

@geoffkemp-yg9nl 10 ай бұрын

Bob is the god of this show, even with the talent around him,porkchop Johnson and a snipers dream are classics.

@TheHollaata 8 ай бұрын

1:28 what David Mitchell says about it being futile is absolutely true

@applejuice5272 7 ай бұрын

0:32 "Like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"

@imakeitwhynot 6 ай бұрын

Every time I watch the interactions between David and Bob I end the video with a giant smile on my face.

@onlyme219 10 ай бұрын

Could listen to Bobs tails for hours, he always makes me smile :) Every time I think of his 'Standard' fireworks story to myself I just laugh out loud, people and family think I'm mad

@SWJ_ 10 ай бұрын

*tales

@onlyme219 10 ай бұрын

@@SWJ_ You're correct Sargent Bytheway

@arulcd 10 ай бұрын

We actually have a "Standard Fireworks" factory in South India.

@daviddestefanis2989 3 ай бұрын

The tone of David and his team almost made me say "lie" with some confidence. Foiled by Bob again! Bob Mortimer is a national treasure! Have him on EVERY season of this show!

@jabbathehut656 4 ай бұрын

How can anyone not love Bob Mortimer. A national.treasure.

@SwordOfHeimdall 10 ай бұрын

I always get so excited when either Bob Mortimer or Rhod Gilbert are on. I love these nutters 😁.

@lindab8397 6 ай бұрын

I love Bob , he is so funny, I can’t help but laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂 watching these videos back to back, can’t get enough.

@rhysjones5323 8 ай бұрын

The comedy timing and delivery are simply sensational

@pak786ish 10 ай бұрын

David def had a meltdown when he went home

@Thats_Helpful 4 ай бұрын

this game's greatest gift to society is bob's stories and David's reactions

@nombusongubane203 8 ай бұрын

I genuinely thought he was lying this time. I feel your pain, David 😂

@tumolucky17 8 ай бұрын

I love Bob, such a funny man. Absolute legend

@user-sw5lr3bq4k 6 ай бұрын

Bob is a genuine legend lmao

@vynncenttryllian9959 6 ай бұрын

I've seen this hundreds of times and it's still one of the funniest stories ever told for some reason

@marcread8543 9 ай бұрын

Bob is so comical the guy is a legend the game wouldn’t be identically tantamount without him the guy has an expeditious mind and a surreal sense of humour

@davidparsons4481 10 ай бұрын

Bob is a boro lad and he has a brilliant sense of humour love him

@kipperrepublic3568 9 ай бұрын

This is an absolute joy 😂

@Olive_O_Sudden 10 ай бұрын

I love Bob so much.

@magnusgranskau7487 10 ай бұрын

His stories sounds like young kids "make believe" adventures around the neighborhood . Ah those were the days🙂

@huntermclaren322 8 ай бұрын

the greatest to ever do it

@johnmccann8319 8 ай бұрын

Brilliant! I remember a Witches house next to my school when I was a kid.😂

@davidspackagelp 3 ай бұрын

3:30 David looks so spellbound here, he should've trusted his heart

@wbbartlett 6 ай бұрын

Bob has a true talent for coming up with names on the fly

@emilyi8080 2 ай бұрын

actual living breathing cartoon character Bob Mortimer

@nasekiller 10 ай бұрын

come on, david, when bob breaks out the weird nicknames (ken numbers, mary candles) and absurd explanations (witches dont do gardening, wizards dont do plumbing) you know he is telling the truth.

@paulpope5157 9 ай бұрын

I love how Mitchell just *gets* this section

@sssssssssggggggg 2 ай бұрын

Me and Bob are about the same age and both grew up on a council estate. The stories resonate with my youth so I can guess right on most

@amhoody 10 ай бұрын

I saw Bob’s name and clicked ‘like’ straight away!

@richardbuchanan7124 9 ай бұрын

The fact that it was true makes it even better.

@ninetoedmike 10 ай бұрын

I'd love to sit around a fire with Bob and listen to his many stories. I just bought his book.

@mixindave1 8 ай бұрын

Listen to his audio book with all the stories of him growing up. Hilarious

@theresonlyonetruep3 10 ай бұрын

* Chants * "We Love Bob. We Love Bob. We Love Bob!" 👏😀 xxx

@MrHunter1596 10 ай бұрын

sounds like a game of theft and shrubbery gone wrong

@chrishey6891 10 ай бұрын

Distant memory to minute detail over the room with the tiny horse in 😂

@thefightzone8057 10 ай бұрын

The GOAT

@AA_21861 10 ай бұрын

The TINY HORSE

@ChrisFarrellChannel 10 ай бұрын

crying here....

@katjakoskelin9692 10 ай бұрын

I enjoy this SO MUCH. 😂 it's a disgrace we don't have this type on comedy here In Finland. Only disgrace.

@MartinClimbs 10 ай бұрын

how does he do it!? I have waited so long for another bob story, and after all my practise and rehearsal it fooled me with minimum effort

@muhammadnursyahmi9440 Ай бұрын

Well, the thing is, the part where Bob breaking in into a creepy garden is true. The parts where he met the witches, the horse etc, those are BS.

@saffsuff 10 ай бұрын

I watched this before and still thought it was a lie 😂😅

@squidink3470 10 ай бұрын

Please add subtitles for those of us who are hard of hearing! Or at least turn on the option for automatic captions? Bob's stories always make my day.

@WILTY_TV 10 ай бұрын

Apologies! Indeed, every video should have automatic captions turned on. Not sure why they were missed here but they should be active now! :)

@squidink3470 10 ай бұрын

@@WILTY_TV Thanks so much! :D

@dogchaser520 6 ай бұрын

Every time "It's true!" "Oh god..."

@joshuamorrison8332 Ай бұрын

Somewhere between 11 and 13... Twelve hahaha. If David ever leaves they will just have to pack up the shop because it will be over.

@kevinjamesdawes7223 8 ай бұрын

A lot of stories are not far from what we did as kids and teens in the 70s but he makes them hilarious whereas if we told our similar tales they would be merely silly with the odd funny bit.

@applejuice5272 7 ай бұрын

2:43 "These are the keys for the bins, u!"

@FakeYourDeath18 8 ай бұрын

He's had such a magnificent life, gosh I wish I was him.

@bgrigg07 10 ай бұрын

I've fthink I've igured Bob out. The more preposterous the story, the more it looks like he's making it up on the spot, the more likely it is to be true. He is a master of misdirection.

@barryhomeowner9293 10 ай бұрын

If he's got the details down, knows exactly who was where and what was going on, it's a lie

@ayanmajumder5535 8 ай бұрын

Another distant memory like fingerprints on a dusty handrail....

@liammuhlhahn780 2 ай бұрын

Picking pollen off a mouse handkerchief.

@ktwashere5637 7 ай бұрын

this is the perfect game show for David Mitchell

@nadw 10 ай бұрын

I feel that if you put yourself in a ludicrously absurd situation - maybe trying to float over the Eiger on a chair tied to a load of balloons while holding two live chickens and dressed as a 19th century soldier, for example - Bob would not only mysteriously turn up, but somehow make it more ludicrous..