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Body Positivity Makes No Sense - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy
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Күн бұрынAnother incredible set of alpha comedy from me, Geoffrey Asmus, at the world famous Comedy Cellar.
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I have upcoming shows in Spokane, Tacoma, Boise, Vancouver, Dallas, Kansas City, San Antonio, Huntsville and so many more. Buy tickets here and sign up for my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - linktr.ee/Geof...
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Drop a comment if you liked or hated the set. Subscribe for daily jokes. And come out to a show and listen to the podcast. Love to all my betas out there.
@ThePaulRobertDavis Жыл бұрын
“I did an incredible job. Good night.” Has to be the best closing line ever.
@ross.neuberth Жыл бұрын
Goodnight everyone. I’m Kevin Hart
@EckoUntitl Жыл бұрын
@@ross.neuberth He does kinda sound like Chief Queef
@Claego 11 ай бұрын
I mean, he repeatedly kept saying he was incredible... and he was right!
@UrNotPanda 11 ай бұрын
Only cause he was telling the truth!
@urwholefamilydied 11 ай бұрын
the self affirming pats on the back got annoying. The opposite of self degrading comedy... they're both annoying because they're both untrue... you're doing a thing about the thing you're doing... just keep telling the jokes. You're the only one who's counting.
@taj6519 Жыл бұрын
“If you’re mad at that joke tell me who she plays for?” That is gold😂😂
@CD-kh2pw Жыл бұрын
"Check and Mate Libtard" The best!
@taj6519 Жыл бұрын
@@CD-kh2pw Laughed out loud by myself to a comedian I've never heard of before. The joke had it all man haha
@danieldaniels7571 Жыл бұрын
Phoenix Mercury!
@goodscharlotte Жыл бұрын
@@danieldaniels7571 👍🏻wait, did you know that or Google it? my first thought was USA. I only know she won gold at the Olympics. 🤷🏼♀️ Have a good'n y'all 💜
@Ka_Gg Жыл бұрын
@@danieldaniels7571 named after the toxic liquid metal? Those feminists really need to work on their sports team names.
@russellstewart8154 Жыл бұрын
Little upset that the KZfaq algorithm took this long to show me this man... We need more comedians like this please
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Come out to a showwww
@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын
It's because YouRube tends to frown upon truthfulness every so often. I'm honestly glad and somewhat surprised this guy hasn't been canceled by the left OR shot by the right yet. We needs this shit now more than ever!
@skooskipotato3750 11 ай бұрын
Bro I found it just now from someone reacting to it too.
@enterpassword3313 11 ай бұрын
@@LiterallyCensoredDailytruthfulness? Its not like hes a sage or something, you actually thought he was being insightful?
@islandmaaan1115 11 ай бұрын
A REAL comedian
@mrjogryne 9 ай бұрын
The fact my wife didn't laugh once shows how hilarious this was lmaoo 😂😂
@TechReviewTom 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@luv_strawberriez 26 күн бұрын
bro what 💀💀
@seapeajones Жыл бұрын
His self affirming running dialogue between jokes is killing it. Def following
@freespirit5719 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 yes, it’s awesome and anyone who disagrees … just too stupid to grasp comedy gold (obvs) 🤓🤭
@idkwhybut... Жыл бұрын
Monologue, I think.
@Firenmage433 Жыл бұрын
“I did an incredible job” 😂
@olive8604 Жыл бұрын
That was actually the only part I didn’t really like, felt a little overdone after a while lol.
@Allenmarshall Жыл бұрын
@@olive8604 If you hear it too many times yea it starts to feel that way, that's fair.
@charlesford157 Жыл бұрын
Please don't ever stop what you're doing dude. It's ok to be offended, because life is offensive. Hilarious set, loved it.
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
I swear I wont give in to the woke mob. Sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@brandonandalexander Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus you are a true king to those of us in the middle.
@energeez Жыл бұрын
***the more you know
@soicybunny Жыл бұрын
@@brandonandalexander idk if there's a middle, people understand comedy or they don't.
@ParallelRentals1987 Жыл бұрын
HERE HERE
@declined7 10 ай бұрын
Haven't heard consistent laughter like this in a while not even from the veterans. You killed it.
@LifeOfKells 9 ай бұрын
A lot of them sounded like they were groaning louder than laughing, which was a bit annoying bc he landed the hell out of those jokes! So funny!
@montanac223344 11 ай бұрын
That old man coming with the "suck, slurp, or swallow" heat off the dome was amazing
@gloobark Жыл бұрын
every offensive joke he makes is clearly taking shots at the people and institutions that genuinely believe those offensive things OR he's subverting the audiences expectations with self effacement. this dude is crushing it
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Thank you for getting it
@iiiSK8orDI3iii Жыл бұрын
Refreshing honestly lol
@the_naP Жыл бұрын
Oh, is THAT what he's doing Captain Asperger's? :)
@mattbattaglia4694 Жыл бұрын
@@the_naP well there’s right winger losers in the comments loving him for being « offensive »
@the_naP Жыл бұрын
@@mattbattaglia4694 Found another one with Asperger's.
@dennisprivett5707 Жыл бұрын
Offensive, self boasting, deadpan texture, with a sweet & sour insulting yet self-deprecating flavor, garnished with an easily missed well-thought-out absolute brilliance. Compliments to the chef. If you're not already there you're going places, you have my subscription and share.
@pyramidion5911 11 ай бұрын
Gay ass comment
@islandmaaan1115 11 ай бұрын
Literally the BEST ive ever watched
@onemorecowswag 11 ай бұрын
you write like a white person lol
@devayonlett3321 11 ай бұрын
F150
@PT_911 3 ай бұрын
Bro.. that review ... 🔥
@iatenailsforbreakfast8209 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely woke up my entire family laughing watching this. you are so unbelievably funny dude
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hell yea. Come to a show!
@iatenailsforbreakfast8209 6 ай бұрын
@@tommyg2147 damn.
@schredda Жыл бұрын
Bro fucking killed on every. Single. Joke. Holy shit dude, genuinely one of the best sets I’ve ever watched, was crying laughing the whole way through
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Helllll yea. Thank you man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I perform near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@allencheshire9316 Жыл бұрын
Respect. Dude leans into a set most couldn't do, legit good.
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Hell yea thanks man - sign up for my dumb email list and I’ll let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@FatAlan_ Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus come to europe ya prick
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
@@FatAlan_ fine i will
@FatAlan_ Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus come to Cyprus (next level Europe) you'll make no money but I'll buy all the tickets
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
@@FatAlan_ honestly. been a dream to go to Cyprus
@AfterSkool 11 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! Bravo!
@davidaugustofc2574 3 ай бұрын
When one of my favourite youtubers is here
@ANTHONYTERRELL 10 ай бұрын
This was the most refreshing set of dark delicious courageous comedy of the old days! Thank you sir 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@taj6519 Жыл бұрын
This kind of comedy makes me think that we are going to be alright😂
@alannothnagle Жыл бұрын
Amen, brother!!!
@invntiv Жыл бұрын
The comedy rebound after all the woke politically correct bitches tried ruining it has been amazing. It’s truly the golden age of comedy. Cant wait til Rogan’s club opens in Austin
@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын
Fuck Obama, this guy is the REAL "hope".
@MagneticMTB Жыл бұрын
Most wholesome dirty comedy I’ve heard in a long time.
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hahaha i like this description a lot
@mjade1673 Жыл бұрын
Perfetto🤌👌
@alexwillis7980 Жыл бұрын
This was the most consistently funny set I've seen since 2020. Laughed hysterically the whole time😂 Just a phenomenal job
@Ka_Gg Жыл бұрын
"If you're mad at that joke, then tell me who she plays for" Bahahaha fact! Nobody knows!
@PT_911 3 ай бұрын
@4:57, bloody hell he is relentless - I saw this comment and thought "oh that's an 11 minute joke....WRONG" 😂🤯😂
@gavinbenes9172 Жыл бұрын
that granpa's answer had me clapping to myself alone in my room lmaooooo
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
sooooooo wild
@MagenRaquel Жыл бұрын
the comedian was not ready for that dirty talk lol, it was shocking!!
@sanudasa5652 Жыл бұрын
SAME
@ragnaroksangel Жыл бұрын
This guy is offensive as hell. I love it
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Haha hell yes
@SarahWells777 Жыл бұрын
Right?! You don’t want to laugh but he’s hilarious!..
@jsndude Жыл бұрын
@@SarahWells777 You don’t? … Who wouldn’t? Fuck the snowflakes, cuz you’re 100% right: he’s hilarious! People were howling with laughter for a reason. … alpha bud spittin fax up there 😂
@Rectiifyy Жыл бұрын
Being offensive for the sake of it isn’t a good thing lol
@XxgoodbudsxX Жыл бұрын
@@Rectiifyy baby
@terrybingwa6506 Жыл бұрын
10/10 comedy. No filter. Love it!!
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww - sign up for my dumb mailing list here - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@TheDrGoggles Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus dude, this shit is hilarous. come to tulsa!!!
@aquireeverything9382 Жыл бұрын
No filter, no lies
@keymianeal6117 Жыл бұрын
3/5 wouldn't change a thing
@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын
Filters belong on cigarettes, which ironically enough, may also be considered "offensive" by some idiots. *lights an entire pack of Camel 99s
@nilloc28 Жыл бұрын
That was painful. I’ve never laughed for 16 min. with no breaks. 😂😂 The jokes are great on their own but, the self affirmation and self deprecation, is such a combo.
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hell yea. come to a showww
@PT_911 3 ай бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus any tours planned for Australia 🦘??
@Igloo5555 Жыл бұрын
You ripped that crowd a new asshole and left them pleasantly disturbed! Hahahaha hilarious set, man!
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Hell yea. Thanks man! Come to a show!
@noahquiles5791 Жыл бұрын
That was the worst way to say what we’re all thinking 😂😂😂
@iamamodel7 Жыл бұрын
And it has a five inch birthmark right next to it.
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
@@iamamodel7 😅😅😅
@jezzieb4995 Жыл бұрын
The best comedy ever this dude just crushed crushed crushed it. I will be following Cletus the fetus from now on I hope there's going to be a show near Boston sometime soon ✌️😂🤟
@apidas Жыл бұрын
I love NY crowd. they're the perfect combination of shocked and encouraging at the same time. like their inner daily issues finally has an outlet to come out.
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
absolutely. best place to do comedy. a good mix of everyone
@G8tr1522 Жыл бұрын
tampa has the same mix imo
@samuelosborn294 Жыл бұрын
He totally got me off guard with the "oh my God it's just an abortion joke grow up, they can't."
@rynothealbinoryno Жыл бұрын
very self deprecating and not scared to go after everyone, and he’s unpredictable with his comedy. very fresh, love this guy.
@breadwatcher3908 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit man the killer jokes just kept going nonstop
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww
@retrovelcro Жыл бұрын
It's always a good sign when most of the laughter from the set is uncomfortable and nervous laughter
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hahahaha 😅😅
@theviking8513 Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus "The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about 50 people laughing, and 50 people horrified." - Patrice O'Neal
@k1xnt Жыл бұрын
Some of it has to be canned. So many unnecessary "OOOOooohhhhhssss"
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
@@k1xnt I don’t have the budget or time to add canned noises
@k1xnt Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus then congratulations on finding the soyest room in America
@Petrenko2012 9 ай бұрын
Hilarious!! And the coolest old man in the audience "suck,slurp, or swallow" 😂
@jeremybertram5575 Жыл бұрын
We need more comedians like this. Stunning and brave. 🤣
@iyziejane Жыл бұрын
The old man with the sex talk didn't hesitate to give an example because he was embarrassed, but because he wanted to protect us. A true gentleman.
@tuxsito5704 Жыл бұрын
This is the strongest and tightest 16 minutes I've heard in a minute. This is legit impressive dude my hats off to you
@sebfox2194 Жыл бұрын
You heard 16 minutes in a minute? That is legit impressive dude, my hat's off to you.
@palanch89 11 ай бұрын
@@sebfox2194its an expression, “i havent seen you in a minute”, just means a while
@mojojojo6400 10 ай бұрын
What type of hat were you wearing before you did that though. I mean the one that you were wearing before you took it off though.
@snappertrx Жыл бұрын
This guy: "Let me just throw out every offensive thing I can think of." The crowd: It's super effective! 😆
@kellikakes81 Жыл бұрын
This was so "ignantly" hilarious 🤣. I love how he kept pumping himself up like, "man you guys are getting some great comedy. "
@reginaldklewis Жыл бұрын
He's an instant automatic favorite for me it can only get better from here
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@seifer447 Жыл бұрын
Incredible set. I love the rapid punchlines, the "offensive humor", and the 'that was a great joke' lines. Man, you are phenominal.
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Come out to a show
@milton7763 Жыл бұрын
“It skips a generation” 😂😂😂😂
@zachcochran5738 Жыл бұрын
This guy is gonna explode, original and nonstop hilarious
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Hope you're right. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@zachcochran5738 Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus done! Thanks again for laughs!!!
@bevrosity Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus mailing list? what the hell year is it?
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
@bevrosity unfortunately many comics are doing it again. Technology goes in circles
@bevrosity Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus i live near chicago. looks like you're coming there soon!
@xxshaggydogxx Жыл бұрын
This is going into my standup collection. definitely gonna rewatch at some point
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Hell yea. Thank you!
@samjohnson5288 Ай бұрын
Easily the best opening two minutes I’ve ever seen. Totally riffed too. Wow
@olliefoxx7165 Жыл бұрын
One of the best I've heard in a while. He has that Dave Atell rapid fire killer joke delivery. Very good set.
@slavkodesik855 Жыл бұрын
First time seeing him, world class! Content, timing, transitions... If he keeps it up he'd be one of the greats for sure. Enjoyed every bit!
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Please don't gas me up so much. I'll try not to let you down. Also sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@Firenmage433 Жыл бұрын
Better self assured posture that translates in an auditorium and he’d kill it.
@PT_911 3 ай бұрын
@4:09... You warned us with "let's try this"... Dtill fugging got me 😂🤯😂
@KibaWolf04 Жыл бұрын
Oh my God I have never seen a skit by this guy before but he is pure genius. The comedy writing was fantastic! I could not stop laughing and the wit and the tie-ins were fantastic! I really hope he does a show in Vegas so I can come see him live
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I hope to be in Vegas this year. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm performing there - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - Thanks!
@bigploppa154 Жыл бұрын
agreed. as someone who doesnt associate with either major political party in the US, his take on politics is very refreshing. it gets annoying seeing people only complain about the right or the left when theyre both major hypocrites
@sluttymctits4496 Жыл бұрын
It's a little weird to say, but it's refreshing to see someone do offensive comedy again without worrying about people getting mad. Regardless of what you think of his humor, it's so important for comedians to be able to be completely uncensored. Keep doing your thing, man. You have some great material here.
@dudefire Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious man every single joke BANGS. Laughed through the entire set. Can't wait to see more!
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Hell yea man. Come to a show! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@enjoixander Жыл бұрын
Yeah, you need your own Netflix special. You manage to be hilarious while taking jabs at everyone. The world needs this kind of comedy!
@humanbeing5918 4 ай бұрын
he wasn't lying - finally an alpha comedian - true rarity nowadays
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 Жыл бұрын
“Take the whole league buddy” 😂😂😂
@Strahbaerie Жыл бұрын
Bravo. I love how he immediately congratulates HIMSELF for making a joke. 😆 🤣
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
If I’m not laughing why should they 😅
@LazyEinstein Жыл бұрын
This guy teeters the line of inappropriate and offensive just enough to make you uncomfortable but laugh your ass off in a way you haven't in a long time. A new hero has emerged.
@pudimdecana51 10 ай бұрын
What a brilliant set! His pacing, his smugness, the sheer hubris… everything well put together! Great!!
@samnewton8013 11 ай бұрын
Saw this guy a year or so ago, he’s become an exponentially funnier man in such a short time. Love it. Very talented.
@SurfTheSkyline Жыл бұрын
"LEXI!" left me dying hahaha, this whole set was the hardest I have laughed in a very long time
@rallycastro6617 Жыл бұрын
THIS GUY IS THE HERO WE NEED!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hahaha come out to a show! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@johnnyvalentino8720 Жыл бұрын
“You can’t be an altar boy anymore” 😭😭😭
@musanetesakupwanya1050 Жыл бұрын
Geez..! I feel like I just stumbled upon a gold mine!! Alpha comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was incredible!
@LakeWorthBeck Жыл бұрын
It’s not offensive - it’s brash and blunt and most importantly comedy! Love this set
@mattmcmadden1933 Жыл бұрын
Saw you open for Mark Normand and you killed it. Became an instant fan
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Hell yea dude. in KC or Detroit?
@mattmcmadden1933 Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus Detroit (Royal Oak)
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
@@mattmcmadden1933 awesome. those shows were so fun. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm coming back to Detroit! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@mattmcmadden1933 Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus done!
@MrColdwilliam Жыл бұрын
Oh shit, this guy and Mark Normand must've been an incredible show
@bandenere7774 Жыл бұрын
"They call me Cletus the fetus" 🤣🤣🤣
@vianeyboruel504 10 ай бұрын
Omg this was all too much and pure perfection. One hit after the other. Hard to do insult comedy and switch between self deprication and complete narcissism. Brilliantly done! Loved it
@rubenp307 Жыл бұрын
"ITS JUST DEAD LIBERALS" Holy Shit, best joke of 2022. Cant wait to see more from this guy
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Hell yea! thanks man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@NEH85 Жыл бұрын
My guy is out here teaching people how to have a sense of humor. Frickin hilarious man really well done, but you already know that.
@rogsolaris7411 Жыл бұрын
This guy is off the chain, the audience is nonstop cackling, love it. Brings such joy.
@shibity Жыл бұрын
Absolutely killing it lol.
@KentuckyJasmonster Жыл бұрын
Geoffrey, my dude, you are on your way to being one of the greatest comedians ever if you keep this quality of comedy up. sincerely congrats and keep shaking shit up! salute from Atlanta homie.
@LetsBuild_withBabyByrd Жыл бұрын
"AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!!!" holy shit, I choked on my lunch 😂☠️
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@alextotheroh8071 Жыл бұрын
You are absolutely killin' it dude. It was so great to see you at the Cellar a few weeks ago! Can't wait to see you again!
@5050TM 10 ай бұрын
I'm actually moderate conservative, southern, and pro life and the "it's just dead liberals" caught me so off guard from what I was expecting that I lost it laughing. "Grow up, they can't" "Abortion is illegal in states where it seems like it should be mandatory" 😂Jesus H Christ 😅 What horrifyingly good jokes 👍🏽
@ChrisYoutubization Жыл бұрын
You know a comedian is funny when the audience groans at how offensive it is, loved it
@AKZMusic123 Жыл бұрын
"I did an incredible job have a goodnight". DECEASED
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
haha Hell yea man. Thanks so much! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@justthepip 10 ай бұрын
"Let's end on a banger but I've already given you your money's worth" lolllll
@NYCMarkus Жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about the supply chain shortage - no one’s talking about the shortage of great joke writing, great set
@Adnan.Ahmed. Жыл бұрын
Props to you for not changing your style to please those who get offended too easily, pure comedy, truly awesome and enjoyed the entire thing. Great job!
@eggmanslimz Жыл бұрын
This dude is just amazing like you can see his skill within his hilarity! 10/10 can’t wait to see more of this guy!
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Come to a show! Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@frequentsee3815 10 ай бұрын
Hard-hitting & swift jokes without becoming monotonous in tonality. Excellent set.
@SuperSuperdude88 Ай бұрын
this was hilarious! and that crowd sounded AWESOME laughing like non stop!
@crustytp2185 Жыл бұрын
Probably the greatest set ever recorded by the most bestest comedian ever
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Haha thank you. This is true. Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@SkilledApple Жыл бұрын
Wow this set slayed! The callback to catholicism in your bathroom joke was unexpected and hilarious. I'm definitely subscribing and can't wait to see more Alpha male level comedy!
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hell yea! thanks. Come to a show! Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@mattbrooks8406 Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus wth is an "International Postal Code"? If you don't need it in your email form you should nix it
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
@@mattbrooks8406 it’s for these damn Canadians
@mattbrooks8406 Жыл бұрын
@Geoffrey Asmus consider changing it to "Canadian postal code (optional)". Btw, really great set. Although you stole one of those jokes from my notes app.
@pingislife2653 Жыл бұрын
I had to pause during this video because I'm laughing my ass off, but I'm still at work. Fukkin subbed!
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
hell yea. come to a show!
@BrendanTietz Жыл бұрын
Holy fuck this is one of the best sets I’ve ever heard. I was supposed to be asleep 30 mins ago but I can’t stop laughing
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
helllll yea. come to a show!
@Rpodnee Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious. This dude is exactly what comedy needs right now.
@SiavashSafavi Жыл бұрын
You crushed it dude. And that's a great strategy. Never let the audience put you in a box politically or socially. Always keep them guessing. Great job.
@Dragon_McFluteface 5 ай бұрын
The “shout out that sexy little someone” bit with the acknowledging point and nod to the guy in the crowd.
@Michael-wn3rh 9 ай бұрын
This was so good. I love the constant confidence for some reason - cracked me up. "That was a great joke. I know."
@Oceanfreak6 Жыл бұрын
My God, this man is bringing back offensive comedy! Thank you so much for the laughter 💙
@L4rceny Жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest sets I've ever seen. I was hollerin from beginning to end.
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Love to hear that. Thanks for watching. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@sipioc Жыл бұрын
You don’t have to be MAGA, you don’t have to be Woke, you just have to be funny. And he is
@Kilogramskk 4 ай бұрын
You are one of the few comedians that can actually make me laugh through screen, keep it up!
@geminiaxelrod4592 Жыл бұрын
OMG!!! I love how dude didn't give a single f*(k the whole set!!! Offensive as hell, but absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
Haha thank you! Love to hear that
@treyhudson73 Жыл бұрын
According to the watermark, you recorded this on my 49th birthday. I found it today on my wife's birthday. I consume an insane amount of comedy, and this is the most dynamic 15 minute set, I've seen in a LONG time! The twists and turns, tags, insults, insane confidence, self deprecation, just 🤣
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
This is a great comment. Thank you man. The algorithm works in mysterious ways
@treyhudson73 Жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus Very mysterious, indeed. It's allowed me to see that comedy at it's core is absolutely vital to our experience here on this rock. Gonna peep your other stuff tonight, but don't be weird about it. 😳
@JD-275 Жыл бұрын
I’d watch a full special by this guy
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
got one coming out in a month!
@alisterfolson Ай бұрын
Fire -a-minute. Def keeping you in stitches, love it ❤
@christopherdavis2350 Жыл бұрын
Your rampant confidence is hilarious. 😂
@GeoffreyAsmus Жыл бұрын
dont tell anyone but its all fake
@smexyapman Жыл бұрын
This dude is amazing. He pulls off the self depricating better than I have ever seen it.
@djdivix Жыл бұрын
Best 15 I’ve seen in awhile- A+😂
@OldManLondre 11 ай бұрын
Holy shit! Did I just find my new favorite comic!? Midwest Libs FTW
@ZumaZoom07 Жыл бұрын
I clicked for body positivity and stayed for everything else that made me forget i clicked for buddy positivity because it was all so good
@BobbyLightBlue Жыл бұрын
This guy is the real deal…funny af. He’s going places.
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