thats how i wake up

@@anthnylder8136 so true

The morning isn't complete without hearing the sound of the vacuum cleaner

Facts

Yes, Must slam Every Door

Tori Ayne > I laughed out loud when I read the word maniac, because, too true. 💀

My dad falls asleep in the arm chair at night while he watches football.

Wakes at 4am. because he went to at 8pm. Has never figured out why he wakes at 4am.

I thought that was just my dad lol so annoying

Tori Ayne I wake up every morning at 4am on the dot from working since I was 16

well said

I too moved in to take care of my Father. Fortunately he is still with me and still saying almost all these things. I’m sorry for your loss. It is nice to know though that some things will always stay with you. BTW, what’s with the pork chops?? I think my Dad loves them mostly because he can’t gnaw on them like a wild animal. 😂

Throw away nothing!

That had me cracking up

Lmfao

WHAT? I COULDNT HEAR YOU

I 60

Yep, now my back hurts and I gotta pee for the 3rd time in 20 minutes. Damn Millennials.

Ok boomer

one with a housekeeper that knows how to set it.

One where the kids have to come over to reset every daylight savings time lol.

Shae Betts-Martin If this isn’t the most accurate thing 😂

😂😂

@@sheabutta5425 i came home this weekend and had to set the microwave , oven, and the clock lol

The weather Channel is basically crack to old people.

😂😂😂😂🤣😭

Holy crap that's so true. Reiterate the message if level of panic is not met. You are a distinguished anthropologist.

This comment is so funny!

I do that 😂

I delivered papers when I was in middle school, I loved that smell too

I loved the newspaper and coffee brewing ASMR. These days as an adult, I get my news from my phone and my coffee at a local coffee shop. It's more convenient but not the same.

Is this from National Geographic Bc like I wanna watch this on Disney+

Actually its not even funny Fuck you minnies

1000th like my friend

@@tonkadriver1833 ok boomer

@@BasedSeviper I'm X'er stupid

Yh

EXACTLY

LMAO Dad breathing noises

I'm worried because I'm young but I make grunting and dad breathing noises. Help 😰

🤣🤣🤣

XD this actually made me laugh irl

Good thing it wasn’t porn! Lmao

Atleast you weren’t watching porn

Everything is wrong with that story.

Spin Kick Records dead 💀

YES

"Eeeeaaaggghh!" "excuse me"

I'm 19 and I do this and I feel attacked

That’s the thing I find the most annoying.

Plus an obnoxious burp followed by a chest pound with a fist.......

There definitely is

A fart that smells like straight NOTHING

A singular fart? More like a legion of them.

@@lynettep9309 LMAO!!!! 😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 So vivid, so true!!!!

Chloé L I stocked them for my Dad. I always brought him special treats.

I thought it was Riesen at first lol

I knew I qualified as old when I started buying Werthers caramels and missing them when I was out 🙂

"Don't ya know" just lets me know that that could never not be minnesotan

sounds too close to canada.

@@paulk5311 eh, couple hours south of the border.

Aaron Young lmao accurate!!

Dude fuck yeah

YOU MEAN MEANINGFUL

And even if there is, the decor is fuckin drab and boring

Tchotchkes

Got that too 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

HAHAHAHHAHA

The husband works to buy the food and the wife cooks it.

Christopher Yue Captain Obvious saves the day 👍🏻

I died 😂

My favorite part 💀💀💀💀

That’s me every morning haha

That is just a man. Or at least me.

That part got me cuz I complained to my wife about the same thing

@SJW libtard wrecker You're telling them what THEIR dad said? Lol

Me : that I checked the obituaries we aren't in it My dad : Thank god ( its our joke my mom hates it )

So you woke up at 4:30 every morning?

OH my gosh. My mom teases me because I call the newspaper the "dead bodies report!" My first section. Gen X here but, from crossover years from Boomers.

😂

My dad, who was too old to be a boomer (born in 1933), I would get up at 3:30 every morning to milk the cows. Me and my brother (generation X) learn quickly we better be up when he gets up, or there would be hell to pay.

@SJW libtard wrecker mexicans dont work

@SJW libtard wrecker yea because they have a low IQ and cant to any work that takes any brains to do

@SJW libtard wrecker That's in the U. S. mate. In Britain it's generally British people.

@SJW libtard wrecker Thats bs, where do you live, New Mexico?

What a racist ass comment section we have right here. Some of you should feel very very ashamed.

Brandon Charles never seen game of thrones but I know what you mean lol

For approximately 2 hours

46-41

I love this analogy. Thank you

Right as I read this I heard my dad do that from my kitchen

Sorry for your loss

@@charliebaur7147 thank you! I appreciate that :)

Glad u found this video..

Hope you’re doing well these days!

@@tvela595 thank you so much! I am doing a lot better these days and I still love watching this video :)

Nick Potraz I’ve seen you somewhere else in KZfaq comments. That officially makes us best friends

I told her I loved her when I married her. If that changes, I'll let her know. Damn, what the hell do you people want!

Joseph Ordower woah, that’s actually like super true.

Loveless marriage, a boomer classic

This minor touch is iconic 👌

Don't touch that thermostat.

Slamming doors close, slamming cabinets closed, SNEEZING LOUD AS FUCK, taking their chair out by scraping it across the floor loudly, throwing silverware and plates into the sink instead of quietly placing them in there, dropping their keys, turning the tv on the morning news at loud volume, leaving the house with the tv still fucking on loud as fuck

The stove-top fan xD

what a child

Stove top fan is imperative if you live in an apartment. No one wants to smell the eggs, burgers, or other smelly ass food you are cooking

My dad passed in 2017 too. This guy reminds me of my dad thats half the reason i enjoy watching his videos.

Omg. This. My dad’s finger has to be in the corner of every shot.

Bro......forreal

Giggle

“Please make shareable” 🤣🤣

Omg every day on every secret group post “please make shareable”

It's so damn annoying and cringey to hear these older men make all kinds of grunts and noises... they were/are "too expressive". Lol

Good luck being old Austin hard white People abandon they’re elderly not like other races in America you gonna be lonely son 😂🤦‍♂️💀🙄

Liam C I’m Chicano I wasn’t born in Mexico 😂😂🙄💀🤦‍♂️.

Liam C are you European American?

Liam C you’re be surprised man seen it that’s why the retirement homes industry is going to Boom and boomer son 😂😂💀.

@InfiniteMushroom my dad is more of a radio guy than newspapers, but man, he roasts our politicians for breakfast 😂

@InfiniteMushroom and no matter how much people think their side is right, they're always wrong because all sides are filled to the brim with assholes

this is my dad with the coffee and glasses, but he reads the wall street journal online and sends me articles, but i can’t read them because i don’t have a subscription

This shit is universal. I'm Asian.

@@fourtwenty1813 hahahaahahahah

Damn your mom always eatin X? Tell her to invite me over too tf. 😂

Sounds like me

@@Indi 😂

my grandpa said that about cheese puffs even though he had a couple heart attacks

My mom says this about salt because she thinks it doesn't effect health if you eat a lot of it

I wish I can get up at 3:45 and head to work by 4:30 😂 but I stay in bed till 7 am and don’t get home till 5:55 or 6:00 pm. Hell I’m lucky enough if I ever make it to work at 7:45 am sometimes if I wake up extra early like 4:55 I can be at work by 6:50 😂

They still sell those thermoses. Keep water super hot well over 24 hours. I have one that belonged to my grandmother, but hers had a giant cork

Carhart and a hat? Pretty common still I thought, damn. I need a new wardrobe.

@@recoveringsoul755 they are a godsend in the winter time. always nice to have something warm to sip on.

A lot of blue collar folks wear Carhartt jackets and a ball cap. I knew kids in high school that dressed like that.

Monroe Literally how my little brother dresses

I know I don't like him, I just don't know why yet!

Ha jokes on you I’m a female who just turned 40 and this is me for the last 5 years already.

Yes...it'll happen sometimes after a lifetime of hard work, sacrifice, supporting a family, and simply being worn the fuck out.

@@walterzoomie 100% correct that's how my father is!lol

I'm twenty six and I already feel like this it just means you've seen the same shit before haah

Waking up at 4am to drink milk was your favorite childhood memory? Jesus, off yourself

I was laughing so hard at that

😂 sounds awful

BOAH NATION That’s hellish!

Good thing this video was shot in the only country that matters. :)

@@saiga12forme88 Calm your tits.

@@saiga12forme88 funny. It's an absolute hellscape here in the states.

dead, bro lololololol

"they just don't get things done ike they used to"

Young Frosty I’m guilty

Yep and don't you dare even think of taking the remote! He would wake up instantly swearing he had NOT fallen asleep! So darn annoying!

😌😌 i thought only My dad did this! Its like turning on a switch and he's asleep!

Thats me and I'm only 28

"Im not asleep, i am just resting my eyes." -Every guy that nods off during a movie.

Since you're so grateful here's a bunch of jobs for you to do

Yes❤

I'm pretty sure that's the sickest burn I've read all day.

lmfao

Hahahahha

gotemgotemgotem

They would argue that the life support machine is "useful" technology and that smartphones are just for messing around. Well gee I didn't know managing my bank account and applying for a job on my smartphone was "messing around". Furthermore... Didn't boomers create smartphones?? *Drops mic*

Nah don’t you know? Back in their day, bread was too expensive to buy, so they could only eat grass and 10 mile walks to school in the morning.

True Boomer years really end around 61-62

Boomer years are 46-64

@D. F. Gen Y and millennials are the same group... You're thinking of Gen-Z, which depending on who's metrics you look at, start around 96'-98'.

Toasters have been around since 30s, strange looking contraptions. efore that toasted in oven. I have toast over a campfire. Toast= easiest food to fix.

I just bought a Stanley thermos. It will be the last one I’ll ever need. Boom.

My dad still has his

My dad had his 40+years

That’s disgusting. It’s only going to make their coffee taste bitter and stale.

Bailey Todd ahhh I do the same thing

CapnCody1622 that’s the point bud, I like my coffee like motor oil haha

CapnCody1622 millennial

Yea. Just rinse the thing out once a day with warm water. No soap, no wiping it down

You don't even have to be a Boomer for that one. I'm GenX and I have to do that sometimes now..... lol

That’s just being far-sighted lol

@@nyeoncolors6949 wrong, presbyopia.

Hey. It has been 3 years... are you still died?

Lol!! I have a thermos like that....going on 27 years😁

Okay but for real how does it take six months to fix a FOUR FOOT LONG BRIDGE?

@@IncredibleMD is that to long of a time? seems about right to me

Tbh, sometimes the organic label is just bs to make you pay more.

@@MrFredstt No, no it isn't. Food needs to be certified to be labeled as organic.

@@maxxcastillo9347 Yes, yes it is. For example, you can label beef as "grass fed" but what that means is you can feed your cow grass for short period of time but feed it grain the rest of the time.

@@MrFredstt Actually it's a legal term strictly defined by the USDA that requires lots time, money, and inspections to be used. It only applies to food and other crops (like cotton) though. The specific definition can vary country to country. Whether or not it's actually better for you or for the environment is up for debate. Personally I don't think it is and I grew up on an organic farm lol

That’s hilarious

'Early worm gets.......the worm' - Michael Scott (not a boomer, Gen-X)

Second mouse gets the cheese.

FABULOUS DOLPHIN Not me son.

İts true bro

Never said this in 66 years of life.

Mine too. Laughed as we both got older, his laughter followed mine after asking "What?". But Oh My Dog not a day goes by that I don't miss him. Or see something only to think Da would love this. Or hate it. Dads are a special type of funny.

Yea there is a old slob at my local bar that does that it's annoying AS FUCK !!! every person who walks in "that's my cousin,daughter in law, second aunt blah blah . " Like dude STFU !

My step dad does this but with my workplace. He goes to multiple buildings in the company to do their AC. Basicly, imagine working at best buy and it goes. Dad : Did you hear Frank had a baby? Me: What? Who is Frank? Dad: You know frank he does accounting for the best buy 50 miles from you. Me:Why would i know frank? Dad: You totally met Frank. He has the hair.

Even Caribbean immigrant baby boomers do this. XD

Mine still eats it that way 🤣

But why, my dad did the same thing . Saving on the butter, who know 🤣

Nack Galifinoffermis? I love that guy.

@@dantesinporno Swanson

He is. 😂😂

I dunno if he has the mustache game to fill in the back half of that combo...

An even more plump Baker Mayfield

Well, that's fantastic.❤

The older you get the better your priorities are

Im in love w/him already lol

What? No social media?

This is the most wholesome thing I've read

I wish I would have spent more time with my grandpa. One of my favorite memories is when I ran into him at a Wendys on my way back from classes when he was on lunch break with my uncle. He bought my burger and we sat around talking for about an hour.

Morning coffee, toast and newspaper is sacred time. Shared with a grampa, then it's church. I learned to dunk from my Dad. Skills passed on to the younger generation.

@@ourtube4266 I'll bet it was one of his favorite moments in time with you ❤

This is a sentiment I would like to hear more about.

MultiHugobugo my dad is like this except a liiittle less bossy and a lot more of a doer

The man puts food on the table...

Ronald Cole how do u know

@@ronaldcole6101 Who, my father?

P

He knows his viewership ;).

@Sorek Ben-Ephraim I love these comments cause I personally don't think it's relevant to the time period. These things kinda naturally happen as you get older lol

>Americans. >Whining. Ye.

@ג'וקר נשי Can you blame them? I’d rather be stuck in the past than continue to deal with the 21st Century that’s overrun with spoiled, trust fund millennial low IQ morons, who claim that “males” can menstruate, cancel anyone who disagrees with them, support elementary aged children undergoing gender reassignment therapy, and think white supremacists are hiding around every corner just waiting to jump out and kill them. I couldn’t make up this shit if I tried….

Well our kids are grown lol and we really don’t GAF about computers bc our wives take care of all of that. Or our children.

"I need to change into what everyone else thinks I should be"- the mellenial motto. Wish I was a boomer.

@@B.D.B.Outdoors304 do you want a cookie or something mate

@@nihilisticbarbie dude, I would love a fuckin cookie

@@B.D.B.Outdoors304 I want an Oreo

@@nihilisticbarbie chips ahoy please.

Same I completely lost my mind lol 😂 my dad is a FARMER boomer and has that thermos AND a grungy gross lunch pail since 1980

My dad is a bit older, but also has a thermos from a long time ago. I think the early 1980s?

My dad has been bringing the same plastic travel coffee cup with a picture of an eagle on it to work since I can remember. At least 20 years 😂

Your dad is not a boomer. He's GenX.

Thank goodness it's not on Smellovision!

So far this is like the 900th comment saying something about dad noises. I had to finally say something because until this moment I just thought my dad must be the worlds most annoying person. The noises that man makes..... smdh. It’s been many years since I lived in his house but I can still here him in the mornings. Sniffling, coughing, sneezing, clearing his throat, talking to the dog and the cat, walking around seemingly opening and closing everything with a hinge in the house all while have zero regard for anyone not awake at 4am. Used to drive me insane. Turns out he’s just a dad.

Literally same

C M affirmative! And blast it like it’s 5pm in the evening

Or put the radio on so loud that you can't even think straight

InfiniteMushroom that sounds really peaceful

Then my grandpa's not normal. He doesn't let the TV turn on until he has drank one and a half cups of coffee.

gen x'er parents here.

paladin876 Actually boomers are worse than any other generation. They have no concept of other people’s existence and rights. Case in point: how many boomers have you seen look when crossing the road? I have yet to see any do it.

@@matthew8153 Baby boomers are the demographic cohort following the Silent Generation and preceding Generation X. The Baby Boom generation is most often defined as those individuals born between 1946 and 1964. Wikipedia Period: 1946 - 1964 Trending Population: Data from the U.S. Census Bureau show that there are 76.4 million baby boomers.

paladin876 We won’t be better. But we won’t be reading newspapers on paper. Or getting up at 4am for the hell of it.

@@Y2Kr4SHM4N you'll be getting up at 4 a.m. once your pineal gland calcifies lol.

paladin876 Pretty sure that already happened to me as a teenager. I don’t sleep deeply for long, so sleep for longer durations. Won’t be any 4am norm for me, unless work demands it!