If you drink 5, 5hour energy shots, you unlock that extra hour in the day that everyone wants

You didn't have to attack my dad like that with the pop, man is a history teacher and drinks 4-6 cans of DC a day easily. 😂

Nailed those transitions between the caffeine types.

Black coffee drinker here. Back in my day, there were no energy drinks. I watch the energy drink people sometimes drink a hot cup of coffee right before bed. It's like warm milk to them.

At the end, see the man’s commitment to his audience, the sacrifices he makes for you and I in order to bring us a mere 3 minutes of entertainment.

As a person whos used cocaine multiple times, I once had to drive 5 hours back from an out of town construction job, and i felt dangerously sleepy driving i noticed i kept dozing off an i thought "this isnt safe im gonna fall asleep behind the wheel and crash the truck" so i bought an extra strength 5 hour for the first time and let me tell you, the sweaty palms and jitters and overall heightened sense of awareness was very similar to being on cocaine, except with 5 hour energy you dont crash out for 4 ish hours

As an Eighth Grade Social Studies teacher who was watching this during lunch, drinking my Diet Coke, this was gold.

Haha, I’d even go as for as separating those who drink black coffee and those who use cream and sugar ☕

Be sure to swing by Holiday and get your caffeine of choice 👍

Military peeps tend to down energy drinks like water, similar to the Construction Workers loool

They way he nailed the hot coffee crowd😭 my grandparents had a collection of coffee stained mugs that they took to work with them every morning, it was so cute

Not bad, one you missed is the trucker that gets a coffee, a big gulp and an energy drink

You nailed the iced coffee drinker! My wife is a all year iced coffee drinker , also complains about being cold. Lol

I knew someone in college who had a large coffee addiction/dependence to where she would drink 3-4 cups every day to stay awake with a mug that she carried and refilled time and time again. I told her one day to get caffeine pills that come 500mg per pill as a joke. The next week when I saw her, she was drinking only water and only later thanked me on my joke that she took as a recommendation. 💀

As an electrician who goes through 2 Red Bulls a day, this video is 100% on point

I feel like the people who drink 5 Mountain Dews a day are also their own category.

One of my coworkers had 4-5 5 hour energies every day. He had a stroke at 30. Luckily he pulled through but he doesn’t touch the stuff anymore.

Mechanics choice is soda for about 70 percent of us and can't forget our crippling nicotine addiction

Iced tea? My mom doesn’t drink water, just unsweetened iced tea at all times of day. And don’t forget the recovering addict who drinks decaf and pretends they aren’t 5 minutes from a breakdown.

I drink piping hot black coffee in my stainless STEEL canteen, the heat enhances the flavor.

The construction worker monster part was dead on. I do construction and I have one at 5am, 9:30am break, and at lunch.

I love the half-step to the iced coffee. Fantastic move. Watched that moment several times. Lol

As a truck driver that starts at midnight, it's the giant travel mug of coffee and a nock off 5 hour energy for me.

Holiday is criminally underrated as far as gas stations go… Non-midwesterners can’t relate😭

Summer: Cold brew coffee at home. Make huge batch Sunday ready for the week. Has crap ton of caffeine and tastes great. Winter: Hot Coffee in morning and yerba maté afternoons

Not a teacher, but a similar occupation, and you really called me out with the Diet Coke there 😂

How can this guy's skits be so deadly accurate?

The one with the diet soda is so true. Growing up in Texas, every teacher i ever had either drank diet, Dr Pepper or Diet Coke

I was the angsty teenager drinking diesel monster 😂 I remember going out to this ice skating rink that alot of people from my middle school went to, and they had a monster vending machine. My parents forbid me from any energy drinks so this was my way of being independent

LOL the school teacher thing was so true. I am laughing so hard 😂

The 3 for 5 on the red bulls gets me every time. And yeah I know drinkin 2-3 Red Bulls a day is bad but god dam how else am I suppose to get motivated to paint houses. Haha😂

You are 💯 percent correct on the not warshing your coffee cup!!

At one point in my life I was legit taking caffeine pills and getting Grinds coffee pouches

I loved that hot coffee stereotype

You can’t make videos fast enough every single one has been amazing!! Look forward to more!

Aircraft maintainer for 17 years, in the AF I used to have to drop a 5 Hour in a Monster to be functional lol

Summer: Monster Zero, two cans a day Winter: Coffee all day every day.

This man could watch paint dry and it would still be hilarious 😂

Another banger, good job guys ❤️❤️❤️

Good lineup but you forgot my favorite, gas station cappuccino for the road!

You nailed the big gulp for teachers lmfao. As a teacher I can confirm

As a cardiac nurse we once admitted a teen who had had cardiac problems from drinking too many “ monster” drinks. Bad arrhythmias.

favorite content creator. mans is the man

Teacher here. We drink coffee. That’s why there’s always a coffee pot in the lounge, we’ve gone through Starbucks, or we get a coffee truck in the morning on a rare Friday. You did the hallway walk right, though. 👏🏻 👏🏻

My high school basketball coach was a math teacher and he would legit show up to practice everyday with a bottle of diet coke

He got me, hot coffee type one, to a tee! But hey when you have no coffee, mixing Arizona tea with a Monster drink was a go to when I worked over seas.

Miles, you hit the nail right on the head there. I'm the guy with a pile of 5 Hour Energies in the cooler in my truck that's chopping meat all day while stompin' my boots and singing the whole time. And they don't provide five hours of energy, trust me. Lol.

I see construction workers at our Caseys with monsters all the time! And my teenager friend who games loves his energy drinks! Keep it up, you are so accurate.

iced coffee, black.... year round. I'll drink iced coffee in winter while shoveling 2ft of snow while wearing a t-shirt.

I’m the Mountain Dew guy that sometimes settles for coke or Pepsi but always a soda first thing in the morning preferably from a can or plastic bottle, I save the glass bottle cokes for the afternoon! Not a teacher… 🤣 yet

Why are you so right?! As a teacher, I knew you were going to say Diet Coke. But I prefer the giant unsweet iced tea from the dispenser right next to that pop machine 😂😂

this was hilarious and very accurate first time watching, now subscribing

You missed one person with iced coffee: cooks. Starbuck’s pre bottled Frappuccinos are the perfect consistency to chug in a terrifyingly long sip, followed of course by a dr pepper, no ice.

The Diet Coke thing is so accurate

Right On!!! I was working almond harvest and drank on of those 5 hour energy things. Them took a 3 hour nap immediately after.

What if your one of those people that like all those and tend to mix it up a little? Hahahah great video!!!

Bahahahahaha...I'm a regular hot coffee drinker and I always joke that I want it so hot I don't have any tastebuds left 🤣

This needs to be a series of what your gas station purchase says about you; also holiday Vs kwik trip needs to happen

Lol “alright let’s go on to number 2 caffeine follow me” moves 1 step lol 😂

I feel called out as an ice coffee drinker! WA raised, living in ND for college I was the only one ordering one when was snowing sideways at -40

Then you got the fishing guys who put 5 hours into their unleaded monster

“Monsters are like water to construction workers and pissed off edgy teenagers playing video games in the basement.” Me: *sweats in audio engineer*

That was awesome, nicely done!! 🤣

One minute in and I am cracking up already. 😁😂

I love how clearly he calls out Ryan the Tshirt guy with the 5 hour energy comparison.

I'm 74 years old. I drink a large black coffee to wake up and then I have a five hour energy drink to keep me awake for an hour before I take my nap before noon.

Myles-you inspired me to skip my vanilla cappuccino and scone this morning from my favorite coffee shop. I went to Kwik Trip for a black coffee and donut. 😂

You deserve the like just for the outro. Keep up the good work!

I cut caffeine out of my diet in May 2014 and it was one of the best things I did. No more reliance on it. Got tired of needing caffeine everyday to wake up. I feel much better without it at 29.

Oh dang 13 seconds ago

I think you should add retail workers with the energy drinks because my entire store staff is redbull dependent lol

5 hour energy depends on the person. For me it doesn't take much caffeine to get me awake. However when I used to work a desk job for 12 hours a day (respect to those who do those jobs. I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did) I would on rare occasions have a 5 hour energy drink. It was reserved for days where I barely got sleep the night before (delayed return flight due to weather, babysitting an infant niece/nephew who had a restless night, lost track of time while hanging out with friends/family, etc). The caffeine buzz would last most of the day. I believe one day it was 16 hours before the jitters went away. One time I mixed a five hour and an energy drink. Thought the energy drink would be enough and it wasn't. Never doing that again.

Lol the teacher one was so good!

I am a hot black coffee drinker and always have been.But there were times I also (additionally) mixed 5 hour energies with liquid oxycodone for bootleg speedball. it kind of worked. The oxy did at least. lol

I love these videos!

Love how he says pop in from Pittsburgh so its nice to here it from other people

That iced coffee transition gave me a good chuckle lmao

Night time custodian- we live on energy drinks some days 🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a mechanic I do all of them

Omg. That 5 hour energy is on point

The last 2 drinkers were a bit off because you could add a few more drinker types, and there's also those who drink tea or take caffine supplements/vitamins.

That's not how we do it in Boston as far as iced coffee goes 😭🤣 you doing my Dunkin medium iced dirty man

Energy drinks- every emergency services worker ever!

Circle K gas stations are awesome, that sip and save is a great deal

Fav one yet

This is your funniest outtro ever

I used to work construction summers during college and my boss would drink a coffee and mountain dew every day. Started the day with the coffee and wouldn’t touch the Mountain Dew (which was purchased cold) until like 11:30 when it was lukewarm/warm

The walk with the soda made me laugh so hard

What? No accompanying snacks? Donuts for the hot drinkers. Every time. Combos for the Monster crowd.

Warehouse guy, definitely drink monster how you described the first one...unless it's a Bang day. But god damn I straight died when you called the OG terrible monster Diesels lol.

Great ending! Hilarious!

I always drink hot coffee either black or with a tiny bit of milk but now you got me wanting iced coffee. Probably should wait until the weather is warmer though.

HAHAHA,,,,so true. I'm the guy with my own tumbler. BUILT, stainless steel. Never wash it, just rinse out with hot water to get any gunk out of it. Yep, the stains are there. However, during the summer here in N.M. it stays the 90's from end of Spring till mid October. So I make not ice coffee, but cold brew coffee myself. Have 4 half gallon mason jars, two making for over 72 hours and two ready to drink.

Delivery truck drivers( beverage companies, food service) take a 5 hour extra shot and with any 240-300 mg cf 16oz energy drink or a 20oz Red Bull.

You nailed it!!!!!

I've done all them, but I don't really drink any anymore. I was doing a 32oz coffee for the day.

😂😂😂 Spot on with the school teacher thing!! I drink Diet Coke all day!!

Hey youbetcha love the videos I work construction with a go who doesn’t go to the gym but will chug pre workout, just to sit on an excavator he doesn’t get a lot done but that excavator is moving constantly.

That was funny asf I love you

Can confirm! I'm a teacher and Diet Coke is my go-to during the day bookended by black coffee.