Fake Star Wars figures have never been this beautiful. And by beautiful, we mean grotesquely mutated!
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@Zevbutt24 жыл бұрын
My god. The clone engineer’s right arm wasn’t badly broken it was just another left arm. Honestly a genius move on the part of the bootleggers. A full figure with only 6/7ths the amount of moulds to fill.
@scottcowan73437 жыл бұрын
Imagine a bootleg boss Nass figure. I shiver at the thought.
@sup2097 жыл бұрын
There has to be some out there. If there's a bootleg Biggs, then there's probably a bootleg Boss Nass.
@zachduperron85434 жыл бұрын
Oh god!
@nicholsjoshua154 жыл бұрын
He would be thin and handsome.
@jenniferdunstan50653 жыл бұрын
@@sup209 and he would be called boos niss
@bentramer6823 жыл бұрын
What about a bootleg Jabba
@DCXanatos7 жыл бұрын
Woke my family up laughing at 'Post Death Star explosion Biggs Darklighter'. Brilliant!
@siotsoni98547 жыл бұрын
These "lightsabers" remind me oddly much of The Penetrator from Saints Row 3.
@ILikeToLaughAtYou7 жыл бұрын
Oh they're not light sabers.
@Beefaronii_4 жыл бұрын
Light Penetrators
@tacticaldumbass29143 жыл бұрын
The " dong blade "
@purpleYamask3 жыл бұрын
This is why the official toys try using transparent colored plastic-
@AllenZrust7 жыл бұрын
I don't like cheap paint. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
@AllenZrust7 жыл бұрын
Ridog_ I try.
@yadabub7 жыл бұрын
Have some sand. And a bit of gravel. Add some cement. Enjoy the concrete.
@yadabub7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the water. Or the sand.
@kennethmalone46896 жыл бұрын
Anakin is not amused with your apparent effort at mockery.
@mobius2735 жыл бұрын
And causes lead poisoning
@RFC35147 жыл бұрын
7:18 - They didn't forget to turn his arm around; they just assembled that one with *two left arms*.
@KasumiRINA4 жыл бұрын
Well, whoever assembled it must have done it with his own *two left arms*
@fallenwolf33684 жыл бұрын
@@KasumiRINA or did you mean they assembled it with there two left feet?
@bentramer6823 жыл бұрын
They molded it from a poseable figure who's arm happened to be turned over and shot the goo in the mold, i assume.
@ChrisHominski7 жыл бұрын
thats not Biggs, that's Stinky Diver! A former navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor!
@lasarousi7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if meltman also made a comeback
@justindoyle90247 жыл бұрын
topher minski oh fuck you're right
@FelixTheGhost7 жыл бұрын
Needs a Prometheus action figure.
@dicapriodelorean28887 жыл бұрын
meltman came back as boba fett
@glub-kitchen-imp7 жыл бұрын
topher minski The show shall be called "Star Action League Wars Now"
@VladyO4 жыл бұрын
"Why didn't Chewie get a medal?" Welp, that didn't age well.
@finngray14764 жыл бұрын
Yes outdated
@thesuperloregod48157 жыл бұрын
These Bootleg figures are based on: 2013 Biggs Darklighter 2002 Jango Fett 2013 Episode 2 Anakin Skywalker 2013 Padme Amadala 2013 Darth Vader 2013 Clone Pilot 2013 Clone Sargent 2007 Luke Skywalker 2011 R2-D2 2015 BB-8
@staley1014 жыл бұрын
That's dedication. Or a good collectors guide.
@Dogasupreme4 жыл бұрын
BB-Eugh*
@TheWizardGandy7 жыл бұрын
Is that a bootleg Ashens couch?
@tti33267 жыл бұрын
ITS MY CHARACTER! I'M THE TRASH MAN! I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE RING! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE! AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN, AND I BASH THE GUY WITH IT!
@bagelman107 жыл бұрын
V
@lettucefire7 жыл бұрын
ashens spared no expense in ikea for his office furniture it seems :)
@leecairnduff80217 жыл бұрын
+sine moderamine It is
@5HREDD3R7 жыл бұрын
Poundland has a furniture department now.
@randolfiserman52017 жыл бұрын
"What will the children want to play with this Christmas?" The desiccated corpses of their favorite Star Wars characters. "Yes, of course"
@bobriemersma7 жыл бұрын
I have no grandchildren but I feel it is my duty to obtain a cache of these as Christmas gifts. I'd hate to disappoint the hypothetical future urchins by failng in my grandparental responsibilities.
@ShiftyMoses7 жыл бұрын
padme's been playing with homer's make up shotgun
@BloodfelX7 жыл бұрын
10:40 I like how on the far-left it appears as if Luke is trying to ignore Padme's advances. For obvious reasons.
@ilikethecokev27 жыл бұрын
A custom R2-D2 soda fountain WOULD be pretty sweet to own.
@AtheistOrphan7 жыл бұрын
ilikethecokev2 - Or a pedal bin?
@ilikethecokev27 жыл бұрын
Atheist Orphan Eh, that's too cliche.
@imwithstupid0867 жыл бұрын
I love that Jon Willems score at the beginning.
@autumnleaf36677 жыл бұрын
I love how when you put luke down, Leia went in for a big hug.
@williamlydon25547 жыл бұрын
The sad part, that "Boba" mold was legit sold by Harbro in that manner, i was bummed as hell when i took him out of the box, and found him in that Alkward pose.
@FunnyQuackers7 жыл бұрын
They have seen horrors we have yet to experience as the human race.. Some of them even mutated through hundreds of generations of suffering...
@juankilograno41287 жыл бұрын
i play porkemon go everyday
@juankilograno41287 жыл бұрын
i play pokemon go
@ijakerz937 жыл бұрын
MemesDisgustMe I lold
@juankilograno41287 жыл бұрын
when i wake up
@TheDutchGhost7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps they are from a future in which the stars are right/in position and the Old Ones have returned to reclaim this Earth.
@SchlubbyTomHanks7 жыл бұрын
those lightsabers though. Maybe the Star Wars universe has rubbery lightsabers like those that exist as practical jokes.
@AmericaTheEnslaved7 жыл бұрын
always love how the title music sounds like the star wars theme, but is different enough not to get sued.
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
It's like the star wars theme if you've been spray painting in a small room and are high as a fuckin' kite.
@GmodCaboose563 жыл бұрын
Vader's noodle saber made me laugh more than it should
@deanokken89607 жыл бұрын
Why is Biggs molded after Ringo Starr?
@DimerNL7 жыл бұрын
The clone engineer as you called it actually has 2 of the same arm.
@ronaldpaterni50813 жыл бұрын
Yes, I think so, too.
@satansashhole86397 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is up with the new ass couch?????? I kinda like it
@redfreckle20447 жыл бұрын
Presumably this was not shot at Stuart's home.
@satansashhole86397 жыл бұрын
that would make scene
@sadladd7 жыл бұрын
Aaand cut! That's a rap everyone! We make scene!
@satansashhole86397 жыл бұрын
i r g00d at the sp3lling wut r u make da joke at me LAWLZ
@arinjaybhattacharya65637 жыл бұрын
probably a new cover for the couch
@myomadd7 жыл бұрын
This is like the kind of shit my mom would buy me as a kid after spending all our money on booze and realising it was my birthday the next day.
@bretthilbert82267 жыл бұрын
ciiriice that's nice
@justliam27687 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh...memories :)
@PcJoe2437 жыл бұрын
oh
@MrDirrtyg7 жыл бұрын
cute story
@jkd917 жыл бұрын
Wait, your mom didn't smack you on your birthday and say how its your fault her life is so shit and on top of that got presents, someones lived the high life.
@thatguywhogames99307 жыл бұрын
10:42 Padme is getting a little fresh with Luke.
@ronaldpaterni50813 жыл бұрын
Oh, that did it...now I've got to find the brain soap...
@LadyBernkastel927 жыл бұрын
I'm not a big Star Wars fan, and I know the prequels were real bad and all that, but the fact that the knock of Padmé figure started hugging the knock off Luke figure as soon as he was put near her made me really happy for some reason. She's a proud (knockoff) mom!
@DragonslayerProd7 жыл бұрын
Ooooh, first one here! Let me make a joke! The Ouya.
@KillThad7 жыл бұрын
Sad, but true.
@itzspencerr14037 жыл бұрын
I have a better one! PCP Station
@thesecretroman7 жыл бұрын
Dragon's Layer Productions I may have laughed more than I am proud to admit
@JoeshinXD7 жыл бұрын
NAILED T! haha
@TechniqueSan7 жыл бұрын
I have one and it runs the shit out of emulators. Can't complain
@Cubulation7 жыл бұрын
The intro to these are so well done. The just wrong theme music is perfect
@heidifedor7 жыл бұрын
Maybe these are the "Star Wars" characters from the Bizzaro universe.
@Lordx7187 жыл бұрын
I like the authentic 'post ski trip" Sonny Bono figure.
@jamestarrou36857 жыл бұрын
I love hear two grown adults giggling like dorks at their star wars toys. Hilarious video
@OllamhProductions7 жыл бұрын
Apparently they ran out of right fore arms on the first clone trooper. It's literally just a left arm flipped upside down.
@MRG9787 жыл бұрын
This new couch somehow made me realize I've been watching Ashens for over 5 years since the pop station videos. Probably the youtuber I've followed longest
@P5YcHoKiLLa7 жыл бұрын
5:00 Anakin looks like a single mother who has just been told her child benefit has been cut
@GalanDun7 жыл бұрын
Why does Anakin's face look like Episode I Obi-Wan? Why does his wife look like Rey? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH BIGGS AND BOBA?!
@AgentTasmania7 жыл бұрын
Combined with Cdr Data.
@drxshock69577 жыл бұрын
Biggs is on Krokodil and Boba is on LSD
@pristinepastel7 жыл бұрын
wow even the themes bootleg in a way lollo
@EVEmasta7 жыл бұрын
he didn't mean for it to be like that
@Yawyna1247 жыл бұрын
@EVEmasta I'm quite sure that was the point of it. It sounds stylistically like the star wars theme, but isn't the theme.
@rifqihatta7 жыл бұрын
copyright issues
@Beanoz47 жыл бұрын
Pristine Pastel well it's done to sound like Star Wars because he can't use the real theme
@Takeshi3576 жыл бұрын
Nah, it sounds too good. What they should be using is the original theme, but a shitty off-note cover version of it with kazoos or something
@TheBokkelul7 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: "There *is* no lightsaber" *continues to bend the lightsaber with the force*
@RealJasonSmall3 жыл бұрын
The "authentic battle damage" line is beautiful!
@shortbreadhead7 жыл бұрын
but the brown couch :( noooo
@Arrowdodger7 жыл бұрын
I see you started with Charles Bronson after a severe head injury.
@ToaOfFusion7 жыл бұрын
"I find your lack of quality disturbing." -Darth Vader upon seeing the existence of these bootlegs
@Iootman7 жыл бұрын
11th, thats twice as good as 1th
@botdfbvb7 жыл бұрын
No? Twice as good would be 2nd
@Zekkinful7 жыл бұрын
In a multitude of 2, it's impossible to get 11. Though I am only including whole numbers.
@TheCandidPygmy7 жыл бұрын
Oneth.
@creepycandy-zr9ui7 жыл бұрын
firth
@tigeruppercut54757 жыл бұрын
3st
@noisytim7 жыл бұрын
oooh! A new couch... fancy !
@mollineux7 жыл бұрын
Nope, just at a office.
@GalanDun7 жыл бұрын
Dr. Ashen's psychiatrist office.
@AgentTasmania7 жыл бұрын
Dr Ashen never did anything with his Psychology doctorate, the office is for Youtubing.
@Reddsoldier7 жыл бұрын
that clone engineer looked like Charles II of Spain! ahahah
@theahegaofaces90547 жыл бұрын
or México
@Reddsoldier7 жыл бұрын
boywritesmiami.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/charles_ii_spain.jpg I beg to differ.
@ZacHawkins427 жыл бұрын
Reddsoldier You win the internet 😂
@benjaminmiddaugh27296 жыл бұрын
The world seems to have a disturbing lack of historical royalty action figures.
@kayvahn21417 жыл бұрын
Can a Star Wars video exist that doesn't have the stupid unfunny text scroll for the first 50 seconds? Fuck. I hate that shit. Every single time.
@randominternetsurfersurfin75957 жыл бұрын
no,it's a sacred tradition.
@shimm0w07 жыл бұрын
*S a c r e d*
@viljormurrrr7 жыл бұрын
NOW LETS BURN HIM, BURN THE BLASPHEMER
@Kolohelph7 жыл бұрын
TO THE GULAGS WITH THE BLASPHEMER. TO THE GULAGS WITH 'EM. C'MON, OFF YA GO, TO THE GULAGS.
@ilmevavi11127 жыл бұрын
PURGE THE HERETIC IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!
@s3n47 жыл бұрын
Does Alec have his own youtube channel where he does this stuff? The videos you make together are absolute gold.
@georgesears9347 жыл бұрын
Clones don't have to look the same. Take me for example, I'm a "perfect" clone of the legendary Big Boss yet I also very clearly have paler skin, more pronounced cheek bones, a thinner nose, and less sunken in eyes (well... eye, anyway...). I did manage to perfectly inherent dad's massive forehead, which is nice. I also sound nothing like him, strangely enough, though that's probably because I don't chain smoke "medicinal" cigars all day. In all seriousness differences in womb conditions, nutrition, and general environmental factors can have dramatic effects on the appearance of cloned organisms and can make them look wildly different from the thing they're cloned from even if they're genetically identical.
@hannabelphaege37747 жыл бұрын
Thanks, former president George Sears. That was very informative.
@georgesears9347 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, knowledge is power, and knowing is half the battle! Which is precisely why The La Li Lu Le Lo want to control the flow of information to the masses and hand select what memes get passed on to the next generation of slaves. Don't be a slave to their insidious machinations, DEATH TO THE PATR10TS!
@segatortoise54557 жыл бұрын
+Harvey Chesterfield President of the United States?
@quaramher7 жыл бұрын
The clone troopers were mass produced to look like Jango and matured quicker than him.
@georgesears9347 жыл бұрын
+Jason Martin So did I. I'm 36 in my profile picture. Still ended up different looking, and I imagine since Boba was raised differently than other clones and not given the accelerated aging, hence why he isn't dead by "Return of the Jedi", there's quite a possibility that there'd be some distinct differences between the two.
@TheSaucepanBuran7 жыл бұрын
That is quite possibly the most hilarious thumbnail in all of KZfaq.
@spottyskunk18987 жыл бұрын
You two and the Vader/Palpatine dialogue was one of the funniest bits!
@Fugnuk20477 жыл бұрын
That last clip, it's like the special needs version of star wars. I've never laughed so hard.
@donk18237 жыл бұрын
I have the legitimate version of that Biggs Darklight figure! It's wonderfully detailed and doesn't look like an eternally screaming pile of shit!
@Wemius615 ай бұрын
The intro music was PERFECT. Recognisable, yet different enough to avoid the attention of copyright lawyers...
@user-st7rq3sn7v7 жыл бұрын
7:35 .... that settles it. storm troopers have strokes too
@LiamAnthony_7 жыл бұрын
Avengers... A-ctually, stay home for this one.
@pranahouse7 жыл бұрын
7:25 know wonder they cant shoot straight
@RoyHess6667 жыл бұрын
Ashens, once again you made me laugh. A lot! Many thanks!
@manoflego1237 жыл бұрын
Not only is that clone's arm upside down, but it's not even the right arm. As in it's a left arm flipped around.
@-The-Darkside7 жыл бұрын
Where did you find the knock off star wars music?
@NoNameC687 жыл бұрын
Oh my God! Where's the old couch? Is the old couch okay?! Oh God, of God, oh God... I'm so worried. I hope the old couch is okay. Please be okay! You can't film on a new couch without telling us what happened to the couch we all fell in love with! After all, the couch was the star of this channel!
@NoNameC687 жыл бұрын
900bot If it's fine, then we surely would have seen the couch.I refuse to believe that this isn't a conspiracy.
@mikeyg697 жыл бұрын
Are you stupid? this blue couch is in all the other bootleg figure vids
@CrizzyD917 жыл бұрын
+Mike G She's obviously joking.
@mikeyg697 жыл бұрын
CrizzyD91 "She" Lmfao okay.
@zacrigby44267 жыл бұрын
NoNameC68 it got cut in half by the Worlds Sharpest knife™
@D3LT4-7 жыл бұрын
i cant imagine how many figures he has reviewd for the past 10 years
@elirayburn6477 жыл бұрын
That's no brown couch... ITS A TRAP!!!!
@baronvonpanzer65947 жыл бұрын
Biggs* never was the same after the accident.
@ILikeToLaughAtYou7 жыл бұрын
Spellcheck? I hate it too.
@baronvonpanzer65947 жыл бұрын
Yea, spell check
@sup2097 жыл бұрын
But he died in the Death Star trench run!
@psychosorcerer94387 жыл бұрын
Did you get a new sofa??? Damn. I need to get rid of my Lego ashens playset now...
@gtf1877 жыл бұрын
no thats the sofa in his office i believe
@jlsr41417 жыл бұрын
God damn, you got way too triggered over a question about a couch.
@Zaqinabox7 жыл бұрын
Don't get rid of it! It's a collectable now.
@psychosorcerer94387 жыл бұрын
Simon Brown How about I wait until you learn and/or master the English language. Before you attempt to hilariously insult me again.
@psychosorcerer94387 жыл бұрын
Simon Brown Sorry. I actually do stuff other than sit here and watch KZfaq all day. I have a job. I swordfight with a massive group of people. I'm part of a witch's coven. When you actually do stuff with your life, it becomes rather hard to remember something seen in a short, albeit entertaining, KZfaq video.
@Panbaneesha7 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this while a big portion of my face is still half numb from an emergency visit to the dentist. So in between being cheered up, the pain and not being able to move my face to laugh it's quite an interesting experience...
@ChrisLeeW007 жыл бұрын
1:49 He looks like a young Burt Reynolds right after he was rescued from a POW camp.
@firstaid2237 жыл бұрын
9:39 Bloody hell Luke, your incestuous desires are getting out of hand. :v
@BrasilGT7 жыл бұрын
Biggs or Burt Reynolds?
@drenkrod98117 жыл бұрын
"And the face..." -Stuart Ashen, every single bootleg video
@katewilliams24157 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! That first figure reminded me of Paul McCartney, during the Sgt. Pepper era. Not sure why!
@fogel767 жыл бұрын
Bootleg office sofa
@crazzilla72037 жыл бұрын
i want to believe that the intro misspelled "molding", and that the action figures aren't growing mold, but you don't always get what you want
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld7 жыл бұрын
The word 'mould' is spelt differently in the UK.
@crazzilla72037 жыл бұрын
WildKatGirl i am aware, and am currently living in the UK. "molding" is when you create a solid object from a cast and some type of hardening liquid. "moulding" is when your nan has kept grapes in the cupboard for a few months, and it has grown onto the door handle, holding it shut, creating a biological hazard zone in your own home, festering and releasing spores into the atmosphere to assimilate all of humanity
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld7 жыл бұрын
crazzilla Actually, 'mould' can be used for both definitions, as can 'mold'.
@crazzilla72037 жыл бұрын
so i was technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld7 жыл бұрын
crazzilla No... You said that the intro misspelled correct when it didn't... That was what I was trying to correct you on.
@ifearnofishgaming7 жыл бұрын
That second figure in - he may have come with no guns, but from that funky pose its clear he came with an Upbeat Attitude
@juliomorales68987 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought when I saw that clone engineer, that it was mighty keen on being a Rocky impersonator
@Puddingfuzz7 жыл бұрын
Having another sofa affair again I see...
@ChaosChimeraGaming7 жыл бұрын
Damn just as I clicked on the video I needed a crap..
@xombiegriffin7 жыл бұрын
I have to say, I always get a big stupid grin on my face when reading your opening scrolls for these.
@darthbuzz16 жыл бұрын
+Ashens Anakin is Zammo from Grange Hill. A bit of Joey Essex in there as well I think. P.s. Woolwich also had a Poundland and a bigger one opened up almost opposite and both are still open. Bizarre.
@ntlnes6037 жыл бұрын
i miss the old couch, not because nostalgia but, i know people are going to say in the future "like if you were here when ashens couch was brown etc.) and that will annoy me
@randominternetsurfersurfin75957 жыл бұрын
it's not a new couch,this is the star wars bootleg couch,it's almost in every star wars vid.
@smb-c3po6 жыл бұрын
And then I will proceed to report them as spam for asking for Likes as though they're desperate for attention.
@buymeskittles27197 жыл бұрын
3:23 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SOMEONE PLEASE HELP
@Gaming_auf_Ex2 жыл бұрын
Babafett can do a Mario 64 Rocket Boost Ass Stomp attack with this Jetpack .
@midlifecrisi7 жыл бұрын
Love the way it looks like Padme's trying to get it on with Luke in the background.
@throwable7 жыл бұрын
dad
@TwilghtSaga1107 жыл бұрын
Where's the Eggmaster
@trekthehappyturtle4547 жыл бұрын
Papa John's Pizza no one dares to half ass the eggmaster
@bjamiork7 жыл бұрын
I KNEW there was going to be a Rocky joke in here lol.
@KirbyMario12345_9397 жыл бұрын
Two left arms. A must-have for any budding Clone Trooper.
@kaiflannery25287 жыл бұрын
"The second problem is...." is what? that he's black? Ashens the racist strikes back
@yvindnilsen947 жыл бұрын
nice b8 m8: rate 8 out of 8
@daramaguiginn79927 жыл бұрын
You failed to write "rate" as "r8". Mediocre.
@yvindnilsen947 жыл бұрын
it was my first time ;-)
@yvindnilsen947 жыл бұрын
i will improve... or seppuku! ;)
@daramaguiginn79927 жыл бұрын
Sudoku
@DiarrheaChain7 жыл бұрын
1:48 Oh my God, what's wrong with your face?!
@legodemonrockstar7 жыл бұрын
Ashens uploaded in my birthday. I feel blessed
@Alfwin7 жыл бұрын
That first clone trooper reminds me of the Blackadder episode where the Prince hires actors, who teach him how to pose 'heroically'.
@hilarywaychunas75067 жыл бұрын
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SOFA?!
@ryanbarker52177 жыл бұрын
residue of knock-off toys wore a hole into it.
@elizabethshaw7347 жыл бұрын
this is the office couch.
@vacuumgaze52777 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who cringed a little that he put IV as Episode 4 instead of VI (as the title shows its meant to be like Return Of The Jedi)
@mollineux7 жыл бұрын
IV is 4 in roman numerals.
@VinchVolt7 жыл бұрын
What Yellow Diamond means that it should be "VI" because Episode 6 of Star Wars was called "Return of the Jedi".
@AntiBudderArmy7 жыл бұрын
+Wholesale Bear Yeah, but this installment in the Star Wars series is Episode VI.
@mollineux7 жыл бұрын
I just saw what he meant. I think he (ashens) was just poking at how they are bootleg toys.
@MCOmegaX1237 жыл бұрын
Tis is Ashens' fourth 'Bootleg Star Wars' video. That's what the 'Episode IV' was referring to.
@vyr16057 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is only out done by that incredible opening to this video.
@KillerCelery3 жыл бұрын
7:06 - Yes, your Highness. Your very posture tells me "Here is a man of true greatness".
@Your_Degenerate7 жыл бұрын
The spread eagle storm trooper guy was the best with his helmet covering his bits.
@bluedeath9967 жыл бұрын
I am amazed that no maker has yet made a working full-sized R2D2 drinks dispenser.
@bladepanthera7 жыл бұрын
Love how much of a stir this sofa is causing.
@rowan2487 жыл бұрын
1:50 "Maggie I-… I'll find you"
@Dominoes2827 жыл бұрын
that fake Star Wars theme really rustles my ass every time