The F#ckN Eyebrows....I cant stand him😅 not me🤷🏾‍♂️Christophers words😅

This one might be the best one you did. Such a classic rivalry.

Paulie : You're late. Ralph : Tomorrow I'll be on time. But you'll be stupid forever. I'm sure that's inspired by Winston Churchill, a notorious imbiber. Lady : You're drunk, Mr Churchill. Churchill : Madam, tomorrow I will be sober. But you'll always be ugly.

That was great fucking Joe pantialano

It's based from a real Churchill quote "Lady, in the morning I'll be sober , but you will still be ugly"

@Ryan Guidry Ralphie was a made man and the Dimeo Family's top earner so Paulie would've been the one to get whacked. In a straight up fist fight with no weapons Paulie might beat Ralph's ass but Ralphie would still put up a damn good fight. Guy was batshit. If Ralphie fought dirty as he did with Tony Ralphie would kick Paulie's ass. It'd be one helluva brawl.

One things for sure. Paulie would take one to the nuts!

Using that next time I'm late for work

Michael Mathers he’s a class act that Johnny Sack

.....I tried it but people just say "huh?" or "hello?"

"Start talkin'! It's your nickel!" Bugs Bunny

I always say that to telemarketers

okay operator

Watch it, Chrissy

lol he does

He was on sesame street

He actually did a skit on sesame street with Steve. It's pretty funny

Paulie looks like a 6 foot dwarf.

Oh shit

Which was Tony's call. I'm not sure the $38k was worth getting two made guys killed, one of them a boss.

Jimmy Olsen ova heer

Yea I had to rewatch cuz i forgot why they had beef 😂😂

What boss got killed for the Jenny sack joke

Matrix too

Same in Momento

He was the funniest for sure

He's in my top 5 for great characters on the show

Nah Paulie is a snake if anyone, all Ralph did was talk shit and make money

His final yelp before the scene cuts especially.

*In Neapolitan

He's not used to ice being from Italy.

@@JasonJones-ty1xb It snows in Italy

@@2UNIEK Then melts right away. Heck, even in England and Ireland it snows then melts fairly quickly. Western European winters are way more mild than Northern North American winters.

@@nut_bust3rTony even said that who ever did this gets a pass. "The guy was a piece of shit".

Tony had enough. Ralph battered a pregnant twenty-year-old girl his own daughter's age and her unborn child to death with his bare hands. It's never made 100 percent clear if Ralphie burned down the horse stables but he still had it coming.

Kinda true when people say Tony was a selfish sociopath. He only cares when people's money are green to him. Anything else to his crew are in the back of his mind

@@nut_bust3r "guy was a piece of shit"

.......actually it was the next season

I think this was about the retirement home that cost a fortune and Tony wanted to make it rougher for Paulie to come up with the dough for it for his ma. There was a scene where paulie said to tony "I'm gonna put my ma in the retirement home u recommended" and Tony was like "I never recommended it" and seemed slightly upset by it

Tephlon Don nope tony was gonna rule in paulies favor because he hated Ralph but paulie brought up the nursing home (ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY) and it pissed Tony off so he fucked paulie over. Then paulie fucked Tony over by telling john what ralphie joked about Ginny

@Fernando Aispuro Paulie was right to act like that with Christopher, first week as a made guy this dumb Christopher wasn't capable to come with the cash.

@@sebc3546 Yes it was probably because Paulie talked about the retirement home. Tony understood that the money Paulie asked for, was because he put his mom in such a pricey retirement home. It's not for Ralph to pay on his end the retirement home of Paulie's mom ah ah.

Paulie the worst for kick up Ralph Kicks up 10 times more then Paulie

And I still loved him lol

95%

It was more of paulie trying to be old school, and being told no by a mental midget 30 years younger than him

@Big Daddy let’s not forget tony killed Ralph and was willing to blame it on New York. The only real problem paulie started was with the Russian

Chris, Paulie, and the two of them together caused *at least* 2/3 of the show’s problems, either directly or indirectly. I’d say Blundetto & Tony himself probably deserve at least 10% each

@@MontanaSageofficial pauly was definitely the funniest wise guy on the show. Idc how many time I watch the scene with him when he goes to see a medium and it doesn't go so well... and then he goes to see the priest at his church saying he should've been protected against "witchcraft" due to the thick envelope he gives the church every year😂

I may or may not have used this line in my lifetime.

always with the scenarios

😭😭😭😭

Joey Pants is a funny guy.

​@@benjaminperez7328Funny how?

Shamu's*

Just shows Ralph doesn’t learn from his mistakes.

U think is funny?

"Oh!"

Shamu...SHAMU!

was that not a reference to Richard Gere?

@@Laura-oe2dl nope

@bittercottoncandy lol he was tho

@bittercottoncandy Haha, perfect.

I've seen this scene a hundred times and that still makes me laugh

Capitalize every word

@@revenone1077 ha ha ha 😂

Lmfao

I laughed way too hard at this

😂😂😂

Yeah we watched the fucking video

Million dollar roast!

Fuckin 11 degree wevva

Even gets called an asshole for it 😆

And acts bewildered when people react negatively to him being an unapologetic a-hole.

Stupida facking pain

All acting aside, that's typical of most people, regardless of size

I remember reading in a medical text book "Irish and English people are more likely to be reserved about their pain, whereas Jewish and Italian people are very expressive and vocal about their pain."

@@JasonJones-ty1xb 😄 How old was that textbook? To be fair, Mediterraneans (and Latinos) seem to be more expressive in all states of feeling. I don't know about Jews, I guess I haven't met enough of them.

Italians used to be dramatic 😅

Right lmfaoo

60 years old he was just a kid

Well she probably didnt think it could be a prank call. And it probably wasnt the only time she was called from police department because of all the messes paulie was in as a young man. Also she probably has early stage dementia or something

This is how elderly people fall for financial scams

​@@CaptainTrips560that's actually a serious point

That's not his mom 😉

Aunt*

Nervous bowel syndrome. 😂

Feline goddess Bastet. Very nice.

Tony?

@@mike47734 Tony says "Well that was deplorable" but you could tell he had to force himself not to laugh.

@@secondcomingofbast9908 no that was about the Johnny Sack joke.

@@mike47734 He did that over both of them.

Me too😂

He was standing out there with nothing but his cock in his hands!

Little carmine refers to them as allegorical tears

@@chisicilianvery allegorical tears

​@@chisicilian 😂

The actual phrase is "Crocodile Tears," Paulie likely mixed them up or it's a Paulie-ism

lol I didn’t catch that. And I’ve watched the show like 4 times

He tried to screw over Neo and Morpheus too

100 subs without a video he also tried to kill the goonies

@Matt Voyer Ralphie cracked that mystery too

Same in Momento

He was a nasty little prick, but often a hilarious one. That's why I never understood all the hate he got from the critics.

That's not what he is doing. 😂 Hes pkaying it up for him crew in the room.

He's a good actoe

I like how Paulie’s mom has the Clapper. Typical Nucci. You gotta love the little things on this show.

He could have also have said Mike Hock.

My favorite part is when he ends the call because he can't hold back his laughter anymore.

"Mike Hunt Beaverfold" He squeezed two jokes in there. 👍

Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls PD

Also with Vito’s brother in the hospital. “Don’t say anything to the cops” Vito: ‘I know how to keep my mouth shut” Ralphie: “unless there’s a salami sandwich around”

Cmon a little fuckin levity, it’s a tense situation 😂😂😂

@@DavidM-mb1vxBut hey. During his time Vito beat out Ralphie with construction and became Tonys most profitable earner.

glorified crew.

This scene just goes to show the sense of entitlement Paulie had. Dude was straight up unprofessional

​@@alanross2482 for being the most senior officer of the crew,Paulie was ironically the dumbest

@@olofacosta3192 maybe but he was also as shifty as Shithouse rat. Then again they all are

Jersey? Come on huh?

Beaver Falls

He got run over by a trolley

Well to be fair at this point of the show Paulie believes his uncle is his actual father.

@@dmalak4509 yea that was probably the worst part about it for paulie. your mom is your aunt or aunt is mom they are sisters to begin with but to realize the guy you thought was your father was just a guy that married your aunt?

Dr. Faggo was alive, last we saw.

@@MUFFINHEAD1985 *Russ

Is there a sapranos clip you don’t post on lol

Less original

How to tell when someone recently got into The Sopranos

no nope stop it

I saw that one coming!

Exactly Phil saw that as a sign of weakness

@@Mattraction513 That fucking klutz Giunta, I can't even say his name....

@@O15Omnicron Don't do it to yourself Don

He graduated from slip and fall school

@@jimreily7538He must’ve been the top of his fckin’ class.

WHAT EVER HAPPEND THERE!!!!!!! THAT ANINMAL BLUNDETTO

😂😂😂

I don't think it's a question of being old school, Carmine is the epitome of an old school mafioso in the show and is all business. I think Paulie just lacks the intellectual capacity to run an organized racket. These small jobs (like literally stealing from an old lady or extorting a landscaper) either earned him peanuts and/or were just a short term cash boost. Ultimately this approach greatly diminished his stature in the organization due to the small envelopes he kicked up, which is largely where his constant insecurity and double dealing came from (one of the main factors to being down the Soprano family). He's like the old boomer dinosaur at the office who holds the company back but sucks up to the boss and relies on his seniority.

​@@colorcombinations7387John Gotti was almost exclusively a heist and loan shark guy like Paulie until he took out Paul Castellano. Gotti and the guys who supported him looked on Castellano as a "racketeer" and a "businessmen" and not a "street guy", and they derided him for that. That was actually part of the reason they could get the muscle together from different crews to hit Big Paul. Including Sammy the Bull who, before the hit, was considered one of Paul's guys. Gotti, before he approached Sammy in the preplanning phase of the hit, was even thinking about taking out Sammy too - until they approached Sammy, who had lots of different conduction businesses (some legit and others not legit), other businesses including nightclubs and so on, but still carried himself as a "street guy", and was known as such because he'd spent years robbing people, robbing cars and even robbing phone booths (one of his biggest incomes waa from literally robbing phone booths of coins), during the period before he got into business. So it's not always about intelligence. Big Paul was a very smart boss and made millions for himself and his family. But he isolated himself and by not being involved in, and by looking down upon street crimes, he was considered, basically, weak.

Cuz Paulie was a full blown theif.. He enjoyed it.

​@@colorcombinations7387 $1mil dishwasher heist says otherwise.

And get killed

​@@DMallthewayeven better

@@BeeHatGuy That would include you.

Would have*

​@@DMallthewayNobody's killing anybody

What do u mean

@@adamloza1429 a joke about southern Italy never frezing referencing Furios place of origin.. The 2nd is because Ralph is a sexual deviant, so he'd be aware of the sexual deviancy laws to better avoid and circumvent those laws

@@adamloza1429 Southern Italians ain't never seen ice, the North confiscated all of it

I hate da Nort!

@@JasonJones-ty1xblmao Google actually translates your comment correctly. I guess angry Furio is actually it’s own language

Shes developing her knights.

@@KH4444444444N good thing your knights mean UGATZ to me

Hiding out with Omar.

CRISTIAN GALLARDO and little Paulie should have got some doe for having to hang around in 11 degree weather!

Ralph was his best earner.. Vito was his best earner.. Money matters the highest for the ruthless Mafia Boss.

He might have got more if he didn’t bring up Green Grove.

Remember this is only a couple of episodes after “Pine Barrens”, where Paulie’s dickheadedness messed up what should have been a simple, quick assignment. I’m sure that was still on Tony’s mind as well. Not that Tony ever knew the extent of Paulie’s culpability, but it was a pretty serious strike against him. Paulie lowkey got away with way more than he should have over the course of the series.

That was a bad call on his part

The phone call.

SalDOWN Jesus Christ, why would you possibly bring that up?

The shooting?

That thing with your brother Billy?

*Neapolitan. Not Italian

They don't have those bulb jokes They don't translate

Brilliant 😂😂

Cracking up, ugotz.

“criminal sexual activity” really set him off

You owe Paulie Walnuts an apology.

A bit like Chuckie, similar personality as well

Because of a fat joke lmao

At least 25 especially since he held off paying him for a while.

Ero Sennin I was going to say WTF u mean, but you’re right....at 2 points a week the juice would drive up the debt

eric williams You know paulie is a greedy fuck he was probably only entitled to about 30k but was shooting for 50k lol

So this entire fiasco with New York could've been prevented if Tony ruled to split 50-50. That 38K Tony gave to Ralph cost him hundreds of thousands in HUD. At the same time, Ralphie was his biggest earner and didn't want to upset that gravy train neither. Tony should've whacked Paulie plain and simple for being disloyal to his family.

Tony did that cause ralphie was the biggest earner, notice Tony’s eyebrows went up once ralphie said thanks to him the family was making 3mil a year from construction

the wire shits on breaking bad.

@@deathrager2404 sheeiiitt, we wuz black mafia n sheeeeiiiiiiit, talking like Shakespeare characters n sheeeeiiiit.

@@deathrager2404 The Wire is mediocre as fuck when compared to Breaking Bad. The Wire was a mess, completely inconsistent in quality. There's nobody more pretentious than a fan of The Wire.

@@nectarinedreams7208 if not the wire, then boardwalk empire.

@@deathrager2404 The balls on you kid

-a gerbil, ma'am.

True. Then there's always the game of Tony being able to throw that in Ralph's face later on & forever over anything. Wise play despite the screw to his own crew.

BeKind Rewatch is this guys Competition

Tony Soprano channel reading this: "Well thats deplorable."

I doesn't matter what he wanted. Whatever the sum was, Ralph obviously agreed to the split. Instead he scammed them and tried to bring the sum down after the fact. I'm sure Paulie would have no shortage of people willing to go on a job like this.

They'd prieviously agreed to split it 50%, and Little Paulie was meant to be part of the crew that did the jacking (it was going to be a joint thing). Instead Ralphs crew got the codes and did the job on their own, leaving Little Paulie outside waiting in the freezing cold and refusing to hand over Paulies share

Whatever happened there

It's the best line in the scene and no one ever mentions it! Glad to know someone else appreciates it

He found him like that.

Henry Caruso.

That fucking animal Blundetto