Borrowing My Tools

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@TheFriskyComiskey 2 ай бұрын

Old school low-key threats are my favorite.

@patrickancona1193 2 ай бұрын

Classics never go out of style

@IainMcClatchie 2 ай бұрын

Keep in mind the dude has done time and he's still comfortable talking like that in public.

@Physicsduck 2 ай бұрын

You're not wrong.

@Alex-tu5vu 2 ай бұрын

@@IainMcClatchie?

@iggynub 2 ай бұрын

Where did you do time@@Physicsduck

@elguapo3301 2 ай бұрын

I'm a maritime engineer, and I need these on my toolboxes badly. The amount of my tools that have ended up at the bottom of the ocean and Mississippi River thanks to a deckhand that decided to risk it is extremely upsetting lol

@GardenofEdens 2 ай бұрын

Get a chain for each tool to latch on the belt. Never lose that stuff again since it will be stuck to the deckhand.

@JamesTK 2 ай бұрын

@@GardenofEdensmay still be at the bottom of the ocean or river though

@MichaelsPwner 2 ай бұрын

I agree with the other reply. They make them for riggers so they don’t drop tools on people heads.

@JasonW. 2 ай бұрын

@@GardenofEdensYou might not know where your tool is, but you'll know it is attached to something, hopefully sentient, that wants to return to the boat.

@randomguypi-uf2jc 2 ай бұрын

How does one go about becoming a maritime engineer?

@Screwpaulrose 2 ай бұрын

That corpus cavernosum bit caught me off guard 😂

@bradquinn2859 2 ай бұрын

That was some Real Genius.

@DH-rt3fk 2 ай бұрын

Sounds like a damn Harry Potter spell lol

@Spacecadet3890 2 ай бұрын

Hada google it lol

@pierrelecaillou6966 2 ай бұрын

"Corpus cavernosum" now that's one sly joke!

@owentimo 2 ай бұрын

That's using your lithe head....

@joeleriksson5901 2 ай бұрын

"Tools empower intellect and initiative with ability and progress" -physics duck. Yup, I have found my guru.

@chrisflores4788 Ай бұрын

He does have a way with words. The stories on his website are hilarious

@travcollier 28 күн бұрын

Mixed with a healthy amount of double entendres and dick jokes.

@ChrisR 2 ай бұрын

As someone far wiser than myself once said: If you turn it on, turn it off. If you move it, put it back. If you use the last one, refill it. If you break it, fix it. If you can't fix it, call someone who can.

@royk7712 29 күн бұрын

@chriswaters2327 nah, it depend on who own the company. apple isnt meant to be fixed

@40ftEifel 2 ай бұрын

That hammer-grab when saying: „…you‘re gonna have a bad day“ 🤣

@maeve615 2 ай бұрын

That's what I tell my kid. "I don't care if you barrow the tools. I do care that you put them back, and let me know if it breaks. I don't care if it breaks, I just need to know so I can replace it before I need it again." As my grandpa said "When kids try our patience the most, is precisely when they need it the most."

@brw3079 2 ай бұрын

That advice is gold, and only a grampa can pull it off

@darthtoker8924 2 ай бұрын

Nice real genius reference

@darthtoker8924 2 ай бұрын

Cool

@TravisNewton1 2 ай бұрын

I need this video playing on a loop above my toolbox…

@motodude23 2 ай бұрын

"To help you remember this"

@tims1899 15 күн бұрын

No for the morons that take your tools when they know they shouldn’t

@VariacManiac 2 ай бұрын

There's nothing more frustrating when someone uses your tools, & they just leave them where they last used it for their project.

@patrickancona1193 2 ай бұрын

Ya there is, when they don’t even ask then give you the “wtf are you talking about” stare when you see them using it & worse scum just swipe em, won’t work in shops have to lock everything up

@DanBowkley 2 ай бұрын

Hey this is a really neat turboencabulator that I found by the trash [in Dan's toolbox] I've been wanting one like forever. Sad for whoever lost it tho. Oh well.

@brunofuentes3585 2 ай бұрын

Why risk it? For the biscuit.

@supercrafter0154 2 ай бұрын

Best reason right there

@beesechurgermclovin7199 2 ай бұрын

I did and now have 2 kids

@drcocbloc1615 2 ай бұрын

Corpus cavernosum tool application may require vasocongestion

@jaysonlima7196 Ай бұрын

I don't know what any of those words mean, but my best guess is it has something to do with an erection...

@DanielGalland 2 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the old….”I’m the coolest guy you’ve ever met but watch what an asshole I can be if you fuck with my tools” routine….i know it well.

@johndupont1413 2 ай бұрын

Love the Real Genius reference 👍🏻

@dannyjdonovan Ай бұрын

I absolutely love this, especially the quote "Tools empower intellect and initiative with ability and progress." That said, I'm personally not as confident in my ability to hammer anything steel into a board with my corpus cavernosum, however hard it may get, LMDO!

@fidjeenjanrjsnsfh Ай бұрын

I had a suspicion that they are in fact, the penis pipes.

@SJNFAB 2 ай бұрын

AS A NEW FATHER AN OWNER OF MY SHOP AN TOOLS I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE TO GO AROUND FINDING RUSTY TOOLS OUTSIDE LIKE MY DAD USED TO. 😅

@BobSmith-kd6lq 2 ай бұрын

You're better than me. I won't loan out tools anymore because they don't come back

@SilkyThick 2 ай бұрын

I keep a second set of common tools in case anyone needs to borrow one. They are not my nice tools lol

@LynxSnowCat 2 ай бұрын

Yeah... It's best not to let people get used to expecting access to your tools, because then they will tend to think of it as their's when they want - but won't think about returning them when they're done. I'm thinking of my locker at uni. And how when I temporarily replaced the lock with an improvised rivet so that people from the other cohorts could not take my tools while they thought I would be away (and claim I'd given 'someone' a key to 'let' them ...), I returned from break to find that they'd mangled the face of the door trying to pull the rivet out, *then* [they] pulled the bank of lockers apart, replacing the partitions with removable ones, repainting them (with an amazingly natural looking rust/patina on top) And in the process fixed the false bottom that I'd previously used to hide consumables. The fresh divots in the cinderblock wall are what should have aroused my suspicion, but I honestly didn't notice that until the staff (I'd asked to inventory my locker in-case of unexpected contraband) pointed it out to me, more than a few times... All of my attention was focused on the mangled door, and sudden lack of _any_ of the too familiar dents, welding defects, and splotchy peeling paint that annoyed me every-time I had to see that bank of lockers. Ofc. I didn't find _my_ tools on unsealing _my_ locker; I never figured out whose _mostly empty_ toolboxes were inside ...

@tynj4173 2 ай бұрын

Try being the lowest guy on the totem pole and your foreman constantly takes your tools…

@smithno41 2 ай бұрын

Or they come back broken and they *DON'T* tell you.

@BobSmith-kd6lq 2 ай бұрын

@@tynj4173 I actually have been there. I started locking my box up when I couldn't see my box. I told him that he lost the privilege to use my tools.

@Jamesaepp 2 ай бұрын

The change of how you were holding the hammer during the "bad day" warning was .... wonderful.

@bamascubaman 2 ай бұрын

I didn't have a Real Genius quote on my BINGO card today but here we are. 😂

@SpoonfullofSandrock Ай бұрын

Corpus Cavernosum 😂 Good one, I had to think WAY back to high school to remember what body part that was

@paddyhansen4017 2 ай бұрын

Im a fitter and my son is now training to be one to he has been using and respecting my tools since he was 5 yrs old so happy to hand them down to him he knows the value .

@yayforfood100 2 ай бұрын

i think the corpus cavernosum think will fly over most ppls heads but i love it

@user181 2 ай бұрын

Yup, cerebral humor is good too

@smithno41 2 ай бұрын

By using the scientific term he won't get demonetized

@johnlendabarker5514 2 ай бұрын

My employer replaces broken tools, not missing tools.

@darkadmiral106 2 ай бұрын

I STILL NEED A HUNGRY BEAVER PAPER MAKING T SHIRT

@Physicsduck 2 ай бұрын

It's coming in Series 3 :) The art takes a while to draw! Stick around and you'll see it in a week or two, Series 2 is starting to come out already.

@jeepxj1988 2 ай бұрын

Funny enough, the toolbox decoration my dad passed onto me is a placard that simply says "Don't ask". This is equally awesome, and I'll definitely have to order one. Your shorts are great man, I'm hooked.

@LumpyFPV 7 күн бұрын

Your Shorts are my favorite Shorts. Thank you for what you do. 💜

@misters2837 Ай бұрын

Broken Tools Happen, unless you were being a dumbass with the tool when you broke it, no harm, I'll buy another...JUST TELL ME!

@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd 2 ай бұрын

This is literally lovable, thank you

@The_Japanese_Fox 2 ай бұрын

that is pretty cool now can i use that knipex wire cutters, to pull some staples?

@someoneoutoftheinternet1392 2 ай бұрын

If you tell him its broken afterwards and dont exspect him to give you another one of his tools...

@FFlaminscorpion Ай бұрын

Anyone else have problems with people stealing tools even though the company supplies all the tools for free? Or is it just me

@blakehanna9543 Ай бұрын

I can never find a flathead screwdriver at my job. What tool do I need the most often? You guessed it, flathead screwdriver.

@notlistening6499 12 күн бұрын

Your boss makes a thousand and you make a buck, steal the catalytic converter off the company truck

@Galvin09670 2 ай бұрын

Love the totally not threatening waving of the hammer threateningly

@matt55346 2 ай бұрын

It's hard to teach this to my 5 years old son and my almost 3 years old daughter.😂 But I'm proud of them trying to bang together the things they want out of some nails and scrap wood❤

@Brendan7.62 2 ай бұрын

I love that you pronounced estwing correctly, I work in construction & people will argue with me that it's "east-wing" & get mad when I point out there is no "a"

@peterlee5535 Ай бұрын

Careful, if you use either a hammer or a corpus cavernosum too vigourously you may end up with a wrist or elbow injury! Don't ask me how I know this 😢

@johnandkarenfoster7439 2 ай бұрын

Exactly it’s a respect thing and everyone needs to have it.

@defvent Ай бұрын

I love this guy

@Nashcaster 2 ай бұрын

You haven’t hit dad life tell you walk in on your kid using your tap and die set has a drill bit. “Hey he asked if he could use it.” 😂

@juanachoxp1238 Ай бұрын

That snap cut to him saying “ Put it BACK where you found it “ scared me and made me laugh 😂💖 stay awesome man💖💖💖

@highlandkraftwerks 4 күн бұрын

The Real Genius reference is brilliant!

@cwbuilds9215 Ай бұрын

That clawed hammer will make a great pick axe for gardening 😬🙈

@cortanathelawless1848 2 ай бұрын

That entire video is so wholesome!

@RikkeBobbie 2 ай бұрын

Loved the Wera Allen’s you had. Got me a set of those. Very nice love the color coding

@J8n3eyr3 2 ай бұрын

Cheerful, yet menacing. That's pretty cool.

@blaydCA 2 ай бұрын

If I loan a tool,... I hand it to them.. And they hand it back to me. No one digs around in my tool boxes, or just dumps it wherever.

@tularjaggs334 2 ай бұрын

Exactly. I've insisted that people also look the man in the eyes while you return the tool to his hand. It creates a stronger memory and eliminates the "I gave it back to you!" "No you didn't!" problem.

@gradoisx2348 Ай бұрын

My rule with others techs about specialty or expensive tools is , if you have to borrow it a 3rd time its time to start saving up to buy your own.

@cani6767 2 ай бұрын

Honest and such a great work ethic, thanks for sharing.

@logvoid1559 2 ай бұрын

At this point im more iffy about borrowing tools to people than money 😂

@Kidinabush 2 ай бұрын

That forcep collection is magical, would love to see your favourites.

@Physicsduck 2 ай бұрын

I really should do a shop tour.....no way that fits in a single video though.

@devvart 2 күн бұрын

thankyou sir, for all the wisdom.🙏🏻🙏

@bradley1995 Ай бұрын

Right on! 🤘🤘

@LukemDakuwa 2 ай бұрын

So this is why my shop is so nice to me, awesome!

@ethangibson1647 2 ай бұрын

Tools empower intellect and initiative with ability and progress. Couldn't have ever dreamed of putting it better myself

@silmarian 2 ай бұрын

Was that a Real Genius reference? I need some popcorn.

@TheJackOfFools 2 ай бұрын

Okay the Real Genius reference is immaculate!

@awaywegrow6114 2 ай бұрын

Pearls of wisdom 👌🏼😊

@sillybilly686 2 ай бұрын

Real Genius. That look on Val's face when he see her going with the professor is priceless

@user181 2 ай бұрын

Sold. I just ordered a magnet. Everything you said in the video sounds almost exactly like what my grandfather used to say.

@Physicsduck 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for helping support the videos! :) I appreciate that more than you know!

@calebdeming5515 15 күн бұрын

That eye contact speaks history

@rossholmberg884 2 ай бұрын

Do I spy a Real Genius reference?

@jatpack3 2 ай бұрын

A girls got to have her standards

@Vinj94 2 ай бұрын

A real penis reference

@jsentman 20 күн бұрын

Real Genius reference FOR THE WIN!

@mstanton1ful 2 ай бұрын

Your Dad is a smart man.

@josmith4531 2 ай бұрын

That's pretty close to what I tell people about my tool box at work. Put it back, (or on top of my toolbox so I can put it in the correct place), if you break it, let me know so I can replace it before I need it. All are company bought/owned.

@berg5714 13 күн бұрын

Swinging the hammer while saying "You're gonna have a bad day" is super threatening

@brendanhorner5727 2 ай бұрын

You mean to tell me I shouldn't be using my corpus cavernosum in shop class

@TamagoHead 2 ай бұрын

As a US guy, I love having to maintain both imperial & metric. 😝 I host car and motorbike fixing, and as long as my tools are on the right place and they are returned, it’s fine.

@itsamepersonio7338 2 ай бұрын

Used to be part of a robotics team, same rules applied there, I still keep those rules for my own tools

@michaeldocker1009 2 ай бұрын

Spot on.

@kasmirperriman9360 Ай бұрын

"put it back where you found it" had a different vibe 🤣

@samwillard5688 4 күн бұрын

OMG I fucking love this!

@DanBowkley 2 ай бұрын

I think my favorite such slogan was "you know better." Saw it on a big ol banner on the fence as you go out the truck exit of a Wal-Mart distribution center. Dunno why but it really got me.

@JayPlaysEverything 2 ай бұрын

Greatest advice ever

@ChadFranzen 2 ай бұрын

Estwing hammers are amazing. I love mine.

@bryanditmore4219 2 ай бұрын

Your poetry reminds me of the great Carl Sagen. You rock 🎉

@siphra Ай бұрын

I wonder how many people got that reference. That my friend is a throwback line.

@Sudoman666 Ай бұрын

Real genius reference nice.

@joeschulz7997 Ай бұрын

Great philosophy on tools. I told people the same thing. Most didn't like what I had to say, but that led to the question. Where is yours? ..... it was either it broke or someone lost it on me. My response was yeah right.

@AceWolff 26 күн бұрын

I appreciate you.

@kevincopley7783 2 ай бұрын

I love tools too!

@Reploid-dj9jc 2 ай бұрын

Yeah this is why i had to take away all the tools at my job that were mine , so many people just took them and either lost them or just never placed them back that eventually lost my cool and stuffed everything in my bag and took it home .

@Wyllie38 29 күн бұрын

I live by similar rules with a few additions 1. Borrow it more than twice in 2 months you probably should have your own 2. You break, you bought it. 3. If it’s not returned in a clean condition, promptly after use you lose all tool borrow privileges

@puncheonandmauby1 2 ай бұрын

They should teach this in school. Not just trade school. All schools.

@imark7777777 Ай бұрын

Would've been funnier if that jump cut he was holding some thing a little more substantial than that one hammer.

@pomnichowski 2 ай бұрын

thank you 🖐🏽

@Leroyparnell 4 күн бұрын

Amen brother, I'm trying ti teach this concept to my children now. Gonna have to get one of those magnets.

@danielpeck6269 15 күн бұрын

My second year as an apprentice mechanic I broke a power steering pully remover tool I had borrowed. I ordered a replacement kit online and had it shipped to the shop address with his name on it. He came and gave me the brand new kit and told me I needed it more than him. It only cost about $80 to earn a lifetime of respect from the old guy at the shop and I still have the same kit to this day.

@DaleDenton 5 күн бұрын

I love the beaver shirts 😂

@Physicsduck 5 күн бұрын

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@kh40yr 2 ай бұрын

CLEAN tools returned if borrowed, , #1 Rule!.

@muzzandmich 2 ай бұрын

I no longer let others into my toolbox. I got sick and tired of chasing my tools, when others said they would return them.

@stessert2208 2 ай бұрын

"Tools empower intellect and initiative with ability and progress."

@willrice2431 15 күн бұрын

That is exactly how I feel about people using my things without asking. I don’t use tools like those, but I have had people borrow my things or take food without asking and I think I lost it or I run out of snacks. Definitely irritating.

@NautilusGuitars 2 ай бұрын

Always been willing to loan tools, but I'm getting ever more hesitant, as I've slowly built an expensive list of what has never been returned. It's especially frustrating, given how forgetful my extremely busy schedule makes me. I won't realize something is missing until a sometimes year later when I need it. And at that point, I've long forgotten who borrowed it. Queue the random calls/messages to everybody I know, to no avail because nobody claims to have borrowed it.

@idlr9075 2 ай бұрын

Yes, father. 🙏

@trevoreverybody 2 ай бұрын

“Put it back” Those eyes said you better!

@slgkjlksjeltk5f 2 ай бұрын

Nice Real Genius reference 😂

@plasmahead2 Ай бұрын

I was told all of this by my elders, with an addition of "If you have to borrow it more than twice, you might want to get your own..." Hence the large collection of various tools I now have