Yeah this channel has more Alpha Aardvark energy

Ikr? what kind of an alpha makes a tampon gun and a chainsaw bayblade smh…

I wouldn’t say better but definitely equally amazing in its own special way!

@@thatautogarage3644 smh my head

Yeah I hate that guy in person

Sadly, having seen some of the shit pick-up artists and the like spew out, "leave a woman alone if she isn't interested" seems to be pretty revolutionary.

@@1ndiasmusic right a lot of them approach women like they're trying to sell something and they're taught to 'overcome objections' basically 'don't take no for an answer'. while he's doing it in a misogynistic roundabout way... the message of 'leave women alone if they're not interested in you' is actually based 🥲

Honestly that would be great advice given what these people usually say

I was considering the possibility that he's in deep cover presenting this as an alpha male thing so some portion of cretins will accidentally get good advice. Better than the alternative... filth... in this category of videos/tutorials.

It gets a bit tricky, some women deliberately reject guys to see them try harder and are disappointed when they aren't pursued anymore.

w username

i lol’d

oh god, get him away from it!!!

Hope you talked some sense into him by now lmao

i need an update, did he grow up??

I️ hope he feels better soon

Sorry for your loss

I'm sure the kid with the sans pfp was getting weird looks anyways

@@SDSypher clearly a beta

@@SDSypher undertale is alpha as fuck yo

What a great social victory, you should hold your head up high (but not too high)

@@cvspvr just like how all the cool kids like homestuck right

Everyone wants to have sex with Daniel Craig... right?... right!?

@@Boy_Boy of course

@@Boy_Boy well, and if yes, does it mean to be gay? (not me, I heard about a guy who might, you know...)

@@Boy_Boy yes! There's absolutely no deconstruction of traditional masculinity or criticism of empire and the way it controls and harms bodies. The way bond's relationships are dysfunctional and fractured aren't all suggestive that Jamey boy needs to change! No, it's about how badass he is! And seggsy!!!!!

You forgot about "be a rich and powerful high-status man"

What ??? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 Died laughing

prolly meant the child predators

If one more dude comes up to me when I have my headphones in and are actively avoiding them...

Poe’s law

who'd have thought someone could base their entire personality on a microsoft paint meme

I never knew those types of behaviors were becoming a meme like in the video (I knew about the virgin vs Chad meme) but all these cringe alphas are making me ashamed of how I walk and move now, kek. I walk with a bit of a shoulder swing, and with my head facing forward, but these people are making it seem cringe and like I watch these videos.

At least he picked appropriate characters... I made the mistake of stealing the main character's personality from Peep Show

@@Boy_Boy yea I made the same mistake... I'm a bit of a Jeremy myself

@@Boy_Boy and I may have watched the muppets too much.

@@Boy_Boy Yeah, bad move. Should have went with Alan Johnson not that turkey fucker, Mark.

@@Boy_Boy they have peep show in Oz? 🤩

Literally gender affirming care for cis men. I mean theres nothing wrong with walking a certain way if it makes you feel more in line with your gender I guess. But the way they larp as though it's literally the baseline of being a man is is utterly hilarious because it shows how shallow their own self impression is. I think the cure is hobbies. These men need hobbies.

Lmao I remember doing the same shit. These cis men are trying to pass as,, cis men.

Cis men

yk i really don't like the term 'cis' it just seems like its denormalising something that was once normal and if this world is now all about inclusiveness why are we putting a label on a certain group or is that ok because theyre straight? why can't we just be people?

@@darcywhittle2207 a cojone

😂😂😂😂😂

The next step for them would be to record their own "how to be an alpha-male" video. After that they are truly alphas

ghast ghand

Alpha alpha male male

Man Man

that's our entire model!

@@Boy_Boy u guys gay?

@@namesurname624 not yet

@@namesurname624 none of your business

i didnt even notice until now. thank you so much for this

It makes me like him more... reminds me of a moth

@@Boy_Boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

He held his head up VERY high, if you know what I mean.

​@@Boy_Boylmfaooo

KZfaq really has it all

How else is your phone company supposed to know if you're worthy of calling the important people then?

Especially when you are alone in your apartment, making yourself a peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich.

If you notice someone making a phone call, its because they are doing it in an inappropriate place. Nobody even pays attention to normal people on the phone

ahaha exactly

Unironically if you've done phone interviews it can really be helpful to act just like it is an in person interview. As much as your manner follows your mind, your mind follows manner as well.

you're too kind! our rippling alpha muscles are blushing at your comments.

@@Boy_Boy My jawline is blushing because of your response. I feel blessed.

They only got in because of the smooth shoulders and high chin posture

Weld with his bare hands? What video references that?

@ idat

lol exactly. He idolizes the imaginary figment created by the ultimate non-alpha. It's too good really

The entire point of Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders is his life is miserable and he hates everything. He seriously considers su*c*de on multiple occasions. He gets people he cares about killed by being an aggressive businessman. Like I get it, hes cool af, but they make it clear you dont want to be him

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Even the actor said there are people who are trying to be like his character, and that is awful and wrong

@@user-mp5xe8mm6g trying to re-enacted his coolness, not his psychotic, evil side.

The second hand embarrassment I get by remembering how many people took the characters in that movie seriously

@@phonotical lol

@@phonotical they can have a sister thats like 21, and had a kid, would still make them uncles

@@phonotical what? The only other alternative? Women can only have kids at either 12 or 35 now? What was going through your head when you wrote that comment? I'm actually interested. You know you can literally be an uncle at any age right?

you mean the gay uncles?

more like my gay uncle and his rent boy

The trademark of a true beta

The guy is on so much copium he might aswell be on acid with his hallucinations But in all seriousness I'm betting that the videos are actually more for himself because making the videos is his way of regaining his self confidence Kinda sad and usually I would say you do you but since it's just going to make the issue of his mindset worse and in the process continue to harass women well let's just hope he finds help soon

@@someoneudontknow3709 Exactly! It's just too bad that he puts these up publicly so others who lack confidence might adopt this mindset as well

A true man has a powerful neck, completely impervious to injury, beta.

Pulling a muscle from cringing is so not alpha. Good for you!

hahaha you make the community so proud! Please make a video screaming about all the 'bitches and hoes' you had sex with in person after the divorce.

Yeah, I've never seen a movie where so much of the fanbase completely misunderstands it.

@@Boy_Boy Never ceases to astonish me.

It's one issue a lot of conservatism and hyper-masculinity has issues with (it's not these groups but we can see is easily). They take something that is critiquing them and applies it as proof to their ideology. This can be seen in comedy. Comedy is a very liberal thing; its why many conservative satire or comedians don't do so very well outside of their own demographic. Its not funny to people. Comedy is subjective true; but if your a racist(not saying conservatives are racist) and you make racist jokes most likely only people who agree with you will laugh. The goal of a comedian is to make most people laugh so they can poke fun at things but do it in a non-offensive way that doesn't make someone or a group of people the butt of the joke. Poking fun is fine. Its the same thing with various internet things. At one point many groups were satirical such as flat earthers, or conspiracy groups; poking fun at the real ones. Over time people who believe it take it over as those were satiracal start to leave but the believers stay. Long enough anything satirical becomes unsatirical. Another thing I noticed is that many people no longer use feminazi's to describe the radical feminists. This might because of the rising nazi groups and fascism.

@@Boy_Boy The masculine urge to misinterpret the message of the movie and the author's original intention and start beating yourself up in a parking lot

It's literally their MO. They put characters from fight club and american psycho (a critique of masculinity and a comedy about how stupid capitalism is respectively) on a pedestal. Sure enough, they become a living version of the satire that they try to imitate.

Agreed

😂

Got diagnosed with Omicron the other day. I guess life is looking up for me

I wish we had consulted you before making the video emboman. We'll have to follow thy toe and get some omicron to make up for it

Everybody knows strength build is superior to dex

I think narcissistic self centred and ego maniac can be added to that list

I'm not sure if it's even confidence... we only watched a 10 minute video and the insecurity was pretty blatant.

@@Boy_Boy bravado and fake confidence then

I'm not sure if bragging about having sex is a mark of confidence lol. To me someone is confident if he/she doesn't have to prove anything to anyone

"Will never fail to amaze me." It worked!

Can you PLEASE give just a smidgen just a little just a morsel of a story

@@Robinhartz not much to tell. I responded to a Craigslist’s ad looking for a videographer and video editor for what I thought was a fitness channel. Turns out it was mostly just alpha male, anti woman nonsense disguised as a fitness channel. He was a nice enough guy personally. He treated me alright(probably because I’m a man) and paid fair. But he was a raging misogynist who viewed woman as objects of desire and nothing else. He would refuse to date women who had jobs. He’d only date people who would be completely dependent on him. That’s about all there is to say about it

@@fromthebackseat4865 Hamza? 👀

@@fromthebackseat4865 looks like a classic Arabian for me

@@fromthebackseat4865 worst period of your life? Absolutely soul crushing???

Bloke was a pathetic coping git. Shirtless talking like he has something to prove, it's embarrassing

classic beta-mum move. stay alpha bro

Lmao I love this

Big Chungus is the biggest alpha male of them all!

I see this as an absolute win

Charlie Chaplin had game to spare, probably not a bad place to be.

@@calebr7199 ah yes the most masculine character ever, buggs bunny

Maybe... make a million a month?

@@envis10n12 And be from a western country...

@@tech-priestbravosierra7720 sure, but what if you made... hear me out... 10 million a month?

@@envis10n12 I hear you, but what about 1 million a minute

Alternative step: Rob banks like Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili

no way it needs to be "Alpha Alpha Aardvarks"

@@OneOfDisease my favourite childrens book

♂️ Man ♂️ Man ♂️

Male male alpha alpha

Lmao

yeah but you don't become disrespectful to them either

oh no! it's the Chinese bots again

We're in too deep, I can't tell the difference between someone posting it as a meme or an actual bot posting

Thankyou! God bless

That's a lovely thing to say! Hopefully more boys will watch this and change their minds

@@Boy_Boy Yes boys, listen to this boy boy

That's the part I didn't get of the videos... Do alpha males want a relationship? Or an accessoire?

@@SA-lh7zl money 💰 and objects I think. So women would be just that to them. Possessions

@@SA-lh7zl I responded to this but youtube deleted it for some reason. I said that what they want is [non-reproductive acts involving reproductive actions].

You definitely don't have sex in person.

These people just target other guys who are unatractive and down on their luck/bad self confidence and try to sell them a way to skip trough interpersonal relationships instantly to "succes". The fact they still need to show off constantly about their own "succeses" show that they were probably once in that spot too and have become bitter and mysognistic enough to just be content with seeing every women as a material object.

💯

I think your statement is internally contradictory for these people.

Totally, shows just how insecure these men are. Can only have relations with women if they have sex with them. I enjoy and respect my women friends VERY much, and my girlfriend appreciates that quite a bit

@@thebosley4103 But do you do it in person?

@@thebosley4103 Yeah dude it doesn't count if u dont have sex in person

Well, it is the first step to becoming an incel, where every woman is disrespected, unless she openly shows sexual interest.

You have some great playlists on your channel, totally stealing some of those.

There are many good videos on polyrhythms over on the music theory youtube :D

@@jannepeltonen2036 That's actually why I did it lol, I really like polyrhythms

polyrhythms are alpha as fuck

Once they become famous they're dead to us.

Hahaha great point. It's all a transaction to confirm your value

I mean, by the weird definition of alpha, they are the embodiment of alpha. But they are also drug-addicted, miserable, life-destroying piles of garbage

The boy boy boys are ultra sigma males

Wasn’t that the last video?

We're glad we could help!

Joy is the Key! Thankyou for meeting Abraham

What a beautiful comparison.

Software in general I believe

@@seanonraet8327 Yes. Beta is when it's almost production-ready but you still have to iron out some bugs (and that's an interesting metaphor if you take it literally).

That's such a nice thing to say, I hope you get some respite from our videos and we'll keep them coming for you

What kind of severe mental health problems?

@@TheTGOAC Chlamidiuh

They exist, they’re called therapists

Thats like borderline impossible. Because half the advise would just be "dont be a shitbag, believe in yourself, be respectful." Anyone who seeks out dating advise isnt likely to engage in that kind of content.

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 well put

Anthony Recenello comes to mind. He is like the only dating/relationship coach is actually like.

Should be a woman for sure. Men have bad track records explaining feelings and women.

That's what being an Alpha is all about.

pretty sure that one is Sigma

You're an inspiration

Wait, whos the other boy? One of them is the funny one and the other one is just "other boy?"

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Yes.

Its a mindset though, so its just as toxic if not more so. If a pretty woman just walked up to me and started talking to me, my guard would be immediately up. Like wtf, what do you want you weirdo? If she actually spoke to me like a human being and asked me about my interests or whatever, Id be much more inclined to take them seriously and talk to them. Hes essentially seeking out a specific kind of woman and disregards all the others, which IMO breeds misogyny just as much as harassing them

I mean the guy is obviously pretty shit. The whole alpha movement thrives off misogyny. But promoting the active harassment of women to an impressionable audience can get other people into pretty dangerous situations

Yeah that's a fair point. As shit as the alpha community is, it's refreshing to see someone who limits their harassment to 20 seconds. Doesn't mean it's still not super misogynistic.

I thought the same but repeating the "Fuck her" makes me think his viewers might just become aggressive after a woman says no instead and tell her how worthless she is which is just another kind of harassment. Atleast some form of consent has finally made it onto the alphatube

^ this comment has probably just got me onto several 3 letter lists