THIS IS NOT A BRAIN FART - NEW VIDEO COMING THIS THURSDAY TOO. WHY? BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT.

I once thought I'd try tasting milk by pouring some on my finger, then proceeded to pour like a fourth of the carton on the floor, not even considering that a finger had no logical way of holding any amount of liquid.

I was thinking about what happens when you freeze juice a few days ago and I thought to myself, "If you freeze apple juice, do you get an apple?" and it genuinely took me a couple seconds to realize how stupid that is

Forgot how to say the meaning of “Can’t wait to eat!” And instead said “Can’t ready to consume!” I will not forget that.

i play vr alot, and once when i was scubba diving i just throught "Ok, im bored of this now" and started taking off my mask. took me a minute to realise that i really am 30ft underwater.

I love how this went from brain farts, to people forgetting the names of objects, to people forgetting how to spell progressively shorter and shorter words

Can we appreciate all the electricity Matt puts in his jug?

A a waiter in a hotel’s restaurant I can attest that “have a nice meal” “you too” always makes my day lol

Once I forgot how to spell "Ate" as in the past tense of "Eat" so I grabbed my Bernstein Bears book from when I was a kid, read the entire thing, and on the last page it said the family "Ate" Dinner. Ill never forget that feeling

As both a digital and traditional artist, the amount of times i’ve tried to zoom in on my paper or double tap it to undo a line is uncountable

My biggest brain fart that I remember? I was in my car, stood in front of a stop sign waiting for it to turn green...

“I’ll have a hamburger” “Well done” “Thank you” HAD ME ROLLING😂😂😂

bro I am not a giggly person. I usually just acknowledge humor silently, at least when I'm on my own. But Matt's videos genuinely make me burst out laughing every time. I literally had to stop to catch my breath with this one. A special kind of funny imo.

I once had such a huge brain fart that I forgot the word “mustard”. Ended up calling it “lemonnaise” (combination of lemonade and mayonnaise)

My husband and I were pretty obsessed with Zelda TOTK for awhile. I took a hike with my spouse and we had a map on our phones. Instead of grabbing the phone to look at the map I used my invisible joy cons to select the map. He laughed at me only to do the same thing later on.

I have my own charming brain fart situation that I remember very vividly: I once wanted to put my bag of chips back in the kitchen. I walked downstairs without the chip bag that I wanted to return, walked to the garage, opened the car door and sat down, strapped my seatbelt, and sat there for a minute straight until I went, “Wha-“ Then I walked to the kitchen for real and stood in front of the counter trying to remember what I wanted to do. I gave up in trying to remember and walked all the way back upstairs just to find the chip bag sitting on the bed. I genuinely have no idea where my mind went. Edit: I have another great story: When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade I forgot how to spell “I”. I asked my teacher and she looked at me puzzled for a few seconds and said, “e-y-e or I” and I said, “Not e-y-e but the other one.” and she looked even more confused. She said “I”, and I said “I know that, but how do you spell it?” She said “I” and I looked at her ticked off and said, “I KNOW THATS WHAT IM ASKING FOR YOU TO HELP ME SPELL” and she looked at me straight in the eyes and said, “It’s spelled I” and I then facepalmed and started to protest until I realized that “I” is spelled “I”. Edit Edit: I commented this before I even finished the video, I can’t believe someone had the same problem lol, SheZowRaisedByWolves had the same thing happen with “I”!

One time I wanted to pour a glass of milk, so I got the milk out of the fridge, poured it all over the countertop, and then got a glass out of the cupboard and placed it on top of the spill. Just kind of stood there for a minute before needing to sit down out of pure awe at my stupidity.

My favorite askreddit brainfart of all time goes something like "I meant to ask the Subway worker for a footlong meatball sandwich, ended up saying football meatlong"

I once forgot how to spell my name and spent a good few minutes laying down in bed panicking because I couldn’t remember if it was “Damian” or “Damien”. Another time when I was younger I lost my mom in the grocery store and started looking for her gamer tag since you can see them through walls in minecraft.

Best brain-fart I've ever witnessed was during my second season on the non-professional cast of my home Ren Faire. Myself and three or four other non-professional cast-members were in the closest thing we had to a greenroom that year (backstage at the primary stage). Amongst other things, there's a water-cooler there. (That year, it was one of those big cylinders with a tap that you might take on a picnic or something. It had to be refilled as opposed to having a jug replaced.) One of my castmates stepped up to the water-cooler with absolutely no mug in hand and pushed the little lever to fill his mug. Water poured out and landed on the floor, and he quickly stopped, embarrassed; and, in answer to our various questioning expressions and verbal inquiries, simply said, "I don't want to talk about it". The comedy of the situation does not remotely come across in writing, but it was one of the single funniest things I have ever witnessed. Every one of us was in tears of laughter. I am very grateful that there was no show happening on that particular stage at the time, because I do not believe we were remotely in control of our volume.

Honestly, I sympathise with these brain farts. I received a head injury a fairly long time ago and as a consequence, words regularly fall out of my head. While it's frustrating at times, I mostly find it funny. A few years back, I momentarily forgot the word door, so confidently told my Mum to close the people flap behind her. You have to laugh really.

Every artist understands the agony of setting your drink down next to your paint water cup. So many mistakes have been made. And somehow, they keep being repeated. Every. Single. Time.

I once was in my kitchen after a power cut making a cup of tea, and I happened to notice that the oven was flashing the time screen like it does when it wants to know the time again. Forgetting this, I just walk up to it and then call out to my sister. I say to her: “Hey, the oven wants to know the time again, should I click…” Now, I had forgotten the word yes, so instead of saying: “Should I click yes?” I said: “Should I click… H-hooray?” INSTEAD💀💀💀😂😂😂

I had once taken the elevator while being on the phone with my mom and I was so distracted, that when the elevator door opened, I automatically said "thank you"

i, on multiple occasions have called motorcycles a "vroom vroom" while twisting my imaginary handgrip in the air. like you know, a child.

In university, I was frazzled from studying, and one of my friends brought out a bag of marshmallows, and I opened my mouth to say what those were, and the word my brain gave me to say, in a really excited, celebratory tone, was: "Baugerophones!" I can't help thinking this must be an alternate universe word for them.

I tried to log out of life. The worst part was I thought I actually ended up in the PS4 main menu.

you know what when I was listening to a friend irl I thought she was too quiet and turned up the volume on my laptop, safe to say that didn't help anything.

Quite recently I was playing with my friend's baby and started to feel completely enraptured by how cute he was, since I only ever have that reaction when playing with my dogs, I held the baby and went "aww... puppy"

A classic story from my parents: My dad was looking for his belt for ages. Eventually asked my mom whether she’d seen it. She said “what’s wrong with the one you’re wearing?”

One time, after JUST talking about a carpet, I literally tried to remember what it was but I couldn’t no matter how hard I tried, so I called it “ Floor-blanket “

I once forgot that I had Italian class, and went to Lunch instead, and halfway through my lunch realized "wait, I don't know these people" and remember that I literally just skipped half of Italian class

When I was 11, for just one morning, I forgot how to read. The most terrifying experience I've had, I swear. I was a fast reader for my age and loved reading! But one day I opened my book and the letters just. Wouldn't connect into words. I got really scared, burst into tears. I remember my mom gave me a glass of milk and said that I should wait a few hours and try again. The afternoon, everything was alright and I could read normally. Back then it seemed mom knew exactly what the problem is and how to help me, but when I asked her later about it, she admitted it scared her a lot, too, and she just stayed calm for my sake.

I once woke up after a truly impressive lack of sleep 100% convinced that I was, in fact, dead. I had got around to asking a friend to check that I still had a pulse before the obvious answer dawned on me 💀

I once had a serious ten minute session of forgetting what was the English equivalent of j and had to ask the teacher

Somebody tried to say yes and aye at the same time on a very serious and personal topic and combined the two to say ‘yay’ and made them cry

I sort of did the opposite to the whole "searching for things you already have" debacle. I had wondered for a few days where something was. I didn't go looking for it but I hadn't seen it anywhere so I didn't think it would be anywhere obvious. One day I found myself walking down the stairs holding it, wondering "where tf did I get this?" Still have no idea where I found it.

On more than one occasion I have panicked upon realizing my car keys weren’t in my pocket *_while I was driving._*

"I've tried to CTRL + F bookshelves before" Reminds me of the many times in which I thought about copying and pasting book paragraphs/sentences either onto my computer or onto a page in a workbook for school before realizing that this generation has corrupted my mind.

I once accidentally wrote “soilders” instead of “soldiers” when we were learning about trench warfare in high school history class. Unfortunately, I found it really funny and it made sense to me because the soldiers are in the soil/ dirt, so I struggled to spell “soldiers” right for like a year.

Throwback to when I was eating soup after having not slept for an entire day, realized the soup was too hot to eat, and turned the volume down on my phone to cool it off.

I once wanted to refill some of my drink during lunch, grabbed the closest bottle on the table and then realised mid-squeeze that I put ketchup into my lemonade 💀

That muffin is looking awfully like a hampster

On multiple occasions, I when I'm being scolded by mom and I'm playing a game, I try to get away from my mom by moving away in the GAME 😭💀

Can we all agree that Matt should bring Thunderous Thursdays videos for the halloween season?

I once drank some very sour blackcurrant juice. Aparently my brain registered "sour" as "hot", because I started blowing on it to make it less sour.😂

Once I woke up half asleep, and panicked and scurried to get my phone light on, I knew I was holding my phone but I was convinced there was another half or some shit 💀😭

To be fair I also call it an electric jug 😂 Must be an Aussie thing

My friends were over and while in the kitchen, one of them completely forgot what a “refrigerator” was called. Me and my other friend stood there messing with him for a while with even my entire family coming out and messing with him as well. Eventually he looked up “what is the large metal rectangle thing in the kitchen” because he was so done with everyone. We joke about it to this day

One of my biggest brain farts- I used to sneak my phone into my bed at night when I was younger, and at the time I was a massive Half-Life fan (still am). Since I played it so much, I began walking on the wooden floorboards of my house in the middle of the night going to get my phone thinking that if my parents woke up I could just go back to my last save and try and walk slower instead

4:18: *_“RORK?!”_* (For some reason it sounded more like that than “WORK” as if it were a Scooby Doo impression.)

I just had to block some guy for being an ass for no reason so I really needed this. Your videos are a great stress reliever lol

I will never forget that time I wanted to ask something to my geography teacher, a 60 year old lady, and I accidentally called her "dad". Also one time I forgot the word sister existed, so I kept saying "female brother" to my very confused friend

I once said to my dad, in all earnestness, "I need to clean my glasses. My pictures are dirty." It took me a bit to understand why he couldn't stop laughing....

One time, I was sick and had one of those old Tupperware containers to throw up in, and I was also eating chili. I was going to place the bowl full of chili into the Tupperware because I didn’t feel like I needed to throw up, and I wanted a secure spot for my chili, then I had realized I started to pour my chili into the Tupperware, (there was not any throw up in the Tupperware) and had to eat it out of a comically large container.

oh oh OH! This is a fun one. My sister's dad is a news reporter. A number of years ago, on air, he forgot the name for windshield wipers. Funniest shit ever as he tried to explain them.

Worst brain fart I can recall was in middle school. We always had to write in cursive and on this particular day we were writing an essay on something that I can't recall anymore. Anyways, I managed to write everything as a single jumble of cursive, somehow. Words were all sperated by a space, but still attached through a squiggly cursive line, managed to do that for a couple paragraphs but i stopped and looked at my paper like i had been writing an alien language.

One time my mom forgot what a toaster was called and called it, with full confidence, a "bread popper thingy." Still hold it over her head to this day.

I can't stop watching this channel, which I just discovered 2 days ago, now I just keep looking for more and more videos, and I laugh so much each time I feel like I'm going to die, but I still keep watching, HELP! 🥺

I’m so used to digital art and I keep double clicking the paperi n art class 💀 imfao

Me; 'Wow, that's a nice car!' Friend: 'That's a hearse.' Will never forget that one.

I can relate to those "searching something while you already have it" stories. I once searched the entire house to find my phone... while listening to music with my phone. Then I took out my phone to call myself. Extra story: I once got onto the schoolbus with the trash bag my mom gave me to throw away. Took it all the way to school before I realized it.

Oh my groceries Matt your videos are so awesome thank you so much!😊😊

Since I first commented on this video, I have gotten Phasmophobia. Now when I go to the basement of my house I either think to look for evidence or find a place to hide in case of a hunt. In my own home. This has actually made me actively paranoid when I'm in any place that seems particularly old. My parents took me along to look at a couple of really old houses (one had knob and tube electrical wiring) and I desperately wanted for an EMF reader. I'm a damn skeptic. I shouldn't be worried about ghosts because I don't believe that they could exist.

every once in a while i forget how to drink. i’ll either spill it all over myself or start immediately choking because i’d forgotten how to swallow lol

Sometimes I wake up from sleeping and I still have dream logic in my brain, so I end up muttering weird stuff to myself. "Why doesn't Guy Fieri eat more watermelon?" Like what does that even have to do with me? Guy Fieri's consumption of watermelon is his own business.

U NEARLY KILLED ME LAUGHING I WAS EATING MELON

havnt laughed this hard in long time, thanks man

I once had to write the word “meaningfully” on a spelling test. I wrote “eddgacatoina”. I have kept that test to this day.

Can we just appreciate how he delivers us the best "skull emoji" pronunciations every few days?

Forgot the word tissue existed. Couldn’t think of it. Thought of the word closest to it and said, ‘Hey, should we go get that *t o i l e t* box over there?’

Recently I’m having the instinct to use telekinesis to pick stuff up from far away after playing a vr game were you could do exactly that

2:27 Can't be any worse than me forgetting how to breathe. I just held my breath and then wondered "How am I supposed to breathe again?" for 5 seconds or so.

Can highly relate to the eyes thing. While practicing reading Braille at age twelve or thirteen, I didn’t get stuck on words like console, matted, cables or extension. No, I got stumped by the word eyes and sat there for seven solid minutes stressing and on the brink of an anxiety attack because I thought my brain was fucking broken- Edit: Fixed a typo. Just got a new keyboard a few hours ago and my hands aren’t quite used to it yet, whoops- Thanks to those who pointed it out to me lol

I once tried to blow light onto something. I've also tried to press control-z on the paper I was drawing on.

I work as a dishwasher and have had many separate occasions where i put the dishes in the wash and two seconds later open the CLOSED AND RUNNING machine to take the apparently already clean dishes out. Its not until i get sprayed with water that i finally come to my senses

3:56 ok…..but imagine being matt’s taxi driver when he said that. i would either feel complimented, or scared for my life 💀

1:12 As someone with glasses, this is totally understandable. The amount of times I've reached for them just to grab air is astounding

“Cheers thanks gorgeous boy” 😭😭😭😭😭

I forgot how to nod my head I just moved my head faster each time I looked forward

Tbh if anyone I was driving around called me “gorgeous boy” I’d fall in love.

I remember back in middle school, I'd been playing a lot of Smash Bros Brawl. CDs in that game unlocked new songs if you picked them up, but they vanished like 3 seconds after they spawned, so you had to drop everything whenever you saw one and grab it. This conditioned me to the point where I'd see CDs lying around by computers at school, and I'd reflexively tense up and almost lunge at them before remembering that I wasn't in a video game.

4:13 I do this sometimes! I also read various things (books or internet stuff), zone out for no reason, and I keep re-trying to read as I'm reading.

Once I was mixing milo with milk (it was 2am give me a break) and after I put the milo in first, I subconsciously went up to my fridge and poured water in it. I realised my mistake, had to restart the process, then did it again *and put ice in it too* . Another time I was reading something about animals and thought “what in gods name is a Guinea pig?” (I was pronouncing it as “guy-EEH-nah pig and genuinely forgot.) tired as duck both times.

A couple of goofy ones I've had: - For Christmas one year at school a teacher gave me a pineapple stress toy and I genuinely thought it was a watermelon. It took me till the end of the school day to realize it wasn't a watermelon. - I forgot what amnesia was one day. Mum and I were eating dinner and I just asked her "What's amnesia again?" I've probably got more but I'm too braindead to think of more right now.

Fun Fact: Last week I ate a chocolate skull and immediately started thinking of the skull emoji. 💀

Whenever I get told “happy birthday,” I always say “you too” or “happy birthday” back 💀

STOP MAKING ME ALMOST WAKE UP MY PARENTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH MATT WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY

My worst brain fart, by far, was the time I went swimming with some friends. I was holding one of their babies in the shallow end. At one point, the baby reached up, grabbed the goggles off my head, pulled them back, and let go. The goggles slapped me right in the eyes and then I couldn’t see because they landed awkwardly. For whatever reason, my brain couldn’t handle “hold baby” and “fix eyes” at the same time, and so I just….let go of the baby. I realized as soon as I did it and also when everyone was screaming, so before I could even fix the goggles I was fumbling around for a baby in 3 feet of water without the use of vision. Eventually I realized I should fix my eyes and make it go faster but by that time someone else had grabbed her. I have still not lived that one down. The best part was that the baby didn’t even react. She just sank to the bottom like a stone.

A brain fart that sticks in my memory is the time I asked my mom if I could have permission to use the toilet... in our own house.

I once couldn’t find where my phone was. Turns out I’d left it in the fridge

2:37 as an Australian, I sometimes pour the milk in the metal tin. 😂

these brain farts are so funny to watch, I'm really glad I got to see these! Must've been funny to other people in person too. Had a mild brain fart a couple of weeks ago when I failed to understand that I was awake, and I ended up shouting at my mom "Don't come near me, you're going to break the bed and hurt the eggs!" before I realized that didn't make sense.

One night I watched Matt Rose’s videos for 3 hours straight, from 2 am to 5, trying not to laugh my ass off and wake up my parents- This dude is the source of my laughter and joy bro 💀 And I got that S N O R T laugh when I laugh too hard so if I plug my nose tryna make it quiet I sound like a muffled dying pig. 💀

I once told my friend "Hold on Im just gonna look after my phone real quick." Then proceeded to ask around the house and look around for a solid 5 minutes until my mom pointed out that I WAS HOLDING IT. I then put my phone back to my ear and said "Sorry I found it".

5:03 I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT THIS BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED

I have adhd so my brain is normally very gassy. But one that I remember is that I was in the middle of a test, when the teacher left the room. The whole class started chatting and screaming, and the boy next to me started yelling out his cookie clicker score. I started subconsciously writing down his exact words on my paper for an answer. I didn’t realise until I went to edit it afterwards. That’s when I snapped back and went “wait a second, this is an English test…”

Once I was so sleep deprived that when my mum said goodnight to me I simply responded with "meow" luckily she didn't hear it, but the memory continues to haunt me for some reason

sometimes, i call my dad "aunty" like I'm in class by accident

The turning up the volume of a person's voice is soooo real though. I wish i could do that irl