Fist reply also hi

Yo

Here so quick man

Liked the vid bro keep it up

Silence Brand

periodt😌✨

lol

If you don't play it, we are rioting

I'll join

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rtt2fLJn3bypaYE.html

I imagine they commission freelance writers to do it. Same with the KFC dating sim.

sounds like my kinda job

@@vanillabatbones damn, same, someone sign me up

Sara tapped her pencil on the dark mahogany wood of the conference table, her eyes staring straight at the white board and clock ticking second by second above it. All had been going fine and well this morning; picking up her dog's awful little present in the kitchen, racing Jaxon to school before detouring to work, having to smile at the security guard in the lobby with that awful dill pickle smell as she speed-walked by, until she got to her cubicle throwing her jacket over the back of her chair. She hadn't had any time to make a tweet yet, the creative wit of Wendy's roasts not giving her the muse she needed to face the music that morning. She'd sat down in front of her computer, ready to scour the usual morning emails, memos, and advertising strategies when her boss tapped on her on the shoulder to call everyone in for an emergency meeting. Oh no she thought, they've reviewed the time stamps, I knew this new job was too good to be true! Silently the employees filed in through the front door one by one, each unsure of what this emergency meeting was about. They eyed each other carefully, wondering who among them might know the true meaning of this change from the norm. "Good morning everybody," David announced, clapping his hands. "As I'm sure you're aware, our marketing strategy of using twitter has been going awesome lately -- " wait what? Sara thought she was the one in charge that morning. "It seems last night Joe came up with an awesome marketing strategy" Of course, Sara thought, narrowing her eyes. Perfect Joe. Ever since she'd started working at this office all he ever seemed to do was be out to one-up her. Yes, that type. The type with the ambitious air and know-it-all stare. How come he was getting the spotlight? "Asking our customers for roasts, we're all the public is talking about now! McDonalds didn't even have time to clap-back-- we have to figure out a way that'll really knock 'em out of the park to show these young teenyboppers what we're made of. Let's get creative folks! I was just thinking of creative ways to increase customer engagement when we got an idea from one of the higher ups--" Wow, that was serious stuff there, word from branches in corporate must have traveled quickly. She wondered what could possibly warrant a call or idea from another corporate level employee, not expecting for a second to hear what came out next. "Does anybody know what this w-w-aatt, wattaboard, no that wasn't it..." "Sir do you mean wattpad? The freelance website?" Joe queried. The website with freelance work that Jaxon was talking about? "Yes that's the one! They're taking off! I've just seen a brilliant tip from one of our employees! To increase customer engagement we thought we'd take advantage of some of our writers and creative types here in this office by asking anyone who was willing if they could lead a team to write some stories centered on new drinks we'll be releasing shortly! Of course whoever is up to the task should know that the company has offered to make them eligible for the company's annual bonus!" Sara's eyes flashed to Joe, her mind thinking back to Jaxon and the new shoes she'd seen him eyeing at the store. Sara left up from her chair, taking everybody's attention by storm. "I'll do it!" She shouted, Joe shooting sideline glares as David, smiling big bright and wide glanced at the rest of the team, "Great initiative Sara! Now," He turned to the white board, an excited smirk on his face, "What's your story idea about?" And with that they were off.

That was my thought too! Like someone is getting paid to write these! Imagine someone asking what you do and you say you’re a writer and they ask what you write and you have to tell them you write for the Wendy’s wattpad account lmao.

I think you mean 'nightmare'

@@cassuttustshirt4949 I think you mean the best dream of my life

What if you had a friend called Wendy who likes Wattpad?

@@butters643 yes

wake up, bro wake up

😳

Hey... Good job.

AYYYYYY

Nice one 😏

Sus...

Meppity THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

OMG SAME

Okay but also like that whole bit in community about KFC where they made that space simulator- like that has to be next right?

@@karyssa5 omg so true

@@karyssa5 The KFC game console sounds pretty similar to it so maybe that will be part of the game 😂

harmbudrlerd

💀💀

right after Cyberpunk releases. bad timing for them

I will never forgive kfc

That’s the ultimate ‘hey son, we couldn’t get a ps5, but this is just as good, right? r i g h t ?’

“Relatable Capitalism”

Lol

"Manufactured Authenticity"

I think kfc would be chaotic marketing, Wendy's is just relatable marketing

@@DDub04 the term most leftys use is actually "Rainbow Capitalism"

to be fair the guy who runs it uses it pretty much like a personal either way

@@copperqueen1816 yikes

oh god not the MIXTAPE

if it wasn't true maybe it was our collective fever dream

@@emilj5143 mandela effect watching us: i wanted to see if i was powerful enough to twist their minds

God I remember the Wendy’s rpg, that was ... interesting.

there was a hamburger helper mixtape too

The blueprint^

denny's tumblr was the best and only one

This has nothing to do with your comment but I haven't seen a detective conan pfp in a while 👁👁

Then we need to do like Tumblr did to Denny's, destroy them with memes about how their CEO's are capitalist running dogs whose collective wealth needs to be seized and redistributed to the people.

nothing can compare with the alien nature of denny's tumblr

hire the wendy’s people to write it

@@ceebadoobee on it (should I actually write it orrr..👀)

Wendys YES PLEASE

@@ceebadoobee ight

@@guyfieri4017 drop the title when its done? I def wanna check that out lmao

Next dating sim: Jarvis at company high, following the trope of “girl at all boys school”, but with a non company at a company’s school

Hey, come on. It was a Hallmark movie, not Lifetime.

also the vanvan guy at 11:37 looked like something straight from jojos bizarre adventure

Slimothy Jimothy

slimothy jimothy

Slimothée Jalamet ✨

@@mybeansarecooler that's it. this is the best one

Omg slimothy XD

2020 has us all a little lonely

@@krystalhooper8508 please touch some grass😭

Alt title: everything the OP just said + ... and fails miserably

He was not avoiding Zaxchys when he said he was dtf

I never thought about it that way, but that is a good theory and I’m now wondering.

go & go

kum & kum

go & kum

& kum go

shoot n' scoot

What do you mean former tumblr kid... oh wait you mean tumblr adult with an English degree

Jupiter Liam 🤣🤣🤣

There's a Wendy's account on wattpad, writing love stories about food

I- wendy fanfic sounds like the one weird kid who ate rocks at recess.

I can't decide if this is a rubbing hands together evily (I think I just made a word up) situation OR a jumping up and down in joy situation!

Bruh

SHEN NOOOO!! Nananznxnj

bonk

lmaoo

Two of my favorite KZfaqrs, wonderful

wait what

@@nariaein yup

THE FUCK

wait-

Lmao south park is so specific

Lol

I thought it was because of the Denny’s tumblr?

@@MilqueeWayGaming omg not Denny’s tumblr-

Probably Slim Jim. It seems like he's locked into their route since he got the DM cutscene with them. Plus it's kinda the canon route, so if you don't heavily try to go for another it will probably sort the player into the Slim Jim route. It's a good thing it's my favorite story line! Slim Jim is ✨best girl✨❤

@@crummycreator5548 Agreed. Slim Jim is waifu

Depends. He might go with KFC if it’s represented by hot husbando Colonel Sanders

please someone make this

Someone write a fanfic

@moi is me *JARVIS IS TRYING HIS* _VERY_ *BEST*

That sentence has probably never said before

That’s good right? RIGHT?

​@@guyfieri4017 #WendysWorldDomination2021 🤗

Insert Jojo copypasta here

Huh. He does lol

are you deadass goningto ignore how Aeshleigh is spelled

i think thats the point

Wait but I don’t like that. It’s actually super annoying. Just make it fit the freaking bun like everyone else. You’re Wendy’s - no one wants “different” they want “cheap” and “passable.” Perhaps “edible.” No one gives a darn.

easy, brand = bad. the person behind the account might be real but its not who they are, its their job. they're doing this because a 60yo boomer company ceo told them to. if you want to connect with a person, go on their personal account

​@@mintsmooth860 so real

hi, I guess I'm first

lemme get a discount code tho

Do you guys sell peanut butter?

SILENCE, BRAND

eye- The purple mattress brand-

Denny’s was on tumblr a while back which I believe started it

slim jim has a whole fucked up meme page, and has had it for a while

It wasn't cool. Ever. Nobody ruined it Wendys was annoying from the very beginning.

I always find it super funny when brands do this. I know I’m feeding into it, but it’s exactly the nonsensical ridiculous crap that is my humour

Ikr i hate followers 🤢

I'm try not to die from alcohol poison

Idk why I thought screenshot

@@kathansen6995 Lmao same

I don’t know what this implies, but I don’t like it

@@extrnalsorce4974 Tumblr's ads will basically just be something like the following: a low resolution picture of a pebble with the title "Brazilian Pizza Farms?" then the subtitle will just be a keyboard smash. I am not exaggerating

@@Iron_Stigmata Sounds like heaven and hell

@@extrnalsorce4974 It fits the chaos of my dashboard very well ngl. Sometimes there will be ads I mistake as shitposts

Denny’s scares me

Quoth the Sanders, “ c h i c k e n c h a m b e r ”

That's it, you're going to the *Chicken Chamber*

Damn, guess KFC is taking design advice from 1940’s Germany

most importantly of course

*uh oh, you did an oopsie! into the chicken chamber with you*

@@gangmaki he is doing his best leave him alone

the original guy actually passed away tragically earlier this year, his name was andy hines

@@simiancarroll5167 as long as i expressed my thoughts with respect i dont really see the need for you to tell me so

Ok what is wrong with u why wouldn’t u eat the meaty stick of goodness what the heck

I was 400th like

@@jaazyburt2151 LMAOOO

@@jaazyburt2151 plsss

Thank you my friend

Ironically Sherwin Williams fired a guy for even suggesting the idea. Apparently they didn't like him 'wasting company time and resources' even though he bought the paints he didn't mix for customers himself and did some some of the work on his off time. He had his entire TikTok account set up for it, and SW just smacked it down. Considering my husband used to work for them, it doesn't shock me. >.>

Literally looking for internship jobs and a lot of brands are looking for people to do every social media thing ever, including Instagram and Tik Tok. One brand even wanted someone who could make "dank memes". It's crazy.

That's capitalism for you

that writing is way too good for wattpad tbh so I could see it

I know and I actually love it. It’s so ridiculous it’s great

no i did it myself

If they did, at least that little writer got paid.

feels good to be youe 400th l i k e

feels good to be youe 474th l i k e

Feels good to be your 513th l i k e

feels good to be youe 550th l i k e

feels good to be youe 555th l i k e

writing what

Jarvis needs to read that on the channel, and if he doesn't? We riot

pardon

Wait is that real because then I need to start my wattpad account up again

seriously???

I aspire to be a professional meme lord

Colonial.

@@1999colebug Lol yay autocorrect.

i read this twice because i thought nothing was wrong with it. theyve broken me. the brands have broken me

Ok. HA JARVIS HAS A RUBIX CUBE SHIRT AND WAS HEARING GLASSES SO HES A NERD

Jarvis pee pee poo poo There

I'll hold him down, you get some swings in. Swirly is scheduled for 3:30 in the out of order toilet.

hes NEEEEEERD

@@yoyohayli kk

Too bad their products are shit

@@marvingonzalez8586 eh, they’re ok

@@ianowens1905 if someone gave me a slim jim i'd be grateful but a little puzzled

@@swampman420 me too

Jarvis should start referring to them as Slim James

ME TOO XD

Sameeee oof

What I thought it was horny Craig

I thought it was corny craig

ME TOO DUDE

wdym j/

Yes.

/j* sorry if i come of rude btw

@@skeletonman1126 /j stands for joke (they did it backwards lol)

Yes

How?

@@deet2878 jarvis mentions how they use bright red, which is their branding and they write text regarding a delay on that brand that matches the colour. If you look at Cyberpunk 2077's delays they're yellow like their branding and they had to move their release date to dec 10th, which is one day after when KFC said they had to "move" their release day

Oh ok

@@deet2878 it's also pretty on par with CD red's cyberpunk message in wording too lol. I couldn't help but laugh

I think a better time stamp would be around 12:30 jsyk :)

I've had nightmares like this for years

NO-

Um

jail is over there, onii chan

Someone needs to warn Jarvis about this, otherwise he likely won’t see, it will be too late by then.

@@dustind6102 On it!

Not me people need to learn the rules or leave

@@thewanderingassassinlk3136 you will likely end up playing alone...

Do you mean... what do youno

@@audreyloomis526 shut the hell up im keying your car

@@dinodoestuff no ❤️

do replies help?

cause like

ill make a whole thread to help our boy

you know cause our boy is da man

and also whats up with butter on pancakes who thought of that?

oh

Um. Ok. Gotta link? Asking for a friend.

great, now I will be spending my afternoon reading 'Tender Wings of Desire' by KFC.

N-N-NANIII!?

ANNNNDDD WE HAVE A WINNER

You'll never believe the best conspiracy theory yet!...

YOU CRACKED THE CODE

@@hihigh6814 KFC seized the ps5 orders

LMAO, perfectly said my guy

"16 NOT SO STRAIGHT" LMAOO

A perfect comment doesn't exi-

@Maisie Crookston Screaming Through Time: (walking into office) Hi I’m here for the interview? Manager: great, why don’t you sit dow- Screaming: DORA LOOKED LONGINGLY INTO DIEGO’S EYES. ‘ITS WRONG, WE’RE COUSINS’...

@@aidenhoogstra8636 oh pls no no no

@@aidenhoogstra8636 OH I SEE

YOOOO youre also a carter, whats up!

OMG U RIGHT!!!!! hes a pretty boy

@@ultimatequeenofdeath666 YOOOOO

Honestly, on this topic, the longest, most beautiful, luscious eyelashes I've ever seen belonged to an old college lab partner of mine. He probably got a little weirded out during labs because I probably stared at his eyelashes/into his eyes a little too long and a little too often because of how luscious they were. I swear some men have eyelashes for dayyys.

@@mrahzzz You, comrade, are incredibly valid

Jarvis talking about how hot brands are and them hooking up Jarvis’ GF: 👁👄👁

That's funny, he should've made a joke about that

I think Making Tik Toks at an auto part is already weird

J. Jonah Jameson Jr. is rolling in his grave

@PestoMayo hey Pesto Mayo

I think it's a french thing

@PestoMayo I am one of those kids

Some people missed the joke in this comment lol

The one on Tumblr that started it all?

@@reaganrambles1951 tbh not to sure, she has her own website with her credentials though, she did some really iconic stuff.

Wait I didn’t know she used to run a brand account lol

oh shit that was her?? i remember it was such a huge meme on tumblr lmao never knew that tho

I have no memes

@@spiplayrojo4745 wait... that’s relatable. If you follow my thought process here... not having memes is a meme in and of itself. We have out memed the very nature of memes. It’s a meme paradox and now we can’t escape.

slim jim has good taste

That social media guy must be really bored or something.

Louis-Patrick Lauzon OMG UR PROFILE IS A FLAMINGO YASSSSSSS

xD

He's trying his breast, cut him some slack.

Crying his best

Lying he's dressed (just running with the sexy brands theme)

Play cyberpunk 2077 with one hand and eat your broasted chicken with the other.

@Yeetus Defeetus that intern also probably isn’t paid enough and yet is tasked with the thankless job of pandering to internet people™. Isn’t late-stage capitalism ironic?

@@rVnsunshine Late stage? We’re just getting started

@Yeetus Defeetus No one is attacking the intern, my guy. Very clearly OP is talking about the company which requires interns to put on a façade while simultaneously fucking themselves up the ass. Maybe give people the benefit of the doubt.

@@rVnsunshine intern... getting paid? Ah yes paid interns

@@rVnsunshine What do you mean thankless? Ah yes the person running an account deserves thousands of accolades. How do you even know what these people are being paid?

i fucking hate it for some reason it makes me extremely angry

@@loekust Probably because it's brands pretending to be relatable to get us to like them, and that's a bad thing.

Same, I think it's really cringy

I thought your name was oreo (there's a joke about brands in that thought) but it's cooler than that anyway your pfp is amazing. The style and the colors pop.

@Smykush Fixed