Your ability to seamlessly include pop culture references in every other sentence while making absolute fucking sense is a superpower

The way Stephanie wrote the whole Jacob and Renesmee arc of her own FREE WILL?? Was she possessed?????

Tbh I think once Kristen Stewart said the line, "you named my daughter atter the Loch Ness monster??!!," she instantly turned gay. She could no longer handle the shenanigans of a man.

"she does NOTHING and she does it well" had me giggling so much i played it twice. that line stuck w me

I saw this movie in theaters in a tiny town when this first came out. Literally every room was screening this movie only, the lines were wrapped around the building…it was insane. When we got in the actual room to our seats, it was so packed people were sitting in the aisles. There was the local fucking radio show there with a TSHIRT GUN shooting shirts into the crowd. At the vision/battle scene where everyone “died”, people threw popcorn buckets and shit at the screen. Truly the best theater experience I’ve ever had.

Chuckesmee has manifested itself as a sleep paralysis demon. The scariest thing I have ever laid my eyes on💀

Loch Ness baby and jacob's thing is truly the worst thing society has ever had to witness so far. like wdym you're obsessed with a woman and decide to date her child like men are truly sick and twisted

I can't believe Mike's long-time collaborator, Mic, failed him in this crucial moment... cancelled

Charlie put up with entirely too much, but what a supportive legend?! My parents could never

i think the sheer stress you’re going through is definitely reflecting in this video. the chaos?? unmatched

Chuckesme would absolutely wipe the floor with CGI Resume. That animatronic was robust and built for violence, I have no doubts about it

Fun fact: There were 4 different directors across the 5 twilight movies and it SHOWS lmaooo. I think that's why the movies all feel so chaotically different (plus the fact that the story is just wild mormon culture coded)

Taking the time to comment that animatronic Renesme would absolutely smash CGI to bits

As a baby who was also named after the Loch Ness monster I truly unlocked my empath era with Bella

"spreading flopaganda" miss ma'am that's genuinely a phrase for the history books

Straight line: -- Dashed line: - - - - - Iconic line: YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCK NESS MONSTER!?!?

Bella creepy-crawling up the side of the mountain made me laugh way too hard. It was like she was possessed or something

"The movie opes when Bella has been YAAAAS-ified and is absolutely ON ONE" FUCKING KILLED ME

Also why could Bella see a flower fully bloom in 5 seconds 💀 they did that to show she was super fast, but really that would mean she’s just been running in place for like a month LOOOL

I have a vivid memory of when it got revealed that that entire fight scene was just a vision the entire movie theater started clapping and cheering like the endgame portals scene just happened. It was fucking insane.

Love that Jacob was never not in his flop era throughout this series. Consistent king

Bestie, can't believe you glossed over Aro's absolute ghastly laugh in the end. But also, referring to Reneslay as the lochness monster henceforth 😭

Unpopular opinion but I ADORED MIchael Sheen as Aro here. 😭 Especially that little scream he did when he heard Nestlé Crunch's heart beat.

i choose to deliberately percieve the imprinting as a sibling thing. theyre besties, theyre besties. they are siblings and besties and there are absolutely not romantic interests. its an "omg my baby sister 🥺ily baby sister" and i will simply ignore all other evidence.

The best thing, THEEEEE best thing!!! About this movie, is Michael Sheen. And this does in fact go for every one of these movies he's in but this one takes the cake. Because that stupid fucking reaction to Reznor is so fucking perfect, and just tells me that he was just having a laugh the whole time. Like he said "this is camp" and he DELIVERED!!

The fact that you are slaying this hard while filming this a second time is astronomical. I could never💀

"You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster" was literally a cultural reset in screenwriting

That scene of Jane throwing a child into the fire is one of the best things in modern cinema

No joke this is the movie that got me into rock climbing

they didn't let rami malek outsell the other girlies, they just couldn't stop him from outselling the rest

I actually rewatched the movies with a friend who grew up as a evangelical and i have been informed everything weird about twilight is from Mormon culture and practices. The jacob and Renéesme thing, the weird racist framing for the indigenous/werewolf characters, anything wild and seemingly from nowhere in twilight is just mormon culture and its plagued me since so i thought i would share

The quiet “Renesmee, more like Re-naur-smee.” is killing me 💀

i think every twilight movie broke me

Mike giving stunning vampire energy is the serotonin I needed today

The “legs, hips, body” entrance for the voulturi…SIS I DIED 🤣 Atlanta made it all the way to Australia, I hate it here

CGI baby and uncomfortable imprinting relationship aside i just have to say that Resume is one of creepiest things I've ever come across. Every time they mention a new detail about her in the book I'm like "ew? Gross? Terrifying?" I firmly believe she is the most monstrous being in Twilight.

so glad u see jane for what she is. talented queen, deserved more screentime honestly

As a teen watching these films I never fully realised the sheer cRUST of Jacob. It’s actually horrific why was he allowed? Thank you for bringing the silly pickme wolf the justice he deserves

The fact that the cast and staff all thought Chuckesmé was haunted and were low-key scared of her

Bella was incredibly flawless when she became a vampire, serving face, hair, everything!! Shout out to the makeup department.

"This scriptural reading from Bellalations 13:09" Killed me god damn 😂😂

hear me out: jacob is the supernatural alternative reality version of mr schue from glee: 1. they both have super inappropriate/questionable relationships with c h i l d r e n 2. both had borderline offensive hairstyles: i mean, a man in his mid-thirties with a perm? no ma’am. and pre-werewolf jacob’s wig really said ‘we spent what little budget we had on CGI so now we can’t afford nice things, here take this crusty musty wig’ 3. they both truly think they give off main character girlboss energy, when in actuality neither of them offer anything of substance and only serve constant flopping on the sidelines.

I wrote my dissertation on twilight and I’m literally so traumatised by the process I can’t even stomach watching it but this is making me want to revisit it omg

Chuckesmee has the large forward facing eyes of a predator, I believe she would win in a fight between the two. 1✨

This movie was hands down the best theater experience I’ve ever had. People lost their goddamn minds when Carlisle got beheaded 😂 literally sCrEAmiNg at the screen

mr michaels microphone is litchrally the only person i go full screen for, no distractions, just experiencing the experience

Loved the immediate"'ELLO SISTAH" jumpscare

THIS film was such a formative experience for me okay I went to see this movie in the cinema with my friend who really loved the twilight movies…but up till that point I’d never seen any of the others. She was supposed to go with another friend but she had to cancel and I took the spare ticket so it wasn’t wasted. When I tell you I sat through an hour of this movie so confused then got absurdly invested in the war and who was alive and how it was all going to end and I was HORRENDOUSLY OFFENDED when they turned round and said nahhhh love it was a dream. My friend’s mum was there too and I remember her standing up and yelling NOO when mr man had his head yeeted. To this day I’m yet to actually sit through any of the other movies bc I got such whiplash from this one - and Ravioli’s CGI was scarring for 12yo me

twilight drinking game: drink every time you want to die

I would never drop kick a baby but the cgi demon spawn tests me 🧌

I remember having my moment of "is Twilight really THAT bad" in 2012 and went onto the most suspicious websites to watch 1-4. After watching them all in one sitting I thought "I have to know when the next one is out" and found that there was a screening for Breaking Dawn part 2 the very next week. No one wanted to watch the last Twilight movie with me so in the end had to drag my dad along. In the movie theatre was aproximately 6 other people, one of which was a couple sat at the very back. I was enthralled by the movie. I recall asking my dad what he thought once it was finished and he said something among the lines of "well that last fight scene was cool at least" which I'm sure was the nicest way to say he'd never come watch a movie with me again lmao.

"no, it's not funny i got school" FINALLY SOMEONE REFERENCED THAT TIKTOK!! MIKE I LOVE YOU!!

no mike i would have been in tears if i had to talk about jacob's weird flop behaviour TWICE. you deserve a nobel price (not the peace one tho cause i am feeling the opposite of pacifist after putting up with this man's bs)

Mike is particularly chaotic this episode. #BED? The dog sounds? Sensational.

When the final fight was revealed to be a vision, I literally yelled "NOOOO" out loud ngl. Also Rami Malek gets the best powers because he is literally a king who we STAN

"alice turns up outta no where with jasper next to her like a side dish" abso-lutley killed me

The “leg hips body” is taking me out 🤣😂😂 your commentary is everything I need every time

Naur but Mike’s energy in this video is off the charts 😭😭😭😭 it’s giving vampire speed

Not just slaying, but slaying during a re-recording and under pressure? We actually don’t deserve this level of slay, Mike.

Love how the werewolf decides to groom miss Loch Ness and Edward who basically tormented a teenager into loving him is okay with it 🥰

ill never forget the SCREAMS in the cinema when it turned out it was just a vision. absolute SCENES

no but when i first watched this film and bella said that "nobody has ever loved anybody as much as i love you" line I WAS DECEASED I THOUGHT IT WAS PURE POETRY greatest LOVE Story ever written

"Bellalations 13,09" lmaoo this commentary is iconic.

That gay porn scene with Charlie and Jacob in the woods lives rent free in my brain ever since I first watched it, it's like it's straight out of a gay erotica, and you just know that moment did something for the young gays still figuring themselves out because it did for me lol

Mike you're simultaneously saving my life and ruining it. I convulse in literal chaos at ur videos thank you for honouring your commitment to these movies😭 your energy in this is OUTSTANDING

when mike mics, i watch. doesn't matter if i'm in the middle of watching something else, i will switch the channel.

the fight in the field sequence though I CANT LMAO all that chaos and dying and head popping off all for it to be a vision is literally giving me aged 12 ending the stories i wrote with 'and it was all a dream' thinking i slayed

Dude that fight scene was EPIC in theatres. I watched the movie twice , once with my best friend at the time an then with my brother. The fight scene made my bro cry cause he thought it was real. Then when it was revealed that the fight was vision, the loud WHAT an WHAT THE F was hilarious 🤟 honestly this was a grand time, everybody loved twilight then hated it lmao

omg he returned when we needed him most 🤩 and he did so fashionably

this totally gives "i have a flight tomorrow and i have NOT packed" energy and we love you for that like THE DEDICATION

"Throw That Ass In A Circle" guest appearance for all the girlies who have been here way too long

I remember reading these books in middle school, getting to Jacob imprinting on Renesme, and going "wait one fucking minute. This nasty ass" can't believe a full grown woman wrote that 🤢 the Mormonism jumped out

I clicked on this SO FAST, I'm so excited 🤣 Update: Was EVEN BETTER than I was hoping, my God this video is ✨

This triggered a memory DEEP inside me - Part 2 came out right around my birthday and one of my friends gifted me two tickets to the movie (so nice of her!!!). I was very excited, but then another friend asked me to go to the premiere with her and I said yes, deciding that I would just pretend that I hadn't seen it when I went with the first friend. I remember watching Alice's vision unfold and being like "oh shit, there's no way I can fake this reaction when watching it the second time..." and I ABSOLUTELY couldn't!!! Teenage me was truly a flop!

I think its not in the movie but in the book Jacob is not a werewolf. He's a wolf shifter and they have a whole discussion about that in the field to justify the Cullens contact with them. Also I just love the distinction between werewolf and wolf shifter. Truly one of the plot twist they missed out on

The scream i SCRUMPT when i saw this in my reccomended I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UPPPP

I love how every single commentator on KZfaq think that those two witness vampires who called Volturi "Italian scum" are Russians simply because they have a similar accent. They are from Romania because they wanted to play on the whole "Transylvanian vampire" stereotype thing.

It was really fun to watch Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 in theatres as a 13 year old who wasn’t allowed to watch Twilight and had only seen KZfaq clips of the other movies. My friend who went with me had read the books so when Carlisle’s head popped off, she and half the theatre gasped and she started frantically whispering, “That didn’t happen in the book!” We told my mom that we saw The Life of Pi but instead I got to listen to a room full of Twihards’ wails grow louder with each passing death

This is the single most feral fucking video on your channel and i have only been living and breathing for 22 years for the pure purpose of being here, in this moment, to witness it.

pure chaos seeping thorough my screen & I love it

Slay sis. Those glasses are fire. Also please upload the soundless video too. I need it. Imagine the chaos of a MMCU video with only the ICONIC body language of mike would be amazing.

“Miss Jesy Nelson decided to leave the group at the most crucial time” 🤣😭💀

I come here for the phrases that I'll be using for the next month and a half e.g: "Bella is throwing several an elbow around."

If they had the guts to make that battle real it would’ve been iconic girl boss moment of the century Everybody was screaming gasping and crying and then they just let us down

never forget my mom and i went to see a twilight marathon building up to this movie on a school night i wish they’d do stuff like that again 😭

For the sake of my wellbeing I've not seen anything beyond the first film but I choked at the end. Can you imagine your possessive love interest dating your daughter at the end. That's a whole level of messed up.

“this scriptural reading from Bellalations 13:09” I absolutely fucking adore you

Michael Sheen in this movie is LITERALLY the reason I have mental illness.

I love the first three twilight movies I just can not lie I think they’re cinematic masterpieces but the last two have me fighting for my life every time like I just don’t know what was going awn

This video has the same energy as me and my friends rewatching this movie recently being absolutely sleep deprived and basically just crying from laughter Ruhe entire time The Loch Ness monster line literally took me out, I had totally forgotten that

3:40 chuckesme! 😂 Omg i laughed so loud and so much during this video, like every 20 seconds i was cackling. And im waking up my daughter on accident because i keep trying to be quiet but i keep making these weird snorting noises 😂

2:30 Bella was in her Bram Stoker bag for this stunt. Absolutely iconic and true to the originator of the source material. Sleigh. Big sleigh

Mike you’ve always absolutely slayed at this gig of yours but you are really finding your niche, I sense somebody entering their icon era.

I got to see the midnight premiere of this movie, it was the most insane movie experience Ive ever had. People were SCREAMING and crying and pacing up and down the aisles, throwing shit at the screen. Then when the reveal happened, absolute shock I have never felt so much tension in a room. It was amazing.

You really did engulf yourself in PLL 😂 The references are unmatched

I can't wait for the sequel about Nessie and Jacob where Nessie goes through half vampire puberty and realizes she's only attracted to girls and Jacob just has to deal with it and find himself a new baby to groom.

i was actively binging your videos and hello new upload how iconic

“Uploaded 8 minutes ago” I swear I could sense this video being posted. I felt it inside.

Mike I literally had to exit this video and leave for watch later at merely 2:43mins in. Every line was so gold I couldn't not giggle profusely in a silent library I might've pissed off the gurls I'll be back l8r xx

"there is nary a rope attached to his body" made me cackle omfg