Breaking your ankle is a solid 2/10 - don’t recommend

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Useless Farm

Useless Farm

Ай бұрын

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@jeffwiesner2334
@jeffwiesner2334 Ай бұрын
The casualness of how Amanda will defend herself against a prehistoric beast is beyond wicked cool. Canadian Girlz Rule!!!!
@suitebabygurl1979
@suitebabygurl1979 Ай бұрын
She’s Canadian 🇨🇦?
@jeffwiesner2334
@jeffwiesner2334 Ай бұрын
@suitebabygurl1979 Yup. I believe that her rescue/farm is in Ontario.
@nancymcbride7153
@nancymcbride7153 Ай бұрын
East of Toronto near Whitby I believe.
@censusgary
@censusgary Ай бұрын
It never fails to amaze me that often, Amanda doesn’t even turn to look. She just sticks out an arm behind her back to stop Karen’s lunges.
@censusgary
@censusgary Ай бұрын
@@suitebabygurl1979Heck, yeah. Amanda lives in Ontario. I think the rest of her family lives on the same farm, although we never see them in the videos.
@donnamealy4877
@donnamealy4877 Ай бұрын
Karen doesn’t care about bones. She wants major organs. Stay safe, Amanda! 😊💕
@MUSBFRANK
@MUSBFRANK Ай бұрын
While Michael is the local proctologist, Lucy is the farms anesthesiologist, she can put you out with a kick or with her signature laughing gas. 😂😂😂
@juliaatkinson4012
@juliaatkinson4012 Ай бұрын
Ah, Lucy. Breaking wind, breaking ankles, breaking bad!
@kelli_kellz
@kelli_kellz Ай бұрын
Lucy is proud of herself, you can tell. 💨
@Sexytimes1977
@Sexytimes1977 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын
Gary Goosey Gassy Lucy, the lawyer & client team are trying to regain Lucy's silver medal title at the Olympics equestrian event after she was disqualified for, quote, "farting in the judges' faces after she felt she had earned gold", unquote.
@PeggyParrish-sg1eu
@PeggyParrish-sg1eu Ай бұрын
I laugh til I cry whenever I see Lucy kicking and farting!!!😂😂😂😂
@EDog-ti7jb
@EDog-ti7jb Ай бұрын
Tell Poofy Lucy that "Break a Bone Day" is definitely not one we want added to Canada's National Holiday calendar.
@firewaterbydesign
@firewaterbydesign Ай бұрын
*CORRECTION: Amanda did NOT break her ankle!! Her ankle was broken for her!!!* 😉🤭
@user-ox4lg3gd7c
@user-ox4lg3gd7c Ай бұрын
Loving animals is a full contact sport. Veterans have the scars to prove it!
@ronclark9306
@ronclark9306 Ай бұрын
Truth!!!
@spikeoramathon
@spikeoramathon Ай бұрын
Speaking as a video editor, I salute the chops. Your editing skills, combined with your comic timing, make this channel a delight. BTW glad you didn't break your ankle again this year! Keep on keeping on and know we love you!
@cdavis8853
@cdavis8853 Ай бұрын
Oh it looks like Karen has higher ambitions than just breaking ankles!
@toolegittoquit_001
@toolegittoquit_001 Ай бұрын
She’s playing the long, psychological game. First she breaks your will, then your spirit, and finally your body
@cdavis8853
@cdavis8853 Ай бұрын
@@toolegittoquit_001 So true!
@Shell_Michelle
@Shell_Michelle Ай бұрын
Amanda, your thumbs up while in the ER gets me every time. 😂 Such a trooper you are. 🫶
@jasonwhoever5528
@jasonwhoever5528 Ай бұрын
A hobble down memory lane! ❤
@dr.froghopper6711
@dr.froghopper6711 Ай бұрын
On bummer! Been there! Wore that damn t shirt out! Animals will literally kill you with their version of love! My horny indoor male cat got outside, looking for love. I picked him up to take him back in and he literally shredded my forearm in frustration. I spent a week in the hospital, Christmas and New Year’s this year, with a raging infection that nearly took my arm. When I came home from the hospital he was like a different animal. I’m his favorite human in the house and he thought he had killed me. Darned near did!
@carolynchadwick7867
@carolynchadwick7867 Ай бұрын
😖😭
@ahill4642
@ahill4642 Ай бұрын
damn, please tell me he’s FIXED now? 😳
@eddiehayes1523
@eddiehayes1523 Ай бұрын
😮 cats, eh?
@woodstream6137
@woodstream6137 10 күн бұрын
Cat scratch fever
@naomilindberg2328
@naomilindberg2328 Ай бұрын
Love Lucy's little fart kucks!!!😂😂😂😊
@r4pids
@r4pids Ай бұрын
see, this is why steven did not cast Amanda in Jurrasic park. she would have that old Trex using cultlery by the time the raptors got out
@CrepuscularChaot
@CrepuscularChaot Ай бұрын
Hang on everyone this time Lucy gave her pink eye NOT a broken ankle!
@damianstarks3338
@damianstarks3338 Ай бұрын
Amazed that Karen has never broken your ankle with all that attacking she does on you. You really know how to handle her
@kayleen9110
@kayleen9110 Ай бұрын
Broke my ankle and had surgery. Turned my life upside down. You look like you healed very well. So glad. Can't wait til I can walk again.😅😊❤
@carolynchadwick7867
@carolynchadwick7867 Ай бұрын
Amanda is looking like she feels A-ok in the ER, because she is pumped full of local anesthetic, & happy shots for the rest of her‼️🥰
@SahuaritaShuffle
@SahuaritaShuffle Ай бұрын
And she has a jet assist for boisterous take offs
@christollaksen8442
@christollaksen8442 Ай бұрын
My hard cast is coming off on Wednesday from ankle surgery. Life is good when I don't have a karen to worry about. Cheers
@joanderson2055
@joanderson2055 Ай бұрын
Been there done that 3 summers ago. Walking boot will be such a relief and you don't have to sleep with it! Not cheap tho. Good luck!
@ecbst6
@ecbst6 Ай бұрын
Breaking a leg is GOOD luck in theater. I think this qualifies.
@rosemaryhill8804
@rosemaryhill8804 Ай бұрын
Come on! We all know Karen was behind the ankle break. They all talk.
@fpcooper95
@fpcooper95 Ай бұрын
From seeing the title to the end, truly a rollercoaster of emotions ❤😢😂😂😂❤
@groucrow9709
@groucrow9709 Ай бұрын
Watching Karen makes me sooo grateful that my Parrots aren't any bigger 😅❤💚
@carolynchadwick7867
@carolynchadwick7867 Ай бұрын
🤣
@LuisaD93
@LuisaD93 Ай бұрын
I remember the video of your broken ankle and Lucy! Felt bad but you handled it like a champ !!
@zandernpatch
@zandernpatch Ай бұрын
It may be a 2/10 but you amanda are a perfect 10 😉
@gladitsnotme
@gladitsnotme Ай бұрын
Not the farting horse 😂😂
@OhJustCommenting
@OhJustCommenting Ай бұрын
your comedic timing is impeccable.
@Jenn-ie5vf
@Jenn-ie5vf Ай бұрын
She knows that if she breaks your ankle, then you can't run from her so that would be counter productive lol
@opiesveiw266
@opiesveiw266 Ай бұрын
The apaloosa Lucy with the jumping farts gotcha , dang . We'll M. Karen still could us a dash of cattle prog to help with her electro lites
@user-dg7sy8cz3b
@user-dg7sy8cz3b Ай бұрын
I’m thinking there’s possibly exposure here. Thinking HR needs to minimize the risk before a loss is suffered from legal fees and premium increases, immediately.
@carolynchadwick7867
@carolynchadwick7867 Ай бұрын
👍 agreed
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын
Let's all stop wishing Amanda "break an ankle" before she performs for us. Okay, guys?
@lolaheart5887
@lolaheart5887 Ай бұрын
I used to laugh at how some of your animals are trying to murder you and then I was adopted by a stray cat who absolutely should be the primary suspect if anything ever happens to me.
@MichaelLeeOne
@MichaelLeeOne Ай бұрын
I just hope the US Army does not see this or we could have platoons of Karens on the battlefields.
@amyfreeze1808
@amyfreeze1808 Ай бұрын
Well, technically, she has broken your bones! She has given you concussions!
@Cherokee51774
@Cherokee51774 8 күн бұрын
How am I just seeing the horses? Love them!
@cuyhater
@cuyhater Ай бұрын
You're in some crazy hard terrain there, aren't you, Amanda? The rock layer showing through the topsoil in some of your videos is amazing.
@woodstream6137
@woodstream6137 10 күн бұрын
Its Canada, maybe glacial remnants?
@Act1veSp1n
@Act1veSp1n Ай бұрын
Karen ordered the hit!
@poriemcarronit1101
@poriemcarronit1101 Ай бұрын
Get yourself a riot shield to protect yourself from Karen
@BookishDark
@BookishDark 12 күн бұрын
LUCY!!! 😂😂😂😂 legit just choked on my cereal 😂😂😂😂 I just lost my eleven year old hen named Lucy - I named her for Lucy Ricardo and she lived up to the moniker. Clearly your Lucy does, too!
@Erika-gm2tf
@Erika-gm2tf Ай бұрын
I NEEDED that second run of Lucy bucking and farting--but you knew that.
@rockdocandlittlebird5974
@rockdocandlittlebird5974 Ай бұрын
I did it two years ago but mine was because our foster kittens wanted to occupy the exact same physical space as my feet... all 19 of them... and gravity was a real bully as I triend not to squash any of them! I'll note they all found good home quickly once we got them to the shelter, because they were so incredibly friendly. 😅
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 Ай бұрын
Oh my that’s a lot of kitties! Thank you for fostering, it does help the kitties so much.
@rockdocandlittlebird5974
@rockdocandlittlebird5974 Ай бұрын
@@phoenixgirl70 It was a wild summer with three mommas and their babies! We have 3 kiddos in the summer and all of them are kitty crazy so we knew we could socialize them well... and we did, a little too well! When I got home for the hospital, I always had at least 3 purring stinkers sleeping on me.
@missyflutter5562
@missyflutter5562 5 күн бұрын
I agree. Breaking it wasn’t the worst part…recovery sucks if at all
@Jason-oo4jg
@Jason-oo4jg Ай бұрын
🐴 Magical Horsey "Toots" 😂😂
@luv2luv720
@luv2luv720 Ай бұрын
Purple eyeshadow looks great on you!
@Telecasta108
@Telecasta108 Ай бұрын
Lucy: farts away aggressively
@cahg3871
@cahg3871 Ай бұрын
Karen-“give me a chance,I’ll get that ankle yet!”
@mhairmhair12
@mhairmhair12 Ай бұрын
I got theory, please like so she can see: Its seems that only the female Emu is aggressive towards you. My theory is that the birds are able to sense your estrogen; hence why the male is less aggressive. Can you film your male partner’s interaction with “Karen” to test this? I suspect that the male Emu would then turn the aggressive one.
@EleneriPenneth
@EleneriPenneth Ай бұрын
Karen might not have broken any of your bones, but she's definitely angling to rip out your liver...
@Kayessee
@Kayessee Ай бұрын
I've broken both legs and ankles, I can relate with how much it sucks.
@carolynchadwick7867
@carolynchadwick7867 Ай бұрын
😮😢 At the same time⁉️😖
@Kayessee
@Kayessee Ай бұрын
@@carolynchadwick7867 gravity sucks sometimes.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 Ай бұрын
Oh man, that is brutal! I’m so sorry you went through that. Hope you don’t have any lasting problems.
@Kayessee
@Kayessee Ай бұрын
@@phoenixgirl70 not able to bend the ankles as far, but its only a 5% and 12% loss.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 Ай бұрын
@@Kayessee Wow! Well I’m glad it’s not too bad. There are so many bones, tendons, ligaments in the ankles it can be very hard to get back 100% but luckily you’re close. Very happy to hear that.
@popeshop5863
@popeshop5863 Ай бұрын
Full leather chaps and knee high riding boots unless you go with full mid-evil armor 🤔
@jameshicks1367
@jameshicks1367 28 күн бұрын
I cannot imagine working with those foul tempered freaking birch! I know personally just how evil they actually are and lady I got to tell you got guts!
@tutatehaja1777
@tutatehaja1777 Ай бұрын
I absolutely love your videos ❤😂
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын
Gary Goosey Gassy Lucy, the lawyer & client team are trying to regain Lucy's silver medal title at the Olympics equestrian event after she was disqualified for, quote, "farting in the judges' faces after she felt she had earned gold", unquote.
@deniserusinski5354
@deniserusinski5354 25 күн бұрын
I missed one step and broke my ankle. To this day I can remember the pain. I have ptsd from it. Omg what pain.
@bethjensen6678
@bethjensen6678 Ай бұрын
If feel for ya. I broke my right ankle several years ago. I heard it snap in 3 different places as I went down to the ground. A couple plates and screws later , I still can’t run right , and it does throb from time to time when there is a storm brewing. And no I did do anything “ fun” to break it. Just slipped in some mud and my ankle twisted wrong.
@Nscladystillwatersrundeep6369
@Nscladystillwatersrundeep6369 Ай бұрын
DAAAAAAMN IT UGH GET WELL SOON 😊
@kersebleptes1317
@kersebleptes1317 Ай бұрын
Karen has always been 100% trustworthy.
@donaldpetersen2382
@donaldpetersen2382 Ай бұрын
When they give you the "100 bird sized horses or one horse sized bird" question but its a trick answer because all the deadly (with every right to be so) animals came from Useless Farm.
@chipsrafferty8362
@chipsrafferty8362 Ай бұрын
Growing up in Australia these prehistoric beasts roam freely looking to attack at a moments notice,along with dingoes deadly,snakes Tasmanian Devils and the occasional pissed of big red Kangaroo.
@phreethinker1
@phreethinker1 Ай бұрын
😱 there ends the debate about whether to add a side trip to AUS when I’m visiting NZ Thanks for the reminder 🤙
@DemoniteBL
@DemoniteBL Ай бұрын
Thanks for the review but I think I'll try it out myself
@NOT-WOKE-007
@NOT-WOKE-007 Ай бұрын
I use colloidal silver spray for getting rid of pinkeye.
@southernsass2937
@southernsass2937 Ай бұрын
I remember this so well! Thank God it Wasn't Karen.
@craigsweeney546
@craigsweeney546 Ай бұрын
Australia lost "The Emu Wars" twice....just sayin.....
@Razzy316
@Razzy316 Ай бұрын
Someone tell Lucy you have to get the rpm's right before you hit the NOS button
@Goblinkatie
@Goblinkatie Ай бұрын
I cannot function after the buck-farts. 😂
@AnaVega24
@AnaVega24 Ай бұрын
Sending you all my love and support🫶
@aircastles1013
@aircastles1013 Ай бұрын
On behalf of Australia, I apologise for Karen’s behaviour!
@wardprocter2371
@wardprocter2371 Ай бұрын
Honestly surprised it wasn’t Brad.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 Ай бұрын
Yeah I thought it was Brad too!
@gritskennedy5007
@gritskennedy5007 Ай бұрын
OH NOOO AMANDA NOOOO YOU POOR THING!!!!
@peaceworld5393
@peaceworld5393 Ай бұрын
I was thinking Yet !🫣
@lauralong3545
@lauralong3545 Ай бұрын
omg when I saw the video title I thought you broke your ankle again!
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 Ай бұрын
Me too! I’m so relieved she’s ok!
@zeez2562
@zeez2562 Ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤ Lucy!!!
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын
Seriously: I do not understand how Lucy broke your ankle. Did she just step on your foot somehow?
@suzannebigras7071
@suzannebigras7071 Ай бұрын
Bytheby is your farm called the SnM farm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sylvieschmitt-morel864
@sylvieschmitt-morel864 Ай бұрын
Maybe Karen is jealous of your beautiful black hair, and she only has 3 hairs on her head…😂😂😂😂❤
@Sexytimes1977
@Sexytimes1977 Ай бұрын
But she does rock a beautiful feather boa❤❤
@melodiefrances3898
@melodiefrances3898 29 күн бұрын
I have broken my ankle, but alas it was not because of anything exciting like a dinosaur or even an animal. I just tripped on a stair 🙄
@vixstert.5642
@vixstert.5642 Ай бұрын
I've been meaning to tell you that your bangs look great! Karen's just jealous.... 😂
@justsomeguy6474
@justsomeguy6474 Ай бұрын
They day isn't over.
@lynnie5551
@lynnie5551 Ай бұрын
Karen's not wasting her energy on breaking bones... that B is going for your jugular!
@bennyjames558
@bennyjames558 Ай бұрын
Its funny how after you stop the emus from attacking you look like you want to hit themii 😂 and i think you should(i gusse not hard of course) but ive seen them respond with a better attitude after learning they cant bully the bully
@ahill4642
@ahill4642 Ай бұрын
Wait 👀 pink eye… is that a euphemism for something? 😳 🤣
@baskervillebee6097
@baskervillebee6097 Ай бұрын
So sorry. Now you're not mobile enough to get away from Karen!!!!!!!!!🤯
@Shadowband
@Shadowband Ай бұрын
Bro, it happened a year ago. Lol
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
People's reading AND listening skills are in great deline....​@@Shadowband
@jodinpoupart5923
@jodinpoupart5923 Ай бұрын
Well, a twice torn Achilles tendon with a follow-up bone infection is 0/10.
@Prence
@Prence Ай бұрын
I’ve ed s A I’d in the past that I anted to visit that place, but now I’m not so sure. LOL.
@jessicaf8917
@jessicaf8917 Ай бұрын
I think Karen is going for the gold. Why break bones when she can disembowel you?
@wadehamlin
@wadehamlin 27 күн бұрын
Were you on crutches?
@DelphiaStrickland
@DelphiaStrickland Ай бұрын
Tooty Lucy! 😂
@tiffanystokes5509
@tiffanystokes5509 Ай бұрын
Omg girl!! Who’s gonna do all the shit shoveling til your all better?😂
@heatherlamoureux0
@heatherlamoureux0 Ай бұрын
I was gonna say I thought it was Lucy.
@tishjanuary7379
@tishjanuary7379 Ай бұрын
@user-uk4rn2nh4o
@user-uk4rn2nh4o Ай бұрын
Sounds likes it time for some emu soup
@pattypickett3423
@pattypickett3423 Ай бұрын
she knew uhave O,H,I,P lmao
@longbellycaster
@longbellycaster Ай бұрын
Lucy singing a song 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
@rustysreality1091
@rustysreality1091 17 күн бұрын
I think your Karen should meet urban rescue ranch's Kevin... They were meant for each other..
@mitchman3006
@mitchman3006 29 күн бұрын
To add insult to injury 🐴💨
@LoisFox131
@LoisFox131 Ай бұрын
What do you feed that girl?!
@YiOughta
@YiOughta Ай бұрын
Have you ever been cow kicked by a horse
@Neobert5240
@Neobert5240 Ай бұрын
Ohhhh Canada 🇨🇦
✔️ nothing here is ever okay
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