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Useless Farm

Ай бұрын

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@bbbbbb223 Ай бұрын

As much as I romanticize farm life, I appreciate the videos that show how much hard work actually goes into it.

@iTsEfFiNsTePhh Ай бұрын

Definitely (and what the videos don't capture is the "lovely" smell) 😋🤣 That applies to all animals tho and I just wish everyone did their research before rushing to get animals because wether you're getting farm animals, cats, dogs, birds, etc and all the way down to a hamster there's care involved can't just get and forget 🤷🏻‍♀️ Lost count how many times i've seen people get an animal because "OmG cUtE" but had no idea what they were doing (wether because they didn't do their research, trusted a video where someone only showed the good parts that especially applies to birds, or both) and it's the animals that end up suffering for that choice (trust me i've taken in a few animals that that happened to) 😕 So like you said it's always good to see people showing the realities of it.

@Thecodexnoir 29 күн бұрын

These videos are merely drops in the ocean compared to what’s REALLY going on, if everyone knew HOW much work went into caring for farm animals, nobody would romanticize it anymore.

@jayraj5459 15 күн бұрын

So true 👍

@BookishDark 12 күн бұрын

100% agree. I have two cats, a hen, four Guinea pigs, a snapping turtle, and a gray squirrel (and two kids and a husband) - literally all I do is clean poop. Nonstop. Every time I think “ahhhh everything is all clean” it just starts again 😂

@kelli_kellz Ай бұрын

I lost it when Curtis came inside just to pee by you. 😂 Also, thank you for the extended video. I love these! ❤

@AllTheHappySquirrels Ай бұрын

It was the longest pee, too 😂

@kelli_kellz Ай бұрын

@@AllTheHappySquirrelsThe longer it went, the harder I laughed 😂

@AllTheHappySquirrels Ай бұрын

@@kelli_kellz me too 🤣

@MUSBFRANK 29 күн бұрын

That was a drinking all night at the bar extended pee session. 😅 🍺🍺🍺🍺

@HM-cj3su 29 күн бұрын

“He’s still working on his cursive” Hahahaha!! Oh Amanda, you’re the best. Thanks for all the laughs and all you do!

@joan.nao1246 Ай бұрын

Omg I'm cackling over Michael's hesitation 😂😂

@TaisinViper 29 күн бұрын

the reason Karen is always so defensive is she doesn't want anyone finding her OnlyFarms account

@pixie3760 29 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jennbeth1 Ай бұрын

That is the longest piss I've ever seen and heard.

@markreynolds9135 Ай бұрын

You haven’t met my wife after drinking 3 liters of water.

@goodnightmunchie 29 күн бұрын

Should hear me after sex 😮

@lainyfromrainypnw 29 күн бұрын

@@markreynolds9135😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Corrupted-file 21 күн бұрын

Curtis, straight up giving ZERO F’s today. 😂😂 Damn Curt, that was savage.

@ceciliajones7816 Ай бұрын

My cats immediately get in the litter box right after I clean them. They get cleaned twice a day.

@lesleywarnock228 Ай бұрын

I'm convinced 1 of my 3 rescues James sits on the windowsill just so he can look down on me while I do it....then immediately goes in 🙄 They're 14 yrs old now 🥰

@AllTheHappySquirrels Ай бұрын

I felt this comment in my soul. Solidarity, fellow cat(s)-owned-hooman.

@spikeoramathon 29 күн бұрын

You are a Goddess. Thank you for sharing your life, your humor, and your chores. My husband and I love your channel. With love from Vermont.

@mymonkey10 29 күн бұрын

I love Curtis's "poodle" cut... And poor Michael... 😂😂😂 It's the equivalent of getting past the shoulders for me...

@lauriestone9373 29 күн бұрын

Q: "What gym do you go to?" A: "Chores"

@mjones8567 29 күн бұрын

There's our Michael, looking brilliant as always. He's fantastic.

@debby2131 Ай бұрын

I have great respect for your diligence and hard work!

@tracywilborn 29 күн бұрын

Let's give Michael an A for effort. He did really try to plunge in, but he has all summer to try. Such a good boy!

@susanmcconnell6041 26 күн бұрын

Too cold on his b@##s. 🤣

@Cookie4811Mau Ай бұрын

Curtis was a special kind of rude. that was a long pee!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@faythknowmore 29 күн бұрын

I love that you do your chores in crocs.

@user-fs5ru2tq5s 27 күн бұрын

Curtis's legs are cracking me up, they look like clip-ons like a Barbie doll LOL❤😂

@RabittsGal 29 күн бұрын

Now I know how you stay in shape

@CrepuscularChaot 28 күн бұрын

I’m impressed you’ve housetrained Curtis! 😂😂😂😂

@Trollkungen1 Ай бұрын

There is nothing better than our ladies who work the farm...

@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын

From that camera angle, I fully expected Little Dougie to make an appearance.

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

He stayed in the doorway

@seeweed2597 24 күн бұрын

This is so legit and so my life🙏🏽. I help as many animals here in Jamaica as I can. This storm is gonna kill a lot of already suffering animals 💔 please pray for us and please donate if you can 🙏🏽🦄🇯🇲

@fyb5653 Ай бұрын

Mister Curtis😂❤

@amyamy7129 29 күн бұрын

Curtis coming in stirring up some 💩

@MUSBFRANK 29 күн бұрын

Curtis was just marking his territory to let the others know that's his stall, and where the hell is Brad when you need him, he'd sneak up behind Michael and totally push him all the way in and laugh his ass off! 😂😂😂

@williambock1821 29 күн бұрын

“Can I ask what you’re doing?” 😂”That’s the hardest part,Michael “ 😂

@conniecharnley2638 29 күн бұрын

Its cracking me up how they watch her cleaning and its not hard to imagine tthey are planning to fill it up again. Oh lordie just love it 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

@BodySnatcher1816 27 күн бұрын

It was like Curtis held the pre all day and just pissed right there for you! 😂😂😂

@Tantejuju65 28 күн бұрын

Lol! Did mine today: vacuuming, mowing, litter box, laundry, on and on ... My 🐶 supervisor is exhausted

@markreynolds9135 Ай бұрын

For the non-Canadians, “Glossette Raisins” are chocolate covered raisins that are sold in the candy bar section.

@HM-cj3su 29 күн бұрын

Hahaha that’s right Michael we know, so don’t even try it 😂

@jimmyv8803 26 күн бұрын

You are blessed. These animals love you. You take such great care of them and they truly appreciate it.

@drones7838 29 күн бұрын

Doug is the Man!

@lesleywarnock228 Ай бұрын

I gotta know...with all that you do, how do you keep your nails so nice? ❤ love from Onterrible 😊❤

@loiscassels8966 Ай бұрын

Stick-ONs, she says.

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

Can't believe they're not acrylics

@lainyfromrainypnw 29 күн бұрын

She always looks so put together, even when she’s shovelling shit!! You gotta love her…her pragmatism is refreshing & real! Love you Amanda & all of your creatures, “great & small”. 😊❤

@bassiclymike 29 күн бұрын

Poor Michael... chilling the harbles isn't so comfortable at first. And then there's the shrinkage issue. I feel your pain brother.

@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын

That's a work of art at 5:07 ! Signed by the artist himself! I wonder what it will sell for at Sotheby's?

@ogg5949 29 күн бұрын

They need to invent a Rumba for barn floors 😅

@pauldoherty9405 11 күн бұрын

Doing a fantastic job looking after your farm and animals lots of respect enjoy watching you videos keep up the great work👌

@mbhill4023 27 күн бұрын

I'm from Michigan & we absolutely love you and your farm family and all of their personalities. Thank you for sharing your busy funny life with all of us!!! It really gives us happiness in so many ways😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

I feel like those ducks were egging Curtis on!

@mellyboo513 27 күн бұрын

Andrew was an amazing help. 🎉🎉🎉

@jessebos5413 29 күн бұрын

How the eff is this the cutest channel?... All the little animals in one video. Just miraculous! They look at you like you're cleaning out the Arc! 😂

@spingirl4855 Ай бұрын

They just love being around you so they make more work so you stay out with lol

@user-cp2el5hl7k 29 күн бұрын

I can’t imagine how many hours you put into that farm❤

@drduckymd4576 29 күн бұрын

lmfaoo Curtis, that madlad. Love how we got to see the ducks, their quacks are therapeutic ❤

@waliddz8256 Ай бұрын

I like your way of working ❤😃

@j.r.r.toking 29 күн бұрын

Curtis "watch me spell my name" 😁

@ThirtyPack. 28 күн бұрын

Amanda , Out of all the farms occupants....I think Micheal is your number one fan, as he seems to always be following you around.

@Yzo311 29 күн бұрын

I thought him (Curtis) wagging his tail meant he was happy to see you. Not that he was going to pee all over the floor 😮😅 what a bratty brat!

@MUSBFRANK 29 күн бұрын

Yes me too, I thought that was adorable, but then I saw the mini river flowing. 😅

@Jbomb312 29 күн бұрын

Curtis walks in and I just had to look down to comment how gorgeous and fashionable his coatcut makes him... Then I hear the peeing.

@tammygeorge1638 Ай бұрын

Michael knows that once he fully lays down in the cold water! The shrinking begins! Lol 😂😆🤷🤭🤭. And he doesn't want his image ruined!🤷🤦🤷🤣😂🤣🤭🤭🙋🤗❤️‍🔥👍

@loreeshock6084 29 күн бұрын

Get a scraper to loosen it and then a floor squeegee. Works great! Much faster than a scoop shovel

@doggedout Ай бұрын

Didn't you used to have a small tractor with a loader bucket on the front? I would park the tractor in front of the stalls, sweep all the crap up to the door and then use the scoop to put it in the bucket. Then, make a pile of fertilizer somewhere on the back 40 to spread out every once in a while. .....or you know, train the animals to do all that.

@TheJaniceJoy 29 күн бұрын

IMO duck poop, being wetter than other poops, makes the best dupe for cement.

@supergarbonzo4843 29 күн бұрын

You are the hardest working woman I know😊🤗👍💯

@keldaogg2157 29 күн бұрын

Michael just standing there in a debate with the brain cell.

@Preciousmiller1 Ай бұрын

Have great weekend 💖

@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын

Freeze frame at 2:23. Curtis looks like the Greek letter "pi". Or a fuzzy stool or short bench to sit on. Perhaps it's a secret message he intends to send you.

@user-cp2el5hl7k 29 күн бұрын

Please take Kyle to the barbershop, or ask Gary to drive him in his fast car❤

@Siouxie-oo4cj 29 күн бұрын

Poor Michael...his hind legs are slipping and he's afraid to faceplant... I think that is why he prefers the smaller pool...❤

@paige-vt8fn 27 күн бұрын

Curtis just comes on in with his haircut to take the LONGEST piss all over your almost clean floor.... You can't make this up!! 🤣❤

@kathywalbaum8523 29 күн бұрын

I surely do hope you get some help with upkeep for all these critters.

@scottcastillo7936 29 күн бұрын

Very nice video.

@fuswatenetke8295 29 күн бұрын

Even a Useless Farm is very hard work🖖

@uberlpn 29 күн бұрын

I laughcry so much watching these it hurts!!!

@sherrytackett571 28 күн бұрын

Hello I’m new to this channel. I love it, and I love your sense of humor.😂 I’m hooked already.

@Shaiyene 27 күн бұрын

How can you be beautiful and funny and creative and sweet and...

@janemarx1321 25 күн бұрын

Love the poodle cuts on the Llama

@MandaMoo0462 6 күн бұрын

You are actually so freaking funny dude like where is your tv show lol

@horsemanpit8812 28 күн бұрын

Doug: Good morning, yes you’re correct and I don’t care. Have a nice day.

@bonnieyoung4037 Ай бұрын

Relaxing

@scottcastillo7936 29 күн бұрын

Good Job!

@franktower9006 29 күн бұрын

I laughed a lot harder than I should 😆

@johnbagley1441 29 күн бұрын

Can we see more of Andrew ?

@user-hw4ep1or1j Ай бұрын

.....after many talks with Michael .....yes you need a vacuum ........

@daynaphipps4912 29 күн бұрын

You work so hard. It's clear why your animals love you so much. Except for Karen. I think she's just jealous of your gorgeous mane.

@MacMike71 29 күн бұрын

Do female alpacas know about shrinkage?

@johnmills9320 Ай бұрын

Amanda, are you the only one that works on this farm?

@deanspanley4472 28 күн бұрын

❤ love it. 😂👍🇳🇿

@SystemofaDowns Ай бұрын

In the words of Brittany Spears.... "YOU DRIVE ME CRAAAZY!" 😬😬

@alexandrakeller1730 29 күн бұрын

❤❤

@cheyfedu 29 күн бұрын

Oh my gosh, my Amanda you work so hard. I don’t think I could do it. Maybe when I was younger. But I so enjoy your videos and I love all the animals even KAREN I have a cat that’s a KAREN but he’s a boy maybe we can come up with a name for him!

@wesmccoy7061 29 күн бұрын

Ur a hard working lady. ❤. Love to see what you look like all done up. 😁

@Peace-tk3gr 26 күн бұрын

Urinating where you're trying to clean? A passive-aggressive act (revenge for the haircut) 😄

@GenX_Nerd 26 күн бұрын

Karen looks like one of those rich women from the 1980s, on a show like Dallas or Dynasty, with big hair and a feather boa, that you might still see in a casino somewhere. With the attitude to match.

@cdk1016 29 күн бұрын

I developed allergies to everything in my 20s so I would need a full respirator gas mask and benadryl to do any of this barn yard work so it's fun to live it through your videos and NOT break out in hives and rashes along with double pink eye!

@MelissaThompson432 26 күн бұрын

Curtis must have drunk up the wading pool, that went on forever....

@MelissaThompson432 26 күн бұрын

Getting your bits in the water is always so cold, even when you think the water is warm....

@uberlpn 29 күн бұрын

Thanks!

@seeweed2597 24 күн бұрын

And the award for longest passive aggressive piss goes to... drum roll... 🦙Curtis and his cute self 🏆

@iTsEfFiNsTePhh Ай бұрын

❤️

@a1fixitguy309 13 күн бұрын

Doug sees what you're doing....so he'll be back....but not brad!

@maryhernandezwalker1528 Ай бұрын

😊❤😊❤

@naturepeeps922 29 күн бұрын

Love

@susanmcconnell6041 26 күн бұрын

Amanda, you should consider wearing masks, when sweeping/cleaning out barns/p@@p. There are such dangerous airborne pathogens, that you really shouldnt be breathing. LOVE YOU AND YOUR BABIES!! GREAT JOB!!! 😘🥰😘🥰😘

@KimberlyLew 29 күн бұрын

Curtis 😂 I think you should make a calendar to sell 🤔

@gnp5278 29 күн бұрын

I don't know if I missed something, but didn't you post that you broke your ankle and had a cast on? Or was that an old video that just came up on my feed?